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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5975 on: September 08, 2014, 05:29:19 PM »
Wacky, the thing is, you really don't gE about stuff like this, even when you say you are gEing. There are lots of ??? in what is going on. Just to begin:

Your gf wanted to take you ring shopping and you were completely unaware. It would seem that your communications skills as a couple lacks a lot. I don't just mean a little, I mean A LOT a lot.

You have lived with a girl, just the two of you, for several months, and you claim to have never seen her or known her to poop. Would she say the same about you? That actually seems strange that you could live with her for several months and not be aware of her taking a dump.

Just trying to be real. I mean, poop is real. Buying a ring to get engaged is real. If either of these things are happening, then you guys should be talking about them, or at least be aware of them.
We communicate a lot. I'm mostly gE'ing here. Of course she talks about a ring a lot. Seems like everyone in her family is getting married this month.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5976 on: September 08, 2014, 05:51:15 PM »
She wanted to go engagement ring shopping, and she took you to the Legends?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5977 on: September 08, 2014, 05:52:11 PM »
She wanted to go engagement ring shopping, and she took you to the Legends?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5978 on: September 08, 2014, 05:53:19 PM »
That was the only way to get him in the car. Like tricking the dog into thinking he's going to the park when really its the vet

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5979 on: September 08, 2014, 05:54:25 PM »
lol. No. I had a gift card to Yardhouse for my bday. We were getting hungry and I suggested YH. While I was at D & B's, I think she saw a store and wanted to take me in there "to look". She told me later at home, but I was too busy kicking ass on the Mario Cart game.  :gocho:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5980 on: September 08, 2014, 06:04:36 PM »
Saw this on facebook. Are you ALL 9 of these things to your GF WC?

http://elitedaily.com/dating/9-signs-man-marry/709958/

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5981 on: September 08, 2014, 06:09:44 PM »
7 and 8 are kinda shakey.  :lol:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5982 on: September 08, 2014, 06:38:26 PM »
You should tell her you've been wanting to propose to her for a while, but you'll only do it while she's taking a dump.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5983 on: September 08, 2014, 06:41:36 PM »
Just say you don't ever want children.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5984 on: September 08, 2014, 07:22:47 PM »
Stevie and Spracne... Great stuff


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5985 on: September 08, 2014, 07:27:07 PM »

Stevie and Spracne... Great stuff


Gonna win 'em all!

Have gotten out of many a potential marriage this way.

Pro tip: you have to mean it, just like calling the cable co and threatening to cancel. Actually, a p good analogy to a romantic relationship. I should be a family therapist.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5986 on: September 08, 2014, 07:33:30 PM »
Who gave you the yardhouse gift card
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5987 on: September 08, 2014, 07:56:34 PM »
Who gave you the yardhouse gift card
My aunt and uncle who live over in that direction.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5988 on: September 08, 2014, 08:05:32 PM »
Cool
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5989 on: September 08, 2014, 09:00:32 PM »
if you haven't had a chance yet to wallow in her excrement, fear not as there's a very good chance you'll bear witness to her dropping a deuce first hand during labor so at least you have that to look forward to


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5990 on: September 08, 2014, 09:09:08 PM »
Yipes!

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5991 on: September 08, 2014, 09:10:10 PM »
if you haven't had a chance yet to wallow in her excrement, fear not as there's a very good chance you'll bear witness to her dropping a deuce first hand during labor so at least you have that to look forward to
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5992 on: September 08, 2014, 09:10:15 PM »
happens all the time!


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5993 on: September 08, 2014, 09:11:43 PM »
happens all the time!
I heard my coworker talk about it one time. Talk about a shitty baby.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5994 on: September 08, 2014, 09:12:52 PM »
O man...ring talk!

My gf's roomate is about to get engaged...was over there last night and they were talking about it, like gf's roomate was really stressing out. Obviously they had talked about it and she knows its going to happen soon but jesus

"Last time he was with my parents I tried to notice if anything was different, like if he had talked to my dad yet"

"Rabble rabble rabble, he was only going to spend 2,000 on a ring, didnt want the debt to go with his student loans when we were married but I dont mind help paying it off!"

"We are going to his parents house next weekend, i wonder if he will do it there, like its so weird, do i have to pretend he's not going to do it while we are there??"


TLDR- Women be crazy bout rings

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5995 on: September 08, 2014, 09:13:49 PM »
happens all the time!
I heard my coworker talk about it one time. Talk about a shitty baby.

Usually, in birthing position, the poop hole is below the baby hole :th_twocents:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5996 on: September 08, 2014, 09:17:23 PM »
happens all the time!
I heard my coworker talk about it one time. Talk about a shitty baby.

Usually, in birthing position, the poop hole is below the baby hole :th_twocents:
It probably falls in it tho.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5997 on: September 08, 2014, 09:19:21 PM »
I think someone catches it similar to a longsnapper and punter (but they don't kick the baby lol)
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5998 on: September 08, 2014, 09:20:48 PM »
This reminds me to stop having sex ASAP. :Yuck:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5999 on: September 08, 2014, 09:21:58 PM »
This reminds me to stop having sex ASAP. :Yuck:

Yeah..... Me too....
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