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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5900 on: August 22, 2014, 10:22:06 PM »

That's embarassing that your friends have to pay for half a ticket for someone they've never met.

that's what i told them but they were all "eff you we do and pay for what we want"
I have a friend who is loaded. I mean really loaded. I don't mooch stuff from him and his wife and we pay for half or more of all of our normal type expenses. Then, out of the blue, they will be like, "hey, we rented the top floor of this hotel, you want to bring the family down for a few days? Also, we told the hotel that all incidentals are master billed. Have fun!"
Or, "hey, does dobberjr want to come down to the beach with us for a few days (their boy and dobberjr are great buds)? We are going to fly down because driving three hours sucks ass!" (Chartered plane). We send $40 spending money with dobberjr. :lol:
The point is (aside from the quasi fanningbrag) is that there is nothing wrong when you have a friend who wants to be generous. Just be gracious!
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5901 on: August 22, 2014, 10:51:55 PM »
blast, invite me to the wedding

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5902 on: August 22, 2014, 11:06:31 PM »
blast, invite me to the wedding

Me too but only if your rich friend is paying its not a poor person wedding

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5903 on: September 01, 2014, 09:58:14 PM »
J-Dub's ex from out west has been posting pics with a new dude on Facebook. He looks incredibly smelly. Possibly one of the smelliest people around.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5904 on: September 01, 2014, 10:17:01 PM »
cf3 is one hell of a pal  :cheers:
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5905 on: September 02, 2014, 01:48:40 PM »
Great thread lately.  Also I'm finding that lately chicks dig fat hairy smelly dudes.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5906 on: September 02, 2014, 02:52:59 PM »
got to meet 'blasts tinder girl friday night and even bought her a shot but do not remember her name at all and im pretty ok with just calling her tinder girl except to her face.

shes lovely, 'blast. invite me to the wedding.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5907 on: September 02, 2014, 03:06:39 PM »
Ms. wacky wore qhatz gear on Saturday, but was also sporting a squawk koozie. It was nowhere to be found after our tailgate.  :curse: :lol:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5908 on: September 02, 2014, 03:42:06 PM »
got to meet 'blasts tinder girl friday night and even bought her a shot but do not remember her name at all and im pretty ok with just calling her tinder girl except to her face.

shes lovely, 'blast. invite me to the wedding.

thanks for the shot!!!!!

she admitted that the 'ville was better than anything columbia had to offer.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5909 on: September 02, 2014, 05:47:43 PM »
got to meet 'blasts tinder girl friday night and even bought her a shot but do not remember her name at all and im pretty ok with just calling her tinder girl except to her face.

shes lovely, 'blast. invite me to the wedding.

thanks for the shot!!!!!

she admitted that the 'ville was better than anything columbia had to offer.

How would the bartenders anywhere else even compare?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5910 on: September 03, 2014, 09:26:00 PM »
Guys tinder girl drove an hour here to mhk around 2am Saturday(with notice) but had here outta here by 10 am.. Had avoided all contact with her after that until today she revealed "feelings" ????

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5911 on: September 03, 2014, 09:38:27 PM »
nope
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5912 on: September 03, 2014, 09:41:06 PM »
Hey guys just poppin' in to say that things are going great! 


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5913 on: September 03, 2014, 09:46:16 PM »
Hey guys just poppin' in to say that things are going great!
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5914 on: September 03, 2014, 09:47:40 PM »
Seriously tho, guys! Who stole Ms. Wacky squawk koozie? :lol:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5915 on: September 03, 2014, 09:49:01 PM »

Seriously tho, guys! Who stole Ms. Wacky squawk koozie? :lol:

Who hasn't?
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5916 on: September 03, 2014, 09:49:17 PM »
JUST JK!
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5917 on: September 03, 2014, 09:52:02 PM »
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5918 on: September 03, 2014, 09:53:31 PM »

Seriously tho, guys! Who stole Ms. Wacky squawk koozie? :lol:

Who hasn't?

man, i wanted to make a koozie joke the first time he mentioned it, but i just have too much respect for my man the fanning.  too far bro
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5919 on: September 03, 2014, 09:55:14 PM »
@j-dub! Gronkzongas stayed with us in our hotel on Saturday night in mhk. She got so hammered, that she went to the wrong room and stayed in some random persons bed thinking it was ours. Guess what? It wasn't! It was our neighbors room and they had to escort her back to our room! :lol: How was their hotel room door unlocked? :lol:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5920 on: September 03, 2014, 09:58:33 PM »
@j-dub! Gronkzongas stayed with us in our hotel on Saturday night in mhk. She got so hammered, that she went to the wrong room and played in some random persons bed thinking it was ours. Guess what? It wasn't! It was our neighbors room and they had to escort her back to pur room! :lol: How was they're hotel room door unlocked? :lol:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5921 on: September 03, 2014, 10:01:00 PM »
Dammit! :D

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5922 on: September 03, 2014, 11:50:47 PM »
oh man..  :lol:

"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5923 on: September 04, 2014, 06:17:43 AM »
@j-dub! Gronkzongas stayed with us in our hotel on Saturday night in mhk. She got so hammered, that she went to the wrong room and stayed in some random persons bed thinking it was ours. Guess what? It wasn't! It was our neighbors room and they had to escort her back to our room! :lol: How was they're hotel room door unlocked? :lol:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5924 on: September 04, 2014, 11:18:27 AM »
Hey guys.  Quick update.  I dumped the shitstorm of a gf I had.  I just couldn't get passed the sounds of pure poop carnage.  Every time I tried to go down to vagina town...the decimated toilet bowl remains clouded my abilities to even produce a half chub.  Plus...she was crazy and I am too old to be balls deep in crazy town.  I am enjoying the single life these days.  I've got a full box of Kleenex and skinemax.  Meet a new girl over the weekend at a local brew-ha-ha this past weekend.  She seems pretty legit though she is a effing Cyclones fan.  Nothing like rocking the poors of ISU, but she looks like she gives a mean blow jibbers so I'm thinking I should give it a go. 
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