HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION

[AU_Tigers]

Did somebody poop in their pants?
Auburn section at game stinks like poop.

Seriously, did somebody poop in their pants??
Authorities still removing stink days later

Good thing you aren't playing LSU. You have to fumigated to get rid of the corn dog smell.

[Frankenklein]

                                         CATS DOMINATE TIGERS
                      War Eagle last seen perched on Weird Robert's foam finger

[Sandstone Outcropping]

                                         CATS DOMINATE TIGERS
                      War Eagle last seen perched on Weird Robert's foam finger

 

[Frankenklein]

                                         CATS DOMINATE TIGERS
                      War Eagle last seen perched on Weird Robert's foam finger

 

[Katpappy]

TIGERS TAMED

Combo of Waters, Lockett, and Robinson too much for outmatched Tigers

Wildcats roll in 55 to 35 beating of Barners

Snyder reveals Roll Snyd t-shirt under windbreaker after Gatorade bath.

This is why I read gE religiously! 

[RightMeow]

A BRITZ BALLROOM BLITZ

D Tackle dances on Auburn faces with 5 sacks, 10 tfl, 2 FFs, Fum Rec, TD, Int, 4 Defl in pounding of Auburn 42-5

[Katpappy]

SMEAGOL THE BEAGLE ATE THAT POOR DAMN WAR EAGLE
eagle soars too close to ground and eaten in one bite after cats dominate 55-3

This is becoming my fav. thread of the day!!!

[Dugout DickStone]

Super Bowl Confirmed

Auburn fans admit that yeah, this is the biggest game

[EMAWzified]

Empty nest
War Eagles can produce nothing but goose eggs against Cats defense

[puniraptor]

History Continues Uninterrupted

Reagan Snyders tear down Gorbachev Malzahn's wall; Auburn still winless against ranked non conference regular season opponents since the collapse of the soviet union

[Benja]

SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY
But like the opposite of that; more midwesterny and unpleasant cuz cats win

[slobber]

WAR EAGLE KILLED
Stupid mascot bird is snatched out of the sky by :insert name of last live wildcat: because that bird was trying to drop poop bombs on Snyder Family Stadium. Nobody drops poop bombs on Snyder Family Stadium and gets away with. As :insert name of last live wildcat: was licking his paws clean, one Wildcat fan was overheard saying, "CASE CLOSED!"


Gonna win 'em all!

[Benja]

WAR DAMN KEGEL
Like kegel exercises, which can help you control urinary flow, which is kinda funny but not really great for a headline

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

WAR DAM EAGLE
Auburn fans get lost driving to game, spend first half fishing for crawdads in Tuttle Creek State Park

[420seriouscat69]

GET YOUR DICKS OUT!

Tigers get pounced by the cats. Move all the way to #1 in the current AP poll after thrashing War Eagle 55-10.

[Benja]

SOUTHERNPLAYALISTICADDILACMUZIK
Was the title of an Outkast album. Cats win.

[mocat]

KSU DEFENSE RECEIVES NICK PIC

TOMMY LEE JONES BETTER THAN NICK AT BEING A MARSHALL

[Benja]

hey look at you mocat

[mocat]

TIGER-EAGLE-HARE NO MATCH FOR MAN-BEAR-PIG

WILDCAT ALSO HAS NO PROBLEMS CRUSHING TIGER-EAGLE-HARE RACIST MASCOT, 44-0

[mocat]

AUBURN IS THE COLOR OF THE TIGERS' BUTT CHEEKS DUE TO AD-STYLE SWITCH LASHING


NO ARRESTS MADE IN THIS ONE, EITHER

[#LIFE]

ALABAMA SLAMMA'

Smelly Southerners can't handle urban civilation, hundreds thrown in jail following 58-10 Wildcat Victory

[Benja]

WAR DON CHEADLE

Like the over-looked actor, K-State just gets the job done.

[AU_Tigers]

There are some great efforts in this thread.

 

[puniraptor]

Roadkill Cleanup Crews Furloughed

Visiting Alabamans pick roadways clean of even the smallest rotten morsels

[AU_Tigers]

Roadkill Cleanup Crews Furloughed

Visiting Alabamans pick roadways clean of even the smallest rotten morsels