Author Topic: Master Dating Thread (Read 965335 times)

TownieCat · « **Reply #4575 on:** March 28, 2014, 08:55:03 AM »

Quote from: WackySquawk08 on March 28, 2014, 08:52:50 AM

Quote from: TownieCat on March 28, 2014, 08:51:31 AM
Quote from: WackySquawk08 on March 28, 2014, 08:48:12 AM
I would have respected her by taking her home and playing patty cake, but good for you, townie. Sounds like a fun night.

And that's why you're the czar of this thread and I'm a first time poster I guess.
No, what you did was right. I was/am a bad person.

Probably the difference between being 29 and being 22. In college I would've done the patty cake thing.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #4576 on:** March 28, 2014, 08:55:14 AM »

A townie who respect women? New chapter in my book "obvious crap everyone knows"

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #4577 on:** March 28, 2014, 09:01:34 AM »

man, you guys are cray cray

TownieCat · « **Reply #4578 on:** March 28, 2014, 09:03:30 AM »

I'd like to hear more about ERII's night with You Know Who #1...

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #4579 on:** March 28, 2014, 09:05:41 AM »

tune in to next Thursdays episode of townies at aggie station where ellrobersonisinnocent will talk politics with an anthropology grad student named karyn while seven tries to woo mary the hot trainer from the rec into going back to his apartment to see his rock collection. what will towniecat do with this drunk girls number? dun dun dun. until next week, cats fans!

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #4580 on:** March 28, 2014, 09:09:11 AM »

Station needs to live stream Thursday nights

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #4581 on:** March 28, 2014, 09:09:24 AM »

^ just some guy talk right there, townies. I enjoy your stories I just wish it wasn't such an inside joke and youd share them with the board earlier. thank you for respecting women.

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #4582 on:** March 28, 2014, 09:10:47 AM »

also if that girl was that drunk does anyone else seriously question the judgement of the bar staff at aggie station? it sounds to me like this lovely lady was overserved. sheesh.

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #4583 on:** March 28, 2014, 09:11:31 AM »

Quote from: TownieCat on March 28, 2014, 09:03:30 AM

I'd like to hear more about ERII's night with You Know Who #1...

"you missed my birthday", "what do you want? it's like you don't even like me", "I hate her, she's a threat", "you missed my birthday, bad person", "you're an bad person"

TownieCat · « **Reply #4584 on:** March 28, 2014, 09:24:11 AM »

Quote from: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on March 28, 2014, 09:10:47 AM

also if that girl was that drunk does anyone else seriously question the judgement of the bar staff at aggie station? it sounds to me like this lovely lady was overserved. sheesh.

To be fair to the wonderful bar staff at Station, she showed up like that. I think she had been at Kaw's

My one New Year's resolution for 2014 was to toast to "respecting women" before every shot, an homage to the 2007 hit movie Superbad. Some of the other townies on this board took it and ran with it. There are many different ways to respect women...

TownieCat · « **Reply #4585 on:** March 28, 2014, 09:25:15 AM »

Quote from: EllRobersonisInnocent on March 28, 2014, 09:11:31 AM

Quote from: TownieCat on March 28, 2014, 09:03:30 AM
I'd like to hear more about ERII's night with You Know Who #1...

"you missed my birthday", "what do you want? it's like you don't even like me", "I hate her, she's a threat", "you missed my birthday, bad person", "you're an bad person"

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #4586 on:** March 28, 2014, 09:28:27 AM »

Quote from: TownieCat on March 28, 2014, 09:24:11 AM

Quote from: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on March 28, 2014, 09:10:47 AM
also if that girl was that drunk does anyone else seriously question the judgement of the bar staff at aggie station? it sounds to me like this lovely lady was overserved. sheesh.

To be fair to the wonderful bar staff at Station, she showed up like that. I think she had been at Kaw's

My one New Year's resolution for 2014 was to toast to "respecting women" before every shot, an homage to the 2007 hit movie Superbad. Some of the other townies on this board took it and ran with it. There are many different ways to respect women...

hmm im going to let officer daris weigh in on the liability of overserving vs person showing up drunk. @rick rowdyboyy daris

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #4587 on:** March 28, 2014, 09:33:09 AM »

Quote from: TownieCat on March 28, 2014, 08:45:00 AM

I was enjoying a few beers with IRL buds ERII and seven last night when I was accosted by a cute little thing. Normally I would've been , but she was probably at 6.5 on the binge level check-in scale. Had I also been at a 6.5 this could've been a match made in heaven. However I was at a 3ish and that kind of thing doesn't fly with me. Let's just say I respected the hell out of her and bought her several vodka waters, hold the vodka.

Got her number tho!

My favorite part of the night was when you mockingly said to her, pointing at me, "look at this guy with the backwards hat" and she screams "yea, you're so fuckin' rad man!" while throwing up a hook 'em sign and laughing in my face.

UCHADBRO · « **Reply #4588 on:** March 28, 2014, 09:39:18 AM »

Quote from: TownieCat on March 28, 2014, 08:55:03 AM

Quote from: WackySquawk08 on March 28, 2014, 08:52:50 AM
Quote from: TownieCat on March 28, 2014, 08:51:31 AM
Quote from: WackySquawk08 on March 28, 2014, 08:48:12 AM
I would have respected her by taking her home and playing patty cake, but good for you, townie. Sounds like a fun night.

And that's why you're the czar of this thread and I'm a first time poster I guess.
No, what you did was right. I was/am a bad person.

Probably the difference between being 29 and being 22. In college I would've done the patty cake thing.

Just got out of the patty cake stage. When i started acting like a gentleman I actually got a pretty good girlfriend... so to respecting women

Great job TownieCat.

TownieCat · « **Reply #4589 on:** March 28, 2014, 09:53:16 AM »

Quote from: EllRobersonisInnocent on March 28, 2014, 09:33:09 AM

Quote from: TownieCat on March 28, 2014, 08:45:00 AM
I was enjoying a few beers with IRL buds ERII and seven last night when I was accosted by a cute little thing. Normally I would've been , but she was probably at 6.5 on the binge level check-in scale. Had I also been at a 6.5 this could've been a match made in heaven. However I was at a 3ish and that kind of thing doesn't fly with me. Let's just say I respected the hell out of her and bought her several vodka waters, hold the vodka.

Got her number tho!

My favorite part of the night was when you mockingly said to her, pointing at me, "look at this guy with the backwards hat" and she screams "yea, you're so fuckin' rad man!" while throwing up a hook 'em sign and laughing in my face.

There were a lot of

moments last night. The more I think about it she is the woman of my dreams. Will definitely text her this weekend and see what happens

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #4590 on:** March 28, 2014, 10:11:32 AM »

Man, eff labor econ. I'll see you guys tonight.

pissclams · « **Reply #4591 on:** March 28, 2014, 10:43:55 AM »

just checked dlew's fb status, doesn't mention anything about a relationship. sry dlew, why lie about stupid crap like this to us your buds?

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #4592 on:** March 28, 2014, 10:49:27 AM »

Welp...

pissclams · « **Reply #4593 on:** March 28, 2014, 10:51:48 AM »

he's prob been drinking again (slamming again is more like it)

i feel like telling him that the answer he's looking for ain't at the bottom of that damn bottle but it's like, hey man you got to find that answer yourself bud oh well