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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5575 on: July 20, 2014, 12:10:43 AM »
Yeah, I think she was being playful, too. But you made it a little awkward. You just need a little non-text interaction.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5576 on: July 20, 2014, 01:07:08 AM »
Lots of fuddy-duddies 'round here.

Pranks keep a relationship exciting. She should appreciate the effort you are putting into your relationship.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5577 on: July 20, 2014, 01:34:57 AM »
agree that michcat gives really, really good advice with stuff like this. the best by far.jdub didn't do anything bad or weird here though imo. a quick hey I'm sorry should suffice.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5578 on: July 20, 2014, 01:37:18 AM »
Dudes (dumbasses), what jdub did was not a prank

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5579 on: July 20, 2014, 01:39:21 AM »
Dudes (dumbasses), what jdub did was not a prank
It was not an account named Kim Carnes, you are correct.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5580 on: July 20, 2014, 02:44:56 AM »

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5581 on: July 21, 2014, 09:01:54 AM »
okay guys. let's break this down.

her: guess what, you should feel bad about the ku sign shenanigans :)

her: my roommate noticed it was missing and was freaked out cuz a house down the street had been robbed.

me: haha, i guess you should have looked for it sooner :shrugs:

her: well, she wouldn't have been scared if you hadn't moved it... lol you're supposed to feel bad

me: i wouldn't have even had the chance if you had been ready on time.. bet you feel pretty awful right now huh? maybe she'll forgive you. one day.

her: nope, i was supposed to be able to trust you

me: a life without pranks and jokes is a boring life. you can trust me to not be boring :grin:

her: lol oh ok

about a half hour later

me: you busy on sunday aside from kickball

the past hour: crickets....

I do not like this quote from j-dub.  Not one bit.

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« Reply #5582 on: July 21, 2014, 09:05:00 AM »
okay guys. let's break this down.

her: guess what, you should feel bad about the ku sign shenanigans :)

her: my roommate noticed it was missing and was freaked out cuz a house down the street had been robbed.

me: haha, i guess you should have looked for it sooner :shrugs:

her: well, she wouldn't have been scared if you hadn't moved it... lol you're supposed to feel bad

me: i wouldn't have even had the chance if you had been ready on time.. bet you feel pretty awful right now huh? maybe she'll forgive you. one day.

her: nope, i was supposed to be able to trust you

me: a life without pranks and jokes is a boring life. you can trust me to not be boring :grin:

her: lol oh ok

about a half hour later

me: you busy on sunday aside from kickball

the past hour: crickets....

I do not like this quote from j-dub.  Not one bit.

I think he just needed to add a winking emoji.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5583 on: July 21, 2014, 09:16:37 AM »
Conversations like this is exactly why I hate texting SO's. If a text convo goes back and forth more than about 4 or 5 times I just pick up the phone and call.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5584 on: July 21, 2014, 09:24:50 AM »
emojis can make or break a text. use with caution.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5585 on: July 21, 2014, 09:25:00 AM »
sounds like she can't take a little ribbing. how boring. my guess is that she acts so serious all the time to overcompensate for something. either way sounds kind of snoozeville for my boy j-dub.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5586 on: July 21, 2014, 09:26:11 AM »
"nobody is going to steal your squawk sign you dumbass" would have case closed that

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5587 on: July 21, 2014, 09:56:24 AM »
"nobody is going to steal your squawk sign you dumbass" would have case closed that

no doubt

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5588 on: July 21, 2014, 10:18:31 AM »
j-dub i have a saturn missile battery (100 shots) that i didn't light on july 4th.  if you really want to take this prank stuff to the next level i will give it to you and you can light it on her porch, thoughts?


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5589 on: July 21, 2014, 10:48:14 AM »
j-dub i have a saturn missile battery (100 shots) that i didn't light on july 4th.  if you really want to take this prank stuff to the next level i will give it to you and you can light it on her porch, thoughts?

 :lol:
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5590 on: July 21, 2014, 10:54:01 AM »
well guys and mrs. gooch, had a little chat yesterday. and it turns out, that her roommate was legitimately scared that someone broke in (i mean really  :facepalm:) and that shakes herself, wasn't all that amused before she realized that i hadn't taken it out of the house. she thought i might have put it in my car and taken it home or something.. i apologized and all is well.

she said she was legitimately busy last week  :surprised:

so i was wrong about that. but this episode has really shone a light on the relationship and our personality differences as a whole. i'll give it a little more time, but the long term outlook has dimmed imo.
« Last Edit: July 21, 2014, 12:11:37 PM by j-dub »
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5591 on: July 21, 2014, 10:55:21 AM »
squawk

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5592 on: July 21, 2014, 10:56:20 AM »
offer her a fresca and report her reaction

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5593 on: July 21, 2014, 10:56:31 AM »
well guys and mrs. gooch, had a little chat yesterday. and it turns out, that her roommate was legitimately scared that someone broke in (i mean really  :facepalm:) and that shakes herself, wasn't all that amused before she realized that i hadn't taken it out of the house. she thought i might have put it in my car and taken it home or something.. i apologized and all is well.

she said she was legitimately busy last week  :surprised:

so i was wrong about that. but this episode has really shown a light on the relationship and our personality differences as a whole. i'll give it a little more time, but the long term outlook has dimmed imo.

So the outlook looks bad for the opposite reason as before - you think your personalities do not match instead of her trying to cut off contact.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5594 on: July 21, 2014, 10:58:23 AM »
offer her a fresca and report her reaction

she would drink the eff out of it. it's one of the things i like about her
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5595 on: July 21, 2014, 10:59:45 AM »
Ms. Tonya's birthday is this week. Drop off the flowers by her office myself while she's there or deliver them/have them delivered when I know she's going to be out?
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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« Reply #5596 on: July 21, 2014, 11:01:29 AM »
Ms. Tonya's birthday is this week. Drop off the flowers by her office myself while she's there or deliver them/have them delivered when I know she's going to be out?

Is there not an option to have them delivered when she is there?

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« Reply #5597 on: July 21, 2014, 11:02:41 AM »
well guys and mrs. gooch, had a little chat yesterday. and it turns out, that her roommate was legitimately scared that someone broke in (i mean really  :facepalm:) and that shakes herself, wasn't all that amused before she realized that i hadn't taken it out of the house. she thought i might have put it in my car and taken it home or something.. i apologized and all is well.

she said she was legitimately busy last week  :surprised:

so i was wrong about that. but this episode has really shown a light on the relationship and our personality differences as a whole. i'll give it a little more time, but the long term outlook has dimmed imo.

So the outlook looks bad for the opposite reason as before - you think your personalities do not match instead of her trying to cut off contact.

yeah. i really like to be playful in relationships. and if she doesn't enjoy that so much, well... it wouldn't turn out too well. i want to give it some more time though. don't want to rush to wrong conclusions like i very nearly did on here for all of you to see  :sdeek:
« Last Edit: July 21, 2014, 12:12:06 PM by j-dub »
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5598 on: July 21, 2014, 11:02:44 AM »
so i was wrong about that. but this episode has really shown a light on the relationship and our personality differences as a whole. i'll give it a little more time, but the long term outlook has dimmed imo.

because you think she can't take a joke? Good grief.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5599 on: July 21, 2014, 11:04:03 AM »
Can't believe I haven't given this thread the attention it deserves.

J-Dub, seriously.