Author Topic: Master Dating Thread (Read 961912 times)

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #200 on:** February 13, 2012, 06:33:32 AM »

what'd i miss?

Rams · « **Reply #201 on:** February 13, 2012, 08:18:40 AM »

Quote from: WillieWatanabe on February 13, 2012, 06:33:32 AM

what'd i miss?

I dunno but this thread got really weird and creepy a while back

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #202 on:** February 13, 2012, 08:21:49 AM »

Did SwiftCat's wife just have a run-in with the sole owner of goEMAW.com?

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #203 on:** February 13, 2012, 09:19:03 AM »

Ya, not sure. Although swiftcats timing on his posts would probably ensue some bbs'in while pak'in

OK_Cat · « **Reply #204 on:** February 13, 2012, 09:37:45 AM »

wtf is happening in this thread? kinda creeping me out a bit

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #205 on:** February 14, 2012, 11:17:52 AM »

What are all you love birds doing on this special day?

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #206 on:** February 15, 2012, 08:00:02 PM »

Tidbit #1: I'd start off every date with taking the girl out to dinner, somewhere expensive (I thought this made me look

), and always something ethnic. Then, back to my place, and i'd force them to watch Mystery Science Theater 3000. 9 times out of 10 this ended the date prematurely.

kim carnes · « **Reply #207 on:** February 15, 2012, 08:39:23 PM »

Quote from: Saulbadguy on February 15, 2012, 08:00:02 PM

Tidbit #1: I'd start off every date with taking the girl out to dinner, somewhere expensive (I thought this made me look ), and always something ethnic. Then, back to my place, and i'd force them to watch Mystery Science Theater 3000. 9 times out of 10 this ended the date prematurely.

puniraptor · « **Reply #208 on:** February 15, 2012, 08:40:04 PM »

ENDED PREMATURELY IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN AND I KNOW YOU DO

steve dave · « **Reply #209 on:** February 15, 2012, 08:42:06 PM »

that's a great way to weed out the bad seeds saul. excellent strategy.

j-dub · « **Reply #210 on:** February 15, 2012, 08:52:20 PM »

dating blows. pass it on.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #211 on:** February 15, 2012, 09:52:39 PM »

Quote from: Saulbadguy on February 15, 2012, 08:00:02 PM

Tidbit #1: I'd start off every date with taking the girl out to dinner, somewhere expensive (I thought this made me look ), and always something ethnic. Then, back to my place, and i'd force them to watch Mystery Science Theater 3000. 9 times out of 10 this ended the date prematurely.

I would go on a second date with you.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #212 on:** February 15, 2012, 10:22:36 PM »

I want more internet dating stories Saul.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #213 on:** February 15, 2012, 10:31:35 PM »

Quote from: j-dub on February 15, 2012, 08:52:20 PM

dating blows. pass it on.

T&P

CNS · « **Reply #214 on:** February 16, 2012, 05:00:07 PM »

Quote from: fanningksu on February 16, 2012, 04:57:26 PM

Girl at my tanning salon always flirts with me when I come in. Seems really nice, always wears an A&M sweatshirt, but says her family just went there. She works there during the day, so I know she's not in High School, but she looks anywhere from 19-23. I would ask her out, but I'm afraid she's too young for me. Creepy or not?

You had me up until "tanning salon"

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #215 on:** February 16, 2012, 05:03:38 PM »

Quote from: fanningksu on February 16, 2012, 04:57:26 PM

Girl at my tanning salon always flirts with me when I come in. Seems really nice, always wears an A&M sweatshirt, but says her family just went there. She works there during the day, so I know she's not in High School, but she looks anywhere from 19-23. I would ask her out, but I'm afraid she's too young for me. Creepy or not?

How old are you?

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #216 on:** February 16, 2012, 05:03:52 PM »

Quote from: CNS Casey on February 16, 2012, 05:00:07 PM

Quote from: fanningksu on February 16, 2012, 04:57:26 PM
Girl at my tanning salon always flirts with me when I come in. Seems really nice, always wears an A&M sweatshirt, but says her family just went there. She works there during the day, so I know she's not in High School, but she looks anywhere from 19-23. I would ask her out, but I'm afraid she's too young for me. Creepy or not?

You had me up until "tanning salon"

GTL bitches

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #217 on:** February 16, 2012, 07:37:56 PM »

Quote from: CNS Casey on February 16, 2012, 05:00:07 PM

Quote from: fanningksu on February 16, 2012, 04:57:26 PM
Girl at my tanning salon always flirts with me when I come in. Seems really nice, always wears an A&M sweatshirt, but says her family just went there. She works there during the day, so I know she's not in High School, but she looks anywhere from 19-23. I would ask her out, but I'm afraid she's too young for me. Creepy or not?

