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Title: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: cfbandyman on September 15, 2014, 01:13:09 PM
NO CALMING THESE WATERS

K-STATE QUARTERBACK GOES OFF FOR 300 YARDS, 3 TOUCHDOWN PASSES, RUNS FOR 2 MORE IN 45-21 UPSET OF AUBURN
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: sak on September 15, 2014, 01:14:45 PM
if you think you are holding auburn to 21 points, then i look forward to smoking whatever you guys have this thursday.
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: HerrSonntag on September 15, 2014, 01:18:06 PM
Tigers and Wildcats and Arm Hairs, oh my!
Waters really fans it out in 38 - 20 Blowout of Auburn University.
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: Pippi LongSausage on September 15, 2014, 01:22:29 PM
Wildcats turn out to be just Pussies after Auburn thumping.
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 15, 2014, 01:23:25 PM
AU-BURNED: Southern losers smashed 42-14, blame refs and minorities
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: steve dave on September 15, 2014, 01:23:30 PM
WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
Local restaurant forced to close early when vanload of auburn fans and like 40 of their dogs come in and try to use the restroom to take their hillbilly sink showers like a bunch of Joads.
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: Winters on September 15, 2014, 01:27:20 PM
JUSTIFIED!
Jake Waters throws for 550 yards, 3 TD's in a 21-6 blowout victory against Auburn. Nick Marshall wishes he went to K-State.
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: XocolateThundarr on September 15, 2014, 01:32:58 PM
TIGERS TAMED

Combo of Waters, Lockett, and Robinson too much for outmatched Tigers
Wildcats roll in 55 to 35 beating of Barners

Snyder reveals Roll Snyd t-shirt under windbreaker after Gatorade bath.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimage.spreadshirt.com%2Fimage-server%2Fv1%2Fcompositions%2F1001651883%2Fviews%2F1%2Cwidth%3D280%2Cheight%3D280%2CappearanceId%3D506.png%2Froll-snyd-men-s-t-shirt_design.png&hash=ff4966bf8c3cbb5957fc62b8c040e749e3cc0166)
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: CNS on September 15, 2014, 01:34:22 PM
POOR EAGLE!
KSU cruises to easy victory and makes SEC opponent feel like only 4/5ths of a team!
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: puniraptor on September 15, 2014, 01:35:18 PM
ESS EEE SEE YA LATER, CHUMPS

AUBURN TIGERS LAUGHED OUT OF MIDWEST AFTER 52-13 PUMMELING BY KANSAS STATE; TEAM BUS BREAKS DOWN 15 MILES WEST OF MEMPHIS, TN
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: #1AUFAN on September 15, 2014, 01:35:35 PM
Snyder reveals Roll Snyd t-shirt under windbreaker after Gatorade bath.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimage.spreadshirt.com%2Fimage-server%2Fv1%2Fcompositions%2F1001651883%2Fviews%2F1%2Cwidth%3D280%2Cheight%3D280%2CappearanceId%3D506.png%2Froll-snyd-men-s-t-shirt_design.png&hash=ff4966bf8c3cbb5957fc62b8c040e749e3cc0166)

That would actually be pretty funny.
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: cfbandyman on September 15, 2014, 01:36:02 PM
POOR EAGLE!
KSU cruises to easy victory and makes SEC opponent feel like only 3/5ths of a team!

fyp
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: Rough Rider on September 15, 2014, 01:36:45 PM
TURN DOWN FOR WATERS
Marshall fails to convert crucial 4th down
Waters delivers game-winning TD pass to Lockett
KSU 38
UAB 35
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: Shooter Jones on September 15, 2014, 01:36:56 PM
"LOOK WHAT THE CAT DRAGGED IN"

With opponents super slow pace of play compared to Big 12 stud offenses that they're use to, K-State chases down an easy home win, 34-13.
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: SdK on September 15, 2014, 01:37:42 PM
Wildcats turn out to be just Pussies after Auburn thumping.

Could have just said Mildcats.
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 15, 2014, 01:37:57 PM
Where are all the squirrels?
City of Manhattan is basically emptied of all furbearing mammals after Auburn fans visit.
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 15, 2014, 01:39:15 PM
Kitty has claws!

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.catster.com%2Ffiles%2Fpost_images%2F3c3f581079220de162712e7c16b53773.png&hash=a01aa79a5e5904e49ad4010b1b37a01ac1db8eea)]

K-STATE TOO MUCH FOR WAR EAGLE AS THE WILDCATS GUT AUBURN FOR 6OO YARDS OF OFFENSE, WINNING 38-3!
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: puniraptor on September 15, 2014, 01:47:07 PM
PURE IMAGINATION

Charlie Jones unwraps golden ticket; Rushes for 300 yards as Auburn Augustus Gloops drown in purple chocolate river
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: Bloodfart on September 15, 2014, 01:56:18 PM
SCREAMIN EAGLE!

Malzhan yells at players to focus on game instead of slobbering all over our badass Harleys.
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: puniraptor on September 15, 2014, 01:57:25 PM
SCREAMIN EAGLE!

