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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6700 on: February 04, 2015, 11:28:41 PM »
GF and I start looking at places together on Friday
:kstategrad: <---me saving lots of money over living alone downtown
Ahem. 

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Heh... With my 2 day a week roomie I mean
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6701 on: February 05, 2015, 08:32:52 AM »
ICT cats, pick up a box of truffles from this place in Bradley Fair.  Boom.  V-day shopping done.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6702 on: February 05, 2015, 08:41:51 AM »
I'm getting my pregnant gf an abortion for Valentine's Day. (Her idea)

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6703 on: February 05, 2015, 09:17:42 AM »
GF and I start looking at places together on Friday
:kstategrad: <---me saving lots of money over living alone downtown

ms tonya and i have an appointment to look saturday. dlew, youre always welcome.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6704 on: February 05, 2015, 09:39:32 AM »
When did it become a romantic gesture to give your gf chocolates for valentines? I mean, let's be honest here. Most of them eat salads and stuff to lose weight, be on a diet, etc. and all of a sudden we're like "here, stuff your face with this crap. I know you've been trying to lose weight and stuff, but this shows you how much I love you and stuff".  :dunno:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6705 on: February 05, 2015, 09:42:04 AM »
'Cause marketing, as is the answer on most made up holidays.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6706 on: February 05, 2015, 09:43:53 AM »
When did it become a romantic gesture to give your gf chocolates for valentines? I mean, let's be honest here. Most of them eat salads and stuff to lose weight, be on a diet, etc. and all of a sudden we're like "here, stuff your face with this crap. I know you've been trying to lose weight and stuff, but this shows you how much I love you and stuff".  :dunno:

you know when she gets a box of chocolates, i'm smashing 95% of that crap

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6707 on: February 05, 2015, 09:46:50 AM »
I'm not much of a sweets guy. I stopped eating that crap once I lost a bunch of weight in HS. When grandma gives us that crap at Christmas, I throw it away when I get home. Eating that stuff makes me sad, not happy.  :frown:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6708 on: February 05, 2015, 09:48:10 AM »
Some women, despite really loving chocolate, can use self control and only eat 1 or 2 a day over a couple weeks.  If your gf/wife is a "stuff your face" type, then yes maybe do something else.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6709 on: February 05, 2015, 10:43:21 AM »

I'm getting my pregnant gf an abortion for Valentine's Day. (Her idea)
sorry to hear this


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6710 on: February 05, 2015, 11:06:49 AM »
When did it become a romantic gesture to give your gf chocolates for valentines? I mean, let's be honest here. Most of them eat salads and stuff to lose weight, be on a diet, etc. and all of a sudden we're like "here, stuff your face with this crap. I know you've been trying to lose weight and stuff, but this shows you how much I love you and stuff".  :dunno:

^+1.  I let her know that I won't be buying her any candy of any kind until she hits my goal weight for her.  It's just my way of supporting her, emotionally. 

"Does this dress make me look fat?"

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6711 on: February 05, 2015, 11:19:14 AM »
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6712 on: February 05, 2015, 11:38:12 AM »
Quote from: EllRobersonisInnocent link=topic =19026.msg1308385#msg1308385 date=1423099770
I'm getting my pregnant gf an abortion for Valentine's Day. (Her idea)
You're better at giving gifts than me.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6713 on: February 05, 2015, 11:44:37 AM »
Quote from: EllRobersonisInnocent link=topic =19026.msg1308385#msg1308385 date=1423099770
I'm getting my pregnant gf an abortion for Valentine's Day. (Her idea)
You're better at giving gifts than me.

Sounds more like (pardon the term) indian giving, to me.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6714 on: February 05, 2015, 11:52:41 AM »
Spracne is on a roll in this thread

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6715 on: February 05, 2015, 12:42:19 PM »
When did it become a romantic gesture to give your gf chocolates for valentines? I mean, let's be honest here. Most of them eat salads and stuff to lose weight, be on a diet, etc. and all of a sudden we're like "here, stuff your face with this crap. I know you've been trying to lose weight and stuff, but this shows you how much I love you and stuff".  :dunno:

^+1.  I let her know that I won't be buying her any candy of any kind until she hits my goal weight for her.  It's just my way of supporting her, emotionally. 

"Does this dress make me look fat?"

"No, you just are fat"

You probably buy her a vacuum cleaner for VD or maybe if you are feeling really generous one of those mats to stand on in front of the sink.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6717 on: February 05, 2015, 05:42:09 PM »
Here's an option for you guys in KC.
https://www.facebook.com/sashasbakingco/photos/a.670768212968527.1073741827.668886576490024/922598324452180/?type=1&theater


sasha's is owned by well known ksu alum and former record bar employee, jeremy schepman


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6718 on: February 06, 2015, 03:46:25 AM »
I figured everything out. You all suck.

What did you go with?
We're just going to get drunk at Houlihan's.
No you're not.
You're right. We're getting drunk at station instead.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6719 on: February 06, 2015, 08:14:06 AM »
I figured everything out. You all suck.

What did you go with?
We're just going to get drunk at Houlihan's.
No you're not.
You're right. We're getting drunk at station instead.
Station would have been a really good place for a Valentine's day dinner in Manhattan... circa 2012
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6720 on: February 06, 2015, 10:32:55 AM »
Maes just needs to add a DIY hotdog station with BBQ beef and just lay waste to the rest of aggieville

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6721 on: February 06, 2015, 11:01:19 AM »
From December to March it's Christmas, Anniv, Vday, her birthday. I'm out of ideas.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6722 on: February 06, 2015, 11:04:21 AM »
From December to March it's Christmas, Anniv, Vday, her birthday. I'm out of ideas.
This really does suck. Ms. wacky and I are going to be extremely low key. She's already gotten me some clothes from gear (where she works) and i'll sneak some flowers into her car on valentines morning and take her out to antons. Everyone wins.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6723 on: February 06, 2015, 11:05:33 AM »
don't forget the rings, you guys

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6724 on: February 06, 2015, 11:08:26 AM »
Those rings are no joke, you guys.