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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5450 on: July 17, 2014, 03:58:03 PM »
HUMP DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY  :emawkid:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5451 on: July 17, 2014, 04:03:07 PM »
'clams is probably the only person that's posted in the last couple of pages with any sort of sense.


ummm, you might have missed my post where I said basically the same thing. No contact after a reply to her "I can't make it on Saturday".

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5452 on: July 17, 2014, 04:07:02 PM »
Some solid advice from clams there, as usual.

So I had a first date with a nice lady last night. My friend dates her roommate; they set us up. Cool chick, seems pretty athletic. Think we're all going to do a double date at the Sporting game Saturday. She seemed pretty excited when I suggested it at the end of our date, but said she had "some other thing" that she needs to check on. Texted me late last night to say she's good to go.  :Woot:

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"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5453 on: July 17, 2014, 04:08:18 PM »
several of you offered up great advice the past 5  :sdeek: or so pages

thanks guys  :thumbsup:
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5454 on: July 17, 2014, 04:37:49 PM »

I'm going tomorrow, 7/18 (my birthday)
Emo is Mrsdobber?!? :horrorsurprise:


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5455 on: July 17, 2014, 04:42:29 PM »

I'm going tomorrow, 7/18 (my birthday)
Emo is Mrsdobber?!? :horrorsurprise:


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5456 on: July 17, 2014, 04:45:15 PM »
sad to see this turn into the Master Bating Thread :(
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5457 on: July 17, 2014, 04:48:31 PM »
'clams is probably the only person that's posted in the last couple of pages with any sort of sense.

hmm did you see my dump her on wednesday post?

maybe, I think it's dumb to plan a break up in that manner. It's cruel to extend a relationship once you're sure it's over.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5458 on: July 17, 2014, 04:50:43 PM »
'clams is probably the only person that's posted in the last couple of pages with any sort of sense.


ummm, you might have missed my post where I said basically the same thing. No contact after a reply to her "I can't make it on Saturday".

Sorry, I missed yours and Michi's reading through all of the stupid guessing games that were going on.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5459 on: July 17, 2014, 04:53:34 PM »
Welp, there's no more ERiIgf as of last night. I feel like a new man and am ready to run through some aggieville servers

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5460 on: July 17, 2014, 05:00:25 PM »
Welp, there's no more ERiIgf as of last night. I feel like a new man and am ready to run through some aggieville servers

Grats ERiI!  Pretty jealz of that
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5461 on: July 17, 2014, 05:03:55 PM »
Welp, there's no more ERiIgf as of last night. I feel like a new man and am ready to run through some aggieville servers

Is this the same "crazy" girl that was discussed at length in this thread?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5462 on: July 17, 2014, 05:06:58 PM »
What if j-dubs gal is on that birth control where you only have a period like once every 5 months or 2 years or whatever it is and this is that time? Not trying to be funny.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5463 on: July 17, 2014, 05:08:31 PM »
Welp, there's no more ERiIgf as of last night. I feel like a new man and am ready to run through some aggieville servers

Is this the same "crazy" girl that was discussed at length in this thread?
Sure is, michigancat.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5464 on: July 17, 2014, 05:12:09 PM »
What if j-dubs gal is on that birth control where you only have a period like once every 5 months or 2 years or whatever it is and this is that time? Not trying to be funny.


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"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5465 on: July 17, 2014, 05:37:55 PM »
Welp, there's no more ERiIgf as of last night. I feel like a new man and am ready to run through some aggieville servers

Is this the same "crazy" girl that was discussed at length in this thread?
Sure is, michigancat.

interesting

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5466 on: July 17, 2014, 05:48:53 PM »
Welp, there's no more ERiIgf as of last night. I feel like a new man and am ready to run through some aggieville servers

Is this the same "crazy" girl that was discussed at length in this thread?
Sure is, michigancat.

interesting

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5467 on: July 17, 2014, 05:57:42 PM »
Yeah, pump the brakes J-Dub.  Let "DoctaLuv12" espouse some wisdom.

I've always had this kind of screwball thing where i've noticed that I never want a relationship to work quite as much until I am terrified that I'm about to be broken up with.  Probably pretty natural.

Anyhow, I hypothesize that a relationship is at its healthiest and most passionate when BOTH sides are nervous the other one is about to break up with them.  SO MAYBE take Clams advice, with just a dash of "I don't want to date you anymore." Gotta be subtle though.  Then she'll come crawling back. 


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5468 on: July 17, 2014, 06:29:37 PM »
I hypothesize that a relationship is at its healthiest and most passionate when BOTH sides are nervous the other one is about to break up with them.

wow this is absolutely 100% not true

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5469 on: July 17, 2014, 06:39:26 PM »
Trust me.  I'm a docta.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5470 on: July 17, 2014, 07:04:57 PM »
doctor or not, you have clearly never experienced a healthy relationship

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5471 on: July 17, 2014, 08:18:08 PM »
i don't seem to remember dlew wearing a lab coat when i administered exams for his class so i'm skeptical of this doctor claim. that said i didn't get a chance to look at his test so i cannot confirm or deny if his handwriting is illegible.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5472 on: July 17, 2014, 08:20:40 PM »
If you (j-dub) want to be the adorbs Teddy "Westside" of this board, then fine.  But, if you don't, you should pay heed to my advice.  Pretend like you like talking to her but don't give a crap what, if anything, comes out of it. 
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5473 on: July 17, 2014, 08:27:47 PM »
pay heed

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5474 on: July 17, 2014, 08:56:57 PM »
Yeah, pump the brakes J-Dub.  Let "DoctaLuv12" espouse some wisdom.

I've always had this kind of screwball thing where i've noticed that I never want a relationship to work quite as much until I am terrified that I'm about to be broken up with.  Probably pretty natural.

Anyhow, I hypothesize that a relationship is at its healthiest and most passionate when BOTH sides are nervous the other one is about to break up with them.  SO MAYBE take Clams advice, with just a dash of "I don't want to date you anymore." Gotta be subtle though.  Then she'll come crawling back.

I dunno Doc. I think a relationship is healthiest when both parties trust that the other one is committed to them.