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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5550 on: July 19, 2014, 05:11:36 PM »
okay guys. let's break this down.

her: guess what, you should feel bad about the ku sign shenanigans :)

her: my roommate noticed it was missing and was freaked out cuz a house down the street had been robbed.

me: haha, i guess you should have looked for it sooner :shrugs:

her: well, she wouldn't have been scared if you hadn't moved it... lol you're supposed to feel bad

me: i wouldn't have even had the chance if you had been ready on time.. bet you feel pretty awful right now huh? maybe she'll forgive you. one day.

her: nope, i was supposed to be able to trust you

me: a life without pranks and jokes is a boring life. you can trust me to not be boring :grin:

her: lol oh ok

about a half hour later

me: you busy on sunday aside from kickball

the past hour: crickets....

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5551 on: July 19, 2014, 05:27:20 PM »
I dunno, jdub, she doesn't seem very cool :duno:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5552 on: July 19, 2014, 05:30:04 PM »
I could easily do without pranks and not live a boring life.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5553 on: July 19, 2014, 05:37:56 PM »
I could easily do without pranks and not live a boring life.

Agreed. I do not find pranks to be enjoyable, giving or receiving.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5554 on: July 19, 2014, 07:04:34 PM »
this one was pretty harmless guys. plus i made a lot of noise when i was in the kitchen. i thought she'd find it in like two seconds

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5555 on: July 19, 2014, 07:24:52 PM »
Hiding her stuff feels like when a 3rd grader pushes a girl on the playground because he has a crush

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5556 on: July 19, 2014, 07:25:00 PM »
Just IMO

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5557 on: July 19, 2014, 07:50:36 PM »


Lotta Stiffly Stiffersons in this thread. I hate Stiffly Stiffersons...

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5558 on: July 19, 2014, 08:34:21 PM »
I dunno, jdub, she doesn't seem very cool :duno:

she's one of your people spracs. and in her defense, i think she was just joking around..

she got back to me shortly after the "crickets" and we're gonna hang tomorrow. probably.

pretty sure i'll know by monday
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5559 on: July 19, 2014, 10:31:07 PM »
I dunno, jdub, she doesn't seem very cool :duno:

she's one of your people spracs. and in her defense, i think she was just joking around..

she got back to me shortly after the "crickets" and we're gonna hang tomorrow. probably.

pretty sure i'll know by monday

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5560 on: July 19, 2014, 11:12:08 PM »
a squawk you dork
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5561 on: July 19, 2014, 11:13:42 PM »
A black squawk? That poor girl!  :frown:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5562 on: July 19, 2014, 11:14:35 PM »
guys. stop it.
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5563 on: July 19, 2014, 11:34:55 PM »
Prank was dumb after it wasn't noticed right away. Then being a dick about it after.

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« Reply #5564 on: July 19, 2014, 11:40:29 PM »
Prank was dumb after it wasn't noticed right away. Then being a dick about it after.

yeah, he was kind of dickish in the text exchange, wasn't he?

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« Reply #5565 on: July 19, 2014, 11:42:11 PM »
Prank was dumb after it wasn't noticed right away. Then being a dick about it after.

yeah, he was kind of dickish in the text exchange, wasn't he?

that's fair. wasn't trying to be a dick but i can see how it came across that way.

dang guys, i'm starting to feel really bad about this whole thing.  :frown:
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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« Reply #5566 on: July 19, 2014, 11:43:12 PM »
Prank was dumb after it wasn't noticed right away. Then being a dick about it after.

yeah, he was kind of dickish in the text exchange, wasn't he?
I thought so. :dunno: I haven't stayed up to date on this thread, but there seems to be a lot of poor jdub going on and that exchange has me wondering why.

