Master Dating Thread

[KSUblumpkin]

slobber hangs out with really gross people irl.

I never go back to somebody's house if they store tp by the toilet. I just wash my hands, walk out of the bathroom, and tell them "see ya. It's you and your piss water tp, it's not me." I end it right there man. Kind of like blump's ex did.


Gonna win 'em all!

Slobber...you are a freaking treasure.  Don't ever change.

[meow meow]

slobber and blumperz, a match made in gE

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

so keep the vacuum? im gonna keep the vacuum.

[slobber]

Blumpz, if I change, please let me know. If you have already diagnosed me with a disorder, please feel free to PM me. (NOT BM!)
Glad you are back. Some of the best posts (besides anything sd posts) on gE are your clinical posts. I read them very seriously, but keep thinking about poop or fat girls.


Gonna win 'em all!

[Gooch]

so keep the vacuum? im gonna keep the vacuum.

Possession is 9/10 of the law*


*not a lawyer

[Asteriskhead]

ms tonya and i are in a custody battle over a vacuum. she loaned (gave?) me the vacuum a few months back because the penthouse has carpet. her place is hardwood so she doesnt need a vacuum.

i said we could compromise and split time with the vacuum. she thinks she needs it full time.

she doesnt even spend time with the vacuum. i vacuum a lot. like, twice a week.

I can confirm that he's at least vacuumed once. Bear snapchatted it.

[j-dub]

blumpz, thank you for breathing some crap-tinged life back into this thread

['taterblast]

i met tinder girl's dad for the first time (k-state grad), and the first thing he said after shaking hands was "so i hear the EMAW is strong in you"

i thought that was pretty cool

[Stevesie60]

[420seriouscat69]

i met tinder girl's dad for the first time (k-state grad), and the first thing he said after shaking hands was "so i hear the EMAW is strong in you"

i thought that was pretty cool

Nice!

[420seriouscat69]

Ms. Wacky's family has opened their calenders for me on September 18th (auburn) when we're in San Fran so we can all go to a bar and watch the K-State game. I thought that was pretty awesome of them. Just friends and family together.

[mocat]

blumperz, why was the king kong of feces story a surprise? isn't that ms blumperz in your avatar? 

[Dugout DickStone]

i met tinder girl's dad for the first time (k-state grad), and the first thing he said after shaking hands was "so i hear the EMAW is strong in you"

i thought that was pretty cool

Nice that he is a #1cat, shame he opens with a lame line like that

[Cartierfor3]

Ms. Wacky's family has opened their calenders for me on September 18th (auburn) when we're in San Fran so we can all go to a bar and watch the K-State game. I thought that was pretty awesome of them. Just friends and family together.

WC see if Michigancat wants to come pak! 

[420seriouscat69]

Ms. Wacky's family has opened their calenders for me on September 18th (auburn) when we're in San Fran so we can all go to a bar and watch the K-State game. I thought that was pretty awesome of them. Just friends and family together.

WC see if Michigancat wants to come pak! 

I think it's already in the works. He'll get a giant noogie if I see him. 

[michigancat]

Ms. Wacky's family has opened their calenders for me on September 18th (auburn) when we're in San Fran so we can all go to a bar and watch the K-State game. I thought that was pretty awesome of them. Just friends and family together.

WC see if Michigancat wants to come pak! 

I think it's already in the works. He'll get a giant noogie if I see him. 

Do you know where you're staying?

[Cartierfor3]

Well this is just a treat

[mocat]

Well this is just a treat

yeah there's a lot to love about life right now 

[420seriouscat69]

Ms. Wacky's family has opened their calenders for me on September 18th (auburn) when we're in San Fran so we can all go to a bar and watch the K-State game. I thought that was pretty awesome of them. Just friends and family together.

WC see if Michigancat wants to come pak! 

I think it's already in the works. He'll get a giant noogie if I see him. 

Do you know where you're staying?

One sec. I just emailed her to see. 

[michigancat]

Ms. Wacky's family has opened their calenders for me on September 18th (auburn) when we're in San Fran so we can all go to a bar and watch the K-State game. I thought that was pretty awesome of them. Just friends and family together.

WC see if Michigancat wants to come pak! 

I think it's already in the works. He'll get a giant noogie if I see him. 

Do you know where you're staying?

One sec. I just emailed her to see. 

There's plenty of time. Not sure what they have planned, but maybe we can find you a place close to something they wanted to do so they don't completely wipe out their schedule.

Good compromise!

[420seriouscat69]

 

[mocat]

goEMAW.com = good people

[Cartierfor3]

goEMAW.com = good people

We're the best

[420seriouscat69]

Here you go, MC. Looks like The Palace Hotel. http://www.sfpalace.com/?PS=LGEN_AA_DNAD_CGGL_TPRP

[mocat]

also michigancat, i was walking by Hi-Dive the other day and your doppelganger was sitting there sipping a Hamm's. it was so uncanny that i spun around for a second look and the guy that was not michigancat looked at me like "uhmm whats up freakozoid?" anyway pretty heady stuff.