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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4250 on: February 21, 2014, 11:23:30 AM »
Tom Brady does not make six figures
Over bruh

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4251 on: February 21, 2014, 11:24:29 AM »
2 questions: is the 600 HP cumulative? Also, is it better to be over or under 6 months since the last relationship?

Doesn't it matter how long the last relationship was? I mean, what if it wasn't really a relationship - you were just banging her for a couple of months.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4252 on: February 21, 2014, 11:25:14 AM »
On the HP?  :dunno:

More than 6 months since last relationship. The goal here is someone who is emotionally available -- so not reeling from a broken heart or whatever, I think.




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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4253 on: February 21, 2014, 11:29:51 AM »
Women who live by those six 6's are cunts.

not if they tell people up front

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4254 on: February 21, 2014, 11:30:06 AM »

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4255 on: February 21, 2014, 11:30:22 AM »
is it 600 hp specifically related to cars or can we consider farm implements as well?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4256 on: February 21, 2014, 11:31:19 AM »
What about actual horses?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4257 on: February 21, 2014, 11:33:59 AM »
What about actual horses?

I think if you own 600 horses you have a one way ticket to Pound Town City, USA. (Assuming you've been single for at least 6 months).

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4258 on: February 21, 2014, 11:35:55 AM »
what if they are meat horses :sdeek:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4259 on: February 21, 2014, 11:39:39 AM »
Tom Brady does not make six figures

Yeah, Gisele really settled. TB also had a pregnant ex-girlfriend when they started dating.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4260 on: February 21, 2014, 11:45:06 AM »
I would be golden if it were the five 5's.  Well, I would at least have half.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4261 on: February 21, 2014, 11:48:24 AM »
Should be cumulative. One 36 should be equal.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4262 on: February 21, 2014, 11:49:08 AM »
what if they are meat horses :sdeek:

lmao, like this crazy-ass-menstruating bitch can tell the difference.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4263 on: February 21, 2014, 11:51:22 AM »
Tom Brady does not make six figures

Yeah, Gisele really settled. TB also had a pregnant ex-girlfriend when they started dating.
Pretty sure the ex was 7 mos prego. Your safe Gisele. Go ahead and pound town with Tom Brady, no reeling or broken hearts there.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4264 on: February 21, 2014, 12:03:18 PM »
Should be cumulative. One 36 should be equal.

I could see that working for like, penis and income, but 36 months since your last relationship doesn't seem like that great a thing.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4265 on: February 21, 2014, 12:05:14 PM »

Should be cumulative. One 36 should be equal.

I could see that working for like, penis and income, but 36 months since your last relationship doesn't seem like that great a thing.

I don't make the rules idiot

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4266 on: February 21, 2014, 12:17:48 PM »

Should be cumulative. One 36 should be equal.

I could see that working for like, penis and income, but 36 months since your last relationship doesn't seem like that great a thing.

I don't make the rules idiot

what can we define as a "relationship"?
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4267 on: February 21, 2014, 12:43:10 PM »
I love how this thread can just pivot like that.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4268 on: February 21, 2014, 12:56:14 PM »
i saw the TLC show with the guy with like the 20 incher and he said it made it impossible for him to have a serious relationship.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4269 on: February 21, 2014, 01:00:10 PM »
Those six sixes can't be a real thing, right?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4270 on: February 21, 2014, 01:02:36 PM »
I think if you just have one of the sixes you're ok.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4271 on: February 21, 2014, 01:13:05 PM »
I think if you just have one of the sixes you're ok.

establishing those sort of criteria for a potential partner to meet almost ensures that you'll be alone or unhappy. the idea is ludicrous.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4272 on: February 21, 2014, 01:15:47 PM »
I think if you just have one of the sixes you're ok.

establishing those sort of criteria for a potential partner to meet almost ensures that you'll be alone or unhappy. the idea is ludicrous.

here's mine-
1) big bazongas
2) nice ass
3) hot
4) can talk but not too much
5) loves to booze
6) not psycho
7) have i mentioned bazongas?   :babywillie:


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4273 on: February 21, 2014, 01:17:00 PM »
I think if you just have one of the sixes you're ok.

establishing those sort of criteria for a potential partner to meet almost ensures that you'll be alone or unhappy. the idea is ludicrous.

here's mine-
1) big bazongas
2) nice ass
3) hot
4) can talk but not too much
5) loves to booze
6) not psycho
7) have i mentioned bazongas?   :babywillie:

You forgot:

8) skinny mom

Because is mom's fat then your potential mate is just a ticking time bomb.  Get married, and she's just waiting to have kids to pull the ripcord.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4274 on: February 21, 2014, 01:21:22 PM »
I think if you just have one of the sixes you're ok.

establishing those sort of criteria for a potential partner to meet almost ensures that you'll be alone or unhappy. the idea is ludicrous.

here's mine-
1) stassi
2) stassi
3) stassi
4) stassi
5) stassi
6) stassi
7) have i mentioned stassi?   :babyswan:

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