Malzhan yells at players to focus on game instead of slobbering all over our badass Harleys.

 :lol:
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: Shooter Jones on September 15, 2014, 02:04:16 PM
KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES

K-State rich with tradition, take advantage of Auburn's poor effort. Charles Jones and Judah Jones combine for over 400 total yards to help Cats cash in 38-24 win.
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: autryn2 on September 15, 2014, 02:04:33 PM
Where are all the squirrels?
City of Manhattan is basically emptied of all furbearing mammals after Auburn fans visit.

My favorite.... well done!!!!
(get the pun???)
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: opticalcarrier on September 15, 2014, 02:08:23 PM
"Tiger fans roll statue of LHC Bill Snyder at stadium after 49-10 route of KSU Wildcats"  :Woot:
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: Frankenklein on September 15, 2014, 02:12:30 PM
KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES

K-State rich with tradition, take advantage of Auburn's poor effort. Charles Jones and Judah Jones combine for over 400 total yards to help Cats cash in 38-24 win.
Damn,I've been sitting on this for two weeks.Well played
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: skycat on September 15, 2014, 02:20:18 PM
WAR EAGLE LAYS EGG

Auburn's soft-boiled defense lets Cats scramble for seven touchdowns
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: Frankenklein on September 15, 2014, 02:22:03 PM
WAR EAGLE LAYS EGG

Auburn's soft-boiled defense lets Cats scramble for seven touchdowns
:Woohoo:
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: EMAWican on September 15, 2014, 02:28:57 PM
THERE'S WATERS IN THEM THAR HILLS

Waters surprises with 400+ passing yards and three TDs, adds two rushing TDs, as Cats maul War Eagle 38-20. 
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: eastcat on September 15, 2014, 02:34:52 PM
GUS NOT

Auburn ill prepared in 48-24 route by the Kansas State WildCats in the beautiful fall weather of MHK.
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: Cartierfor3 on September 15, 2014, 02:38:04 PM
No one's Keeping up with the Joneses
K-State Running back puts on show for the nation with 258 yard 3 TD performance


Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: Shooter Jones on September 15, 2014, 03:31:20 PM
THERE'S A NEW MARSHALL IN TOWN

Auburn's Nick Marshall does more drugs, suspended once again. Tigers will come into the Little Apple with a new starting QB.
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: The Big Train on September 15, 2014, 03:41:25 PM
SMEAGOL THE BEAGLE ATE THAT POOR DAMN WAR EAGLE
eagle soars too close to ground and eaten in one bite after cats dominate 55-3
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdg4l0lhura2yj.cloudfront.net%2Fstatic%2Fimages%2Fdogster%2Fbreeds%2Fbeagle.jpg&hash=175d64a65eaeaa7eaf0e9c8dfc41554147b2c831)
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: MadCat on September 15, 2014, 03:52:28 PM
MOVE OVER EGG BOWL!!!

Auburn vows to exact revenge on K-State (due to blowout loss) in a followup match of their new most significant rivalry game that means anything.
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: 75cat on September 15, 2014, 03:56:33 PM
NO CALMING THESE WATERS

K-STATE QUARTERBACK GOES OFF FOR 300 YARDS, 3 TOUCHDOWN PASSES, RUNS FOR 2 MORE IN 45-21 UPSET OF AUBURN

I know for the AU faithful this seems like just wishful thinking, but you might want to check and see what the headline in the Morgantown WV paper were   on the morning of Sunday October 18, 2012, when the Mountaineers were favored by 3-6 points with a 73.5 pt O/U and a predicted score of WVU 38 - KSU 28 when they hosted the Wildcats in a game the evening before (hint the final score in that game was KSU 55 - WVU 14!)
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 15, 2014, 03:57:08 PM
Did somebody poop in their pants?
Auburn section at game stinks like poop.
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: catastrophe on September 15, 2014, 04:39:25 PM
LOCKETT AND LOADED

K-State shows its depth in a 41-28 thumping of #5 Auburn and solidifies its spot as a playoff contender.
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: Trogdor on September 15, 2014, 04:41:03 PM
JUSTIFIED!
Jake Waters throws for 550 yards, 3 TD's in a 21-6 blowout victory against Auburn. Nick Marshall wishes he went to K-State.

Would be pretty disappointing having that much offence and that little scoring
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: AU_Tigers on September 15, 2014, 04:43:00 PM
MOVE OVER EGG BOWL!!!

Auburn vows to exact revenge on K-State (due to blowout loss) in a followup match of their new most significant rivalry game that means anything.

lol

The egg bowl is Ole Miss and Miss State, otherwise pretty good.
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: AU_Tigers on September 15, 2014, 04:53:13 PM
TIGERS 3-0 AFTER SKINNING WILDCATS 54-6

The Auburn Tigers shutout the KSU Wildcats for three quarters and then allowed two field goals late in the fourth quarter after the Tigers sent in the 3's and 4's. Our sources report that KSU QB Waters will recover fully and may play again later in the season. Montravius Adams is quoted, "Man, I didn't mean to hurt that guy. A slow little fella like that might be able to run ok in CUSA or the Big 12, but he needs to learn how to slide if he is playin' the SEC. I am glad he is going to be ok, I mean I heard him crunch so I was afraid for him."

