Master Dating Thread

[Spracne]

That list angers me.  I mean, how large is the pool of women who can reasonably demand that sort of thing?  Who do you think you are?!? I am!!

[wiley]

It's all really, really stupid -- except the six-figure income.

Before or after taxes?

sent from my phone while in the crapper

[420seriouscat69]

Wacky, you haven't cheated in your life. Here are the signs someone is about to start, though.

1. Do you have male pattern balding?

2. Did you buy a sports car or a motorcycle?

If you answer yes to either question, your lady friend probably can't trust you. No offense. Go 'Cats!

Is this from the same female handbook as the six 6's women should require in men, that i just started hearing about?

Wacky, if she's questioning loyalty now, wait until she's pregnant and you say thanks to dq drive thru girl.

sent from my phone while in the crapper

Any woman can't reasonably expect her batsman to score six 6s in an over.  C'mon, now...

We need a female to chime in on this, i don't think a guy is required to hit 1.000 on this.

sent from my phone while in the crapper

I think Tom Brady is the only one to hit all those. I might be wrong tho.

[Spracne]

Also, that list looks like how a guy would describe the 6 things that women are looking for in men.

[Willesgirl]

Preferably after taxes.

I'm just glad men are starting to feel some of the same pressures of impossible standards. (Steps off quasi-feminist soap box.)

[Spracne]

Preferably after taxes.

I'm just glad men are starting to feel some of the same pressures of impossible standards. (Steps off quasi-feminist soap box.)

Women have to do 2 things:  Try to look good and not be crazy. 

[steve dave]

I can guarantee you the optimal HP man range is between 175 and 300 HP. outside of those ranges and you get some real freak shows.

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

Preferably after taxes.

I'm just glad men are starting to feel some of the same pressures of impossible standards. (Steps off quasi-feminist soap box.)

Women have to do 2 things:  Try to look good and not be crazy.

They can try to not be crazy but 97% of them are.

['taterblast]

Preferably after taxes.

I'm just glad men are starting to feel some of the same pressures of impossible standards. (Steps off quasi-feminist soap box.)

[Mrs. Gooch]

Preferably after taxes.

I'm just glad men are starting to feel some of the same pressures of impossible standards. (Steps off quasi-feminist soap box.)

Women have to do 2 things:  Try to look good and not be crazy.

They can try to not be crazy but 97% of them are.

 

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

Preferably after taxes.

I'm just glad men are starting to feel some of the same pressures of impossible standards. (Steps off quasi-feminist soap box.)

Women have to do 2 things:  Try to look good and not be crazy.

They can try to not be crazy but 97% of them are.

 

You are the 3%

[Spracne]

Preferably after taxes.

I'm just glad men are starting to feel some of the same pressures of impossible standards. (Steps off quasi-feminist soap box.)

Women have to do 2 things:  Try to look good and not be crazy.

They can try to not be crazy but 97% of them are.

A lot of people ascribe the term "crazy" to their inability to understand others.  I'm not talking about that, I'm talking about clinical type stuff.

[steve dave]

Preferably after taxes.

I'm just glad men are starting to feel some of the same pressures of impossible standards. (Steps off quasi-feminist soap box.)

Women have to do 2 things:  Try to look good and not be crazy.

They can try to not be crazy but 97% of them are.

I can see your future, and it is incredibly lonely.

[XocolateThundarr]

Preferably after taxes.

I'm just glad men are starting to feel some of the same pressures of impossible standards. (Steps off quasi-feminist soap box.)

Women have to do 2 things:  Try to look good and not be crazy.

They can try to not be crazy but 97% of them are.

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

Preferably after taxes.

I'm just glad men are starting to feel some of the same pressures of impossible standards. (Steps off quasi-feminist soap box.)

Women have to do 2 things:  Try to look good and not be crazy.

They can try to not be crazy but 97% of them are.

I can see your future, and it is incredibly lonely.

Ok. 

[TownieCat]

Not from the handbook. The Six 6's, BTW, are:

1. Six figure income
2. Six-pack abs
3. Taller than 6-feet
4. Six-inches at least below the belt
5. 600-horsepower
6. Six months since last relationship

It's all really, really stupid -- except the six-figure income.

 

double 

Welp... 

[Emo EMAW]

Not from the handbook. The Six 6's, BTW, are:

1. Six figure income
2. Six-pack abs
3. Taller than 6-feet
4. Six-inches at least below the belt
5. 600-horsepower
6. Six months since last relationship

It's all really, really stupid -- except the six-figure income.

 

double 

This is why we treat women like cunts sometimes.

[Emo EMAW]

Preferably after taxes.

I'm just glad men are starting to feel some of the same pressures of impossible standards. (Steps off quasi-feminist soap box.)

Women have to do 2 things:  Try to look good and not be crazy.

Johnny Dare says 3 things brah.

[XocolateThundarr]

Preferably after taxes.

I'm just glad men are starting to feel some of the same pressures of impossible standards. (Steps off quasi-feminist soap box.)

Women have to do 2 things:  Try to look good and not be crazy.

Johnny Dare says 3 things brah.

[Willesgirl]

Not from the handbook. The Six 6's, BTW, are:

1. Six figure income
2. Six-pack abs
3. Taller than 6-feet
4. Six-inches at least below the belt
5. 600-horsepower
6. Six months since last relationship

It's all really, really stupid -- except the six-figure income.

 

double 

This is why we treat women like cunts sometimes.

Wow, Emo. Just. Wow. No need to resort to THE WORST WORD EVER.

I don't know any women IRL who actually grade men on the six 6s. I am not sure where it originated. I think it is a list for supermodels or something. If you think Gisele Bundchen wasn't judging potential suitors based on those things, well, you're wrong. But most women aren't.

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

Women who live by those six 6's are cunts.

[The1BigWillie]

careful wacky.. careful.. lot's of bad advice itt. some good tho. like, basically, listen to rusty is what i'm saying.

We've already talked it out this morning. We're good. We both overreacted.

Go get someone younger and more fun now. You're going to eventually anyway.  (Mark the tape boys)

[Willesgirl]

Women who live by those six 6's are cunts supermodels and can be extra choosy.

So am I to assume ERII that you judge all women based solely on their personalities?

[michigancat]

2 questions: is the 600 HP cumulative? Also, is it better to be over or under 6 months since the last relationship?

[mocat]

Tom Brady does not make six figures