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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5525 on: July 18, 2014, 09:49:25 PM »
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"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5526 on: July 18, 2014, 09:50:31 PM »
I don't know what to make of all this
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5527 on: July 18, 2014, 09:51:01 PM »
It's ova
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5528 on: July 18, 2014, 09:52:42 PM »
Her roommate sounds like a complete moron.

"Um, shakes?"
"Yeah"
"You know how there's been some burglaries in the neighborhood?"
"I guess, yeah"
"I'm really worried. I think we've been hit by this crime wave. Remember that dumb ceramic jayhawk hanging on the wall in the dining room? Its gone! ITS JUST GONE! WE ARE VICTIMS OF A CRIME!!!!! THIS BURGLAR JUST CAME INTO OUR HOUSE WITHOUT BREAKING A LOCK OR WINDOW AND DIDN'T TOUCH OUR VALUABLE ITEMS BUT SWIPED A STUPID STOCKING STUFFER YOU HUNG ON THE WALL!!!  :runaway:"
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5529 on: July 18, 2014, 09:55:53 PM »
guys. i gotta take a couple days off. i'm all in my head now. up is down. down is up. i don't know what's going on.
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"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5530 on: July 18, 2014, 09:56:46 PM »
cut and run, i can tell you're not into it
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5531 on: July 18, 2014, 09:58:42 PM »
Guys I can't find my "Universal Studios, ET: The Ride" coffee mug.

BURGLARS!!!!!!!!  :runaway:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5532 on: July 18, 2014, 10:00:34 PM »
OH NO THEY GOT MY APRIL ISSUE OF ESPN THE MAGAZINE TOO!!!!!!

CRIME WAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5533 on: July 18, 2014, 10:01:25 PM »
oh cf3, what a great pal he is guys  :love:
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"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5534 on: July 18, 2014, 10:04:48 PM »
Well this is awkward. My "Universal Studios, ET: The Ride" mug was on top of the cabinets all along.  :lol:


J-DUB YOU RASCAL!!!!  :lol:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5535 on: July 18, 2014, 10:11:40 PM »
Sounds like her squawk roommate is to blame for all of this.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5536 on: July 18, 2014, 10:12:05 PM »
Oops, wrong account :facepalm:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5537 on: July 18, 2014, 10:14:58 PM »
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5538 on: July 19, 2014, 02:43:17 AM »
Look at CFor3 and j-dub trying to put CFor3's crush on Tobias in the past. Just moving the coach over a giant coffee/blood/poop stain in the carpet that is rooted very, very deep if you ask me.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5539 on: July 19, 2014, 09:19:52 AM »
Quote from: Stevesie60 on July 19, 2014, 02:43:17 AM
Look at CFor3 and j-dub trying to put CFor3's crush on Tobias in the past. Just moving the coach over a giant coffee/blood/poop stain in the carpet that is rooted very, very deep if you ask me.

I don't like where this is heading. Fattyfest is going to be very awkward at our table next year.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5540 on: July 19, 2014, 11:43:13 AM »
I just case closed ms. wacky IRL to get over a dumb spat and it didn't workout like I thought it would. :surprised:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5541 on: July 19, 2014, 11:44:25 AM »
Quote from: WackyCat08 on July 19, 2014, 11:43:13 AM
I just case closed ms. wacky IRL to get over a dumb spat and it didn't workout like I thought it would. :surprised:

how did you think it would work out?
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5542 on: July 19, 2014, 11:45:07 AM »
Quote from: WackyCat08 on July 19, 2014, 11:43:13 AM
I just case closed ms. wacky IRL to get over a dumb spat and it didn't workout like I thought it would. :surprised:

I'm really hoping you didn't toss in a "suffocate yourself!"
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5543 on: July 19, 2014, 11:47:57 AM »
Lol. No. I hate fighting. It was something dumb anyways.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5544 on: July 19, 2014, 12:36:02 PM »
Just spit-balling here, but maybe hiding things from people like you are a third grader might mean that there is a maturity level issue in play here
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5545 on: July 19, 2014, 12:57:17 PM »
Quote from: OK_Cat on July 19, 2014, 12:36:02 PM
Just spit-balling here, but maybe hiding things from people like you are a third grader might mean that there is a maturity level issue in play here

are you referring to the jayhawk decor here bud?
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5546 on: July 19, 2014, 01:28:24 PM »
Ms. Wacky hid my Joe Montana chiefs jersey when we first met cause she thought it was ugly. :curse:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5547 on: July 19, 2014, 01:50:15 PM »
Quote from: WackyCat08 on July 19, 2014, 01:28:24 PM
Ms. Wacky hid my Joe Montana chiefs jersey when we first met cause she thought it was ugly. :curse:

Dump that loser
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5548 on: July 19, 2014, 02:49:12 PM »
Quote from: seven on July 19, 2014, 01:50:15 PM
Quote from: WackyCat08 on July 19, 2014, 01:28:24 PM
Ms. Wacky hid my Joe Montana chiefs jersey when we first met cause she thought it was ugly. :curse:

Dump that loser
I know, right? If she would have done it to my Alex smith jersey, crap would have really hit the fan!
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5549 on: July 19, 2014, 05:02:31 PM »
Quote from: WackyCat08 on July 19, 2014, 02:49:12 PM
Quote from: seven on July 19, 2014, 01:50:15 PM
Quote from: WackyCat08 on July 19, 2014, 01:28:24 PM
Ms. Wacky hid my Joe Montana chiefs jersey when we first met cause she thought it was ugly. :curse:

Dump that loser
I know, right? If she would have done it to my Alex smith jersey, crap would have really hit the fan!

Please tell me that you don't actually own an Alex Smith jersey.
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