Master Dating Thread

[star seed 7]

my list is exactly like 'clams' but i like little bazongas 

[Cartierfor3]

I like to play a game sometimes here on goEMAW, its called "Try and guess who is using satire to make fun of the douche bags that hate women, and who actually is a douche bag that hates women."

Those of you in the latter group aren't catching on to what the first group is doing.

[slobber]

my list is exactly like 'clams' but i like little bazongas 

mine is exactly like 'clams', except I have:
#8. NO PERIOD

[star seed 7]

I like to play a game sometimes here on goEMAW, its called "Try and guess who is using satire to make fun of the douche bags that hate women, and who actually is a douche bag that hates women."

Those of you in the latter group aren't catching on to what the first group is doing.

um, not sure if you know this, but taking some broads to pound.town is about the best way to show you don't hate women.

[puniraptor]

mine is exactly like 'clams', except I have:
#8. NO PERIOD

ourtime.com

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

I don't think anyone on here actually hates women.

[420seriouscat69]

I don't think anyone on here actually hates women.

Ya. Weird.

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[XocolateThundarr]

my list is exactly like 'clams' but i like little bazongas 

mine is exactly like 'clams', except I have:
#8. NO PERIOD

Ever????? 

[michigancat]

I think if you just have one of the sixes you're ok.

establishing those sort of criteria for a potential partner to meet almost ensures that you'll be alone or unhappy. the idea is ludicrous.

here's mine-
1) big bazongas
2) nice ass
3) hot
4) can talk but not too much
5) loves to booze
6) not psycho
7) have i mentioned bazongas?   

shame on you for not mentioning a love of KSU Cat's sports.

[j-dub]

well at least i've got 1 of the 6. 

[steve dave]

I like to play a game sometimes here on goEMAW, its called "Try and guess who is using satire to make fun of the douche bags that hate women, and who actually is a douche bag that hates women."

Those of you in the latter group aren't catching on to what the first group is doing.

I can usually win this game without even reading the posts, just see who posted

[Willesgirl]

I don't think anyone on here actually hates women.

Well, there are definitely a few who don't respect women very much.

[Emo EMAW]

I don't think anyone on here actually hates women.

Well, there are definitely a few who don't respect women very much.

I don't respect women that do the 6 6's thing.  They are what I said they were.

[Asteriskhead]

I like to play a game sometimes here on goEMAW, its called "Try and guess who is using satire to make fun of the douche bags that hate women, and who actually is a douche bag that hates women."

Those of you in the latter group aren't catching on to what the first group is doing.

[slobber]

mine is exactly like 'clams', except I have:
#8. NO PERIOD

ourtime.com

I clicked on that....
 

[slobber]

my list is exactly like 'clams' but i like little bazongas 

mine is exactly like 'clams', except I have:
#8. NO PERIOD

Ever?????

Ideally! I mean, if ERII can have what ever he wants, why can't I?

[Skipper44]

I like to play a game sometimes here on goEMAW, its called "Try and guess who is using satire to make fun of the douche bags that hate women, and who actually is a douche bag that hates women."

Those of you in the latter group aren't catching on to what the first group is doing.

[lopakman]

National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood 

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

Can't wait to go out tonight and respect the crap out of some women while I try to find my future wife.

[TownieCat]

Can't wait to go out tonight and respect the crap out of some women while I try to find my future wife.

I've toasted to "respecting women" before every Fireball shot taken in '14. Livin' right. 

[nicname]

Preferably after taxes.

I'm just glad men are starting to feel some of the same pressures of impossible standards. (Steps off quasi-feminist soap box.)

 

[Asteriskhead]

Can't wait to go out tonight and respect the crap out of some women while I try to find my future wife.

I've toasted to "respecting women" before every Fireball shot taken in '14. Livin' right. 

 

[pissclams]

I think if you just have one of the sixes you're ok.

establishing those sort of criteria for a potential partner to meet almost ensures that you'll be alone or unhappy. the idea is ludicrous.

here's mine-
1) big bazongas
2) nice ass
3) hot
4) can talk but not too much
5) loves to booze
6) not psycho
7) have i mentioned bazongas?   

shame on you for not mentioning a love of KSU Cat's sports.

you can't teach bazongas, rusty.  i can teach ksucatsports#

[pissclams]

I think if you just have one of the sixes you're ok.

establishing those sort of criteria for a potential partner to meet almost ensures that you'll be alone or unhappy. the idea is ludicrous.

here's mine-
1) stassi
2) stassi
3) stassi
4) stassi
5) stassi
6) stassi
7) have i mentioned stassi?   :babyswan:

mmm hmm

sure.  why not?  i'm sorry you aren't man enough to say to the world that you love stassi.  grow up dude.  i have and its great.  SWAN THIS, SON.