Story continued on page 6
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: Bloodfart on September 15, 2014, 04:58:43 PM
Needs more zeal.
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: AU_Tigers on September 15, 2014, 04:59:35 PM
Needs more zeal.

We only show zeal after big games.

Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: skycat on September 15, 2014, 05:10:50 PM
NO CALMING THESE WATERS

K-STATE QUARTERBACK GOES OFF FOR 300 YARDS, 3 TOUCHDOWN PASSES, RUNS FOR 2 MORE IN 45-21 UPSET OF AUBURN

I know for the AU faithful this seems like just wishful thinking, but you might want to check and see what the headline in the Morgantown WV paper were   on the morning of Sunday October 18, 2012, when the Mountaineers were favored by 3-6 points with a 73.5 pt O/U and a predicted score of WVU 38 - KSU 28 when they hosted the Wildcats in a game the evening before (hint the final score in that game was KSU 55 - WVU 14!)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lTyLPguKJM
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: Chief Saugahatchee on September 15, 2014, 05:46:31 PM
IT'S ALL ABOUT THAT PACE, 'BOUT DAT PACE, 'BOUT DAT PACE,  NO HUDDLE!

Mama quoted as saying every inch of Auburn looked perfect from the bottom to the top.


 :gocho:
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: Trogdor on September 15, 2014, 05:51:35 PM
IT'S ALL ABOUT THAT PACE, 'BOUT DAT PACE, 'BOUT DAT PACE,  NO HUDDLE!

Mama quoted as saying every inch of Auburn looked perfect from the bottom to the top.


 :gocho:

What language do I plug this in on google translate?
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: Chief Saugahatchee on September 15, 2014, 05:58:25 PM

30somethingdadwithdaughter-ese.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PCkvCPvDXk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PCkvCPvDXk)


Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: slobber on September 15, 2014, 06:01:31 PM

MOVE OVER EGG BOWL!!!

Auburn vows to exact revenge on K-State (due to blowout loss) in a followup match of their new most significant rivalry game that means anything.

lol

The egg bowl is Ole Miss and Miss State, otherwise pretty good.
Wrong. For the reason you stated, this one is eggcellent.


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: slobber on September 15, 2014, 06:04:29 PM

Did somebody poop in their pants?
Auburn section at game stinks like poop.
This genre is my favorite. Great job LS.


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: CrushNasty on September 15, 2014, 06:07:40 PM
SEC Defense or Swiss Cheese?!?
Wildcats blow holes in Auburn's D.  Enter the playoff hunt with 44-24 victory.
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: I_have_purplewood on September 15, 2014, 06:43:46 PM
Awe.....Burnt

Snyder apologizes after game for last minute touchdown when leading 41-10.
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: WillieWatanabe on September 15, 2014, 07:21:27 PM
Did somebody poop in their pants?
Auburn section at game stinks like poop.



Seriously, did somebody poop in their pants??
Authorities still removing stink days later
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: star seed 7 on September 15, 2014, 07:31:39 PM
Did somebody poop in their pants?
Auburn section at game stinks like poop.



Seriously, did somebody poop in their pants??
Authorities still removing stink days later

Probably the poopcorn  :curse:
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: AU_Tigers on September 15, 2014, 07:34:11 PM
Did somebody poop in their pants?
Auburn section at game stinks like poop.



Seriously, did somebody poop in their pants??
Authorities still removing stink days later

Good thing you aren't playing LSU. You have to fumigated to get rid of the corn dog smell.
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: Frankenklein on September 15, 2014, 07:37:15 PM
                                         CATS DOMINATE TIGERS
                      War Eagle last seen perched on Weird Robert's foam finger
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on September 15, 2014, 08:58:56 PM
                                         CATS DOMINATE TIGERS
                      War Eagle last seen perched on Weird Robert's foam finger

 :love: :love:
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: Frankenklein on September 15, 2014, 09:05:18 PM
                                         CATS DOMINATE TIGERS
                      War Eagle last seen perched on Weird Robert's foam finger

 :love: :love:
:weirdrobert:
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: Katpappy on September 15, 2014, 09:10:51 PM
TIGERS TAMED

Combo of Waters, Lockett, and Robinson too much for outmatched Tigers
Wildcats roll in 55 to 35 beating of Barners

