Master Dating Thread

[pissclams]

how are you on tinder w/o her knowing what you look like

[cfbandyman]

Trim told me to post this. So I shall. I got matched up with a very attractive filly on Tinder while I was visiting Wichita last weekend. She asked me my thoughts on #Life, and being #TeamLife I told her I think he should start. She then asked if I was on goEMAW, I said yes. She then said she wanted to "bone" me.  She asked if I looked like Tyler Lockett or Daniel Sams. I said I did not. She then blocked me the next morning. 

Sucks, but how they hell did you get to talking to her that much that she never saw a pic of you to that point?

[420seriouscat69]

'grats, james.

['taterblast]

story doesn't add up

[chuckjames]

I'm pretty sure she was drunk as it was 1am on a Saturday night. I have pictures of myself on my tinder profile. I'm pretty sure she knew what I looked like just messing around. Oh well.

[420seriouscat69]

Social media is an easy way to get to bone town folks. I mean, when I wasn't respecting women, twitter helped me out like 4 times. 

P.S.- Sometimes their twitter picture is 5 years old. 

[chuckjames]

'grats, james.

nothing to be congratulated about as nothing happened 

[420seriouscat69]

'grats, james.

nothing to be congratulated about as nothing happened 

[Tobias]

should've consulted with emawblast for proper answers first

[Trim]

You're a poor storyteller. Next time just have me interview you and then I'll post the story. Blog if I can make it really good, fanning stuff if there's nothing to work with.

[SabiNation]

'blast, how's filly 'blast?

['taterblast]

should've consulted with emawblast for proper answers first

correct answer would have been "i have baby lockett's smile, but #LIFE's zeal"

['taterblast]

'blast, how's filly 'blast?

it's almost to the point where i tell her i deleted tinder. but we're not there yet.

[cfbandyman]

'blast, how's filly 'blast?

it's almost to the point where i tell her i deleted tinder. but we're not there yet.

 

[OK_Cat]

I feel like chuckjames got catfish'd by a g.E bro

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

'blast, how's filly 'blast?

it's almost to the point where i tell her i deleted tinder. but we're not there yet.

bro tonya still needs to meet this lovely tinder babe.

['taterblast]

'blast, how's filly 'blast?

it's almost to the point where i tell her i deleted tinder. but we're not there yet.

bro tonya still needs to meet this lovely tinder babe.

kauffmanPAK sometime

[420seriouscat69]

'blast, how's filly 'blast?

it's almost to the point where i tell her i deleted tinder. but we're not there yet.

bro tonya still needs to meet this lovely tinder babe.

kauffmanPAK sometime

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

'blast, how's filly 'blast?

it's almost to the point where i tell her i deleted tinder. but we're not there yet.

bro tonya still needs to meet this lovely tinder babe.

kauffmanPAK sometime

???????

['taterblast]

i wish. prior obligation, with said tinder girl.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

eff. its dollar beers, man. youre gonna have to give me a few days to figure out another time we can go that I can explain solely with pictures. put all my eggs in the buck night basket.

[420seriouscat69]

 

['taterblast]

eff. its dollar beers, man. youre gonna have to give me a few days to figure out another time we can go that I can explain solely with pictures. put all my eggs in the buck night basket.

for inspiration

http://kansascity.royals.mlb.com/schedule/promotions.jsp?c_id=kc

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

ok how about this one...









??????

['taterblast]

what on earth