HEADLINES - AUBURN EDITION

[Frankenklein]

WAR EAGLE LAYS EGG

Auburn's soft-boiled defense lets Cats scramble for seven touchdowns

[EMAWican]

THERE'S WATERS IN THEM THAR HILLS

Waters surprises with 400+ passing yards and three TDs, adds two rushing TDs, as Cats maul War Eagle 38-20. 

[eastcat]

GUS NOT

Auburn ill prepared in 48-24 route by the Kansas State WildCats in the beautiful fall weather of MHK.

[Cartierfor3]

No one's Keeping up with the Joneses
K-State Running back puts on show for the nation with 258 yard 3 TD performance

[Shooter Jones]

THERE'S A NEW MARSHALL IN TOWN

Auburn's Nick Marshall does more drugs, suspended once again. Tigers will come into the Little Apple with a new starting QB.

[The Big Train]

SMEAGOL THE BEAGLE ATE THAT POOR DAMN WAR EAGLE
eagle soars too close to ground and eaten in one bite after cats dominate 55-3

[MadCat]

MOVE OVER EGG BOWL!!!

Auburn vows to exact revenge on K-State (due to blowout loss) in a followup match of their new most significant rivalry game that means anything.

[75cat]

NO CALMING THESE WATERS

K-STATE QUARTERBACK GOES OFF FOR 300 YARDS, 3 TOUCHDOWN PASSES, RUNS FOR 2 MORE IN 45-21 UPSET OF AUBURN

I know for the AU faithful this seems like just wishful thinking, but you might want to check and see what the headline in the Morgantown WV paper were   on the morning of Sunday October 18, 2012, when the Mountaineers were favored by 3-6 points with a 73.5 pt O/U and a predicted score of WVU 38 - KSU 28 when they hosted the Wildcats in a game the evening before (hint the final score in that game was KSU 55 - WVU 14!)

[Dugout DickStone]

Did somebody poop in their pants?
Auburn section at game stinks like poop.

[catastrophe]

LOCKETT AND LOADED

K-State shows its depth in a 41-28 thumping of #5 Auburn and solidifies its spot as a playoff contender.

[Trogdor]

JUSTIFIED!
Jake Waters throws for 550 yards, 3 TD's in a 21-6 blowout victory against Auburn. Nick Marshall wishes he went to K-State.

Would be pretty disappointing having that much offence and that little scoring

[AU_Tigers]

MOVE OVER EGG BOWL!!!

Auburn vows to exact revenge on K-State (due to blowout loss) in a followup match of their new most significant rivalry game that means anything.

lol

The egg bowl is Ole Miss and Miss State, otherwise pretty good.

[AU_Tigers]

TIGERS 3-0 AFTER SKINNING WILDCATS 54-6

The Auburn Tigers shutout the KSU Wildcats for three quarters and then allowed two field goals late in the fourth quarter after the Tigers sent in the 3's and 4's. Our sources report that KSU QB Waters will recover fully and may play again later in the season. Montravius Adams is quoted, "Man, I didn't mean to hurt that guy. A slow little fella like that might be able to run ok in CUSA or the Big 12, but he needs to learn how to slide if he is playin' the SEC. I am glad he is going to be ok, I mean I heard him crunch so I was afraid for him."

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[Bloodfart]

Needs more zeal.

[AU_Tigers]

Needs more zeal.

We only show zeal after big games.

[skycat]

NO CALMING THESE WATERS

K-STATE QUARTERBACK GOES OFF FOR 300 YARDS, 3 TOUCHDOWN PASSES, RUNS FOR 2 MORE IN 45-21 UPSET OF AUBURN

I know for the AU faithful this seems like just wishful thinking, but you might want to check and see what the headline in the Morgantown WV paper were   on the morning of Sunday October 18, 2012, when the Mountaineers were favored by 3-6 points with a 73.5 pt O/U and a predicted score of WVU 38 - KSU 28 when they hosted the Wildcats in a game the evening before (hint the final score in that game was KSU 55 - WVU 14!)

[Chief Saugahatchee]

IT'S ALL ABOUT THAT PACE, 'BOUT DAT PACE, 'BOUT DAT PACE,  NO HUDDLE!

Mama quoted as saying every inch of Auburn looked perfect from the bottom to the top.


 

[Trogdor]

IT'S ALL ABOUT THAT PACE, 'BOUT DAT PACE, 'BOUT DAT PACE,  NO HUDDLE!

Mama quoted as saying every inch of Auburn looked perfect from the bottom to the top.


 

What language do I plug this in on google translate?

[Chief Saugahatchee]

30somethingdadwithdaughter-ese.

[slobber]

MOVE OVER EGG BOWL!!!

Auburn vows to exact revenge on K-State (due to blowout loss) in a followup match of their new most significant rivalry game that means anything.

lol

The egg bowl is Ole Miss and Miss State, otherwise pretty good.

Wrong. For the reason you stated, this one is eggcellent.


Gonna win 'em all!

[slobber]

Did somebody poop in their pants?
Auburn section at game stinks like poop.

This genre is my favorite. Great job LS.


Gonna win 'em all!

[CrushNasty]

SEC Defense or Swiss Cheese?!?
Wildcats blow holes in Auburn's D.  Enter the playoff hunt with 44-24 victory.

[I_have_purplewood]

Awe.....Burnt

Snyder apologizes after game for last minute touchdown when leading 41-10.

[WillieWatanabe]

Did somebody poop in their pants?
Auburn section at game stinks like poop.

Seriously, did somebody poop in their pants??
Authorities still removing stink days later

[star seed 7]

Did somebody poop in their pants?
Auburn section at game stinks like poop.

Seriously, did somebody poop in their pants??
Authorities still removing stink days later

Probably the poopcorn