Master Dating Thread

[Cartierfor3]

Yoshi is my favorite. Perfect balance of power/speed for mario cart.

Oh man, yes! Also, at this mario cart game, you get to take a picture of yourself as Mario before you start. It's absolutely adorable.

But then everyone can look at you. No thanks.

[mocat]

one other thing i like about yoshi is that he is 100% committed to mario no matter what and would do anything for him

[Tobias]

[420seriouscat69]

 

[Cartierfor3]

WC didn't you want to do sports play by play for a living? Isn't that basically a career of public speaking?

[puniraptor]

WC didn't you want to do sports play by play for a living? Isn't that basically a career of public speaking?

BLOWING HUGE HOLES IN PLOTLINES

[420seriouscat69]

WC didn't you want to do sports play by play for a living? Isn't that basically a career of public speaking?

Yeah, I did it for awhile. My public speaking fear came late in life. So bizzare. Like, DSI messed me up.

[mocat]

WC didn't you want to do sports play by play for a living? Isn't that basically a career of public speaking?

omg 

[KSUblumpkin]

Whoa Wacky...things are getting pretty serious with this ring talk.  Has she destroyed your toilet yet???  That was clearly a deal breaker for me.  Mario Kart is one of those games that binds us all.  It's the LHC Bill Snyder of games.

[420seriouscat69]

Whoa Wacky...things are getting pretty serious with this ring talk.  Has she destroyed your toilet yet???  That was clearly a deal breaker for me.  Mario Kart is one of those games that binds us all.  It's the LHC LHC Bill Snyder of games.

I live with her and I can't remember one poop she's ever taken. So I must have gotten one of those girls that doesn't poop. Thank god!

[ChiComCat]

Wedding planning is as difficult as you make it.  If you don't mind telling the right people to eff off, its hardly any stress.

[KSUblumpkin]

Whoa Wacky...things are getting pretty serious with this ring talk.  Has she destroyed your toilet yet???  That was clearly a deal breaker for me.  Mario Kart is one of those games that binds us all.  It's the LHC LHC LHC Bill Snyder of games.

I live with her and I can't remember one poop she's ever taken. So I must have gotten one of those girls that doesn't poop. Thank god!

It's true love when you still love her after a poop hurricane.  It really tests a relationship you know?

[IPA4Me]

Whoa Wacky...things are getting pretty serious with this ring talk.  Has she destroyed your toilet yet???  That was clearly a deal breaker for me.  Mario Kart is one of those games that binds us all.  It's the LHC LHC LHC Bill Snyder of games.

I live with her and I can't remember one poop she's ever taken. So I must have gotten one of those girls that doesn't poop. Thank god!Beer

You'll grow old together and one day.... BAM! Earth shaking toilet clogger.


You'll wonder how she hid it all those years.


So, I've heard. 'bye

[420seriouscat69]

 

[Mrs. Gooch]

WC didn't you want to do sports play by play for a living? Isn't that basically a career of public speaking?

Yeah, I did it for awhile. My public speaking fear came late in life. So bizzare. Like, DSI messed me up.

I suspect it started when the ring talk started.

[420seriouscat69]

Ha. Probably.

[KSUblumpkin]

WC didn't you want to do sports play by play for a living? Isn't that basically a career of public speaking?

Yeah, I did it for awhile. My public speaking fear came late in life. So bizzare. Like, DSI messed me up.

I suspect it started when the ring talk started.

Lock it up Mrs. Gooch....you and I both know that Fanning would wait to watch The Wolverine with his dime piece.

[Cartierfor3]

I kinda got over the fact that girls poop in like, 8th grade

[KSUblumpkin]

I kinda got over the fact that girls poop in like, 8th grade

Not like this.  It was like an ALS Ice Bucket Challenge to the nostrils. 

[Emo EMAW]

Guys my wife told me that at work some women really let 'er riiip in there. 

[slobber]

Wacky, the thing is, you really don't gE about stuff like this, even when you say you are gEing. There are lots of ??? in what is going on. Just to begin:

Your gf wanted to take you ring shopping and you were completely unaware. It would seem that your communications skills as a couple lacks a lot. I don't just mean a little, I mean A LOT a lot.

You have lived with a girl, just the two of you, for several months, and you claim to have never seen her or known her to poop. Would she say the same about you? That actually seems strange that you could live with her for several months and not be aware of her taking a dump.

Just trying to be real. I mean, poop is real. Buying a ring to get engaged is real. If either of these things are happening, then you guys should be talking about them, or at least be aware of them.

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

DON'T DO IT, WACKY!

[IPA4Me]

Guys my wife told me that at work some women really let 'er riiip in there. 

My girls tell me that they have belching and farting contests with their mom when I'm gone.


I swear I've never heard either from her.

[420seriouscat69]

Wacky, the thing is, you really don't gE about stuff like this, even when you say you are gEing. There are lots of ??? in what is going on. Just to begin:

Your gf wanted to take you ring shopping and you were completely unaware. It would seem that your communications skills as a couple lacks a lot. I don't just mean a little, I mean A LOT a lot.

You have lived with a girl, just the two of you, for several months, and you claim to have never seen her or known her to poop. Would she say the same about you? That actually seems strange that you could live with her for several months and not be aware of her taking a dump.

Just trying to be real. I mean, poop is real. Buying a ring to get engaged is real. If either of these things are happening, then you guys should be talking about them, or at least be aware of them.

We communicate a lot. I'm mostly gE'ing here. Of course she talks about a ring a lot. Seems like everyone in her family is getting married this month.

[slobber]

Wacky, the thing is, you really don't gE about stuff like this, even when you say you are gEing. There are lots of ??? in what is going on. Just to begin:

Your gf wanted to take you ring shopping and you were completely unaware. It would seem that your communications skills as a couple lacks a lot. I don't just mean a little, I mean A LOT a lot.

You have lived with a girl, just the two of you, for several months, and you claim to have never seen her or known her to poop. Would she say the same about you? That actually seems strange that you could live with her for several months and not be aware of her taking a dump.

Just trying to be real. I mean, poop is real. Buying a ring to get engaged is real. If either of these things are happening, then you guys should be talking about them, or at least be aware of them.

We communicate a lot. I'm mostly gE'ing here. Of course she talks about a ring a lot. Seems like everyone in her family is getting married this month.

Okay, that answers that. You have talked about the ring, but she just didn't tell you that was what she had in mind when you went to the Legends.

WHAT ABOUT THE POOP!!!?????