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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #250 on: February 18, 2012, 09:49:16 AM »
BTW i went out with my "friend" last night and she really wanted to talk about relationships. She asked me if I ever thought if "I might have missed out on one"? Then she bought my drinks and my ticket to the movie. Also told me to pack my bag sunday cause I was staying downtown with her so we could go out that night. I've been friend zoned for 4 years. is she trying to tell me something here? The magic of o'dowds.  :sdeek:

i think you know how to find out bro..
Well ya. I mean we have a history of making out when we start pak'ing, but then it's the next morning "oh man, we we're so drunk last night (insert akward laugh)". Problem is she's going to be a certified psychiatrist in 2 years. I don't need a filly telling me why i'm doing fanning things. I'm fanning for crying out loud.

this is the best thing for you imo. though it will be an obvious detriment to the bbs'ing community..
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #251 on: February 18, 2012, 09:49:25 AM »
Welp, just friend-zoned myself with  chick I was digging.  I think it would have taken someone with a lot of experience to dodge it, but some things I could have done better.

Main thing though: Always be on top of your crap, always be planning things out.  Never assume a girl's vagina is going to magically fall on your dick not matter how much interest she shows.


All is well.  :fatty:

Yesterday I hit on and got a gay guy's number.  Sure it was a dare having lost a game with friends, but still, not everyone can say they've done that before.
 :sdeek: Also, I like your new avi. You're really going all out as co-chairman of the Master Dating Thread.  :thumbs:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #252 on: February 18, 2012, 09:52:13 AM »
the plan is to ignore it.

I'll wait for stunted to confirm, but I'm pretty sure that will seal the deal for you.

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"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #253 on: February 18, 2012, 09:55:00 AM »
"Oh.  I just thought you had nice boobs."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #254 on: February 18, 2012, 09:58:40 AM »
Girl at my tanning salon always flirts with me when I come in. Seems really nice, always wears an A&M sweatshirt, but says her family just went there. She works there during the day, so I know she's not in High School, but she looks anywhere from 19-23. I would ask her out, but I'm afraid she's too young for me. Creepy or not?

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« Reply #255 on: February 18, 2012, 10:02:40 AM »
Also, totally agree with daris here.  Also another thought: are people that get super in to life coach crap people that should've just read "How to win friends and influence people" and called it good?  Not sure, just not sure about that one.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #256 on: February 18, 2012, 10:08:07 AM »
Also, totally agree with daris here.  Also another thought: are people that get super in to life coach crap people that should've just read "How to win friends and influence people" and called it good?  Not sure, just not sure about that one.

All the self help and life coach stuff is stupid.  I mean, you know the answer, so just do whatever you need to do.  I think that it's just a way to delay having to face the inevitable (or face the fact that you aren't going to do whatever it is you need to do) and makes people not worry about not doing whatever they need to do because they feel they are better preparing themselves for it.  But they're not. 

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« Reply #257 on: February 18, 2012, 10:33:31 AM »
Also, totally agree with daris here.  Also another thought: are people that get super in to life coach crap people that should've just read "How to win friends and influence people" and called it good?  Not sure, just not sure about that one.

All the self help and life coach stuff is stupid.  I mean, you know the answer, so just do whatever you need to do.  I think that it's just a way to delay having to face the inevitable (or face the fact that you aren't going to do whatever it is you need to do) and makes people not worry about not doing whatever they need to do because they feel they are better preparing themselves for it.  But they're not. 

I kind of disagree.  I mean we have social skills.  What if you didn't.  Just imagine.  You would have to construct a logical set of rules to follow.  It would be a nightmare!

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« Reply #258 on: February 18, 2012, 10:53:23 AM »
Also, totally agree with daris here.  Also another thought: are people that get super in to life coach crap people that should've just read "How to win friends and influence people" and called it good?  Not sure, just not sure about that one.

