HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION

[puniraptor]

Awww... BURN!!!

Tiger's undefeated season still on track after Mahlzan refuses to field team after he realizes it was Kansas State and not perineal door mat Kansas that was scheduled. "In today's football landscape you cannot afford a loss if you want to make the playoffs" said Mahlzan. Auburn moved into first in the polls after they forfeit while K-State drops out. Legendary Future Hall of Fame Head Coach LHC LHC Bill Snyder said "By-in-large our youngsters have improved each day and we will continue to take the season one game at a time. It is comforting to know we have a little extra time to prepare for an even more athletic team in UTEP."

i was going to reply to this with an image of the perineum as a hilarious joke but just nsfw'd my self to death.

[KSUblumpkin]

Tigers Burned

A small group of Auburn fans brutally murdered by setting fire to baby endangered Bengal tigers in response to the Auburn vs Kansas State game Thursday night.  The police officer that filed the report documents that the group of Auburn fans were hungry and couldn't find any dead "coons" around.  Officials are treating this act of animal cruelty as a hate crime.

[nicname]

Can't-elied



K-State kicker misses three field goals in 20-14 loss to Auburn, goes home to plate of cold french fries.

[The Big Train]

So, these Bitcoins, where do they go?

[scottwildcat]

Can't-elied



K-State kicker misses three field goals in 20-14 loss to Auburn, goes home to plate of cold french fries.

;(

[WarDamnPlainsmen]

Can't-elied



K-State kicker misses three field goals in 20-14 loss to Auburn, goes home to plate of cold french fries.

In his defense, he did have a better game than Bama's kicker against us last year.

[sak]

In his defense, he did have a better game than Bama's kicker against us last year.

Assuming you are referring to Cade Foster, how so? Both went 0 for 3, right? Bama didn't miss one from inside 25 yards, and also kicked twice as many PAT's successfully.

[millertime]

In his defense, he did have a better game than Bama's kicker against us last year.

Assuming you are referring to Cade Foster, how so? Both went 0 for 3, right? Bama didn't miss one from inside 25 yards, and also kicked twice as many PAT's successfully.

Cantele didn't kick for a touchdown though. 

[The Big Train]

So, these Bitcoins, where do they go?