You had me up until "tanning salon"

If I was told someone on goEMAW regularly went to a tanning salon, it would take me approximately .000001 seconds to figure out it was fanning.

p1k3 · « **Reply #218 on:** February 16, 2012, 09:20:33 PM »

Quote from: SkinnyBenny on February 15, 2012, 09:52:39 PM

Quote from: Saulbadguy on February 15, 2012, 08:00:02 PM
Tidbit #1: I'd start off every date with taking the girl out to dinner, somewhere expensive (I thought this made me look ), and always something ethnic. Then, back to my place, and i'd force them to watch Mystery Science Theater 3000. 9 times out of 10 this ended the date prematurely.

I would go on a second date with you.

holy crap so would I. That show kicked ass.

DQ12 · « **Reply #219 on:** February 16, 2012, 09:22:48 PM »

Quote from: puniraptor on February 15, 2012, 08:40:04 PM

ENDED PREMATURELY IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN AND I KNOW YOU DO

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #220 on:** February 17, 2012, 12:23:43 AM »

Quote from: fanningksu on February 16, 2012, 05:04:42 PM

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on February 16, 2012, 05:03:38 PM
Quote from: fanningksu on February 16, 2012, 04:57:26 PM
Girl at my tanning salon always flirts with me when I come in. Seems really nice, always wears an A&M sweatshirt, but says her family just went there. She works there during the day, so I know she's not in High School, but she looks anywhere from 19-23. I would ask her out, but I'm afraid she's too young for me. Creepy or not?

How old are you?
27

It's definitely not creepy if she's 23. It's not really too creepy if she's 19, either, but that's starting to push the boundary.

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #221 on:** February 17, 2012, 07:15:26 AM »

Quote from: Stevesie60 on February 16, 2012, 07:37:56 PM

Quote from: CNS Casey on February 16, 2012, 05:00:07 PM
Quote from: fanningksu on February 16, 2012, 04:57:26 PM
Girl at my tanning salon always flirts with me when I come in. Seems really nice, always wears an A&M sweatshirt, but says her family just went there. She works there during the day, so I know she's not in High School, but she looks anywhere from 19-23. I would ask her out, but I'm afraid she's too young for me. Creepy or not?

You had me up until "tanning salon"

If I was told someone on goEMAW regularly went to a tanning salon, it would take me approximately .000001 seconds to figure out it was fanning.

fanning.....or SD.

kitten_mittons · « **Reply #222 on:** February 17, 2012, 07:41:44 AM »

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on February 17, 2012, 12:23:43 AM

Quote from: fanningksu on February 16, 2012, 05:04:42 PM
Quote from: Nuts Kicked on February 16, 2012, 05:03:38 PM
Quote from: fanningksu on February 16, 2012, 04:57:26 PM
Girl at my tanning salon always flirts with me when I come in. Seems really nice, always wears an A&M sweatshirt, but says her family just went there. She works there during the day, so I know she's not in High School, but she looks anywhere from 19-23. I would ask her out, but I'm afraid she's too young for me. Creepy or not?

How old are you?
27

It's definitely not creepy if she's 23. It's not really too creepy if she's 19, either, but that's starting to push the boundary.

eff that. I don't care what age you are, the closer she is to 18 (without going under) the more emphatic high five I will give you. I dated a 19 year old for a few months last year and it was the best. I mean, I could go out to the bars with my bros and not have to worry about her wanting to go along or show up to check on me.

Brock Landers · « **Reply #223 on:** February 17, 2012, 10:25:15 AM »

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on February 17, 2012, 12:23:43 AM

Quote from: fanningksu on February 16, 2012, 05:04:42 PM
Quote from: Nuts Kicked on February 16, 2012, 05:03:38 PM
Quote from: fanningksu on February 16, 2012, 04:57:26 PM
Girl at my tanning salon always flirts with me when I come in. Seems really nice, always wears an A&M sweatshirt, but says her family just went there. She works there during the day, so I know she's not in High School, but she looks anywhere from 19-23. I would ask her out, but I'm afraid she's too young for me. Creepy or not?

How old are you?
27

It's definitely not creepy if she's 23. It's not really too creepy if she's 19, either, but that's starting to push the boundary.

It's only creepy if you can clearly remember the day she was born. That's my boundary.

j-dub · « **Reply #224 on:** February 17, 2012, 01:06:30 PM »

well bros. the groupon filly sent me a john deere fb message.

check it out:

Quote

I've really been enjoying getting to know you over the past few weeks. I know we haven't discussed dating or anything else in that regard, but I wanted to say at this time I'm not ready to develop beyond friendship. Forgive me if this is pre-empting a discussion, but I think you are good, kind-hearted and thoughtful, and I respect you, so I thought I should be direct.

can't believe she used fb