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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Non-sport-specific but kind of (go)EMAW-related status/twitter/wall thread

« on: May 28, 2010, 02:14:53 PM »

So, we don't like Kellis, right?  Anyway, he just started his new gig covering the qhatz and twittered that he was on his way to Manhattan to cover a game.  He asked where was a good place to grab something to eat because he hates KSU and had never been to Manhattan.  I responded and told him to go to Kites (because it's gross).  He goes and posts on twitter something like, "Had a great burger at Kites, I will be going back!" and I responded with something, like, "Jokes on you, Kites sucks" 

Haha makes sense now.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Non-sport-specific but kind of (go)EMAW-related status/twitter/wall thread

« on: May 28, 2010, 02:08:30 PM »

KellisRobinett
 
Just picked up @SmashburgerGKC as a follower. The restaurant will soon be open in Manhattan. Anyone ate there before?
about 17 hours ago via TweetsRide


TrimGoEMAW
 
@KellisRobinett Even when Smashburger opens, Kite's will still have the best burger in MHK.
3 minutes ago via Seesmic in reply to KellisRobinett

Reaally?  best burger?  wings, I'll give you, but burger?  mine have always been dry.

there is a backstory to this bro

Sorry ... a little new to the beloved corps.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Warm up your dead black midgets

« on: May 28, 2010, 02:08:01 PM »

Might not be dead, but speaking of black midgets:

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Non-sport-specific but kind of (go)EMAW-related status/twitter/wall thread

« on: May 28, 2010, 02:05:20 PM »

KellisRobinett
 
Just picked up @SmashburgerGKC as a follower. The restaurant will soon be open in Manhattan. Anyone ate there before?
about 17 hours ago via TweetsRide


TrimGoEMAW
 
@KellisRobinett Even when Smashburger opens, Kite's will still have the best burger in MHK.
3 minutes ago via Seesmic in reply to KellisRobinett

Reaally?  best burger?  wings, I'll give you, but burger?  mine have always been dry.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: LOST Fans

« on: May 28, 2010, 02:03:04 PM »

I think everyone who liked the ending is a stupid idiot.

I think anyone who stuck it out for 6 seasons expecting a bigger payoff than what they got is a stupid idiot, now how bout that?

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Catmatt Super Thread

« on: May 28, 2010, 08:54:45 AM »

Dude.  It's unreal how insufferable this guy is.

so why do you watch at 2 in the morning.  I think cris crocker is insufferable so I simply don't watch his videos.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: New favorite BBQ

« on: May 28, 2010, 07:48:35 AM »

Fette Sau in Williamsburg, NYC.  (Eh, Paul Moscow?)   

Meh. Guy's and Mae's in Williamsburg, KS.

Last time I went there I had a buddy with me that couldn't believe we "called ahead" and still had to wait 2 hours to get a seat. He didn't understand that at G&M's you reserve your food. He understood shortly after. Mmmm I can almost taste the sauce-slathered wonderbread now.

 

Holy crap, guys.  I'm thinking road trip.

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: Warm up your crazy asians killing people

« on: May 27, 2010, 09:10:00 PM »

I like the way the page address uses the word "improves" because adding ksu improves their schedule.  man, been a long time since ksu was considered an improvement.  love it.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: New favorite BBQ

« on: May 27, 2010, 08:40:04 PM »

Fette Sau in Williamsburg, NYC.  (Eh, Paul Moscow?)   

Meh. Guy's and Mae's in Williamsburg, KS.

is guy's and mae's still in business?  I havent been there since ... 1990 or 91 I think.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Attn to omaha kats

« on: May 27, 2010, 03:55:49 PM »

Man, I gotta check this place out.  How out of the way is it when driving from manhattan to the K?

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Old sayings from back in the day

« on: May 27, 2010, 03:54:59 PM »

For me, most of these never went away.

To add a new one:  DEEZ NUTZ!

Wazzup - although I keep it short and don't elongate like the commercials.
Your Mom - classic burn, no real comeback for this one.
Suck It

on the contrary ... I usually say something like, "Leave my mom out of this, she hs cervical cancer and the doctor only gave her a few weeks," and that shuts them up.


A saying I like ... 'SHUT UP BITCH GO FIX ME TURKEY POT PIE!"

