This link ...
http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=4027.0... reminded me of a joke I read during a 2-day stint in county. it was on the jail cell wall.
Two african-americans walk down the street and see a sign that says MAKE YOUR SELF WHITE $1.50. one black guy has $2. the other one has $1. The first one says, "if we turned white, we would get better jobs, and people would not judge us by our skin color. i'll go first since I have 2 dollars. when they make change, i'll turn white and then come out and give you the 50 cents, and then you can go in."
So the first one goes in. he turns white. when he comes out, the second african american says, "hey, can you give me that 50 cents?" the first one says, "get a job, ******!"