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« Reply #5567 on: July 19, 2014, 11:46:32 PM »
Prank was dumb after it wasn't noticed right away. Then being a dick about it after.

yeah, he was kind of dickish in the text exchange, wasn't he?
I thought so. :dunno: I haven't stayed up to date on this thread, but there seems to be a lot of poor jdub going on and that exchange has me wondering why.

apparently i need to work on my joking around via text skills  :frown:
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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« Reply #5568 on: July 19, 2014, 11:49:43 PM »
Prank was dumb after it wasn't noticed right away. Then being a dick about it after.

yeah, he was kind of dickish in the text exchange, wasn't he?
I thought so. :dunno: I haven't stayed up to date on this thread, but there seems to be a lot of poor jdub going on and that exchange has me wondering why.

apparently i need to work on my joking around via text skills  :frown:
You can do it. I like to play pranks to, but sometimes they backfire and it's best not to take a hard line defend the prank stance. But I've faith in you jdub. You can overcome!

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« Reply #5569 on: July 19, 2014, 11:55:13 PM »
Prank was dumb after it wasn't noticed right away. Then being a dick about it after.

yeah, he was kind of dickish in the text exchange, wasn't he?
I thought so. :dunno: I haven't stayed up to date on this thread, but there seems to be a lot of poor jdub going on and that exchange has me wondering why.

apparently i need to work on my joking around via text skills  :frown:
You can do it. I like to play pranks to, but sometimes they backfire and it's best not to take a hard line defend the prank stance. But I've faith in you jdub. You can overcome!

Yes, "lighten up and take a joke" generally isn't a wise stance to take in most healthy relationships, but it's definitely a bad idea in one that you think is shaky.

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« Reply #5570 on: July 19, 2014, 11:55:37 PM »
Prank was dumb after it wasn't noticed right away. Then being a dick about it after.

yeah, he was kind of dickish in the text exchange, wasn't he?
I thought so. :dunno: I haven't stayed up to date on this thread, but there seems to be a lot of poor jdub going on and that exchange has me wondering why.

apparently i need to work on my joking around via text skills  :frown:
You can do it. I like to play pranks to, but sometimes they backfire and it's best not to take a hard line defend the prank stance. But I've faith in you jdub. You can overcome!

if there's one thing i'm pretty good at, it's saying i'm sorry.  :D
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« Reply #5571 on: July 19, 2014, 11:56:47 PM »
Prank was dumb after it wasn't noticed right away. Then being a dick about it after.

yeah, he was kind of dickish in the text exchange, wasn't he?
I thought so. :dunno: I haven't stayed up to date on this thread, but there seems to be a lot of poor jdub going on and that exchange has me wondering why.

apparently i need to work on my joking around via text skills  :frown:
You can do it. I like to play pranks to, but sometimes they backfire and it's best not to take a hard line defend the prank stance. But I've faith in you jdub. You can overcome!

Yes, "lighten up and take a joke" generally isn't a wise stance to take in most healthy relationships, but it's definitely a bad idea in one that you think is shaky.

mich, i'm sorry for being a dumbass and will take measures to rectify the situation quickly. now please stop making me feel so bad about it  :frown:
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5572 on: July 19, 2014, 11:59:21 PM »
I don't think you're a dumbass but I'm happy to stop helping

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« Reply #5573 on: July 20, 2014, 12:02:42 AM »
I don't think you're a dumbass but I'm happy to stop helping

actually, please don't. you consistently give the best advice in this thread imo.

and ftr, i think she was just trying to make me feel guilty to get a laugh.. i don't think she was actually upset. that's why i responded the way i did. but i'll ask her and find out and apologize if need be.
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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« Reply #5574 on: July 20, 2014, 12:08:34 AM »
I don't think you're a dumbass but I'm happy to stop helping

actually, please don't. you consistently give the best advice in this thread imo.

and ftr, i think she was just trying to make me feel guilty to get a laugh.. i don't think she was actually upset. that's why i responded the way i did. but i'll ask her and find out and apologize if need be.
He piggybacked my thought! :shakesfist: :lol:

And :thumbs: on the checking and apologizing! :D