Author Topic: Master Dating Thread (Read 938001 times)

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #4250 on:** February 21, 2014, 11:23:30 AM »

Quote from: mocat on February 21, 2014, 11:22:23 AM

Tom Brady does not make six figures

Over bruh

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #4251 on:** February 21, 2014, 11:24:29 AM »

Quote from: michigancat on February 21, 2014, 11:21:47 AM

2 questions: is the 600 HP cumulative? Also, is it better to be over or under 6 months since the last relationship?

Doesn't it matter how long the last relationship was? I mean, what if it wasn't really a relationship - you were just banging her for a couple of months.

Willesgirl · « **Reply #4252 on:** February 21, 2014, 11:25:14 AM »

On the HP?

More than 6 months since last relationship. The goal here is someone who is emotionally available -- so not reeling from a broken heart or whatever, I think.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #4253 on:** February 21, 2014, 11:29:51 AM »

Quote from: EllRobersonisInnocent on February 21, 2014, 11:14:33 AM

Women who live by those six 6's are cunts.

not if they tell people up front

steve dave · « **Reply #4254 on:** February 21, 2014, 11:30:06 AM »

Quote from: rick daris on February 21, 2014, 11:29:51 AM

Quote from: EllRobersonisInnocent on February 21, 2014, 11:14:33 AM
Women who live by those six 6's are cunts.

not if they tell people up front

Ha

puniraptor · « **Reply #4255 on:** February 21, 2014, 11:30:22 AM »

is it 600 hp specifically related to cars or can we consider farm implements as well?

steve dave · « **Reply #4256 on:** February 21, 2014, 11:31:19 AM »

What about actual horses?

michigancat · « **Reply #4257 on:** February 21, 2014, 11:33:59 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on February 21, 2014, 11:31:19 AM

What about actual horses?

I think if you own 600 horses you have a one way ticket to Pound Town City, USA. (Assuming you've been single for at least 6 months).

steve dave · « **Reply #4258 on:** February 21, 2014, 11:35:55 AM »

what if they are meat horses

TownieCat · « **Reply #4259 on:** February 21, 2014, 11:39:39 AM »

Quote from: mocat on February 21, 2014, 11:22:23 AM

Tom Brady does not make six figures

Yeah, Gisele really settled. TB also had a pregnant ex-girlfriend when they started dating.

_33 · « **Reply #4260 on:** February 21, 2014, 11:45:06 AM »

I would be golden if it were the five 5's. Well, I would at least have half.

steve dave · « **Reply #4261 on:** February 21, 2014, 11:48:24 AM »

Should be cumulative. One 36 should be equal.

michigancat · « **Reply #4262 on:** February 21, 2014, 11:49:08 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on February 21, 2014, 11:35:55 AM

what if they are meat horses

lmao, like this crazy-ass-menstruating bitch can tell the difference.

slobber · « **Reply #4263 on:** February 21, 2014, 11:51:22 AM »

Quote from: TownieCat on February 21, 2014, 11:39:39 AM

Quote from: mocat on February 21, 2014, 11:22:23 AM
Tom Brady does not make six figures

Yeah, Gisele really settled. TB also had a pregnant ex-girlfriend when they started dating.

Pretty sure the ex was 7 mos prego. Your safe Gisele. Go ahead and pound town with Tom Brady, no reeling or broken hearts there.

_33 · « **Reply #4264 on:** February 21, 2014, 12:03:18 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on February 21, 2014, 11:48:24 AM

Should be cumulative. One 36 should be equal.

I could see that working for like, penis and income, but 36 months since your last relationship doesn't seem like that great a thing.

steve dave · « **Reply #4265 on:** February 21, 2014, 12:05:14 PM »

Quote from: _33 on February 21, 2014, 12:03:18 PM

Quote from: steve dave on February 21, 2014, 11:48:24 AM
Should be cumulative. One 36 should be equal.

I could see that working for like, penis and income, but 36 months since your last relationship doesn't seem like that great a thing.

I don't make the rules idiot

wiley · « **Reply #4266 on:** February 21, 2014, 12:17:48 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on February 21, 2014, 12:05:14 PM

Quote from: _33 on February 21, 2014, 12:03:18 PM
Quote from: steve dave on February 21, 2014, 11:48:24 AM
Should be cumulative. One 36 should be equal.

I could see that working for like, penis and income, but 36 months since your last relationship doesn't seem like that great a thing.

I don't make the rules idiot

what can we define as a "relationship"?

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #4267 on:** February 21, 2014, 12:43:10 PM »

I love how this thread can just pivot like that.

puniraptor · « **Reply #4268 on:** February 21, 2014, 12:56:14 PM »

i saw the TLC show with the guy with like the 20 incher and he said it made it impossible for him to have a serious relationship.

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #4269 on:** February 21, 2014, 01:00:10 PM »

Those six sixes can't be a real thing, right?

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #4270 on:** February 21, 2014, 01:02:36 PM »

I think if you just have one of the sixes you're ok.

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #4271 on:** February 21, 2014, 01:13:05 PM »

Quote from: WackySquawk08 on February 21, 2014, 01:02:36 PM

I think if you just have one of the sixes you're ok.

establishing those sort of criteria for a potential partner to meet almost ensures that you'll be alone or unhappy. the idea is ludicrous.

pissclams · « **Reply #4272 on:** February 21, 2014, 01:15:47 PM »

Quote from: Metalhead on February 21, 2014, 01:13:05 PM

Quote from: WackySquawk08 on February 21, 2014, 01:02:36 PM
I think if you just have one of the sixes you're ok.

establishing those sort of criteria for a potential partner to meet almost ensures that you'll be alone or unhappy. the idea is ludicrous.

here's mine-
1) big bazongas
2) nice ass
3) hot
4) can talk but not too much
5) loves to booze
6) not psycho
7) have i mentioned bazongas?

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #4273 on:** February 21, 2014, 01:17:00 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on February 21, 2014, 01:15:47 PM

Quote from: Metalhead on February 21, 2014, 01:13:05 PM
Quote from: WackySquawk08 on February 21, 2014, 01:02:36 PM
I think if you just have one of the sixes you're ok.

establishing those sort of criteria for a potential partner to meet almost ensures that you'll be alone or unhappy. the idea is ludicrous.

here's mine-
1) big bazongas
2) nice ass
3) hot
4) can talk but not too much
5) loves to booze
6) not psycho
7) have i mentioned bazongas?

You forgot:

8) skinny mom

Because is mom's fat then your potential mate is just a ticking time bomb. Get married, and she's just waiting to have kids to pull the ripcord.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #4274 on:** February 21, 2014, 01:21:22 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on February 21, 2014, 01:15:47 PM

Quote from: Metalhead on February 21, 2014, 01:13:05 PM
Quote from: WackySquawk08 on February 21, 2014, 01:02:36 PM
I think if you just have one of the sixes you're ok.

establishing those sort of criteria for a potential partner to meet almost ensures that you'll be alone or unhappy. the idea is ludicrous.

here's mine-
1) stassi
2) stassi
3) stassi
4) stassi
5) stassi
6) stassi
7) have i mentioned stassi? :babyswan:

mmm hmm