Master Dating Thread

[Mr Bread]

Your swinger pool of possible bangmates is overwhelmingly ugly.  So your one attractive couple has to eff people that are beneath them in the looks department.  rough ridin' ugly people isn't my idea of a good time.  I'd prefer not to do that single.  So that's one non-moral reason.  Vanity?     

[Spracne]

Your swinger pool of possible bangmates is overwhelmingly ugly.  So your one attractive couple has to eff people that are beneath them in the looks department.  rough ridin' ugly people isn't my idea of a good time.  I'd prefer not to do that single.  So that's one non-moral reason.  Vanity?     

What if you live in a modern city, though?

[Mr Bread]

Oh well then all the swingers would be beautiful and I'd eff tons of them.  Modern cities are known for that.  Successful, intelligent, disease-free, gloriously attractive spouse swappers as far as the penis can see. 

[Spracne]

Oh well then all the swingers would be beautiful and I'd eff tons of them.  Modern cities are known for that.  Successful, intelligent, disease-free, gloriously attractive spouse swappers as far as the penis can see.

I'm just asking some questions.  I'm curious like that.  Bread, if you always approach a situation thinking you know all the answers, then you won't learn anything.

[ksupamplemousse]

Yeah, people I've met that are in open relationships talk a lot about being enlightened/liberated, but once you get to know them it ends up that they're actually really mumped up people that are no more enlightened than you or I, but they seemed cool from a distance.

[Mr Bread]

Oh well then all the swingers would be beautiful and I'd eff tons of them.  Modern cities are known for that.  Successful, intelligent, disease-free, gloriously attractive spouse swappers as far as the penis can see.

I'm just asking some questions.  I'm curious like that.  Bread, if you always approach a situation thinking you know all the answers, then you won't learn anything.

Gee Spracne, thanks.  Here I was thinking you were just being an intentional dumbfuck like you sometimes do and you were actually just helping me not to be ignorant.  I feel silly.  #eggonmyface.

[Spracne]

Yeah, people I've met that are in open relationships talk a lot about being enlightened/liberated, but once you get to know them it ends up that they're actually really mumped up people that are no more enlightened than you or I, but they seemed cool from a distance.

This is starting to sound like something I can really get behind.  Thanks for the input.

[Emo EMAW]

Guys like every society in the world has some sort of social construct that is basically a marriage.   That's lime the one thing we culturally have in common with everyone.  Its not by accident.

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[Spracne]

Guys like every society in the world has some sort of social construct that is basically a marriage.   That's lime the one thing we culturally have in common with everyone.  Its not by accident.

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Kind of sounds like you're falling into the trap of The Law Of Near Enough, tho.

[Mr Bread]

Guys like every society in the world has some sort of social construct that is basically a marriage.   That's lime the one thing we culturally have in common with everyone.  Its not by accident.

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One huge coincidence.  Means nothing. 

[Spracne]

Guys like every society in the world has some sort of social construct that is basically a marriage.   That's lime the one thing we culturally have in common with everyone.  Its not by accident.

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One huge coincidence.  Means nothing.

I feel like you're breader than this.  Why does everyone need to conform to a single paradigm? And does the refusal to do so equate to an active attack against you, the status quo? I dunno.

[Emo EMAW]

Like I'm not offended if you guys want to share your wives with Nadir Tharpe, I just know a society cannot flourish with everyone doing it.

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[puniraptor]

Spracne, is it easier to find swing partners on Craigslist than gE.c?

[Mr Bread]

Guys like every society in the world has some sort of social construct that is basically a marriage.   That's lime the one thing we culturally have in common with everyone.  Its not by accident.

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One huge coincidence.  Means nothing.

I feel like you're breader than this.  Why does everyone need to conform to a single paradigm? And does the refusal to do so equate to an active attack against you, the status quo? I dunno.

It's weird that you're reading that into anything I've posted.  Says a lot about you Spracne.  People should do what they want.  Trim 3:16 etc.

[Spracne]

Spracne, is it easier to find swing partners on Craigslist than gE.c?

I don't know.  Is it?   it seems like it is easy to find closed minds just about everywhere.

[Mr Bread]

Spracne, is it easier to find swing partners on Craigslist than gE.c?

Oh. Sorry I called swingers ugly, Spracne.  I'm sure you look just fine.  And all the good folks you get it in with. 

[Spracne]

Guys like every society in the world has some sort of social construct that is basically a marriage.   That's lime the one thing we culturally have in common with everyone.  Its not by accident.

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One huge coincidence.  Means nothing.

I feel like you're breader than this.  Why does everyone need to conform to a single paradigm? And does the refusal to do so equate to an active attack against you, the status quo? I dunno.

It's weird that you're reading that into anything I've posted.  Says a lot about you Spracne.  People should do what they want.  Trim 3:16 etc.

Your remark, with my assumption that your tongue was in-cheek, was a classic example of the is/ought fallacy - X is the case, and therefore X ought to be the case.  It was a teaching moment, and I'm glad you gave us the opportunity to address it. 

[Emo EMAW]

I hate getting alerted that Spacne quoted Bread who quoted me. 

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[Spracne]

I hate getting alerted that Spacne quoted Bread who quoted me. 

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I'm sorry that I attacked everything you stand for by asking open-ended questions.  Liberal Lawrence - my mother was right...

[Emo EMAW]

I didn't take it as an attack.   More of an inquiry.   But if you fancy yourself dangerous then have at it.

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[Fedor]

I know of two swingers and one is 400+ lbs and the other is a disgusting idiot.


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[Asteriskhead]

well, this got weird. thanks for posting that article, wacky. i enjoyed reading it.

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[Spracne]

I know of two swingers and one is 400+ lbs and the other is a disgusting idiot.


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Mike? That you?

[TownieCat]

I don't have the capacity to swing. Dating one person can be stressful enough... Now I have to go out and please another woman? No thanks.