Well played.  And it doesn't matter if you're lying about it either, who's gonna question it if you announce your Mom has a terminal illness??  Unless they know for a fact you're lying, they can still come back with something like "Your Mom wasn't complaining about cancer last night"

OUCH! 

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: And the Aggieville creepster of the year goes to.......

« on: May 27, 2010, 03:13:01 PM »

any link to the actual picture? I want to see how big of a creepster he actually is... 

http://twitpic.com/1kf4lc

Looks like a rough ridin' buffet!

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: KS equivalent of IKEA?

« on: May 27, 2010, 03:07:12 PM »

so where is this place?  I'd pretty much kill anything for  $2 hotdog combo.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Old sayings from back in the day

« on: May 27, 2010, 03:05:04 PM »

For me, most of these never went away.

To add a new one:  DEEZ NUTZ!

Wazzup - although I keep it short and don't elongate like the commercials.
Your Mom - classic burn, no real comeback for this one.
Suck It

on the contrary ... I usually say something like, "Leave my mom out of this, she hs cervical cancer and the doctor only gave her a few weeks," and that shuts them up.


A saying I like ... 'SHUT UP BITCH GO FIX ME TURKEY POT PIE!"

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Subject Too Long For "Subject" Line. Click To Read Subject.

« on: May 27, 2010, 08:34:45 AM »

Cinnamon Pop Tarts

Do you mean brown sugar cinnamon?  If so, those are fan-tast-ic!

Not sure, but if they are fantastic, then prolly

fantastic is an understatement.  Wash them down with a bottle of coke.  Shee-yit, so good

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Your best jokes, tell them to me

« on: May 26, 2010, 10:31:26 PM »

This link ...

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=4027.0

... reminded me of a joke I read during a 2-day stint in county.  it was on the jail cell wall.

Two african-americans walk down the street and see a sign that says MAKE YOUR SELF WHITE $1.50.  one black guy has $2.  the other one has $1.  The first one says, "if we turned white, we would get better jobs, and people would not judge us by our skin color.  i'll go first since I have 2 dollars.  when they make change, i'll turn white and then come out and give you the 50 cents, and then you can go in."

So the first one goes in.  he turns white.  when he comes out, the second african american says, "hey, can you give me that 50 cents?"  the first one says, "get a job, ******!"

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Occurred to me last night... (double down)

« on: May 26, 2010, 10:24:29 PM »

When you're done, listen to this ...

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Occurred to me last night... (double down)

« on: May 26, 2010, 10:20:33 PM »

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Old movies that get better everytime you watch them

« on: May 26, 2010, 10:16:02 PM »

A Boy And His Dog

Quadrophenia

The Wall

Dawn Of The Dead (1978 version)

tru dat on DOTD 1978.  I wish quadrophenia would come out on dvd.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000055XMF/booksnsuch10-20   

What can I say except ... We are the mods!  We are the mods!  We are, we are, we are the mods!

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Subject Too Long For "Subject" Line. Click To Read Subject.

« on: May 26, 2010, 10:04:32 PM »

Top Gun

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Old movies that get better everytime you watch them

« on: May 26, 2010, 10:03:30 PM »

A Boy And His Dog

Quadrophenia

The Wall

Dawn Of The Dead (1978 version)

tru dat on DOTD 1978.  I wish quadrophenia would come out on dvd.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: name 2 things you hate

« on: May 26, 2010, 07:43:23 PM »

jayhawks and hemorrhoids.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: yes pls, i'll have more of this

« on: May 26, 2010, 07:42:49 PM »

Those of you that have a nearby community will appreciate this one.

rough ridin' brilliant.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Paris pak

« on: May 26, 2010, 07:41:04 PM »

Y'all are invited to a paker in Paris, France on June 7.

If you'd prefer to meet at the Hofbrauhaus in Munich, we could go for it on the 3rd. 

See y'all there!

Left Bank? 

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Awesome or Cruel????

« on: May 26, 2010, 07:26:07 PM »

If you properly beat your children and they writhe in fear and panic at the very site of you then a leash is not necessary.   Waking up your kids by screaming in their face at 4am while your spouse flicks the lights off and on rapidly in their room will fix this.  Give the little bastards something to think about. Tell them the night monster comes when they are bad. 

where can I buy your book on parenting techniques?