Snyder reveals Roll Snyd t-shirt under windbreaker after Gatorade bath.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimage.spreadshirt.com%2Fimage-server%2Fv1%2Fcompositions%2F1001651883%2Fviews%2F1%2Cwidth%3D280%2Cheight%3D280%2CappearanceId%3D506.png%2Froll-snyd-men-s-t-shirt_design.png&hash=ff4966bf8c3cbb5957fc62b8c040e749e3cc0166)
This is why I read gE religiously!  :thumbsup: :lol:
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: RightMeow on September 15, 2014, 09:15:23 PM
A BRITZ BALLROOM BLITZ
D Tackle dances on Auburn faces with 5 sacks, 10 tfl, 2 FFs, Fum Rec, TD, Int, 4 Defl in pounding of Auburn 42-5
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: Katpappy on September 15, 2014, 09:16:30 PM
SMEAGOL THE BEAGLE ATE THAT POOR DAMN WAR EAGLE
eagle soars too close to ground and eaten in one bite after cats dominate 55-3
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdg4l0lhura2yj.cloudfront.net%2Fstatic%2Fimages%2Fdogster%2Fbreeds%2Fbeagle.jpg&hash=175d64a65eaeaa7eaf0e9c8dfc41554147b2c831)
This is becoming my fav. thread of the day!!! :love:
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 16, 2014, 01:04:18 PM
Super Bowl Confirmed

Auburn fans admit that yeah, this is the biggest game
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: EMAWzified on September 16, 2014, 01:09:09 PM
Empty nest
War Eagles can produce nothing but goose eggs against Cats defense
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: puniraptor on September 16, 2014, 01:13:36 PM
History Continues Uninterrupted
Reagan Snyders tear down Gorbachev Malzahn's wall; Auburn still winless against ranked non conference regular season opponents since the collapse of the soviet union
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: Benja on September 16, 2014, 01:14:07 PM
SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY
But like the opposite of that; more midwesterny and unpleasant cuz cats win
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: slobber on September 16, 2014, 01:15:49 PM
WAR EAGLE KILLED
Stupid mascot bird is snatched out of the sky by :insert name of last live wildcat: because that bird was trying to drop poop bombs on Snyder Family Stadium. Nobody drops poop bombs on Snyder Family Stadium and gets away with. As :insert name of last live wildcat: was licking his paws clean, one Wildcat fan was overheard saying, "CASE CLOSED!"


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: Benja on September 16, 2014, 01:17:31 PM
WAR DAMN KEGEL
Like kegel exercises, which can help you control urinary flow, which is kinda funny but not really great for a headline
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on September 16, 2014, 01:18:57 PM
WAR DAM EAGLE
Auburn fans get lost driving to game, spend first half fishing for crawdads in Tuttle Creek State Park
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 16, 2014, 01:21:48 PM
GET YOUR DICKS OUT!

Tigers get pounced by the cats. Move all the way to #1 in the current AP poll after thrashing War Eagle 55-10.
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: Benja on September 16, 2014, 01:25:13 PM
SOUTHERNPLAYALISTICADDILACMUZIK
Was the title of an Outkast album. Cats win.
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: mocat on September 16, 2014, 01:25:43 PM
KSU DEFENSE RECEIVES NICK PIC

TOMMY LEE JONES BETTER THAN NICK AT BEING A MARSHALL
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: Benja on September 16, 2014, 01:26:43 PM
hey look at you mocat
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: mocat on September 16, 2014, 01:29:56 PM
TIGER-EAGLE-HARE NO MATCH FOR MAN-BEAR-PIG

WILDCAT ALSO HAS NO PROBLEMS CRUSHING TIGER-EAGLE-HARE RACIST MASCOT, 44-0
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: mocat on September 16, 2014, 01:32:23 PM
AUBURN IS THE COLOR OF THE TIGERS' BUTT CHEEKS DUE TO AD-STYLE SWITCH LASHING


NO ARRESTS MADE IN THIS ONE, EITHER
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: #LIFE on September 16, 2014, 01:35:22 PM
ALABAMA SLAMMA'

Smelly Southerners can't handle urban civilation, hundreds thrown in jail following 58-10 Wildcat Victory
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: Benja on September 16, 2014, 01:39:35 PM
WAR DON CHEADLE
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fia.media-imdb.com%2Fimages%2FM%2FMV5BNDMxNDM3MzY5N15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMjkzOTY4MQ%40%40._V1_SX640_SY720_.jpg&hash=db2e5163bc179d29f005e9fed3424705bb66c987)
Like the over-looked actor, K-State just gets the job done.
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: AU_Tigers on September 16, 2014, 01:40:00 PM
There are some great efforts in this thread.

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: puniraptor on September 16, 2014, 01:40:50 PM
Roadkill Cleanup Crews Furloughed

Visiting Alabamans pick roadways clean of even the smallest rotten morsels
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: AU_Tigers on September 16, 2014, 01:42:20 PM
Roadkill Cleanup Crews Furloughed

Visiting Alabamans pick roadways clean of even the smallest rotten morsels

 :ROFL:
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: Benja on September 16, 2014, 01:44:19 PM
TIGERS 3-0 AFTER SKINNING WILDCATS 54-6

The Auburn Tigers shutout the KSU Wildcats for three quarters and then allowed two field goals late in the fourth quarter after the Tigers sent in the 3's and 4's. Our sources report that KSU QB Waters will recover fully and may play again later in the season. Montravius Adams is quoted, "Man, I didn't mean to hurt that guy. A slow little fella like that might be able to run ok in CUSA or the Big 12, but he needs to learn how to slide if he is playin' the SEC. I am glad he is going to be ok, I mean I heard him crunch so I was afraid for him."