All the self help and life coach stuff is stupid.  I mean, you know the answer, so just do whatever you need to do.  I think that it's just a way to delay having to face the inevitable (or face the fact that you aren't going to do whatever it is you need to do) and makes people not worry about not doing whatever they need to do because they feel they are better preparing themselves for it.  But they're not. 

I kind of disagree.  I mean we have social skills.  What if you didn't.  Just imagine.  You would have to construct a logical set of rules to follow.  It would be a nightmare!

maybe it's like people who can't trust themselves with credit cards and have to use cash for all purchases.  like the books are good for dumbasses?

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« Reply #259 on: February 18, 2012, 11:35:15 AM »
Also, totally agree with daris here.  Also another thought: are people that get super in to life coach crap people that should've just read "How to win friends and influence people" and called it good?  Not sure, just not sure about that one.

All the self help and life coach stuff is stupid.  I mean, you know the answer, so just do whatever you need to do.  I think that it's just a way to delay having to face the inevitable (or face the fact that you aren't going to do whatever it is you need to do) and makes people not worry about not doing whatever they need to do because they feel they are better preparing themselves for it.  But they're not. 

I kind of disagree.  I mean we have social skills.  What if you didn't.  Just imagine.  You would have to construct a logical set of rules to follow.  It would be a nightmare!

maybe it's like people who can't trust themselves with credit cards and have to use cash for all purchases.  like the books are good for dumbasses?

Nailed it.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #260 on: February 18, 2012, 02:14:06 PM »
ignore, ignore, ignore. I got one of these in college. Whatever you do, do not respond to it after a night of pak'ing.  :embarrassed:

Yeah, I'm going to need a story here about the time you did respond after a night of pak'ing

bro's. in the spirit of wondering what it's like to be fanning. i'm gonna outfanning fanning.

picture this on my next facebook status:

 hey everbody, so i've been hanging out with this girl. she's hot and all but has anxiety issues and is 31 (kinda old).
i wasn't thinking serious relationship but she apparently misread the situation - "insert her fb message to me here." any thoughts as to how i should respond ?

welp goEMAW. is this social experiment worth making as ass of myself  :dunno:

"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #261 on: February 18, 2012, 03:20:21 PM »
ect, ect, ect".

If you can't get this right, you're getting sent back to the dungeon.




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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #262 on: February 19, 2012, 09:24:46 AM »
I kind of disagree.  I mean we have social skills.  What if you didn't.  Just imagine.  You would have to construct a logical set of rules to follow.  It would be a nightmare!

Social situations are scary when you have no idea how to act.  Even if you did know, actually doing it can be daunting for natural introverts.  For one, speaking within a group of people takes some courage.  Approaching a girl?  Forget about it.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #263 on: February 19, 2012, 10:58:06 AM »
ect, ect, ect".

If you can't get this right, you're getting sent back to the dungeon.

Seriously, Fanning if you think I'm going to consider this 5 year thing you need to work on some fundamentals

Mods, please add "Matchmaker of the broken-hearted" to my position description.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #265 on: February 22, 2012, 08:23:38 AM »
fanning = fattyfatfat of dating

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« Reply #266 on: February 22, 2012, 08:30:44 AM »
fanning = fattyfatfat of dating
A D1 volleyball player mocat, a D1 volleyball player! I'm all about status. :excited:

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« Reply #267 on: February 22, 2012, 09:13:51 AM »
So guys, I'm soo excited.  :excited: My coworkers boyfriend has a sister i've met a few times. She use to play volleyball at missouri state and is super cuuuute (rudolph the reindeer voice). Well apparently they we're all out for drinks last night for fat tuesday and she told her bro that she thought I was cute  :fatty: and would like to have my number. My coworker asked her boyfriend if that was ok. He said he would think about it when he was sober.  :excited: oh man.  :driving:

giving your sister fanning's number is def a decision that should be made sober.

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« Reply #268 on: February 22, 2012, 10:12:22 AM »
fanning = fattyfatfat of dating
A D1 volleyball player mocat, a D1 volleyball player! I'm all about status. :excited:

Big leagues.

