Master Dating Thread

[Cartierfor3]

well bros. the groupon filly sent me a john deere fb message.

check it out:

I've really been enjoying getting to know you over the past few weeks. I know we haven't discussed dating or anything else in that regard, but I wanted to say at this time I'm not ready to develop beyond friendship. Forgive me if this is pre-empting a discussion, but I think you are good, kind-hearted and thoughtful, and I respect you, so I thought I should be direct.

can't believe she used fb 

Wait, did she do this on Valentines day?

[j-dub]

well bros. the groupon filly sent me a john deere fb message.

check it out:

I've really been enjoying getting to know you over the past few weeks. I know we haven't discussed dating or anything else in that regard, but I wanted to say at this time I'm not ready to develop beyond friendship. Forgive me if this is pre-empting a discussion, but I think you are good, kind-hearted and thoughtful, and I respect you, so I thought I should be direct.

can't believe she used fb 

Wait, did she do this on Valentines day?

day after. we had zero contact on valentine's.

[Ghost of Stan Parrish]

well bros. the groupon filly sent me a john deere fb message.

check it out:

I've really been enjoying getting to know you over the past few weeks. I know we haven't discussed dating or anything else in that regard, but I wanted to say at this time I'm not ready to develop beyond friendship. Forgive me if this is pre-empting a discussion, but I think you are good, kind-hearted and thoughtful, and I respect you, so I thought I should be direct.

can't believe she used fb 

Damn, that sucks.

It happens to everyone.  You seem to have the right attitude about it.

[Cartierfor3]

well bros. the groupon filly sent me a john deere fb message.

check it out:

I've really been enjoying getting to know you over the past few weeks. I know we haven't discussed dating or anything else in that regard, but I wanted to say at this time I'm not ready to develop beyond friendship. Forgive me if this is pre-empting a discussion, but I think you are good, kind-hearted and thoughtful, and I respect you, so I thought I should be direct.

can't believe she used fb 

Wait, did she do this on Valentines day?

day after. we had zero contact on valentine's.

Still crappy.  If you want I'll take a dump on her car. 

[j-dub]

thanks stan. the plan is to ignore it.

[felix rex]

the plan is to ignore it.

I'll wait for stunted to confirm, but I'm pretty sure that will seal the deal for you.

[420seriouscat69]

ignore, ignore, ignore. I got one of these in college. Whatever you do, do not respond to it after a night of pak'ing. 

[Cartierfor3]

ignore, ignore, ignore. I got one of these in college. Whatever you do, do not respond to it after a night of pak'ing. 

Yeah, I'm going to need a story here about the time you did respond after a night of pak'ing

[stunted]

Welp, just friend-zoned myself with  chick I was digging.  I think it would have taken someone with a lot of experience to dodge it, but some things I could have done better.

Main thing though: Always be on top of your crap, always be planning things out.  Never assume a girl's vagina is going to magically fall on your dick not matter how much interest she shows.

[DILLIGAF]

well bros. the groupon filly sent me a john deere fb message.

check it out:

I've really been enjoying getting to know you over the past few weeks. I know we haven't discussed dating or anything else in that regard, but I wanted to say at this time I'm not ready to develop beyond friendship. Forgive me if this is pre-empting a discussion, but I think you are good, kind-hearted and thoughtful, and I respect you, so I thought I should be direct.

can't believe she used fb 

When you didn't need her on valentine's she felt jilted, now she is attempting to save her ego by jilting you by dropping you down to friendship only, regardless you not attempting more or eliciting any definition of your relationship.  She's psycho, get away.  

[Stevesie60]

I'm going out with her tonight for drinks and a movie.  

You guys should hit up the local tanning salon.

[420seriouscat69]

I will never understand the tanning salon haters in this world. 

[SwiftCat]

Just go outside fanning, it does the same job.

[420seriouscat69]

Just go outside fanning, it does the same job.

Well ya, but during the winter this is not possible. Plus, with school and work, I don't see the outside much. T's and P's 

[SwiftCat]

Just go outside fanning, it does the same job.

Well ya, but during the winter this is not possible. Plus, with school and work, I don't see the outside much. T's and P's 

Good luck with your eventual cancer! T's and P's indeed.

[420seriouscat69]

Just go outside fanning, it does the same job.

Well ya, but during the winter this is not possible. Plus, with school and work, I don't see the outside much. T's and P's 

Good luck with your eventual cancer! T's and P's indeed.

How many things do we do/use that people tell you that we will get cancer from? A ton. Who drinks diet pop in this thread? Yep, i'm looking at you too.

[Dr Rick Daris]

I think it would have taken someone with a lot of experience to dodge it, but some things I could have done better.

 

stuns is so great. so is fanning. they are like yin and yang or whatever. fanning being fanning and doing fanning stuff and stuns being that guy with the top hat that had that mtv show for a year or two teaching guys how to get girls by following rules and stuff. my vote is to lock everyone else out of this thread and just let these two post updates on their dating lives.

[Trim]

ect, ect, ect".

If you can't get this right, you're getting sent back to the dungeon.

[Cartierfor3]

I will never understand the tanning salon haters in this world. 

Seriously?  That's a line in the sand for you?

[420seriouscat69]

I will never understand the tanning salon haters in this world. 

Seriously?  That's a line in the sand for you?

Well that and Jamar haters.

[EMAWgeddon]

ect, ect, ect".

If you can't get this right, you're getting sent back to the dungeon.

Seriously, Fanning if you think I'm going to consider this 5 year thing you need to work on some fundamentals

[Rams]

ect, ect, ect".

If you can't get this right, you're getting sent back to the dungeon.

Seriously, Fanning if you think I'm going to consider this 5 year thing you need to work on some fundamentals

 

[420seriouscat69]

ect, ect, ect".

If you can't get this right, you're getting sent back to the dungeon.

Seriously, Fanning if you think I'm going to consider this 5 year thing you need to work on some fundamentals

 

ect. 

[j-dub]

BTW i went out with my "friend" last night and she really wanted to talk about relationships. She asked me if I ever thought if "I might have missed out on one"? Then she bought my drinks and my ticket to the movie. Also told me to pack my bag sunday cause I was staying downtown with her so we could go out that night. I've been friend zoned for 4 years. is she trying to tell me something here? The magic of o'dowds. 

i think you know how to find out bro..

[stunted]

Welp, just friend-zoned myself with  chick I was digging.  I think it would have taken someone with a lot of experience to dodge it, but some things I could have done better.

Main thing though: Always be on top of your crap, always be planning things out.  Never assume a girl's vagina is going to magically fall on your dick not matter how much interest she shows.

All is well.  

Yesterday I hit on and got a gay guy's number.  Sure it was a dare having lost a game with friends, but still, not everyone can say they've done that before.