Master Dating Thread

[420seriouscat69]

Welcome back, friend.

[Cartierfor3]

 

[Dr Rick Daris]

who's the new guy?

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

who's the new guy?

check the secret hazing board. itll explain...

[star seed 7]

She finally gone?

[yoga-like_abana]

She finally gone?

yeah long story but yeah. but I'm over my head.. If you took every girl I've ever been with and combined them into one it still wouldn't compare to this current girl. Odd feeling. Also I've missed you. I may not be able to quit gE but I would recommend you all take a cleanse for a while

[star seed 7]

cool

[yoga-like_abana]

How are the cats going to be?

[star seed 7]

How are the cats going to be?

fun hopefully

[yoga-like_abana]

who's the new guy?

hello my name is inigyo Montoya you killed my father now prepare to die

[meow meow]

Let's all take a cleanse while this new poster message boards by himself

[KSUblumpkin]

Serious issue here.  Here is the short story:

Blumperz gf made dinner last night in my new house and all was going well.  Right after the meal, she runs to the can and unloads what may have been a demonic crap baby.  I heard the carnage at my kitchen table.  Later that night, things were progressing when I had flashbacks to the sounds of what appeared to be repeated muffled thuds in the bathroom.

Is this a deal breaker?  You would think with a name like blumpkin I could get over this, but damn, the smell alone is probably the source of the recent Ebola outbreak in Africa.  What do I do besides clean up the toilet bowl and pray to the porcelain Gods for forgiveness?

I'll hang up and listen.

[420seriouscat69]

Oh, man. Good one, blumpz. Just remember that you poop too. Also, I had to the bar next door to watch the game for awhile. I usually forget about it by the time I get back. 

[michigancat]

Serious issue here.  Here is the short story:

Blumperz gf made dinner last night in my new house and all was going well.  Right after the meal, she runs to the can and unloads what may have been a demonic crap baby.  I heard the carnage at my kitchen table.  Later that night, things were progressing when I had flashbacks to the sounds of what appeared to be repeated muffled thuds in the bathroom.

Is this a deal breaker?  You would think with a name like blumpkin I could get over this, but damn, the smell alone is probably the source of the recent Ebola outbreak in Africa.  What do I do besides clean up the toilet bowl and pray to the porcelain Gods for forgiveness?

I'll hang up and listen.

You should definitely break up with her.

[Mr Bread]

Serious issue here.  Here is the short story:

Blumperz gf made dinner last night in my new house and all was going well.  Right after the meal, she runs to the can and unloads what may have been a demonic crap baby.  I heard the carnage at my kitchen table.  Later that night, things were progressing when I had flashbacks to the sounds of what appeared to be repeated muffled thuds in the bathroom.

Is this a deal breaker?  You would think with a name like blumpkin I could get over this, but damn, the smell alone is probably the source of the recent Ebola outbreak in Africa.  What do I do besides clean up the toilet bowl and pray to the porcelain Gods for forgiveness?

I'll hang up and listen.

You should definitely break up with her.

Yes.

[TownieCat]

Serious issue here.  Here is the short story:

Blumperz gf made dinner last night in my new house and all was going well.  Right after the meal, she runs to the can and unloads what may have been a demonic crap baby.  I heard the carnage at my kitchen table.  Later that night, things were progressing when I had flashbacks to the sounds of what appeared to be repeated muffled thuds in the bathroom.

Is this a deal breaker?  You would think with a name like blumpkin I could get over this, but damn, the smell alone is probably the source of the recent Ebola outbreak in Africa.  What do I do besides clean up the toilet bowl and pray to the porcelain Gods for forgiveness?

I'll hang up and listen.

Tell her to take some cooking lessons or something so that she doesn't give herself the shits after future meals. This could be a case of undercooked chicken or something.

[Cartierfor3]

She sounds incredibly selfish

[wetwillie]

Imagine the kind of damage she could do to your plumbing down the road.  Dump her immediately.

[Mr Bread]

She sounds incredibly selfish

She didn't even clean it up. 

[pissclams]

She sounds incredibly selfish

until i go paul harvey on your ass and give you the rest of the story. 
truth is that she saw blumpz was running low on toilet paper and in an act of godly generosity, she didn't even wipe after taking her anaconda hurricane crap b/c she thought he might need the last of the tp later on.   care to revise your statement, counselor? 

[Mr Bread]

Maybe it wasn't a bm and instead she has bulimia.  Trying to stay fit for blumps. 

[Dr Rick Daris]

maybe she thinks he's into that kind of stuff and just was making fart sounds with her hands and splashing her foot around in the toilet?

[Cartierfor3]

She sounds incredibly selfish

until i go paul harvey on your ass and give you the rest of the story. 
truth is that she saw blumpz was running low on toilet paper and in an act of godly generosity, she didn't even wipe after taking her anaconda hurricane crap b/c she thought he might need the last of the tp later on.   care to revise your statement, counselor?

She's the least selfish person since Mother Teresa

[Mr Bread]

Case closed.

[TownieCat]

Why would you move into a house with bathroom adjacent to the kitchen? Seems unsanitary... 

"Hey blumpz, thanks for dinner. Do you mind pointing me to the direction to your bathroom? I'm unsure of where everything is in your new place."
"Sure thing, babe... It's right next to the fridge."