Author Topic: HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION (Read 18007 times)

cfbandyman · « **on:** September 15, 2014, 01:13:09 PM »

NO CALMING THESE WATERS

K-STATE QUARTERBACK GOES OFF FOR 300 YARDS, 3 TOUCHDOWN PASSES, RUNS FOR 2 MORE IN 45-21 UPSET OF AUBURN

sak · « **Reply #1 on:** September 15, 2014, 01:14:45 PM »

if you think you are holding auburn to 21 points, then i look forward to smoking whatever you guys have this thursday.

HerrSonntag · « **Reply #2 on:** September 15, 2014, 01:18:06 PM »

Tigers and Wildcats and Arm Hairs, oh my!
Waters really fans it out in 38 - 20 Blowout of Auburn University.

Pippi LongSausage · « **Reply #3 on:** September 15, 2014, 01:22:29 PM »

Wildcats turn out to be just Pussies after Auburn thumping.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #4 on:** September 15, 2014, 01:23:25 PM »

AU-BURNED: Southern losers smashed 42-14, blame refs and minorities

steve dave · « **Reply #5 on:** September 15, 2014, 01:23:30 PM »

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
Local restaurant forced to close early when vanload of auburn fans and like 40 of their dogs come in and try to use the restroom to take their hillbilly sink showers like a bunch of Joads.

Winters · « **Reply #6 on:** September 15, 2014, 01:27:20 PM »

JUSTIFIED!
Jake Waters throws for 550 yards, 3 TD's in a 21-6 blowout victory against Auburn. Nick Marshall wishes he went to K-State.

XocolateThundarr · « **Reply #7 on:** September 15, 2014, 01:32:58 PM »

TIGERS TAMED

Combo of Waters, Lockett, and Robinson too much for outmatched Tigers

Wildcats roll in 55 to 35 beating of Barners

Snyder reveals Roll Snyd t-shirt under windbreaker after Gatorade bath.

CNS · « **Reply #8 on:** September 15, 2014, 01:34:22 PM »

POOR EAGLE!
KSU cruises to easy victory and makes SEC opponent feel like only 4/5ths of a team!

puniraptor · « **Reply #9 on:** September 15, 2014, 01:35:18 PM »

ESS EEE SEE YA LATER, CHUMPS

AUBURN TIGERS LAUGHED OUT OF MIDWEST AFTER 52-13 PUMMELING BY KANSAS STATE; TEAM BUS BREAKS DOWN 15 MILES WEST OF MEMPHIS, TN

#1AUFAN · « **Reply #10 on:** September 15, 2014, 01:35:35 PM »

Quote from: XocolateThundarr on September 15, 2014, 01:32:58 PM

Snyder reveals Roll Snyd t-shirt under windbreaker after Gatorade bath.

That would actually be pretty funny.

cfbandyman · « **Reply #11 on:** September 15, 2014, 01:36:02 PM »

Quote from: CNS on September 15, 2014, 01:34:22 PM

POOR EAGLE!
KSU cruises to easy victory and makes SEC opponent feel like only 3/5ths of a team!

fyp

Rough Rider · « **Reply #12 on:** September 15, 2014, 01:36:45 PM »

TURN DOWN FOR WATERS
Marshall fails to convert crucial 4th down
Waters delivers game-winning TD pass to Lockett
KSU 38
UAB 35

Shooter Jones · « **Reply #13 on:** September 15, 2014, 01:36:56 PM »

"LOOK WHAT THE CAT DRAGGED IN"

With opponents super slow pace of play compared to Big 12 stud offenses that they're use to, K-State chases down an easy home win, 34-13.

SdK · « **Reply #14 on:** September 15, 2014, 01:37:42 PM »

Quote from: Pippi LongSausage on September 15, 2014, 01:22:29 PM

Wildcats turn out to be just Pussies after Auburn thumping.

Could have just said Mildcats.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #15 on:** September 15, 2014, 01:37:57 PM »

Where are all the squirrels?
City of Manhattan is basically emptied of all furbearing mammals after Auburn fans visit.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #16 on:** September 15, 2014, 01:39:15 PM »

Kitty has claws!

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K-STATE TOO MUCH FOR WAR EAGLE AS THE WILDCATS GUT AUBURN FOR 6OO YARDS OF OFFENSE, WINNING 38-3!

puniraptor · « **Reply #17 on:** September 15, 2014, 01:47:07 PM »

PURE IMAGINATION

Charlie Jones unwraps golden ticket; Rushes for 300 yards as Auburn Augustus Gloops drown in purple chocolate river

Bloodfart · « **Reply #18 on:** September 15, 2014, 01:56:18 PM »

SCREAMIN EAGLE!

Malzhan yells at players to focus on game instead of slobbering all over our badass Harleys.

puniraptor · « **Reply #19 on:** September 15, 2014, 01:57:25 PM »

Quote from: Bloodfart on September 15, 2014, 01:56:18 PM

SCREAMIN EAGLE!

Malzhan yells at players to focus on game instead of slobbering all over our badass Harleys.

Shooter Jones · « **Reply #20 on:** September 15, 2014, 02:04:16 PM »

KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES

K-State rich with tradition, take advantage of Auburn's poor effort. Charles Jones and Judah Jones combine for over 400 total yards to help Cats cash in 38-24 win.

autryn2 · « **Reply #21 on:** September 15, 2014, 02:04:33 PM »

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on September 15, 2014, 01:37:57 PM

Where are all the squirrels?
City of Manhattan is basically emptied of all furbearing mammals after Auburn fans visit.

My favorite.... well done!!!!
(get the pun???)

opticalcarrier · « **Reply #22 on:** September 15, 2014, 02:08:23 PM »

"Tiger fans roll statue of LHC Bill Snyder at stadium after 49-10 route of KSU Wildcats"

Frankenklein · « **Reply #23 on:** September 15, 2014, 02:12:30 PM »

Quote from: Shooter Jones on September 15, 2014, 02:04:16 PM

KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES

K-State rich with tradition, take advantage of Auburn's poor effort. Charles Jones and Judah Jones combine for over 400 total yards to help Cats cash in 38-24 win.

Damn,I've been sitting on this for two weeks.Well played

skycat · « **Reply #24 on:** September 15, 2014, 02:20:18 PM »

WAR EAGLE LAYS EGG

Auburn's soft-boiled defense lets Cats scramble for seven touchdowns