Her roommate sounds like a complete moron.
"Um, shakes?"
"Yeah"
"You know how there's been some burglaries in the neighborhood?"
"I guess, yeah"
"I'm really worried. I think we've been hit by this crime wave. Remember that dumb ceramic jayhawk hanging on the wall in the dining room? Its gone! ITS JUST GONE! WE ARE VICTIMS OF A CRIME!!!!! THIS BURGLAR JUST CAME INTO OUR HOUSE WITHOUT BREAKING A LOCK OR WINDOW AND DIDN'T TOUCH OUR VALUABLE ITEMS BUT SWIPED A STUPID STOCKING STUFFER YOU HUNG ON THE WALL!!!

"