Author Topic: Master Dating Thread (Read 759497 times)

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #4800 on:** April 30, 2014, 02:24:20 PM »

GordoNation May 15th. Duh?

'taterblast · « **Reply #4801 on:** April 30, 2014, 02:29:25 PM »

Quote from: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on April 30, 2014, 02:24:20 PM

GordoNation May 15th. Duh?

the gordo pic had me hung up. i have no idea who that is. i also didn't focus on lu's number at all.

'taterblast · « **Reply #4802 on:** April 30, 2014, 02:53:20 PM »

would prefer a weekend binge kauffmanPAK tho

Gooch · « **Reply #4803 on:** April 30, 2014, 03:58:35 PM »

Quote from: chuckjames on April 30, 2014, 12:29:50 PM

I'm pretty sure she was drunk as it was 1am on a Saturday night. I have pictures of myself on my tinder profile. I'm pretty sure she knew what I looked like just messing around. Oh well.

You should have told her you were the sole owner of gE. Worked for Fanning

mocat · « **Reply #4804 on:** April 30, 2014, 04:00:12 PM »

Quote from: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on April 30, 2014, 02:24:20 PM

GordoNation May 15th. Duh?

woof

AbeFroman · « **Reply #4805 on:** April 30, 2014, 09:42:42 PM »

Quote from: chuckjames on April 30, 2014, 12:18:24 PM

Trim told me to post this. So I shall. I got matched up with a very attractive filly on Tinder while I was visiting Wichita last weekend. She asked me my thoughts on #Life, and being #TeamLife I told her I think he should start. She then asked if I was on goEMAW, I said yes. She then said she wanted to "bone" me. She asked if I looked like Tyler Lockett or Daniel Sams. I said I did not. She then blocked me the next morning.

I just got a "match" on tinder. One of our common interests? The goEMAW facebook page. But this was in Kansas City, so probably not the same girl. That's goHarmony.com!

0.42 · « **Reply #4806 on:** May 01, 2014, 08:01:45 PM »

small world moment: was talking to a random girl and right before i was about to ask for her number she drops the bomb that she's my ex-girlfriend's roommate. got her number anyway.

like on a scale of 1 to 10 exactly how doomed would i be if i went through with this

AST · « **Reply #4807 on:** May 01, 2014, 08:05:25 PM »

.001 and make sure you put it on facebook so we can follow the fallout when ex finds out

0.42 · « **Reply #4808 on:** May 01, 2014, 08:12:39 PM »

I had this vision of getting done respecting this girl at her place, walking out of her room while putting my shirt back on, and running into the ex with this massively shocked/disgusted look on her face and I say "hey uh so how's your thesis going?" then she clocks me with a huge globe and KO's me and I fall down the stairs and end up on the news and Mack Brown makes an amazing one-liner about it on twitter.

puniraptor · « **Reply #4809 on:** May 01, 2014, 08:14:19 PM »

TownieCat · « **Reply #4810 on:** May 01, 2014, 08:15:35 PM »

How long were you with the ex, and how long ago was it? Every situation has variables.

AbeFroman · « **Reply #4811 on:** May 01, 2014, 08:19:45 PM »

I knew guy that was in your situation. The ex hated him forever, but the roommate was just a roommate, not BFF.

0.42 · « **Reply #4812 on:** May 01, 2014, 08:22:12 PM »

Quote from: TownieCat on May 01, 2014, 08:15:35 PM

How long were you with the ex, and how long ago was it? Every situation has variables.

Was with the ex for a few months but it was super intense, which meant the breakup (last summer) wasn't the best. Definitely have not talked to each other at all since.

Quote from: AbeFroman on May 01, 2014, 08:19:45 PM

I knew guy that was in your situation. The ex hated him forever, but the roommate was just a roommate, not BFF.

After I got her number the girl started talking crap about the ex so I guess that's promising?

AbeFroman · « **Reply #4813 on:** May 01, 2014, 08:24:19 PM »

She's begging to be respected

OK_Cat · « **Reply #4814 on:** May 01, 2014, 08:24:45 PM »

Respect the crap out of her

TownieCat · « **Reply #4815 on:** May 01, 2014, 08:30:12 PM »

Does the new girl know you dated the roomie? I'd be more concerned about that.