Story continued on page 6

I don't think you understand headlines
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: mocat on September 16, 2014, 01:45:08 PM
LOCAL COWS COMPLAIN ABOUT SMELL NEAR K-STATE STADIUM DUE TO INFLUX OF MORBIDLY OBESE ALABAMANS

K-STATE AG STUDENTS FINALLY ABLE TO HOLD HEADS HIGH
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: The_Truth on September 16, 2014, 01:47:47 PM
Snyder Calls It Quits!!

Sources: Adrian Peterson Not Suspect In Thursday Night A** Whooping Case
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: mocat on September 16, 2014, 01:49:15 PM
EMERGENCY CREWS BRING JAWS OF LIFE TO AGGIEVILLE BAR

GREAT BIG AUBURN FAN GOT STUCK IN THAT TINY BATHROOM AT O'MALLEY'S
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on September 16, 2014, 01:49:34 PM
WAR DAM SMEAGOL
Auburn quarterback still butt hurt from last season, steals Collin Klein's Big 12 championship ring on sideline
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: MadCat on September 16, 2014, 01:50:33 PM
IRONY BOWL

BARNERS OUTBARNED BY JOKESAS STATE (2 SYLLABLES), LAST MINUTE FIELD GOAL RETURNED 106 YARDS BY PURPLE KANSAS TO ICE THE FERROUS CAKE
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: Asteriskhead on September 16, 2014, 01:52:58 PM
War Kegel!
Reeling from a blowout loss to Kansas State, Auburn fans and players turn to exercise to address incontinence.
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: mocat on September 16, 2014, 01:56:12 PM
AUBURN FAN ASKS K-STATE FAN WHICH BAR TO TRY

K-STATE FAN ABOUT TO SAY MAE'S, RECONSIDERS AFTER THINKING THROUGH THE LOGISTICS
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: MadCat on September 16, 2014, 01:57:17 PM
AUBURN FAN ASKS K-STATE FAN WHICH BAR TO TRY

K-STATE FAN ABOUT TO SAY MAE'S, RECONSIDERS AFTER THINKING THROUGH THE LOGISTICS
:ROFL:
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: puniraptor on September 16, 2014, 01:59:22 PM
Orscheln's Owner: "It's Like Winning The Lottery"

Local franchise profits skyrockect after selling backlog of XXXXL overalls to gameday visitors
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: CHONGS on September 16, 2014, 02:08:35 PM
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Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: Paul Moscow on September 16, 2014, 02:11:18 PM
Adios Gustavo!!!

Gus lured to Senior Citizen home and blown to bits! Snyder's scheme-ist misdirection to date? Catz win.
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: SdK on September 16, 2014, 02:13:27 PM
Winner.
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: Benja on September 16, 2014, 02:13:46 PM
It's not fair when Chingon can do fancy stuff.
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: cas4ksu on September 16, 2014, 02:22:52 PM
KICK, AUBURN, KICK!

Auburn's freshman kicker misses two crucial FG's, as K-State wins 31-30
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: Frankenklein on September 16, 2014, 03:18:17 PM
WAR DAM EAGLE
Auburn fans get lost driving to game, spend first half fishing for crawdads in Tuttle Creek State Park

They have been up at Tuttle doing this for the last three days.....Source A+
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: Brock Landers on September 16, 2014, 03:53:24 PM
MORE LIKE BORE EAGLE


K State's coaching staff seen yawning during second half of 55-10 romp over Auburn
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: BackPayne on September 16, 2014, 04:22:10 PM
SEC Blames Refs for Auburn's 32 point loss to a Big12 Team
ESPN agrees!
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: WarDamnPlainsmen on September 16, 2014, 05:11:19 PM
KSU RIDES COATTAILS OF AUBURN INTO NATIONAL SPOTLIGHT, LOSES 55-10.
SNYDER SAYS "HELPS IMAGE OF OUR PROGRAM"
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: Kat Kid on September 16, 2014, 05:14:34 PM
STINKING SUSPICION
Auburn poop smell traced to celebrity Tiger fan Gene Chizik's mouth-breathing on Auburn sideline
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: Legit Elite on September 16, 2014, 05:59:31 PM
CATS WIN!!!
Band to the North Endzonefunzone!
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: bshea85 on September 16, 2014, 06:19:47 PM
OCTOBER ISSUE:
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Dissecting Water's Spiral,
The science of Armhair Drag Coefficients (ADC)!
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: 97cat on September 16, 2014, 06:30:34 PM
MARSHALL OUTMANNED AND MAHLZAN GETS SH!@CANNED!

After losing the game 55-13 on Thursday 09/16/2014, former Auburn headcoach, Gus Mahlzan, was released from his duties at Auburn University and told that his belongings were already packed up from his office at the university. His wife stated she was filing for divorce as she could put up with Gus having a micropenis and never sexually satisfying her, she didn't even mind the fact that he wore her clothes and had uncensored Justin Beiber posters all of their bedroom walls, but losing this big to a non SEC team was just too much and she is moving to Manhattan, KS where the average size meat fluit is no less then 13 inches.

