Master Dating Thread

[420seriouscat69]

Yeah, for like 24 hours. That was back in October.

[Emo EMAW]

32. Man.  I'd say the milk's gone bad my friend.  Do you sniff it, gag, and put it back in the fridge to deal with later, or just dump it down the sink now?  Says a lot about your character, whichever you choose. 

[The1BigWillie]

I got in a big fight last night. She brought up my hours in the spring when I start helping out KC Sport & Social and all the OT i've been working. She told me she doesn't want to date someone who can't have a date night during the week, but at the same time she doesn't want a relationship where ppl fight over $, like she had seen before w/ her parents. I mean, does she not understand what i'm trying to do? I'm trying to make $ for the future, but she's too self involved on what she needs. Maybe i'm looking at this too closely, but i'm still kinda pissed this morning. I left her place last night. Kind of a shitty time to bring up something down the road, after the day I had yesterday.

Don't make $ your top priority.

Wacky you should make YOU your top priority.  She's old... and you can do better.  She's NOT going to get any better looking. She's NOT going to change her thinking.  Cut bait... go get your tan/gym on... save up some $$ and blast on to the scene this summer w/ a box of Magnums and a million dollar smile.  Stop wasting your time with this old cow bitch.

[pissclams]

Oh man. I could also take over this side job down the road full time. I would run it as President here in KC and the thought of that to her is disgusting. "I don't need my potential future husband hanging out with a bunch of twenty somethings, every night, at the kickball fields, drinking it up." which I wouldn't do if I took over, but it would be something that I enjoyed full time.

come on dude.  all that KCS&S is, is exactly what you're saying it's not.  gmafb.

[pissclams]

you're lying to yourself and she's smarter than that. 

[michigancat]

Jesus, being a single midwestern woman in her 30's must be the absolute worst.

[Willesgirl]

A little late with this, but everything michigancat said here:

He's sending mixed signals, ya know? To a girl who obviously has some serious self-esteem issues. I just think that's a dick move. Just because you announce you're being a dick doesn't mean you aren't being a dick.

And whatever you do, Wacky, do NOT take Dobber's advice. He's obviously trying to get you killed.

[Emo EMAW]

Jesus, being a single midwestern woman in her 30's must be the absolute worst.

It is.  That's why we get married sooner 'round there parts.

[slobber]

A little late with this, but everything michigancat said here:

He's sending mixed signals, ya know? To a girl who obviously has some serious self-esteem issues. I just think that's a dick move. Just because you announce you're being a dick doesn't mean you aren't being a dick.

And whatever you do, Wacky, do NOT take Dobber's advice. He's obviously trying to get you killed.

Poor Willes, his girl is on her PERIOD!

[420seriouscat69]

Oh man. I could also take over this side job down the road full time. I would run it as President here in KC and the thought of that to her is disgusting. "I don't need my potential future husband hanging out with a bunch of twenty somethings, every night, at the kickball fields, drinking it up." which I wouldn't do if I took over, but it would be something that I enjoyed full time.

come on dude.  all that KCS&S is, is exactly what you're saying it's not.  gmafb.

That's fair. I've never cheated in my life tho. Just wish she'd give me a little more credit.

[puniraptor]

wacky, i think you should be the president of that thing. sounds fun

[Willesgirl]

Wacky, you haven't cheated in your life. Here are the signs someone is about to start, though.

1. Do you have male pattern balding?

2. Did you buy a sports car or a motorcycle?

If you answer yes to either question, your lady friend probably can't trust you. No offense. Go 'Cats!

[michigancat]

How many people are in KCS&SC now? Running that full time (while not being the owner) can't pay much more than radio, can it?

[wiley]

Wacky, you haven't cheated in your life. Here are the signs someone is about to start, though.

1. Do you have male pattern balding?

2. Did you buy a sports car or a motorcycle?

If you answer yes to either question, your lady friend probably can't trust you. No offense. Go 'Cats!

Is this from the same female handbook as the six 6's women should require in men, that i just started hearing about?

Wacky, if she's questioning loyalty now, wait until she's pregnant and you say thanks to dq drive thru girl.

sent from my phone while in the crapper

[Spracne]

Wacky, you haven't cheated in your life. Here are the signs someone is about to start, though.

1. Do you have male pattern balding?

2. Did you buy a sports car or a motorcycle?

If you answer yes to either question, your lady friend probably can't trust you. No offense. Go 'Cats!

Is this from the same female handbook as the six 6's women should require in men, that i just started hearing about?

Wacky, if she's questioning loyalty now, wait until she's pregnant and you say thanks to dq drive thru girl.

sent from my phone while in the crapper

Any woman can't reasonably expect her batsman to score six 6s in an over.  C'mon, now...

[Willesgirl]

Not from the handbook. The Six 6's, BTW, are:

1. Six figure income
2. Six-pack abs
3. Taller than 6-feet
4. Six-inches at least below the belt
5. 600-horsepower
6. Six months since last relationship

It's all really, really stupid -- except the six-figure income.

[j-dub]

careful wacky.. careful.. lot's of bad advice itt. some good tho. like, basically, listen to rusty is what i'm saying.

[mocat]

600 horsepower? that is so many much of the horsepowerz

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

Not from the handbook. The Six 6's, BTW, are:

1. Six figure income
2. Six-pack abs
3. Taller than 6-feet
4. Six-inches at least below the belt
5. 600-horsepower
6. Six months since last relationship

It's all really, really stupid -- except the six-figure income.

 

[420seriouscat69]

Sheesh, willes.

[j-dub]

Not from the handbook. The Six 6's, BTW, are:

1. Six figure income
2. Six-pack abs
3. Taller than 6-feet
4. Six-inches at least below the belt
5. 600-horsepower
6. Six months since last relationship

It's all really, really stupid -- except the six-figure income.

 

double 

[puniraptor]

Not from the handbook. The Six 6's, BTW, are:

1. Six figure income
2. Six-pack abs
3. Taller than 6-feet
4. Six-inches at least below the belt
5. 600-horsepower
6. Six months since last relationship

It's all really, really stupid -- except the six-figure income.

cricket is so rough ridin' confusing

[wiley]

Wacky, you haven't cheated in your life. Here are the signs someone is about to start, though.

1. Do you have male pattern balding?

2. Did you buy a sports car or a motorcycle?

If you answer yes to either question, your lady friend probably can't trust you. No offense. Go 'Cats!

Is this from the same female handbook as the six 6's women should require in men, that i just started hearing about?

Wacky, if she's questioning loyalty now, wait until she's pregnant and you say thanks to dq drive thru girl.

sent from my phone while in the crapper

Any woman can't reasonably expect her batsman to score six 6s in an over.  C'mon, now...

We need a female to chime in on this, i don't think a guy is required to hit 1.000 on this.

sent from my phone while in the crapper

[420seriouscat69]

careful wacky.. careful.. lot's of bad advice itt. some good tho. like, basically, listen to rusty is what i'm saying.

We've already talked it out this morning. We're good. We both overreacted.

[slobber]

Not from the handbook. The Six 6's, BTW, are:

1. Six figure income
2. Six-pack abs
3. Taller than 6-feet
4. Six-inches at least below the belt
5. 600-horsepower
6. Six months since last relationship

It's all really, really stupid -- except the six-figure income.

I AM TALLER THAN 6 FEET!