Master Dating Thread

[OK_Cat]

i feel like if someone cheats once, they will cheat again.  ask fanning though, he probs knows more about that.

cheap shot.

did he cheat or did he get cheated on? 

i just know he's the resident "relationship guru" or whatever

[Dugout DickStone]

ask her who her Cat's basketball player of all time is.  The answer will tell you all you need to know

['taterblast]

ask her who her Cat's basketball player of all time is.  The answer will tell you all you need to know

it's marcus

[Dugout DickStone]

ask her who her Cat's basketball player of all time is.  The answer will tell you all you need to know

it's marcus

I did not see that coming.  I need some time to think about that.  I shall retire to the study.   

['taterblast]

blast- invite her to PnL this evening. my stepdad is letting me borrow the car and tommy from 6th period says his brother is working the entrance so we can get in no problem. lemme know if you want a ride.

sounds good. my mom says i have to help her with some house work before i can do anything though. shouldn't take too long.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

blast- invite her to PnL this evening. my stepdad is letting me borrow the car and tommy from 6th period says his brother is working the entrance so we can get in no problem. lemme know if you want a ride.

sounds good. my mom says i have to help her with some house work before i can do anything though. shouldn't take too long.

your mom is such a ball buster sometimes. ok im gonna try to hit the liquor store for a six pack of BL limes (bottles ) that we can drink on the way there after class. ill be there around 5 or so.

[CNS]

ask her who her Cat's basketball player of all time is.  The answer will tell you all you need to know

it's marcus

I did not see that coming.  I need some time to think about that.  I shall retire to the study.   

It means that she doesn't care about the long term.  Just what is hot and feels good right now, this season, if you will.

['taterblast]

blast- invite her to PnL this evening. my stepdad is letting me borrow the car and tommy from 6th period says his brother is working the entrance so we can get in no problem. lemme know if you want a ride.

sounds good. my mom says i have to help her with some house work before i can do anything though. shouldn't take too long.

your mom is such a ball buster sometimes. ok im gonna try to hit the liquor store for a six pack of BL limes (bottles ) that we can drink on the way there after class. ill be there around 5 or so.

can you pick me up a liter of raspberry vodka?

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

blast- invite her to PnL this evening. my stepdad is letting me borrow the car and tommy from 6th period says his brother is working the entrance so we can get in no problem. lemme know if you want a ride.

sounds good. my mom says i have to help her with some house work before i can do anything though. shouldn't take too long.

your mom is such a ball buster sometimes. ok im gonna try to hit the liquor store for a six pack of BL limes (bottles ) that we can drink on the way there after class. ill be there around 5 or so.

can you pick me up a liter of raspberry vodka?

no don't be a pussy. BL limes only. were dudes.

[420seriouscat69]

She was horny 'blast, probably hocked up on some raspberry vodka (chicks dig that crap), and her current lover doesn't satisfy her. Congrats, this is a compliment to you in the bedroom.

[420seriouscat69]

i feel like if someone cheats once, they will cheat again.  ask fanning though, he probs knows more about that.

cheap shot.

did he cheat or did he get cheated on? 

i just know he's the resident "relationship guru" or whatever

I got cheated on when I was waiting for my gf to graduate from HS and I was in college. I've never cheated. She banged some KU linebacker and the rest is history. I was a disrespectful punk in college, but I feel like i've moved on from that part of my life. 

[puniraptor]

It's a scheme. Her and her BF are trying to lure you into a Party for Three^TM.

[Trim]

Elwood Girl.

[mocat]

it's a trap

[XocolateThundarr]

text from former female acquaintance in college. seen her twice in the last two years and we exchange a meaningless text exchange every couple months or so. she has a boyfriend:

"For the past few weeks I can't get you off my mind."

 

- what time of day was this text sent?
- define "acquaintance"
- awww yeah

[DQ12]

They leave ya how ya found'em, Blast.  They leave ya how ya found'em.

[DQ12]

Also, the chick i'm dating is a winner.  Congrats to me. 

[mocat]

that's great dlew.

also we should have a Master Engaging Thread on here for the folks on the next level

[steve dave]

Dlew, I am not joking when I say I better be invited to the wedding. This goes for most of you as well.

[DQ12]

It's supremely unlikely that I marry her (categorically different religious views), which is something that's very important to me in terms of marriage.  But that's ok.  At this point in our lives, we just really like spending time with one another. 

You'll definitely be invited to the wedding, SD.  It's the least I can do after you made me Godfather of your child last year. 

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

man so glad I know all about this girl cuz were best friends and I don't have to read a silly thread on the internet to find out youre dating someone.

[DQ12]

man so glad I know all about this girl cuz were best friends and I don't have to read a silly thread on the internet to find out youre dating someone.

Told a bunch of people over Christmas break.  If you weren't around me, that's your problem.

[michigancat]

It's supremely unlikely that I marry her (categorically different religious views), which is something that's very important to me in terms of marriage. 

that's too bad. the religious one in the couple should consider being less religious.

[slimz]

It's supremely unlikely that I marry her (categorically different religious views), which is something that's very important to me in terms of marriage. 

that's too bad. the religious one in the couple should consider being less religious.

It could be that they're both quite religious, but different religions.   

[michigancat]

It's supremely unlikely that I marry her (categorically different religious views), which is something that's very important to me in terms of marriage. 

that's too bad. the religious one in the couple should consider being less religious.

It could be that they're both quite religious, but different religions.   

in that case they should both consider being less religious