QB Nick Marshall, who at one point in the game was so terrified of Defensive Tackle Terrell Clinkscales, that he actually wet himself and then handed big Clinks the football and got out of the way so the Wildcat could make an easy touchdown for the K-State defense. Marshall actually started blocking for Clinkscales, hitting some of his own teammates in the process for the 6 points. When asked why he would do such a thing, Marshall stated "I wanted to go to KState. I really did. Then when that damn Jakes Waters verbally agreed to go there, I know I couldn't compete, so I had to settle for Alabama's bitch, the Auburn Tiger -War Eagle school. I deeply regret that, and I can only hope Coach Mahlzan will return my beloved posters and get me a fresh pair of underwear."

In other breaking news, Marshall drops from #5 to #6 in the polls despite the loss by almost 50 points and Kstate drops out of the 25 since ESPN and all the rest of the liberal hates anyone that beats an SEC team. Please see page 12 for the rest of the story
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: Paul Moscow on September 16, 2014, 06:54:49 PM
MARSHALL OUTMANNED AND MAHLZAN GETS SH!@CANNED!

After losing the game 55-13 on Thursday 09/16/2014, former Auburn headcoach, Gus Mahlzan, was released from his duties at Auburn University and told that his belongings were already packed up from his office at the university. His wife stated she was filing for divorce as she could put up with Gus having a micropenis and never sexually satisfying her, she didn't even mind the fact that he wore her clothes and had uncensored Justin Beiber posters all of their bedroom walls, but losing this big to a non SEC team was just too much and she is moving to Manhattan, KS where the average size meat fluit is no less then 13 inches.

QB Nick Marshall, who at one point in the game was so terrified of Defensive Tackle Terrell Clinkscales, that he actually wet himself and then handed big Clinks the football and got out of the way so the Wildcat could make an easy touchdown for the K-State defense. Marshall actually started blocking for Clinkscales, hitting some of his own teammates in the process for the 6 points. When asked why he would do such a thing, Marshall stated "I wanted to go to KState. I really did. Then when that damn Jakes Waters verbally agreed to go there, I know I couldn't compete, so I had to settle for Alabama's bitch, the Auburn Tiger -War Eagle school. I deeply regret that, and I can only hope Coach Mahlzan will return my beloved posters and get me a fresh pair of underwear."

In other breaking news, Marshall drops from #5 to #6 in the polls despite the loss by almost 50 points and Kstate drops out of the 25 since ESPN and all the rest of the liberal hates anyone that beats an SEC team. Please see page 12 for the rest of the story

It's time to end this website forever
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: chunkles on September 16, 2014, 06:55:00 PM
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Gus MalKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHN!!!!!!!! :shakesfist:
JJ Abrams reveals Gus Malzahn is actually Kahn Noonan Singh in upcoming Star Wars VII movie
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: The Big Train on September 16, 2014, 07:15:40 PM
MARSHALL OUTMANNED AND MAHLZAN GETS SH!@CANNED!

After losing the game 55-13 on Thursday 09/16/2014, former Auburn headcoach, Gus Mahlzan, was released from his duties at Auburn University and told that his belongings were already packed up from his office at the university. His wife stated she was filing for divorce as she could put up with Gus having a micropenis and never sexually satisfying her, she didn't even mind the fact that he wore her clothes and had uncensored Justin Beiber posters all of their bedroom walls, but losing this big to a non SEC team was just too much and she is moving to Manhattan, KS where the average size meat fluit is no less then 13 inches.

QB Nick Marshall, who at one point in the game was so terrified of Defensive Tackle Terrell Clinkscales, that he actually wet himself and then handed big Clinks the football and got out of the way so the Wildcat could make an easy touchdown for the K-State defense. Marshall actually started blocking for Clinkscales, hitting some of his own teammates in the process for the 6 points. When asked why he would do such a thing, Marshall stated "I wanted to go to KState. I really did. Then when that damn Jakes Waters verbally agreed to go there, I know I couldn't compete, so I had to settle for Alabama's bitch, the Auburn Tiger -War Eagle school. I deeply regret that, and I can only hope Coach Mahlzan will return my beloved posters and get me a fresh pair of underwear."

In other breaking news, Marshall drops from #5 to #6 in the polls despite the loss by almost 50 points and Kstate drops out of the 25 since ESPN and all the rest of the liberal hates anyone that beats an SEC team. Please see page 12 for the rest of the story

would have been ok if you would have left every period out or just ended the entire thing with a single period
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: AU1862 on September 16, 2014, 07:58:20 PM
AUBURN MASTERS KANSAS STATE
       Beats Wildcats Like Runaway Slaves
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: Kat Kid on September 16, 2014, 08:26:44 PM
AUBURN MASTERS KANSAS STATE
       Beats Wildcats Like Runaway Slaves

Sir.  That is racist.  Sir.  Please leave.
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: HELLHAMMER on September 16, 2014, 08:36:36 PM
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No idea where to put this.  Don't know if it's been posted yet and don't care.  The entire state of Alabama can go eff itself.
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: AU_Tigers on September 16, 2014, 08:44:29 PM
AUBURN MASTERS KANSAS STATE
       Beats Wildcats Like Runaway Slaves

Sir.  That is racist.  Sir.  Please leave.

