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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6725 on: February 06, 2015, 11:13:59 AM »
Those rings are no joke, you guys.
Did you buy one yet?
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6726 on: February 06, 2015, 11:20:43 AM »
Those rings are no joke, you guys.
Did you buy one yet?
I have it in place. Waiting for my tax return before I pay it off. Got a great deal from a fellow cat that I know.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6727 on: February 09, 2015, 09:44:54 AM »
We got a relationship Xbox.  :lol:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6728 on: February 09, 2015, 09:46:36 AM »
We got a relationship Xbox.  :lol:

that's amaze

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6729 on: February 09, 2015, 12:29:35 PM »
We got a relationship Xbox.  :lol:

Explain plz
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6730 on: February 09, 2015, 01:40:13 PM »
We got a relationship Xbox.  :lol:

Explain plz
An XboxOne adopted together by a couple (who are typically young). This Xbox comes to represent the beginnings, trials and tribulations of their relationship to one another, in lieu of an actual dog or pet.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6731 on: February 09, 2015, 01:44:42 PM »
That's damn impressive

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6732 on: February 09, 2015, 02:03:43 PM »
We got a relationship Xbox.  :lol:

Explain plz
An XboxOne adopted together by a couple (who are typically young). This Xbox comes to represent the beginnings, trials and tribulations of their relationship to one another, in lieu of an actual dog or pet.

Do you have a prenup to decide who gets to keep it if you break up?

What happens if she catches you playing it with another girl?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6733 on: February 09, 2015, 09:50:40 PM »
We got a relationship Xbox.  :lol:

Explain plz
An XboxOne adopted together by a couple (who are typically young). This Xbox comes to represent the beginnings, trials and tribulations of their relationship to one another, in lieu of an actual dog or pet.

Do you have a prenup to decide who gets to keep it if you break up?

What happens if she catches you playing it with another girl?
She'd get it on the weekends because I'm usually too busy binging on the those days anyway.

I'd never play with another girl on the xbox. What kind of piece of crap do you think I am?
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6734 on: February 09, 2015, 10:04:02 PM »
mrs gooch showing some very lwiq here
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6735 on: February 10, 2015, 08:00:29 AM »
mrs gooch showing some very lwiq here

I'm not saying he would do it, just wondering what the consequences are in a Relationship Xbox situation.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6736 on: February 10, 2015, 10:44:48 AM »
mrs gooch showing some very lwiq here

I'm not saying he would do it, just wondering what the consequences are in a Relationship Xbox situation.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6737 on: February 10, 2015, 10:52:52 AM »
Mrs. Stevesie and I don't get each other gifts for holidays and it is so, so great.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6738 on: February 10, 2015, 11:35:33 AM »
Mrs. Stevesie and I don't get each other gifts for holidays and it is so, so great.

that sounds awesome

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6739 on: February 11, 2015, 09:49:18 AM »
It's supposed to be in the 20's through Thursday night to friday morning. Would sneaking flowers in Ms. wacky's car be a bad idea over night?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6740 on: February 11, 2015, 10:02:37 AM »
It's supposed to be in the 20's through Thursday night to friday morning. Would sneaking flowers in Ms. wacky's car be a bad idea over night?

depends, does ms wacky like mostly dead flowers?
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6741 on: February 11, 2015, 10:03:57 AM »
She might?!  :crossfingers:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6742 on: February 11, 2015, 10:07:26 AM »
we had this exact discussion last year- bring the flowers to her office or leave them out at home. there is literally nothing to gain by leaving them in a car and they will wither in the cold.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6743 on: February 11, 2015, 10:09:02 AM »
we had this exact discussion last year- bring the flowers to her office or leave them out at home. there is literally nothing to gain by leaving them in a car and they will wither in the cold.
Yeah, I know. I really want there to be nice weather. Wow! It's already been a year.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6744 on: February 16, 2015, 09:29:31 PM »
Guys....if your wife or girlfriend asks you to color their hair after you've had a few drinks, just say no.  The instructions make that crap sound way simpler than it is with all of that hair.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6745 on: February 16, 2015, 09:38:46 PM »
Signed a lease together today :sdeek:
:adios:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6746 on: February 17, 2015, 09:57:47 AM »
Signed a lease together today :sdeek:

wow, were on the same tracks here. im meeting with a leasing agent today with ms tonya.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6747 on: February 17, 2015, 09:58:25 AM »
Signed a lease together today :sdeek:

wow, were on the same tracks here. im meeting with a leasing agent today with ms tonya.
In what city?
:adios:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6748 on: February 17, 2015, 10:00:10 AM »
Signed a lease together today :sdeek:

wow, were on the same tracks here. im meeting with a leasing agent today with ms tonya.
In what city?

kc. maybe our chicago ladies can meet this summer when we visit and hang with ms dlew too!
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6749 on: February 17, 2015, 05:26:25 PM »
Guys....if your wife or girlfriend asks you to color their hair after you've had a few drinks, just say no.  The instructions make that crap sound way simpler than it is with all of that hair.
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