0.42 · « **Reply #4816 on:** May 01, 2014, 08:32:18 PM »

Quote from: TownieCat on May 01, 2014, 08:30:12 PM

Does the new girl know you dated the roomie? I'd be more concerned about that.

Yes

fyi it wasn't me that brought my ex up because my emaw u degree taught me not to make such rookie moves

TownieCat · « **Reply #4817 on:** May 01, 2014, 08:34:13 PM »

Quote from: 42 on May 01, 2014, 08:32:18 PM

Quote from: TownieCat on May 01, 2014, 08:30:12 PM
Does the new girl know you dated the roomie? I'd be more concerned about that.

Yes

If she's cool with it then this seems like a non issue.

0.42 · « **Reply #4818 on:** May 01, 2014, 08:34:48 PM »

alright then i'll do it. for mack.

TownieCat · « **Reply #4819 on:** May 01, 2014, 08:35:44 PM »

Quote from: 42 on May 01, 2014, 08:34:48 PM

alright then i'll do it. for mack.

nicname · « **Reply #4820 on:** May 02, 2014, 01:15:20 AM »

Quote from: 42 on May 01, 2014, 08:22:12 PM

Quote from: TownieCat on May 01, 2014, 08:15:35 PM
How long were you with the ex, and how long ago was it? Every situation has variables.

Was with the ex for a few months but it was super intense, which meant the breakup (last summer) wasn't the best. Definitely have not talked to each other at all since.

Quote from: AbeFroman on May 01, 2014, 08:19:45 PM
I knew guy that was in your situation. The ex hated him forever, but the roommate was just a roommate, not BFF.

After I got her number the girl started talking crap about the ex so I guess that's promising?

She wants to make your ex mad by having sexual intercourse with you. That or she might try and get the same result (med ex), but not actually follow through with the sex part.

SwiftCat · « **Reply #4821 on:** May 02, 2014, 03:29:39 AM »

Quote from: chuckjames on April 30, 2014, 12:18:24 PM

Trim told me to post this. So I shall. I got matched up with a very attractive filly on Tinder while I was visiting Wichita last weekend. She asked me my thoughts on #Life, and being #TeamLife I told her I think he should start. She then asked if I was on goEMAW, I said yes. She then said she wanted to "bone" me. She asked if I looked like Tyler Lockett or Daniel Sams. I said I did not. She then blocked me the next morning.

Quote from: OK_Cat on April 30, 2014, 01:08:05 PM

I feel like chuckjames got catfish'd by a g.E bro

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #4822 on:** May 02, 2014, 08:58:17 AM »

Quote from: nicname on May 02, 2014, 01:15:20 AM

Quote from: 42 on May 01, 2014, 08:22:12 PM
Quote from: TownieCat on May 01, 2014, 08:15:35 PM
How long were you with the ex, and how long ago was it? Every situation has variables.

Was with the ex for a few months but it was super intense, which meant the breakup (last summer) wasn't the best. Definitely have not talked to each other at all since.

Quote from: AbeFroman on May 01, 2014, 08:19:45 PM
I knew guy that was in your situation. The ex hated him forever, but the roommate was just a roommate, not BFF.

After I got her number the girl started talking crap about the ex so I guess that's promising?

She wants to make your ex mad by having sexual intercourse with you. That or she might try and get the same result (med ex), but not actually follow through with the sex part.

doesnt sound very respectful to me

Boom Roasted · « **Reply #4823 on:** May 02, 2014, 09:10:52 AM »

Forced to sleep on the couch last night. May have had 3 too many whiskeys at odowds after the royals game

Gooch · « **Reply #4824 on:** May 02, 2014, 01:27:53 PM »

In high school I dated this girl for about 6 months. About 3 months after she broke up with me I went out with her younger sister. When I showed up at their house to pick her up the girls mom said " yea Mike's back" right in front of the older sister. I thought that chicks head was literally going to explode. She absolutely looked

#fanningbrag I know.