According to spracne this is satire and therefore is perfectly acceptable.
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: Katpappy on September 16, 2014, 09:02:31 PM
AUBURN MASTERS KANSAS STATE
       Beats Wildcats Like Runaway Slaves

Sir.  That is racist.  Sir.  Please leave.

According to spracne this is satire and therefore is perfectly acceptable.
but, but, he's a squawk!  See KU football is Hurting thread for more info.
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: Frank martin is a douche on September 16, 2014, 09:04:38 PM
SOUTHERNPLAYALISTICADDILACMUZIK
Was the title of an Outkast album. Cats win.
Hey Benja could you please stop posting dumb crap in this awesome thread? Thanks :ksu:
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: Frank martin is a douche on September 16, 2014, 09:06:29 PM
Snyder Calls It Quits!!

Sources: Adrian Peterson Not Suspect In Thursday Night A** Whooping Case
:ROFL:
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: Katpappy on September 16, 2014, 09:09:28 PM
Snyder Calls It Quits!!

Sources: Adrian Peterson Not Suspect In Thursday Night A** Whooping Case
:ROFL:
Hey Frank Marin's douche, go see the sense of humor doctor.
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: AU_Tigers on September 16, 2014, 09:13:36 PM
Snyder Calls It Quits!!

Sources: Adrian Peterson Not Suspect In Thursday Night A** Whooping Case
:ROFL:
Hey Frank Marin's douche, go see the sense of humor doctor.

Actually that is kind of funny.
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: WarDamnPlainsmen on September 16, 2014, 09:23:13 PM
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No idea where to put this.  Don't know if it's been posted yet and don't care.  The entire state of Alabama can go eff itself.

What makes you more butthurt? The fact that AU beat out KSU for a recruit? or the fact that y'all don't have an alumnus that can afford a $180,000 player to ensure a MNC?
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on September 16, 2014, 09:26:52 PM
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No idea where to put this.  Don't know if it's been posted yet and don't care.  The entire state of Alabama can go eff itself.

What makes you more butthurt? The fact that AU beat out out bid KSU for a recruit? or the fact that y'all don't have an alumnus that can afford a $180,000 player to ensure a MNC?

FYP
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: jmlynch1 on September 16, 2014, 09:27:10 PM
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No idea where to put this.  Don't know if it's been posted yet and don't care.  The entire state of Alabama can go eff itself.

What makes you more butthurt? The fact that AU beat out KSU for a recruit? or the fact that y'all don't have an alumnus that can afford a $180,000 player to ensure a MNC?
probably more the fact that our ad won't let our studs buy some highly discounted polos
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: PoetWarrior on September 16, 2014, 09:56:56 PM
?????? ????? ?????* o??, ???.

http://youtu.be/Cltv-HdvP1k

http://youtu.be/PQi8yMIJHz4

http://youtu.be/rB_9j8Zt6aM

http://youtu.be/CIa6T0hIoWE
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: Katpappy on September 16, 2014, 11:31:40 PM
?????? ????? ?????* o??, ???.

http://youtu.be/Cltv-HdvP1k

http://youtu.be/PQi8yMIJHz4

http://youtu.be/rB_9j8Zt6aM

http://youtu.be/CIa6T0hIoWE

Hey, what's up?  I clicked on all the ? marks and nothing... I'm telling ya, nothing!
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: nicname on September 17, 2014, 12:31:12 AM
AUBURNT!!!
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.fansided.com%2Fwp-content%2Fblogs.dir%2F263%2Ffiles%2F2013%2F07%2F6715364.jpg&hash=7de600cfcd62faddf6a57b5c5f92142ec9ef83d1)
Kansas State senior wide receiver Tyler Lockett runs past Auburn defender on 94-yard punt return in Wildcats' 38-24 win Thursday night.

Lockett, Cats smoke Tigers


'Cept that is supposed to be an Auburn dude.
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: Trim on September 17, 2014, 12:33:46 AM
AUBURNT!!!
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.fansided.com%2Fwp-content%2Fblogs.dir%2F263%2Ffiles%2F2013%2F07%2F6715364.jpg&hash=7de600cfcd62faddf6a57b5c5f92142ec9ef83d1)
Kansas State senior wide receiver Tyler Lockett runs past Auburn defender on 94-yard punt return in Wildcats' 38-24 win Thursday night.

Lockett, Cats smoke Tigers


'Cept that is supposed to be an Auburn dude.

LOL @john_currie.
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: nicname on September 17, 2014, 12:37:31 AM
AUBURNT!!!
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.fansided.com%2Fwp-content%2Fblogs.dir%2F263%2Ffiles%2F2013%2F07%2F6715364.jpg&hash=7de600cfcd62faddf6a57b5c5f92142ec9ef83d1)
Kansas State senior wide receiver Tyler Lockett runs past Auburn defender on 94-yard punt return in Wildcats' 38-24 win Thursday night.