Well done.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #269 on: February 22, 2012, 11:25:26 AM »
i feel like BSAC should be ready for a late-night phone call from fanning after this newest development.  sexual assault is in your future. 

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #270 on: February 22, 2012, 11:34:33 AM »
I prepared some delicious stuffed manicotti for a young lady the other night. We dined, then had some beers afterwards and talked. Anyway, it wasn't terrible, but I have no interest in seeing her on a date again. The best part was how she was telling me this long, drawn out, boring story that I didn't care about. After finishing said story, she apologizes for talking so much, picks up her beer, finishes it and says,  I'm going to call it a night. I get up laughing, and she asks what, I say I'll tell you while you're leaving, and give her a hard time about talking my ear off and then jetting after a boring story. Throw her the deuces and proceed to get another girl to come over.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #271 on: March 02, 2012, 03:55:13 PM »
:fatty: :peek:

It wasn't much of a date if you know what I mean. I'm coming for ya beems.

I hope one day I can reach >60

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« Reply #272 on: April 04, 2012, 10:08:59 AM »
In China, there are these places called KTVs.  KTV room consists of TV, karaoke machine, place to lounge around, its cool.



There are hostess KTV's where these places are decorated extravagantly, and hundreds of hot girls working.  They line up in the room, you pick one to hang out with.  Nothing happens almost ever, mostly used for businessmen treating clients.



I'm in Shanghai now, and yesterday, my friend's father takes us to one of these places.  I've been before, nothing happened, usually the girls fake interest, but its obvious they don't give a crap.  I pick the girl with the biggest tits, another line comes around.  I pick for my friend's dad, but the girl thinks I chose her and sits next to me.  I look over at his dad, he shrugs, and now I have two girls.  The second girl I chose is very good looking, about a 9.5.  Chick below is kind of similar, but the girl I picked had a lot cuter face.



Adorable, short, huge (fake?) boobies.  Titties to my left.  Titties to my right.

I don't expect anything to happen after, but I could tell she was interested from the beginning.  I had to play super hard to get otherwise I fall into the frame of any other horny customer, so I did just that - made her jealous by talking and complimenting the other chick some, keeping cool when she tried to kiss me, various other solid tactics.  Was unaffected by the forest of cleavage.  When I leave the KTV, I have her right where I want, so we exchange information, set up a meet for the next day.

Today I call her, she agrees to meet at my hotel.  She is all the way across Shanghai and it is a huge city, so I tell her I'll cover her taxi if she packs up my luggage.  There's not much going on as it is a holiday.  We take a walk outside, stop by a convenience store, she wants to buy chocolate and some drinks to take back, I didn't want anything.  She hands it to me, expecting to pay, I think to myself "lol who does she think I am."  I refuse, try and convince her to buy it.  She throws a fit.  We argue about cultural differences.  Almost every girl I've met has been great and respectful.  The last few dates in Taiwan I've been on, the girl has offered to pay.  In the past if a girl has wanted me to pay, when I shouldn't, I usually win out, everything stays friendly.  But this is rough ridin' China, all the best girls are all gold diggers, and I thought I could prevail by being awesome.  She wants to leave, we argue a bit more.  Turns out she had to pay her work a hundred USD just to go on this date with me, along with taxi, though I agreed to cover it.  Thats quite a bit of commitment from her, which she ruined by being a shitty person.  I'm not in the best spot, she finally leaves when I cover her taxi.

So I lose out on a girl similar to the picture above by turning down $5 worth of junk food.  But pussy is only pussy, and my dignity remains.
« Last Edit: April 04, 2012, 10:14:58 AM by stunted »

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #273 on: April 04, 2012, 10:19:17 AM »
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« Reply #274 on: April 04, 2012, 11:47:52 AM »
Really weird story. Seems like you mumped up and are a total bad person to date.