Master Dating Thread

[star seed 7]

i'm just hypotheticalling here limestone, i don't get sick 

[Tobias]

is this really about having sexual relations or something?

[420seriouscat69]

You guys are right. Just testing ya. but actually 

[mocat]

Wacky, crack an 80 acre and light up a cam blue and smoke that sucker away while you watch the royals game

[Dugout DickStone]

Bunch of sickies around here

[420seriouscat69]

Wacky, crack an 80 acre and light up a cam blue and smoke that sucker away while you watch the royals game

[yoga-like_abana]

Limestone and I all day talking about these fools


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['taterblast]

here's a hypothetical:

exchange pleasantries via tinder/text for a week or so with an attractive female, meet in person on a friday night, public mack sesh, seems pretty cool, good vibes.

couple days later ask if she wants to go out for a drink sometime this week.

her response: "wait really?"



then states that she thought she annoyed me. like, huh? (the date is happening, fwiw, just was a little weirded out by that response)((hypothetically speaking, of course))

date went well. apparently i'm pretty short in my texts and just don't realize it, that was her explanation of the 'wait really' thing. no big deal.

[slobber]

here's a hypothetical:

exchange pleasantries via tinder/text for a week or so with an attractive female, meet in person on a friday night, public mack sesh, seems pretty cool, good vibes.

couple days later ask if she wants to go out for a drink sometime this week.

her response: "wait really?"



then states that she thought she annoyed me. like, huh? (the date is happening, fwiw, just was a little weirded out by that response)((hypothetically speaking, of course))

date went well. apparently i'm pretty short in my texts and just don't realize it, that was her explanation of the 'wait really' thing. no big deal.

"Signs goEWAW is affecting your daily life"

['taterblast]

oh definitely

['taterblast]

this dating thing really takes away from quality royals watching time

[Spracne]

this dating thing really takes away from quality royals watching time

Sounds like it isn't an inconvenience at all, then.

['taterblast]

this dating thing really takes away from quality royals watching time

Sounds like it isn't an inconvenience at all, then.

yeah you'd think, right? the royals thing is a sick disease for some people tho, can't get rid of it (until football starts and we're out of it, so august every year)

[yoga-like_abana]

Hopefully you'll have a love actually moment while watching the royals blast


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['taterblast]

Hopefully you'll have a love actually moment while watching the royals blast


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[TownieCat]

Hopefully you'll have a love actually moment while watching the royals blast


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hudler's voice in the background

Actual Hud quote last night: "The booty fell out, but he kept his hands in there." I thought he was referring to Valencia's home run swing, but maybe not... 

[RockState2000]

Hopefully you'll have a love actually moment while watching the royals blast


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hudler's voice in the background

Actual Hud quote last night: "The booty fell out, but he kept his hands in there." I thought he was referring to Valencia's home run swing, but maybe not... 

Hud Quotes could be an entire thread.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

Hopefully you'll have a love actually moment while watching the royals blast


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hudler's voice in the background

Actual Hud quote last night: "The booty fell out, but he kept his hands in there." I thought he was referring to Valencia's home run swing, but maybe not... 

Hud Quotes could be an entire thread.

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=27713.0   

[RockState2000]

Hopefully you'll have a love actually moment while watching the royals blast


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hudler's voice in the background

Actual Hud quote last night: "The booty fell out, but he kept his hands in there." I thought he was referring to Valencia's home run swing, but maybe not... 

Hud Quotes could be an entire thread.

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=27713.0   

Ha, I knew we were awesome. 

 

[slimz]

Hopefully you'll have a love actually moment while watching the royals blast


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hudler's voice in the background

KC RoyalsPAK (bar/TV, not K) where everybody brings their spring flings along and those that are unaffiliated get to laugh as the flings try to put together exactly how the PAKers know each other and why they're meeting up to watch a random Royals game.

[Emo EMAW]

Hopefully you'll have a love actually moment while watching the royals blast


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hudler's voice in the background

KC RoyalsPAK (bar/TV, not K) where everybody brings their spring flings along and those that are unaffiliated get to laugh as the flings try to put together exactly how the PAKers know each other and why they're meeting up to watch a random Royals game.

Potential Unusual Suspects sequel here.

['taterblast]

Hopefully you'll have a love actually moment while watching the royals blast


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hudler's voice in the background

KC RoyalsPAK (bar/TV, not K) where everybody brings their spring flings along and those that are unaffiliated get to laugh as the flings try to put together exactly how the PAKers know each other and why they're meeting up to watch a random Royals game.

also wtf we're talking about

"hey is Emo coming?"
"no someone PI'd the crap out of him yesterday so i doubt it"

[420seriouscat69]

I love bringing ms. wacky's gf to PAK's. After I setup j-dub, her friend would ask me certain questions about him. She wanted to knnow more. Not a big deal, right? However, 95% of j-dub and I's relationship has all be done through the internet and I didn't know little things like where he went to school, what he did, what he went to school for, etc.  She'd be like: "So, like, how much do you really know about him? It's very weird that you don't know these simple things". 

[Mrs. Gooch]

Hopefully you'll have a love actually moment while watching the royals blast


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hudler's voice in the background

KC RoyalsPAK (bar/TV, not K) where everybody brings their spring flings along and those that are unaffiliated get to laugh as the flings try to put together exactly how the PAKers know each other and why they're meeting up to watch a random Royals game.

also wtf we're talking about

"hey is Emo coming?"
"no someone PI'd the crap out of him yesterday so i doubt it"

I've said this before, this is a good way to encourage your S.O. to come to the board.

[chuckjames]

Trim told me to post this. So I shall. I got matched up with a very attractive filly on Tinder while I was visiting Wichita last weekend. She asked me my thoughts on #Life, and being #TeamLife I told her I think he should start. She then asked if I was on goEMAW, I said yes. She then said she wanted to "bone" me.  She asked if I looked like Tyler Lockett or Daniel Sams. I said I did not. She then blocked me the next morning.