WAR EAGLE KILLED
Stupid mascot bird is snatched out of the sky by :insert name of last live wildcat: because that bird was trying to drop poop bombs on Snyder Family Stadium. Nobody drops poop bombs on Snyder Family Stadium and gets away with. As :insert name of last live wildcat: was licking his paws clean, one Wildcat fan was overheard saying, "CASE CLOSED!"
Gonna win 'em all!