Author Topic: Master Dating Thread (Read 968080 times)

michigancat · « **Reply #4550 on:** March 14, 2014, 03:10:53 PM »

I mean, I'm like curious, what's the religious hangup? Does she want to be celibate? Is she a mormon or something?

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #4551 on:** March 14, 2014, 03:13:24 PM »

Jewish/islam conflict?

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #4552 on:** March 14, 2014, 03:13:55 PM »

Oh hey y'all don't forget today is March 14th.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #4553 on:** March 14, 2014, 03:15:45 PM »

if i've done my research correctly, dlew12 is catholic. i'm not sure who the catholics hate except for like, everyone.

Tobias · « **Reply #4554 on:** March 14, 2014, 03:17:08 PM »

ms tobias was raised a jehovah's witness and is pretty great IMO. she hasn't really been a "practicing" j-dub as an adult, but basically a total non-issue. you never know, dlew

Spracne · « **Reply #4555 on:** March 14, 2014, 03:17:46 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on March 14, 2014, 03:13:55 PM

Oh hey y'all don't forget today is March 14th.

I'm more concerned about tomorrow

Was walking back from lunch and saw a lionness give birth in the street.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #4556 on:** March 14, 2014, 03:19:42 PM »

Quote from: Spracne on March 14, 2014, 03:17:46 PM

Quote from: Emo EMAW on March 14, 2014, 03:13:55 PM
Oh hey y'all don't forget today is March 14th.

I'm more concerned about tomorrow Was walking back from lunch and saw a lionness give birth in the street.

Et tu, Spracne?

Mr Bread · « **Reply #4557 on:** March 14, 2014, 08:51:31 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on March 14, 2014, 03:19:42 PM

Quote from: Spracne on March 14, 2014, 03:17:46 PM
Quote from: Emo EMAW on March 14, 2014, 03:13:55 PM
Oh hey y'all don't forget today is March 14th.

I'm more concerned about tomorrow Was walking back from lunch and saw a lionness give birth in the street.

Et tu, Spracne?

What is this? What's going on here?

michigancat · « **Reply #4558 on:** March 14, 2014, 08:55:43 PM »

Quote from: Mr Bread on March 14, 2014, 08:51:31 PM

Quote from: Emo EMAW on March 14, 2014, 03:19:42 PM
Quote from: Spracne on March 14, 2014, 03:17:46 PM
Quote from: Emo EMAW on March 14, 2014, 03:13:55 PM
Oh hey y'all don't forget today is March 14th.

I'm more concerned about tomorrow Was walking back from lunch and saw a lionness give birth in the street.

Et tu, Spracne?

What is this? What's going on here?

pi day is big for nerds

star seed 7 · « **Reply #4559 on:** March 14, 2014, 09:14:31 PM »

Quote from: Mr Bread on March 14, 2014, 08:51:31 PM

Quote from: Emo EMAW on March 14, 2014, 03:19:42 PM
Quote from: Spracne on March 14, 2014, 03:17:46 PM
Quote from: Emo EMAW on March 14, 2014, 03:13:55 PM
Oh hey y'all don't forget today is March 14th.

I'm more concerned about tomorrow Was walking back from lunch and saw a lionness give birth in the street.

Et tu, Spracne?

What is this? What's going on here?

1. 3/14 - steak and blowjob day
2. 3/15 - ides of march
3. shakespeare - julius caesar (died on ides of march)

Mr Bread · « **Reply #4560 on:** March 15, 2014, 10:41:38 AM »

Quote from: seven on March 14, 2014, 09:14:31 PM

Quote from: Mr Bread on March 14, 2014, 08:51:31 PM
Quote from: Emo EMAW on March 14, 2014, 03:19:42 PM
Quote from: Spracne on March 14, 2014, 03:17:46 PM
Quote from: Emo EMAW on March 14, 2014, 03:13:55 PM
Oh hey y'all don't forget today is March 14th.

I'm more concerned about tomorrow Was walking back from lunch and saw a lionness give birth in the street.

Et tu, Spracne?

What is this? What's going on here?

1. 3/14 - steak and blowjob day
2. 3/15 - ides of march
3. shakespeare - julius caesar (died on ides of march)

Thanks, seven. I should have been more specific. I didn't know what the eff emo was talking about.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #4561 on:** March 28, 2014, 02:54:35 AM »

really fantastic night of respect

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #4562 on:** March 28, 2014, 08:15:23 AM »

holy crap, TOWNIECAT!

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #4563 on:** March 28, 2014, 08:28:40 AM »

So, like, do you guys want to tell us what happened?

lopakman · « **Reply #4564 on:** March 28, 2014, 08:33:27 AM »

Quote from: EllRobersonisInnocent on March 28, 2014, 08:15:23 AM

holy crap, TOWNIECAT!

mocat · « **Reply #4565 on:** March 28, 2014, 08:34:53 AM »

Quote from: EllRobersonisInnocent on March 28, 2014, 08:15:23 AM

holy crap, TOWNIECAT!

cough it up shellshockisinnocent

TownieCat · « **Reply #4566 on:** March 28, 2014, 08:37:04 AM »

Quote from: EllRobersonisInnocent on March 28, 2014, 08:15:23 AM

holy crap, TOWNIECAT!

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #4567 on:** March 28, 2014, 08:43:25 AM »

Lets just say that we might have a future Mrs. TownieCat on our hands. And she likes to party.

TownieCat · « **Reply #4568 on:** March 28, 2014, 08:45:00 AM »

I was enjoying a few beers with IRL buds ERII and seven last night when I was accosted by a cute little thing. Normally I would've been

, but she was probably at 6.5 on the binge level check-in scale. Had I also been at a 6.5 this could've been a match made in heaven. However I was at a 3ish and that kind of thing doesn't fly with me. Let's just say I respected the hell out of her and bought her several vodka waters, hold the vodka.

Got her number tho!

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #4569 on:** March 28, 2014, 08:47:02 AM »

Do we have a new leader for who respects women the most?

TownieCat · « **Reply #4570 on:** March 28, 2014, 08:47:44 AM »

Quote from: seven on March 28, 2014, 02:54:35 AM

really fantastic night of respect

If I ever a daughter I'm giving it to Stevesie. Not kidding.

Quote from: Limestone on March 28, 2014, 08:47:02 AM

Do we have a new leader for who respects women the most?

After last night this really isn't up for discussion.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #4571 on:** March 28, 2014, 08:48:12 AM »

I would have respected her by taking her home and playing patty cake, but good for you, townie. Sounds like a fun night.

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #4572 on:** March 28, 2014, 08:49:34 AM »

I respectfully dropped off this filly at her car on my way to work this morning.

TownieCat · « **Reply #4573 on:** March 28, 2014, 08:51:31 AM »

Quote from: WackySquawk08 on March 28, 2014, 08:48:12 AM

I would have respected her by taking her home and playing patty cake, but good for you, townie. Sounds like a fun night.

And that's why you're the czar of this thread and I'm a first time poster I guess.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #4574 on:** March 28, 2014, 08:52:50 AM »

Quote from: TownieCat on March 28, 2014, 08:51:31 AM

Quote from: WackySquawk08 on March 28, 2014, 08:48:12 AM
I would have respected her by taking her home and playing patty cake, but good for you, townie. Sounds like a fun night.

And that's why you're the czar of this thread and I'm a first time poster I guess.

No, what you did was right. I was/am a bad person.