Master Dating Thread

[KSUblumpkin]

blumperz, why was the king kong of feces story a surprise? isn't that ms blumperz in your avatar? 

This is a good point.  I should have been prepared.  The pre-meal KFC chicken bucket she ate should have tipped me off.  You live and you learn.

[SPEmaw]

Imagine the kind of damage she could do to your plumbing down the road.  Dump her immediately.

 

[KSUblumpkin]

Update from last night --

First a summary of the discussion

1) Poop is gross, but everyone poops.
2) I have a chunk lord in my avatar (which is presumably her) and why am I surprised?
3) TP next to the toilet is a straight up disease infested cesspool.  I'm to blame for Poopicane 2014 (category 4 130+ mph crap speeds)
4) She is super selfish
5) I had to clean up
6) Ms Tonya wants her vacuum back...super selfish
7) Fanning TSCing in San Fran
8) Taters met tinder girl's dad.  EMAW is effing huge in him.  He could have transitioned the "so I hear the EMAW is strong in you" into a solid response such as: "Yea, and my shlong is strong as well...especially in your daughter's mouth" and I thought that was pretty classy of him to not do that and it shows that tinder girl is the real deal.  Really good job out of you.
9) goEMAW.com people = good people.  That is true...goE.co is the exact opposite of the Westboro Baptist Church. 

Now to the update.  I carefully brought up the incident last night on the phone and asked her if she was feeling okay.  I was being super sensitive.  She hung up on me so I immediately texted her this great response:  "Be proud of yourself. You didn't shart in your pants. I would have"  Haven't talked to her since.  Where did I go wrong???  Welp, on to the next one.

[420seriouscat69]

 

[SdK]

Hahahahahah. 

[420seriouscat69]

Now to the update.  I carefully brought up the incident last night on the phone and asked her if she was feeling okay.  I was being super sensitive.  She hung up on me so I immediately texted her this great response:  "Be proud of yourself. You didn't shart in your pants. I would have"  Haven't talked to her since.  Where did I go wrong???  Welp, on to the next one.

[ksuwizard]

Now to the update.  I carefully brought up the incident last night on the phone and asked her if she was feeling okay.  I was being super sensitive.  She hung up on me so I immediately texted her this great response:  "Be proud of yourself. You didn't shart in your pants. I would have"  Haven't talked to her since.  Where did I go wrong???  Welp, on to the next one.

Blumpz...your situation reminded me of a very funny Seinfeld situation. I've played "Batman" before and ended the date early when I've needed to. Best of luck buddy!

[yoga-like_abana]

tinder date is running 30 mins late.. wtf I'm too pretty for this 

[star seed 7]

tinder date is running 30 mins late.. wtf I'm too pretty for this 

hmmm

[star seed 7]

tinder date is running 30 mins late.. wtf I'm too pretty for this 

I was going to tell you to come drink with me after tinder date fizzled out, but then I remembered you're too pretty for that

[yoga-like_abana]

tinder date is running 30 mins late.. wtf I'm too pretty for this 

I was going to tell you to come drink with me after tinder date fizzled out, but then I remembered you're too pretty for that

ended up sizzling but seven I will definitely grab a drink with you tonight

[Tobias]

his regards ARE honest...

['taterblast]

alright guys, here's what's happening. i am in seattle for fun, won't go into details but i didn't have to pay for the flight. the couple i'm staying with are not hurt for money and agreed to pay for half of tinder girl's flight to come join us tomorrow for one day/night in seattle. i'm paying for the other half. after a bit of convincing (she felt guilty about someone paying for her flight) she agreed to come. i'm excited. she loves seattle, like a lot, and gets to meet my friends.

[star seed 7]

whoa

[michigancat]

Fascinating

['taterblast]

total spur of the moment "over drinks" idea that actually came to life

[wetwillie]

Sleepless in seattle

[meow meow]

That's embarassing that your friends have to pay for half a ticket for someone they've never met.

['taterblast]

That's embarassing that your friends have to pay for half a ticket for someone they've never met.

that's what i told them but they were all "eff you we do and pay for what we want"

[star seed 7]

more embarrassing that they couldn't swing the whole ticket 

[meow meow]

Well have fun!

[michigancat]

They sound like well-meaning assholes

[420seriouscat69]

Have fun, bud!

[slobber]

They sound like well-meaning assholes

Gonna win 'em all!

[slobber]

They sound like well-meaning assholes

Gonna win 'em all!

I'm still laughing way more than I should be.


Gonna win 'em all!