Lockett, Cats smoke Tigers


'Cept that is supposed to be an Auburn dude.

LOL @john_currie.

Is that Currie? Can't tell for sure.
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: opticalcarrier on September 17, 2014, 06:00:03 AM
?????? ????? ?????* o??, ???.

http://youtu.be/Cltv-HdvP1k

http://youtu.be/PQi8yMIJHz4

http://youtu.be/rB_9j8Zt6aM

http://youtu.be/CIa6T0hIoWE


I clicked on those and my virus blocker spazzed out
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: Benja on September 17, 2014, 06:38:20 AM
SOUTHERNPLAYALISTICADDILACMUZIK
Was the title of an Outkast album. Cats win.
Hey Benja could you please stop posting dumb crap in this awesome thread? Thanks :ksu:

War Don Cheadle?
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: WarDamnPlainsmen on September 17, 2014, 06:46:12 AM
AUBURN THRASHES TCU, EXPOSES BIG 12 AS IRRELEPHANT
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.fjcdn.com%2Fpictures%2FIrrelephant_87118a_608537.jpg&hash=96b6dfa9e5da92657e778d82a7a2dac094401c30)
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: slobber on September 17, 2014, 07:00:03 AM
WAR'S NOT LEGAL


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: CNS on September 17, 2014, 07:43:04 AM
NORTHERN EXPOSURE

Auburn smashed by KSU. exposed as huge frauds and losery dumbasses at football.
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: MadCat on September 17, 2014, 08:48:50 AM
WAR'S NOT LEGAL


Gonna win 'em all!

I think it is if Congress votes for it. :dunno:
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: KCcat on September 17, 2014, 01:45:41 PM
Awww... BURN!!!
Tiger's undefeated season still on track after Mahlzan refuses to field team after he realizes it was Kansas State and not perineal door mat Kansas that was scheduled. "In today's football landscape you cannot afford a loss if you want to make the playoffs" said Mahlzan. Auburn moved into first in the polls after they forfeit while K-State drops out. Legendary Future Hall of Fame Head Coach LHC Bill Snyder said "By-in-large our youngsters have improved each day and we will continue to take the season one game at a time. It is comforting to know we have a little extra time to prepare for an even more athletic team in UTEP."
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: puniraptor on September 17, 2014, 01:48:24 PM
Awww... BURN!!!
Tiger's undefeated season still on track after Mahlzan refuses to field team after he realizes it was Kansas State and not perineal door mat Kansas that was scheduled. "In today's football landscape you cannot afford a loss if you want to make the playoffs" said Mahlzan. Auburn moved into first in the polls after they forfeit while K-State drops out. Legendary Future Hall of Fame Head Coach LHC LHC Bill Snyder said "By-in-large our youngsters have improved each day and we will continue to take the season one game at a time. It is comforting to know we have a little extra time to prepare for an even more athletic team in UTEP."

i was going to reply to this with an image of the perineum as a hilarious joke but just nsfw'd my self to death.
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: KSUblumpkin on September 17, 2014, 02:24:43 PM
Tigers Burned

A small group of Auburn fans brutally murdered by setting fire to baby endangered Bengal tigers in response to the Auburn vs Kansas State game Thursday night.  The police officer that filed the report documents that the group of Auburn fans were hungry and couldn't find any dead "coons" around.  Officials are treating this act of animal cruelty as a hate crime.
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: nicname on September 19, 2014, 12:00:30 AM
Can't-elied

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bx3m3YACIAAVf6q.jpg)

K-State kicker misses three field goals in 20-14 loss to Auburn, goes home to plate of cold french fries.
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: The Big Train on September 19, 2014, 12:02:30 AM
So, these Bitcoins, where do they go?
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: scottwildcat on September 19, 2014, 06:35:19 AM

Can't-elied

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bx3m3YACIAAVf6q.jpg)

K-State kicker misses three field goals in 20-14 loss to Auburn, goes home to plate of cold french fries.



;(
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: WarDamnPlainsmen on September 19, 2014, 08:27:09 AM
Can't-elied

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bx3m3YACIAAVf6q.jpg)

K-State kicker misses three field goals in 20-14 loss to Auburn, goes home to plate of cold french fries.

In his defense, he did have a better game than Bama's kicker against us last year.
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: sak on September 19, 2014, 10:23:59 AM

In his defense, he did have a better game than Bama's kicker against us last year.

Assuming you are referring to Cade Foster, how so? Both went 0 for 3, right? Bama didn't miss one from inside 25 yards, and also kicked twice as many PAT's successfully.

Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: millertime on September 19, 2014, 01:39:23 PM

In his defense, he did have a better game than Bama's kicker against us last year.

Assuming you are referring to Cade Foster, how so? Both went 0 for 3, right? Bama didn't miss one from inside 25 yards, and also kicked twice as many PAT's successfully.

Cantele didn't kick for a touchdown though.  :dunno:
Title: Re: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION
Post by: The Big Train on September 19, 2014, 02:30:52 PM
So, these Bitcoins, where do they go?

 :confused: