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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: The1BigWillie on February 10, 2014, 01:57:38 PM
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:dunno:
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Send flowers the day before, so it's unexpected and make her dinner. Nothing more, nothing less.
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Send flowers the day before, so it's unexpected and make her dinner. Nothing more, nothing less.
Wacky, what if she works from home and doesn't want flowers and I make her dinner all the time? What then Wacky? :impatient:
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The same as every other Friday night.
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Send flowers the day before, so it's unexpected and make her dinner. Nothing more, nothing less.
Wacky, what if she works from home and doesn't want flowers and I make her dinner all the time? What then Wacky? :impatient:
Send them to her home. It will be a nice surprise. IDK :dunno: we both think Valentines Day is overrated and I just spent a lot of $ on her parents Anniversary dinner. We are going to lay low and celebrate it at home. She might be tricking me tho.. Like a test! :shakesfist:
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ask Omari
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There is no "celebrating" V-day. What is there to "celebrate"?
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Send flowers the day before, so it's unexpected and make her dinner. Nothing more, nothing less.
Wacky, what if she works from home and doesn't want flowers and I make her dinner all the time? What then Wacky? :impatient:
Send them to her home. It will be a nice surprise. IDK :dunno: we both think Valentines Day is overrated and I just spent a lot of $ on her parents Anniversary dinner. We are going to lay low and celebrate it at home. She might be tricking me tho.. Like a test! :shakesfist:
"fanman, tonight we're going to stay home and forget about that silly holiday. we'll just wear our matching ku jerseys and watch abc family"
it's a trap
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There is no "celebrating" V-day. What is there to "celebrate"?
yeah, if you have a SO that thinks valentines day is a big deal, you should probably run.
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Send flowers the day before, so it's unexpected and make her dinner. Nothing more, nothing less.
Wacky, what if she works from home and doesn't want flowers and I make her dinner all the time? What then Wacky? :impatient:
Send them to her home. It will be a nice surprise. IDK :dunno: we both think Valentines Day is overrated and I just spent a lot of $ on her parents Anniversary dinner. We are going to lay low and celebrate it at home. She might be tricking me tho.. Like a test! :shakesfist:
"fanman, tonight we're going to stay home and forget about that silly holiday. we'll just wear our matching ku jerseys and watch abc family"
it's a trap
I know! :curse:
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There is no "celebrating" V-day. What is there to "celebrate"?
yeah, if you have a SO that thinks valentines day is a big deal, you should probably run.
She's got another thing comin if she thinks she's getting anything from me for valentines day.
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There is no "celebrating" V-day. What is there to "celebrate"?
yeah, if you have a SO that thinks valentines day is a big deal, you should probably run.
She's got another thing comin if she thinks she's getting anything from me for valentines day.
except for that DICK, right bros?!?
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There is no "celebrating" V-day. What is there to "celebrate"?
yeah, if you have a SO that thinks valentines day is a big deal, you should probably run.
She's got another thing comin if she thinks she's getting anything from me for valentines day.
except for that DICK, right bros?!?
the D could be the other thing
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There is no "celebrating" V-day. What is there to "celebrate"?
yeah, if you have a SO that thinks valentines day is a big deal, you should probably run.
She's got another thing comin if she thinks she's getting anything from me for valentines day.
except for that DICK, right bros?!?
TWENTYFOUR/SEVEN! YOU KNOW IT!
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what jams are you guys playing for when it's time?
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If they say they don't want you to do anything it's ALWAYS a trap.
ALso... Why the f(ck are you spending money on HER parents anniversary dinner??? F(ck that.
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no matter how much your woman says she doesn't care about v-day, once she sees her gf's flowers/etcs, she will want her own.
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what jams are you guys playing for when it's time?
new workout plan?
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1. Dump her on the 13th
2. Get her back on the 15th
3. Profit
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If they say they don't want you to do anything it's ALWAYS a trap.
ALso... Why the f(ck are you spending money on HER parents anniversary dinner??? F(ck that.
It was her parents 25th Anniversary. We met up with her two bros who do really well for themselves. We thought we were all doing seperate checks, but obviously wanted to pick up her parents tab. It did not play out like that. Her bro's kept ordering top shelf wine, appetizers, and top end sirloin steak at Grand St. Cafe. When it came time to pay, her jackass bro said: "Just split the check three ways." $250 later, we decided that would be her Valentins Dinner. Sorry if that comes off dickish, but it is what it is.
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don't be cheap, fanning
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her brothers poor or something?
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sounds like fanning got fleeced by future family. not a good sign :frown:
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her brothers poor or something?
One's a lawyer, the other is like the Senior director of sales for a major medical device company. They're not. That's why it was so confusing.
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her brothers poor or something?
I think each bro got their share of the check.
If the bros didn't have dates, fanning actually got off kind of easy.
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sounds like fanning got fleeced by future family. not a good sign :frown:
They do a lot of great things for us. That Catholic charity ball that I went to was like $250 a plate there. They also did a lot for Christmas. They're a nice family, but one particular bro is questionable and I think that's why it played out like that at the anniversary dinner.
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I'm sorry fanman, who got a share of the check?
You, and each brother? I'm trying to understand why this isn't fair.
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her brothers poor or something?
One's a lawyer, the other is like the Senior director of sales for a major medical device company. They're not. That's why it was so confusing.
Wacky, never assume that just because somebody has a bunch of money they should take care of the bill. I have seen wealthy people act very uncomfortable because a dinner guest basically pushed the bill towards the wealthy person. Not saying that is what happened that night, but that is what your above post sounds like.
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her brothers poor or something?
I think each bro got their share of the check.
If the bros didn't have dates, fanning actually got off kind of easy.
One bro brought his wife and the other brought his gf. There were 8 ppl there for the dinner.
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I'm sorry fanman, who got a share of the check?
You, and each brother? I'm trying to understand why this isn't fair.
because one's a lawyer, one's a sales director, and he enrolls kids in a fake college.
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her brothers poor or something?
One's a lawyer, the other is like the Senior director of sales for a major medical device company. They're not. That's why it was so confusing.
Wacky, never assume that just because somebody has a bunch of money they should take care of the bill. I have seen wealthy people act very uncomfortable because a dinner guest basically pushed the bill towards the wealthy person. Not saying that is what happened that night, but that is what your above post sounds like.
I never do that. I definitely was ready to pay for Ms. Wackysquawk and I's dinner and chip in for the parents portion.
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I'm sorry fanman, who got a share of the check?
You, and each brother? I'm trying to understand why this isn't fair.
while they were ordering Cakebread Cab, fanman was on his 8th ice tea of the night. things didn't split too evenly for ol' ws08.
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I'm sorry fanman, who got a share of the check?
You, and each brother? I'm trying to understand why this isn't fair.
while they were ordering Cakebread Cab, fanman was on his 8th ice tea of the night. things didn't split too evenly for ol' ws08.
Yup. I ordered water and their cheapest steak salad, while everyone was drinking scotch on the rocks and dining with filets. :lol:
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:dubious:
okay... anyway... I think I have it figured out. I'm going with a gift cert to a fancy massage place that will get her 2 great massages or 1 for her and a friend, a sappy ass V day card, and take her out to dinner the night before or night after Vday somewhere somewhat nice... like Chili's... not Tanners.
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her brothers poor or something?
One's a lawyer, the other is like the Senior director of sales for a major medical device company. They're not. That's why it was so confusing.
Wacky, never assume that just because somebody has a bunch of money they should take care of the bill. I have seen wealthy people act very uncomfortable because a dinner guest basically pushed the bill towards the wealthy person. Not saying that is what happened that night, but that is what your above post sounds like.
I never do that. I definitely was ready to pay for Ms. Wackysquawk and I's dinner and chip in for the parents portion.
so you were planning on picking up your (and GF's) meal and 1/3 of the parents' meal?
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what was the $$$ difference between just paying you/lady fanning/a third of her parents compared to what you actuallly paid?
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what jams are you guys playing for when it's time?
Sounds from the Ocean.
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what was the $$$ difference between just paying you/lady fanning/a third of her parents compared to what you actuallly paid?
Probably like a $150 difference.
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:dubious:
okay... anyway... I think I have it figured out. I'm going with a gift cert to a fancy massage place that will get her 2 great massages or 1 for her and a friend, a sappy ass V day card, and take her out to dinner the night before or night after Vday somewhere somewhat nice... like Chili's... not Tanners.
Good call! Sorry for stealing the thread. My bad. Sweep her off her feet. :cheers:
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what was the $$$ difference between just paying you/lady fanning/a third of her parents compared to what you actuallly paid?
Probably like a $150 difference.
I'm pretty sure there was an episode of Friends based on this same scenario.
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I'm sorry fanman, who got a share of the check?
You, and each brother? I'm trying to understand why this isn't fair.
Yes, it was me and the two bros.
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her brothers poor or something?
One's a lawyer, the other is like the Senior director of sales for a major medical device company. They're not. That's why it was so confusing.
Wacky, never assume that just because somebody has a bunch of money they should take care of the bill. I have seen wealthy people act very uncomfortable because a dinner guest basically pushed the bill towards the wealthy person. Not saying that is what happened that night, but that is what your above post sounds like.
I never do that. I definitely was ready to pay for Ms. Wackysquawk and I's dinner and chip in for the parents portion.
so you were planning on picking up your (and GF's) meal and 1/3 of the parents' meal?
Pretty much.
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trying to wrap my brain around the whole sitch.
was there any gift-giving to the parents? if so, please describe with estimated gift prices
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for once id like to open up a thread and not see michigancat and ok cat picking on wackycat for 3 pages. just once.
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for once id like to open up a thread and not see michigancat and ok cat picking on wackycat for 3 pages. just once.
lots of threads don't have that :dunno:
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trying to wrap my brain around the whole sitch.
was there any gift-giving to the parents? if so, please describe with estimated gift prices
No gift giving. 3 couples and the parents. 8 ppl's tabs, plus alcohol, apps, etc. Split three ways. It just sucked, cause I was watching what I was ordering.
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trying to wrap my brain around the whole sitch.
was there any gift-giving to the parents? if so, please describe with estimated gift prices
No gift giving. 3 couples and the parents. 8 ppl's tabs, plus alcohol, apps, etc. Split three ways. It just sucked, cause I was watching what I was ordering.
why not just tell them that you didn't drink the fancy stuff, so you aren't paying for that? what's the worst thing that could happen?
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He would look cheap in front of them instead of us.
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trying to wrap my brain around the whole sitch.
was there any gift-giving to the parents? if so, please describe with estimated gift prices
No gift giving. 3 couples and the parents. 8 ppl's tabs, plus alcohol, apps, etc. Split three ways. It just sucked, cause I was watching what I was ordering.
why not just tell them that you didn't drink the fancy stuff, so you aren't paying for that? what's the worst thing that could happen?
I didn't want to make a scene. It was their special day. They don't need, fanning, fanning things up.
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I just like to live within my means. Throwing around that much for dinner on a saturday night just doesn't make sense to me. I don't know if it's cheap as much as it is logical.
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that was your chance to speak up, fanman. now this will happen all of the time. better get back on the high school play-by-play to supplement
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fanning, I don't think you're wrong to be upset - that's not a good situation to be in and I would probably be a little annoyed, too. But it really isn't the brothers' fault and I don't think you should hold it against them. These things happen when you go to nice restaurants with large groups.
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Agreed. :thumbs: I was more annoyed than anything.
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Agreed. :thumbs: I was more annoyed than anything.
Did her brothers wife/Gf pay anything? If anything your GF should have insisted on paying. Tacky crap if you ask me. Is she going to pay for your parents to eat food some day?
AMIRITE???
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also it's ok to loosen up and have some fun fanman! getting the cheapest thing on the menu at a nice restaurant is being cheap, not logical (unless you think that item tastes the best).
all the extra apps and drinks tho, that kinda sucks for you bud :frown:
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Your GF probably could have said something to her bros afterwards. She should have a good handle on your finances by this point, especially if you are planning to move in together in 7 mos. Either way, it is awkward after the fact.
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Also, aren't the parents more loaded than anyone? They shoulda paid for everyone and just thanked everyone for getting together.
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Yeah, my girlfriend was upset afterwards. She called her dad before the dinner to ask how it would go down and he said that he told everyone we would all cover our own bills. She couldn't believe it went down like that. She tried to give me $, but I'm not going to let that happen.
Mich, I just feel like maybe the parents should have been treated for once. They're always covering everyone elses. I'm sure they would have loved to take care of the tab.
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Agreed. :thumbs: I was more annoyed than anything.
Did her brothers wife/Gf pay anything? If anything your GF should have insisted on paying. Tacky crap if you ask me. Is she going to pay for your parents to eat food some day?
AMIRITE???
No.
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I would have taken her money
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I would have taken her money
Meh. She took me out to grinders and for drinks yesterday. we're good. She likes to do that every once and awhile. Will take.
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You know, I saw a younger LHC Bill Snyder and his lovely bride waiting for a table at Houston's on the Plaza in the early 90's, Bill was not pleased with the wait, but Sharon appeared to be quite intent.
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Your GF probably could have said something to her bros afterwards. She should have a good handle on your finances by this point, especially if you are planning to move in together in 7 mos. Either way, it is awkward after the fact.
Yeah, if anyone, it was Wacky's GF's place to say something to the bro.
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grinders and drinks doesn't pay the electric bill
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You know, I saw a younger LHC LHC Bill Snyder and his lovely bride waiting for a table at Houston's on the Plaza in the early 90's, Bill was not pleased with the wait, but Sharon appeared to be quite intent.
Sharon is a saint, dax.
And Wack, I've seen where the lawyer bro works. He needs to save his $$
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Going to put our names in at this new sushi place and then go get drinks while we wait.
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Related fun drinking game: When out drinking with the bros, always split the check evenly. That way, the nerd that is nursing his drinks has to pay as much as his stud-bingeing friends. Take that, nerds!
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Just post this Dear Abby letter where your girlfriend will see it.
DEAR ABBY: My boyfriend and I have been together for 2 1/2 years, living together for two. He says Valentine's Day is a made-up holiday to get people to spend money. I told him every holiday is geared toward people spending money.
I find myself feeling angry and hurt that I'm not receiving anything for Valentine's Day. He never buys cards or flowers for me. How do I communicate to him that this is important to me without making things worse? -- CRAVING A LITTLE ROMANCE
DEAR CRAVING: Your boyfriend may be cheap, but he also has a point. According to a report on npr.org, the celebration of Valentine's Day started in ancient Rome and contains elements of both Christian and pre-Christian religions. In the third century A.D., two men named Valentine were executed by the emperor Claudius II in different years on Feb. 14, and a few hundred years later, a pope (Gelasius I) combined St. Valentine's Day with Lupercalia -- a fertility feast -- to replace the pagan ritual. (Research this online if you wish, because I found it fascinating.) The holiday didn't become romanticized until the Renaissance.
That said, allow me to point out that there are few things more unpleasant than feeling forced to give someone a gift. If you have already discussed this with your boyfriend and he's still resistant, then instead of focusing on what you're not getting out of this relationship, try focusing on what you are getting. It may help you to feel less deprived.
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True story: My fiance truly hates the actual Valentines Day and candy/flowers/mushy crap. So, I took her out last night to Ricco's (great italian place btw) and bought her a new hair straightener (because I don't want her old one burning my house down) and i'm off the hook for another year. :ROFL:
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oh man, great job getting off the hook!
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oh man, great job getting off the hook!
I'd call it a success considering my whole thing was like $50 and the typical V-day extravaganza costs upwards of $150...
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really pulled one over on that dumbass :lol:
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that broad never even saw it coming! :whistle1:
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:facepalm:
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that broad never even saw it coming! :whistle1:
Cosurky (or whatever those old awards were called) award for best use of the word "broad"
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that broad never even saw it coming! :whistle1:
She's engaged to shellshock. I would imagine there is either a great deal she does not see coming or which she sees and just accepts given her station in life (i.e., engaged to shellshock).
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True story: My fiance truly hates the actual Valentines Day and candy/flowers/mushy crap. So, I took her out last night to Ricco's (great italian place btw) and bought her a new hair straightener (because I don't want her old one burning my house down) and i'm off the hook for another year. :ROFL:
LOVE RICCO'S. What did you get?
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what a great thread.
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Hey FYI guys if you plan to do the chocolate strawberries thing from that place off 87th st in Lenexa they will be way rough ridin' late even if you make an appt to pick it up.
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Hey FYI guys if you plan to do the chocolate strawberries thing from that place off 87th st in Lenexa they will be way rough ridin' late even if you make an appt to pick it up.
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True story: My fiance truly hates the actual Valentines Day and candy/flowers/mushy crap. So, I took her out last night to Ricco's (great italian place btw) and bought her a new hair straightener (because I don't want her old one burning my house down) and i'm off the hook for another year. :ROFL:
LOVE RICCO'S. What did you get?
Fettuccine Diavolo (sp?) It was advertised to be spicy, but I didn't taste any spice at all. Overall though, the restaurant and food was excellent as always!
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what jams are you guys playing for when it's time?
probably the weeknd.. Maybe switch to r Kelly's new album if stuff gets real raunchy
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EMAPE
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what jams are you guys playing for when it's time?
probably the weeknd.. Maybe switch to r Kelly's new album if stuff gets real raunchy
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Man, The Weeknd is kinda rapey, and R. Kelly is a rapist. Maybe that was your point and it was a joke? Okay, I'll just leave. :clac:
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I'm heading to Carmens in brookside. Always put in your time on Valentine's Day so she reciprocates for Steak and BJ day a month later.
http://www.steakandbjday.com/
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Here's a tip.
Find a serious women who doesn't partake in commercialized holidays that have no actual meaning to the success of any relationship.
A smart educated women won't give an eff that its VD.
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Here's a tip.
Find a serious women who doesn't partake in commercialized holidays that have no actual meaning to the success of any relationship.
A smart educated women won't give an eff that its VD.
^this guy has women (and life) all figured out
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Not a big fan of valentines but I always cook the GF some dinner and give her flowers.
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valentines day.
boys, take notes. i will pick up me lady in a stretch limo around 5:00 pm. me in my perfectly pressed tuxedo (red tie and cummerbund) her in whatever her heart desires. we'll take the limo down to the country club plaza for a nice horse drawn carriage ride around the plaza, with a freshly popped bottle of bubbly, of course. we'll make one stop- at tiffany, where me lady will pick out the jewelry of her choice as a present. then it's back to the stretch limousine where me lady and i will be whisked to the classiest restaurant in all of kansas city. we will dine and laugh and drink and dine and laugh and drink until me lady can do no more. after that we will be whisked via stretch limousine to a waiting hot air balloon in north kansas city where we will enjoy a leisurely hot air balloon ride and bask in the beauty that is kansas city. after the balloon ride, we will be whisked to me lady's favorite salon where me lady will be treated to the finest chocolates and massage oils in the city, me lady's manicure and pedicure will be nothing short of perfect! from there we will be whisked home where i will have the vanderpump rules reunion episode 1 on DVR awaiting our arrival.
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Here's a tip.
Find a serious women who doesn't partake in commercialized holidays that have no actual meaning to the success of any relationship.
A smart educated women won't give an eff that its VD.
Partially true.
If you are going to go this route, and use the "I don't need a holiday to show my love" line, then you have to back it up by doing the little nice things "just because" from time to time.
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Here's a tip.
Find a serious women who doesn't partake in commercialized holidays that have no actual meaning to the success of any relationship.
A smart educated women won't give an eff that its VD.
Partially true.
If you are going to go this route, and use the "I don't need a holiday to show my love" line, then you have to back it up by doing the little nice things "just because" from time to time.
hey slucat what do you think about the night i have planned for me lady?
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Here's a tip.
Find a serious women who doesn't partake in commercialized holidays that have no actual meaning to the success of any relationship.
A smart educated women won't give an eff that its VD.
Partially true.
If you are going to go this route, and use the "I don't need a holiday to show my love" line, then you have to back it up by doing the little nice things "just because" from time to time.
hey slucat what do you think about the night i have planned for me lady?
go with black tie.
make sure to provide her with a fur wrap for the hot air balloon ride.
otherwise :thumbsup:
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valentines day.
boys, take notes. i will pick up me lady in a stretch limo around 5:00 pm. me in my perfectly pressed tuxedo (red tie and cummerbund) her in whatever her heart desires. we'll take the limo down to the country club plaza for a nice horse drawn carriage ride around the plaza, with a freshly popped bottle of bubbly, of course. we'll make one stop- at tiffany, where me lady will pick out the jewelry of her choice as a present. then it's back to the stretch limousine where me lady and i will be whisked to the classiest restaurant in all of kansas city. we will dine and laugh and drink and dine and laugh and drink until me lady can do no more. after that we will be whisked via stretch limousine to a waiting hot air balloon in north kansas city where we will enjoy a leisurely hot air balloon ride and bask in the beauty that is kansas city. after the balloon ride, we will be whisked to me lady's favorite salon where me lady will be treated to the finest chocolates and massage oils in the city, me lady's manicure and pedicure will be nothing short of perfect! from there we will be whisked home where i will have the vanderpump rules reunion episode 1 on DVR awaiting our arrival.
You lady is going to freeze to death... you'll need an ice pick to use your vanderpump.
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i've got hand warmers, also i think the heat from the hot air balloon flame will warm me lady
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are you the help? it's "my lady" not "me lady"
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What do you guys want for Valentine's Day? I never know what to buy for a guy. The singing barbershop quartet I bought for Willes last year was definitely NOT a hit.
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What do you guys want for Valentine's Day? I never know what to buy for a guy. The singing barbershop quartet I bought for Willes last year was definitely NOT a hit.
ms TTHOTUC gave me a collage of pictures of us in a nice frame. I like it... because I'd never do that on my own.
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The singing barbershop quartet I bought for Willes last year was definitely NOT a hit.
:lol:
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And my wife got me some Sharon Jones LP's last year. They were a hit!
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What do you guys want for Valentine's Day? I never know what to buy for a guy. The singing barbershop quartet I bought for Willes last year was definitely NOT a hit.
Amazon gift card. Cash is too impersonal.
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What do you guys want for Valentine's Day? I never know what to buy for a guy. The singing barbershop quartet I bought for Willes last year was definitely NOT a hit.
ms TTHOTUC gave me a collage of pictures of us in a nice frame. I like it... because I'd never do that on my own.
This is a good idea. :thumbs: :thumbs:
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are you the help? it's "my lady" not "me lady"
am i the help? :lol: are you a rough ridin' idiot? :lol:
hello me idiot, como cava? zut alors!
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http://joco913.com/news/barbershop-valentines-never-go-out-of-style-for-chorus/ (http://joco913.com/news/barbershop-valentines-never-go-out-of-style-for-chorus/)
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I really couldn't believe Willes didn't like it. It was something totally different. But he said everyone in his firm ribbed him about it for months. He acted like he liked it at the time, but this year, he pretty much said, don't do that again.
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:lol:
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I almost sent Willie the Wildcat to a friend of mine's work.
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What do you guys want for Valentine's Day? I never know what to buy for a guy. The singing barbershop quartet I bought for Willes last year was definitely NOT a hit.
ms TTHOTUC gave me a collage of pictures of us in a nice frame. I like it... because I'd never do that on my own.
This is a good idea. :thumbs: :thumbs:
yup, ms TTHOTUC is pretty great. now if we could get her to stop calling this blog a chat room :curse:
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What do you guys want for Valentine's Day? I never know what to buy for a guy. The singing barbershop quartet I bought for Willes last year was definitely NOT a hit.
ms TTHOTUC gave me a collage of pictures of us in a nice frame. I like it... because I'd never do that on my own.
This is a good idea. :thumbs: :thumbs:
yup, ms TTHOTUC is pretty great. now if we could get her to stop calling this blog a chat room :curse:
And if she could stop calling you an FP.
Also, Clams: :lol: :thumbs:
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I almost sent Willie the Wildcat to a friend of mine's work.
You can send him to mine. My girlfriend won't throw down the money for Willie, I asked. I begged. :frown:
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Ms. Wackysquawk hates my smelly shoes, so I think she's going to buy me some new nikes. Sometimes it pays to stink. :D
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Ms. Wackysquawk hates my smelly shoes, so I think she's going to buy me some new nikes. Sometimes it pays to stink. :D
I've noticed the Nike's handle the foot stink much better than Adidas, and I'm not even trolling here, it's true.
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Ms. Wackysquawk hates my smelly shoes, so I think she's going to buy me some new nikes. Sometimes it pays to stink. :D
I've noticed the Nike's handle the foot stink much better than Adidas, and I'm not even trolling here, it's true.
Good to know! :thumbs:
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What running shoe would you recommend? I think shoes are a really great idea, Wacky.
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What running shoe would you recommend? I think shoes are a really great idea, Wacky.
Nike's. I just don't know what kind. I'll be happy if that's what I get (I know i'll get them). Maybe see what he's interested in. Or check his style now and compare when shopping.
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the adidas springblades look crazy. but i don't want them if mocatGF is going to call them stinkblades
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:lol:
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Two things, 1 my opinions are based on soccer shoes from like the late 90's so crap might have changed!
2 my wife says Nike running shoes suck, she likes Asics but others might prefer NB or that one other one Brooks.
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so wait, WG actually really did send a barbershop quartet to her fiance's place of business? i thought that was just a fantastic joke, but if it actually happened then i'm just :confused: about why in the world she would think that was a good idea.
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Also, Clams: :lol: :thumbs:
it's a stretch limo, plenty of room for 2 more in the carriage and the hot air ballon, pm if interested
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Is it too late to pool money and send oscar a Williegram?
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Also, Clams: :lol: :thumbs:
it's a stretch limo, plenty of room for 2 more in the carriage and the hot air ballon, pm if interested
Methinks melady and yours truly would be delighted.
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This thread did not deliver :curse: Here goes Sprac' to overspend on some Crap.
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This thread did not deliver :curse: Here goes Sprac' to overspend on some Crap.
did you not read the post about tricking her with a hair straightener or something? you'll be off the hook man!
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This thread did not deliver :curse: Here goes Sprac' to overspend on some Crap.
did you not read the post about tricking her with a hair straightener or something? you'll be off the hook man!
She has a newish one. A good one, too! Not likely to burn the place to the ground :(
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Who gets some crap straightener for under $50? Get a Chi or gtfo.
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This thread did not deliver :curse: Here goes Sprac' to overspend on some Crap.
did you not read the post about tricking her with a hair straightener or something? you'll be off the hook man!
She has a newish one. A good one, too! Not likely to burn the place to the ground :(
Flowers, dinner, maybe chocolate covered berries, pound town and move on bud.
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This thread did not deliver :curse: Here goes Sprac' to overspend on some Crap.
did you not read the post about tricking her with a hair straightener or something? you'll be off the hook man!
She has a newish one. A good one, too! Not likely to burn the place to the ground :(
Flowers, dinner, maybe chocolate covered berries, pound town and move on bud.
Yeah, good luck getting service providers to deliver flawlessly on their busiest, most over-extended day of the year. I'll do some flowers on the day before and dinner day before or after, but I also need dat X factor - something unexpected.
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This thread did not deliver :curse: Here goes Sprac' to overspend on some Crap.
did you not read the post about tricking her with a hair straightener or something? you'll be off the hook man!
She has a newish one. A good one, too! Not likely to burn the place to the ground :(
Flowers, dinner, maybe chocolate covered berries, pound town and move on bud.
Yeah, good luck getting service providers to deliver flawlessly on their busiest, most over-extended day of the year. I'll do some flowers on the day before and dinner day before or after, but I also need dat X factor - something unexpected.
Spracne, don't sweat it, just get her one of these:
http://youtu.be/6WmTlHvTSm4
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This thread did not deliver :curse: Here goes Sprac' to overspend on some Crap.
did you not read the post about tricking her with a hair straightener or something? you'll be off the hook man!
She has a newish one. A good one, too! Not likely to burn the place to the ground :(
Flowers, dinner, maybe chocolate covered berries, pound town and move on bud.
Yeah, good luck getting service providers to deliver flawlessly on their busiest, most over-extended day of the year. I'll do some flowers on the day before and dinner day before or after, but I also need dat X factor - something unexpected.
Spracne, don't sweat it, just get her one of these:
http://youtu.be/6WmTlHvTSm4
:lol:
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At first I was like :curse: what a worthless, outdated retort.
But then I was like, I could totally pretend I was trying to pull the old DIAB schtick, but then have something like tix to a ballet or exclusive Bob Schneider show in there instead of only my sexual organs :sdeek:
Or a Sephora gift card or a 10" jelly dong :drool:
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At first I was like :curse: what a worthless, outdated retort.
But then I was like, I could totally pretend I was trying to pull the old DIAB schtick, but then have something like tix to a ballet or exclusive Bob Schneider show in there instead of only my sexual organs :sdeek:
Or a Sephora gift card or a 10" jelly dong :drool:
"My sexual organs"? You have more than one?? :sdeek:
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At first I was like :curse: what a worthless, outdated retort.
But then I was like, I could totally pretend I was trying to pull the old DIAB schtick, but then have something like tix to a ballet or exclusive Bob Schneider show in there instead of only my sexual organs :sdeek:
Or a Sephora gift card or a 10" jelly dong :drool:
"My sexual organs"? You have more than one?? :sdeek:
You only have one? Which one?
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At first I was like :curse: what a worthless, outdated retort.
But then I was like, I could totally pretend I was trying to pull the old DIAB schtick, but then have something like tix to a ballet or exclusive Bob Schneider show in there instead of only my sexual organs :sdeek:
Or a Sephora gift card or a 10" jelly dong :drool:
go with a "Jack in the box". put it on like a DITB, but leave crank out for her to turn. also, replace Jack with a Dick. :thumbsup:
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so wait, WG actually really did send a barbershop quartet to her fiance's place of business? i thought that was just a fantastic joke, but if it actually happened then i'm just :confused: about why in the world she would think that was a good idea.
Who wants to pitch in to randomly send SD a singing quartet???
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I think a b-shop q-tet is right up sclams alley.
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Last year clams got a white stretch job and I saw him between dinner and the carriage ride. They had the most romantic tunes just blasting
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i told my wife back when we first started dating (obvs she wasn't my wife then) that i could either be a turd every other day of the year and go all out on valentines or be awesome year round and treat valentines like any other day. she wanted the latter so t's & p's to all you guys looking for valentines plans
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i told my wife back when we first started dating (obvs she wasn't my wife then) that i could either be a turd every other day of the year and go all out on valentines or be awesome year round and treat valentines like any other day. she wanted the latter so t's & p's to all you guys looking for valentines plans
I have found that ultimatums are excellent for a strong marriage! :lol:
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Last year clams got a white stretch job and I saw him between dinner and the carriage ride. They had the most romantic tunes just blasting
speaking of romantic tunes you missed the best part. when i picked up me lady that night, i stood outside her place wearing a brown trench coat and held my boom box above my head playing Peter Gabriel music like that scene from Say Anything. needless to say all the neighbors were taking pictures and high fiving and stuff.
it's kind of like, i take valentines day as a personal challenge to get as classy and romantic as a person has ever gotten. anyone who knows me knows that i go 110% every single day when i do personal challenges. i turn up the class to blast and the romance to 150%.
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i told my wife back when we first started dating (obvs she wasn't my wife then) that i could either be a turd every other day of the year and go all out on valentines or be awesome year round and treat valentines like any other day. she wanted the latter so t's & p's to all you guys looking for valentines plans
I have found that ultimatums are excellent for a strong marriage! :lol:
me too, considering the whole concept of marriage is based on a set of ultimatums :ROFL:
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i told my wife back when we first started dating (obvs she wasn't my wife then) that i could either be a turd every other day of the year and go all out on valentines or be awesome year round and treat valentines like any other day. she wanted the latter so t's & p's to all you guys looking for valentines plans
I have found that ultimatums are excellent for a strong marriage! :lol:
me too, considering the whole concept of marriage is based on a set of ultimatums :ROFL:
Hey! ohhh, snap.
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so wait, WG actually really did send a barbershop quartet to her fiance's place of business? i thought that was just a fantastic joke, but if it actually happened then i'm just :confused: about why in the world she would think that was a good idea.
Yes, I did. I thought it would be original and kind of fun. I was wrong. Originally, I was trying to find a naughty nurse type singing telegram like in Ferris Bueller's Day Off, but I came across that group that does singing Valentine's and thought, he likes big band era music (kind of) so it might be cute. He didn't think it was all that cute.
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i would have been so embarrassed if you did that to me, good grief
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i would have been so embarrassed if you did that to me, good grief
Yep. I'm an idiot.
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in your defense, you said he likes big band era music (kind of). after you dropped that bomb on us, all bets are off.
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Just decided. Snow tubing.
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I've got the only gf in the world who hates red roses. "They're not a orignal!" :blah: Now I get to blow $50 tomorrow on some set of flowers that I won't even know if she'll like. Oh and they'll die in a week. :jerk: Such a dumbass tradition.
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I've got the only gf in the world who hates red roses. "They're not a orignal!" :blah: Now I get to blow $50 tomorrow on some set of flowers that I won't even know if she'll like them. Oh and they'll die in a week. :jerk: Such a dumbass tradition.
"hi, id like to buy some flowers for my girlfriend for valentines day."
"sure, what would you like?"
"well, shes already got a vase so I don't need that. im looking to spend about $40. can we start with some gerber daisies and then you can fill the rest up with whatever you think looks good?"
"sure. that'll be $40. what time would you like to pick them up?"
youre welcome.
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:lol:
Thanks, bud! I think she wants them sent to her work tho. You know how girls love that attention and want to make other girls jealous that she's got a guy and they don't. Gotta add the delivery charge.
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in your defense, you said he likes big band era music (kind of). after you dropped that bomb on us, all bets are off.
yeah, that was a key piece of info that doesn't look NEEEEAAAARRRRRLY as bad.
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It's still pretty awful, though. :lol:
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If my wife did that I would hate it and love it. Its like a prank and that would be a real zinger.
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:lol:
Thanks, bud! I think she wants them sent to her work tho. You know how girls love that attention and want to make other girls jealous that she's got a guy and they don't. Gotta add the delivery charge.
take them over on your lunch break then. or leave work an hour early to go give them to her. why would you pay someone to deliver them? make them other girls jealous by wearing something nice and delivering them yourself. grab a vase from her apartment or borrow one from someone for the time being to put them in. idk... get creative. its not difficult. but don't say buying the flowers is tough. every year thousands of guys call the florist and say "idc. you pick the flowers just make them alive and not sad."
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Good Call! I'll probably get them tonight and deliver them in the morning on my way to work. You just saved me $20. I owe you a drink. :D
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soooooo the last 2 years my wifes bff has been dumped by her bf on the week leading up to valentines. it gets worse, same guy. it gets even worser, her birthday is the 15th
don't be that guy
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soooooo the last 2 years my wifes bff has been dumped by her bf on the week leading up to valentines. it gets worse, same guy. it gets even worser, her birthday is the 15th
don't be that guy
omg
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soooooo the last 2 years my wifes bff has been dumped by her bf on the week leading up to valentines. it gets worse, same guy. it gets even worser, her birthday is the 15th
don't be that guy
Your wife's bff is a nuclear powered dumbass for getting back together with him
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He's probably still sexing her up during this break as well. One of those type of dumb girls. :lol:
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soooooo the last 2 years my wifes bff has been dumped by her bf on the week leading up to valentines. it gets worse, same guy. it gets even worser, her birthday is the 15th
don't be that guy
Your wife's bff is a nuclear powered dumbass for getting back together with him
it's really weird because she's really smart, nurse practitioner that had multiple job offers when she got out of school but her common sense is on a whole nother level
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soooooo the last 2 years my wifes bff has been dumped by her bf on the week leading up to valentines. it gets worse, same guy. it gets even worser, her birthday is the 15th
don't be that guy
Your wife's bff is a nuclear powered dumbass for getting back together with him
it's really weird because she's really smart, nurse practitioner that had multiple job offers when she got out of school but her common sense is on a whole nother level
I used to date that girl. Just couldn't respect her.
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that guy is probably alpha of all the alphas
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so wait, WG actually really did send a barbershop quartet to her fiance's place of business? i thought that was just a fantastic joke, but if it actually happened then i'm just :confused: about why in the world she would think that was a good idea.
Yes, I did. I thought it would be original and kind of fun. I was wrong. Originally, I was trying to find a naughty nurse type singing telegram like in Ferris Bueller's Day Off, but I came across that group that does singing Valentine's and thought, he likes big band era music (kind of) so it might be cute. He didn't think it was all that cute.
I told my GF I wanted a horn section to follow me around for a day so I could go "Hit me" and they would all play. Been saying it for years now and still come up empty on valentines day. Would love to drop some knowledge in a meeting, throw out a "hit me two times" and walk out.
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Flower update:
Picked out a set of flowers (non roses, cause she doesn't think they're original... etc. :curse:) at Hy vee over lunch. They're sitting in the back of my car right now. 3 different kinds of flowers and the vase all equaled out to $21.23. I will deliver them to hallmark (where she works and make all of this crap, I mean, I should have just got her a gift card to her own place :curse:) tomorrow and surprise her. :gocho: Thanks Tonya!
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soooooo the last 2 years my wifes bff has been dumped by her bf on the week leading up to valentines. it gets worse, same guy. it gets even worser, her birthday is the 15th
don't be that guy
Your wife's bff is a nuclear powered dumbass for getting back together with him
it's really weird because she's really smart, nurse practitioner that had multiple job offers when she got out of school but her common sense is on a whole nother level
She is ugly/heavy. Both probably. Thus, awful self esteem and this dude has it pegged
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hyvee floral is BITB. I like to think of myself as the steve dave of flowers.
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Flower update:
Picked out a set of flowers (non roses, cause she doesn't think they're original... etc. :curse:) at Hy vee over lunch. They're sitting in the back of my car right now. 3 different kinds of flowers and the vase all equaled out to $21.23. I will deliver them to hallmark (where she works and make all of this crap, I mean, I should have just got her a gift card to her own place :curse:) tomorrow and surprise her. :gocho: Thanks Tonya!
Why are you doing this the day before Valentines day?
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Flower update:
Picked out a set of flowers (non roses, cause she doesn't think they're original... etc. :curse:) at Hy vee over lunch. They're sitting in the back of my car right now. 3 different kinds of flowers and the vase all equaled out to $21.23. I will deliver them to hallmark (where she works and make all of this crap, I mean, I should have just got her a gift card to her own place :curse:) tomorrow and surprise her. :gocho: Thanks Tonya!
Why are you doing this the day before Valentines day?
shhhh. this is going to be good.
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We decided to celebrate it tomorrow, cause we feel like it's going to be crazy out on Friday/The real Valentines. We thought tomorrow would be better and we can do whatever we want on Friday night. :dunno: I mean, it is what it is I guess.
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We decided to celebrate it tomorrow, cause we feel like it's going to be crazy out on Friday/The real Valentines. We thought tomorrow would be better and we can do whatever we want on Friday night. :dunno: I mean, it is what it is I guess.
Lots of we's there, fanman. Shoulda already had reservations for Friday without consulting her.
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We decided to celebrate it tomorrow, cause we feel like it's going to be crazy out on Friday/The real Valentines. We thought tomorrow would be better and we can do whatever we want on Friday night. :dunno: I mean, it is what it is I guess.
alright, new plan! celebrate tomorrow but give the flowers on valentines day unless you want the entire hallmark office to think you are the biggest idiot on the planet. take those flowers and put them somewhere in your apartment near a window. give them the food tomorrow before you leave for work so they don't die before you make the hallmark janitor do an extra mop job in ms wackys office space. go to the nearest hyvee/floral shop before you go to dinner tomorrow and get a single red rose to give to her before dinner. on ACTUAL REAL VALENTINES DAY bring the flowers to her office. smile.
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:lol: :thumbs:
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other idea: bring valentines day flowers on valentines day eve to her office and have her coworker supposed to be jelly girlfriends laugh at how her boyfriend cant remember when valentines day is. beg for sex after work because you are a dumb-dumb who screwed up valentines day.
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Send her a singing telegram on V-day, Wacky.
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:runaway:
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if anyone elses needs advice on when valentines day is just pm me.
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if anyone elses needs advice on when valentines day is just pm me.
Is this a serious offer?
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if anyone elses needs advice on when valentines day is just pm me.
do i have to pm you, or can we just hash it out right here right now
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I'm taking my GF to Mexico and leaving on the 24th. Is this over Valentines Day?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah... Why you losers are dealing with the chaos of Friday night on the plaza, i'll be kicking back with a fine cigar and some Jameson on the rocks at home. :gocho:
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We decided to celebrate it tomorrow, cause we feel like it's going to be crazy out on Friday/The real Valentines. We thought tomorrow would be better and we can do whatever we want on Friday night. :dunno: I mean, it is what it is I guess.
But, what difference does actually taking flowers to her office in the morning have to do with it "being crazy out"? Do you think the elevators at her office will be packed to capacity on Friday or something?
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IDk. I'll probably scratch that. I'm going to put them in her car tonight. So when she opens her car door the next morning, BOOM! Flowers and a card right in your face. Also, she doesn't have to get embarrassed by her coworkers.
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I'm taking my GF to Mexico and leaving on the 24th. Is this over Valentines Day?
Probs taking the gf to Chipotle on Friday night, maybe Manny's if she's lucky. Similar!
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What if your wife/gf buys you stuff/takes you out for dinner on VD Wacky???? What do you have to say about that?
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstream1.gifsoup.com%2Fview2%2F1637154%2Fi-dunno-o.gif&hash=1d3f627cab205a9bbc4c589c0f41e54a93629ff4)
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THIS ALL DOESN'T MAKE SENSE YOU GUYS. I KNOW IT! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME??? I'M A GOOF! MELTING DOWN!!!! :runaway:
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soooooo the last 2 years my wifes bff has been dumped by her bf on the week leading up to valentines. it gets worse, same guy. it gets even worser, her birthday is the 15th
don't be that guy
Your wife's bff is a nuclear powered dumbass for getting back together with him
it's really weird because she's really smart, nurse practitioner that had multiple job offers when she got out of school but her common sense is on a whole nother level
She is ugly/heavy. Both probably. Thus, awful self esteem and this dude has it pegged
this is a head scratcher but no, not in the least. 5'6" probably 115 and uncomfortable to go to the pool with with my wife because there's a good chance i'll get caught looking. truly gifted in all areas except love and common sense
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IDk. I'll probably scratch that. I'm going to put them in her car tonight. So when she opens her car door the next morning, BOOM! Flowers and a card right in your face. Also, she doesn't have to get embarrassed by her coworkers.
are you serious?
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I'm taking my GF to Mexico and leaving on the 24th. Is this over Valentines Day?
Probs taking the gf to Chipotle on Friday night, maybe Manny's if she's lucky. Similar!
Margaritas bro!
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IDk. I'll probably scratch that. I'm going to put them in her car tonight. So when she opens her car door the next morning, BOOM! Flowers and a card right in your face. Also, she doesn't have to get embarrassed by her coworkers.
are you serious?
Maybe! :buh-bye:
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THIS ALL DOESN'T MAKE SENSE YOU GUYS. I KNOW IT! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME??? I'M A GOOF! MELTING DOWN!!!! :runaway:
Do whatever you want, WackySquawk08. I'm sure that WackySquawk08GF will appreciate the gesture no matter what it is. And you'll probably get laid either way
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fanning, the only reason girls like flowers is because they make other girls jealous. giving them to her privately is a huge waste.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah... Why you losers are dealing with the chaos of Friday night on the plaza, i'll be kicking back with a fine cigar and some Jameson on the rocks at home. :gocho:
You'll need a full bottle to deal with your sobbing/crying hysterically gf.
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the flowers wouldn't survive the cold, wackman
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IDk. I'll probably scratch that. I'm going to put them in her car tonight. So when she opens her car door the next morning, BOOM! Flowers and a card right in your face. Also, she doesn't have to get embarrassed by her coworkers.
Girls love to be embarrassed like that in front of their coworkers. All the attention and they get to brag on their boyfriend, perfect.
Wear a long sleeve button down (no undershirt, half unbuttoned) and leather pants. Boombox (remember plenty of D batteries) blaring the Patrick Swayze song from Dirty Dancing (another option is "Put it in my Mouth" by Akinyele). Give her 11 roses to let her know that she needs to act right if she wants #12.
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fanning, the only reason girls like flowers is because they make other girls jealous. giving them to her privately is a huge waste.
UNLESS, you do the car thing, and then she thinks "wow, well... i guess at least he tried, but it should would have been great to make my friends jealous. what a goof", and then you ALSO deliver flowers to her work and then she's doubly surprised.
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:lol: Great work you guys!
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Is this thread a safe place for brainstorming?
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Wacky, give the flowers to your girl at work on Thursday (so the co-workers will see). On the card write something about how you wanted her to be able to enjoy them longer so you gave them early.
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The lesson we can all learn from this thread is that all women are exactly the same.
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Wacky, give the flowers to your girl at work on Thursday (so the co-workers will see). On the card write something about how you wanted her to be able to enjoy them longer so you gave them early.
:thumbs: Amazing stuff right here!
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THIS ALL DOESN'T MAKE SENSE YOU GUYS. I KNOW IT! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME??? I'M A GOOF! MELTING DOWN!!!! :runaway:
The good news is you can dump her and get back together with her saturday. She seems to be cool with that
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don't listen to mrs gooch. her big feet trample every flower gooch has ever given her.
you wanna give her flowers in her cold car the morning before valentines day when youre not even around, be my guest. just make sure to post the aftermath in the Master Dating Thread or this thread so I can be all "I told you so wacky you big stupid rough ridin' idiot."
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soooooo the last 2 years my wifes bff has been dumped by her bf on the week leading up to valentines. it gets worse, same guy. it gets even worser, her birthday is the 15th
don't be that guy
Your wife's bff is a nuclear powered dumbass for getting back together with him
it's really weird because she's really smart, nurse practitioner that had multiple job offers when she got out of school but her common sense is on a whole nother level
She is ugly/heavy. Both probably. Thus, awful self esteem and this dude has it pegged
this is a head scratcher but no, not in the least. 5'6" probably 115 and uncomfortable to go to the pool with with my wife because there's a good chance i'll get caught looking. truly gifted in all areas except love and common sense
ugly
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Yeah, yeah, yeah... Why you losers are dealing with the chaos of Friday night on the plaza, i'll be kicking back with a fine cigar and some Jameson on the rocks at home. :gocho:
"oh hey baby. yeah, its valentines day but I took care of that crap yesterday, today im just going to get a little buzz going and puff on this Cuban by myself. youre welcome to have a hit if you want. oh, you don't want to smoke a cigar because you don't want to smell like an ashtray when were getting it on later? oh, whats that? were not getting it on later because im too big a moron to deliver flowers myself on actual valentines day? hmph. guess theres always next year. lemme know when the laundry is all done so I can piss some of this booze out all over it at 4 am. thanks. love you!"
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wackster im just joshing you. do what you want. im sure shell love it, its all about the gesture.
just... do valentines day the cheesy way and if she says she didn't care for it to be such a big deal, take it more casual the next time.
don't be this guy:
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/an-3FPobJbJ2hu4u/the_break_up_2006_marital_argument_part_2_2/ (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/an-3FPobJbJ2hu4u/the_break_up_2006_marital_argument_part_2_2/)
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dump her, see if you can't get someone better friday night (which will be one of the best nights for a single dude on the plaza in decades) and then call her up saturday morning and tell her you think it can work out.
BOOM
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I'm taking my GF to Mexico and leaving on the 24th. Is this over Valentines Day?
Probs taking the gf to Chipotle on Friday night, maybe Manny's if she's lucky. Similar!
what time are we going?! :excited:
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dump her, see if you can't get someone better friday night (which will be one of the best nights for a single dude on the plaza in decades) and then call her up saturday morning and tell her you think it can work out.
BOOM
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Recipe for "lets stay in on Vday"
Her favorite bottle of wine
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Her favorite finger foods (fancy cheese and crackers, sushi, apps you can reheat from a place she likes)
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box of Panache or Christopher Elbow chocolates for dessert
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non-stop ticket to poundtown
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Recipe for "lets stay in on Vday"
Her favorite bottle of wine
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Her favorite finger foods (fancy cheese and crackers, sushi, apps you can reheat from a place she likes)
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box of Panache or Christopher Elbow chocolates for dessert
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non-stop ticket to poundtown
This is a fool-proof winner! I have executed this exact plan for the last 5 years and all 5 girls said the really loved it! In fact, they were all crying in the last step because they were so overwhelmed!
FYP
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Wacky I think you should do mrs gooch's idea. Good luck :thumbsup:
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Wacky I think you should do mrs gooch's idea. Good luck :thumbsup:
Oh, I am! :thumbs: Thanks bud!
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Last year, I commissioned an artist to create a painting of her dog. Looking back, that was probably a huge mistake... :curse:
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Last year, I commissioned an artist to create a painting of her dog. Looking back, that was probably a huge mistake... :curse:
:lol:
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http://vidcy.com/what-if-guys-and-girls-changed-roles-valentines-day/
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No cupcakes
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My valentine just saw a Papa Murphy's commercial and expressed serious interest in the heart shaped pizza.
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so wait, WG actually really did send a barbershop quartet to her fiance's place of business? i thought that was just a fantastic joke, but if it actually happened then i'm just :confused: about why in the world she would think that was a good idea.
Yes, I did. I thought it would be original and kind of fun. I was wrong. Originally, I was trying to find a naughty nurse type singing telegram like in Ferris Bueller's Day Off, but I came across that group that does singing Valentine's and thought, he likes big band era music (kind of) so it might be cute. He didn't think it was all that cute.
I told my GF I wanted a horn section to follow me around for a day so I could go "Hit me" and they would all play. Been saying it for years now and still come up empty on valentines day. Would love to drop some knowledge in a meeting, throw out a "hit me two times" and walk out.
YES!
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My valentine just saw a Papa Murphy's commercial and expressed serious interest in the heart shaped pizza.
:blindfold:
Hey man, $10 for a pizza instead of $100 for a nice restaurant. Could be worse :dunno:
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My valentine just saw a Papa Murphy's commercial and expressed serious interest in the heart shaped pizza.
:blindfold:
Hey man, $10 for a pizza instead of $100 for a nice restaurant. Could be worse :dunno:
Pizza. Deal done, and a happy Valentine.
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My valentine just saw a Papa Murphy's commercial and expressed serious interest in the heart shaped pizza.
:blindfold:
Hey man, $10 for a pizza instead of $100 for a nice restaurant. Could be worse :dunno:
Pizza. Deal done, and a happy Valentine.
I was going to say, this sound like an open and shut case "Hey honey, will you purchase dirt cheap meal for valentine's day and use the leftover cash to buy an extra bottle of wine so we can just stay in and get hammered for our trip to pound town?"
I like to cook, and mumped up my first V-day with FreundinSonntag. rough ridin' lobster. Never made it, was kinda excited to try but don't eff with lobster guys. Got to go pick it up the day of (Cause dillon's is awesome to visit on V-Day) and then you get the joy of having purchased the least ready to eat food in the supermarket. Plus, expectations are super crazy from then until forever.
Salmon, white wine, hot tub dip. Thats my plan going in.
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You're such a dork dlew
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Last year, I commissioned an artist to create a painting of her dog. Looking back, that was probably a huge mistake... :curse:
Where is the painting now?
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Last year, I commissioned an artist to create a painting of her dog. Looking back, that was probably a huge mistake... :curse:
Where is the painting now?
:facepalm:
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Last year, I commissioned an artist to create a painting of her dog. Looking back, that was probably a huge mistake... :curse:
Where is the painting now?
:facepalm:
Check this, it's on the wall!
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Last year, I commissioned an artist to create a painting of her dog. Looking back, that was probably a huge mistake... :curse:
Where is the painting now?
:facepalm:
Check this, it's on the wall!
Pictures or it didnt happen
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The GF works tomorrow night(nurse) so I cooked her valentines dinner last night.
Spinach stuffed chicken breast with Sautéed vegetables and rice pilaf. Served with a bottle of wine, a box of chocolates and some flowers.
Then we watched Murica kick ass at the Olympics!
She even got me a present! It's one of those ice cube trays that makes giant ice cube blocks for your whiskey!
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:thumbs: Good job, Ben Ji! Also, That's a very thoughtful present by her. :D
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My valentine just saw a Papa Murphy's commercial and expressed serious interest in the heart shaped pizza.
:blindfold:
oh man she sounds perfect. :lol: :lol:
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She was surprised with my delivery today. I used Mrs. Gooch's advice with the sappy "I wanted you to be able to enjoy the flowers a day longer, etc. etc." I'm getting her favorite wine for tonight and trying to decide what i'm going to cook. Hmmm....
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She was surprised with my delivery today. I used Mrs. Gooch's advice with the sappy "I wanted you to be able to enjoy the flowers a day longer, etc. etc." I'm getting her favorite wine for tonight and trying to decide what i'm going to cook. Hmmm....
:buh-bye:
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:shakesfist:
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So you are avoiding the V-Day rush by staying home the night before V-Day? :Crazy:
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St Patty's day is almost here, but I am going to avoid all of the nonsense and stay home tonight.
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:don'tcare:
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She was surprised with my delivery today. I used Mrs. Gooch's advice with the sappy "I wanted you to be able to enjoy the flowers a day longer, etc. etc." I'm getting her favorite wine for tonight and trying to decide what i'm going to cook. Hmmm....
:thumbs:
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'stone and bigfoot, what are you doing for V-day?
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just don't be like this guy!
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My valentine just saw a Papa Murphy's commercial and expressed serious interest in the heart shaped pizza.
:blindfold:
oh man she sounds perfect. :lol: :lol:
:shakesfist:
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Well, I think a curated art piece sounds very thoughtful. :don'tcare:
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Easy Valentine's Day advice: Write her a card about why you like her and maybe draw a cute picture. Maybe accompany it with a flower or chocolate or something, but honestly, a card with some heartfelt sentiment is a cheap way to do something romantic that anybody will like!
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I'm not expecting anything for VD and I'm not giving anything for VD either.
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I'm not expecting anything for VD and I'm not giving anything for VD either.
pretty std practice in the gooch household eh?
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Easy Valentine's Day advice: Write her a card about why you like her and maybe draw a cute picture. Maybe accompany it with a flower or chocolate or something, but honestly, a card with some heartfelt sentiment is a cheap way to do something romantic that anybody will like!
homerun advice
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'stone and bigfoot, what are you doing for V-day?
heart shaped pizza from papa murphys and some wine.
got a guy at work whose last day is tomorrow so we will binge in the afternoon, will be pretty pak'd
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I'm not expecting anything for VD and I'm not giving anything for VD either.
pretty std practice in the gooch household eh?
I mean when someone doesn't even give you a cake thread for your birthday do you really expect them to acknowledge Valentine's Day?
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I mean when someone doesn't even give you a cake thread for your birthday do you really expect them to acknowledge Valentine's Day?
anniversary, tho :lol:
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Sounds to me that what you are really getting for Valentine's Day is disappointment
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I'm not expecting anything for VD and I'm not giving anything for VD either.
Gooch, IT'S A TRAP!
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Sounds to me that what you are really getting for Valentine's Day is disappointment
No, I really don't care. He cooks delicious dinners about 51% of the time and the other 49% we go out to eat; so neither him cooking or taking me out to dinner would really be all that different than usual. Also I'm at the point that spending money on something that each other may not want is a waste (especially when we are spending from the same account).
I really just wanted to bring up the lack of cake thread again.
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Jesus rough ridin' Christ Gooch get the woman a goddamned cake! :shakesfist:
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I'm not expecting anything for VD and I'm not giving anything for VD either.
pretty std practice in the gooch household eh?
heh
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I'm not expecting anything for VD and I'm not giving anything for VD either.
pretty std practice in the gooch household eh?
heh
very spracnesqe post
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Jesus rough ridin' Christ Gooch get the woman a goddamned cake! :shakesfist:
Too late now. Have to wait til next year.
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Sounds to me that what you are really getting for Valentine's Day is disappointment
No, I really don't care. He cooks delicious dinners about 51% of the time and the other 49% we go out to eat; so neither him cooking or taking me out to dinner would really be all that different than usual. Also I'm at the point that spending money on something that each other may not want is a waste (especially when we are spending from the same account).
I really just wanted to bring up the lack of cake thread again.
Good. My main concern was just that he apparently got you the same thing for your birthday
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I'm not expecting anything for VD and I'm not giving anything for VD either.
pretty std practice in the gooch household eh?
heh
very spracnesqe post
I was going to ejaculate praise when I read that post, but I see I came too late.
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:lol:
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Probably going to need something now. Happy hour yesterday went from a couple beers to getting to her house at 10:30 when I was supposed to be there by dinnerish. Already got her a gift and we decided not to go out to eat tonight since we went out Wed. She bought herself flowers for her apt...
Also, I am pretty hungover right now.
:facepalm:
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Probably going to need something now. Happy hour yesterday went from a couple beers to getting to her house at 10:30 when I was supposed to be there by dinnerish. Already got her a gift and we decided not to go out to eat tonight since we went out Wed. She bought herself flowers for her apt...
Also, I am pretty hungover right now.
:facepalm:
flee the country
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looks like Boom Roasted is about to join the Master Dating Thread. T&P's.
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Probably going to need something now. Happy hour yesterday went from a couple beers to getting to her house at 10:30 when I was supposed to be there by dinnerish. Already got her a gift and we decided not to go out to eat tonight since we went out Wed. She bought herself flowers for her apt...
Also, I am pretty hungover right now.
:facepalm:
If she is the one, then do what you gotta do, but if you don't think she is the one, you may as well cut bait. Sometimes Happy Hour helps define the other parts of your life. Maybe this was the case last evening?
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Probably going to need something now. Happy hour yesterday went from a couple beers to getting to her house at 10:30 when I was supposed to be there by dinnerish. Already got her a gift and we decided not to go out to eat tonight since we went out Wed. She bought herself flowers for her apt...
Also, I am pretty hungover right now.
:facepalm:
good grief, man
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should have hired TTHOTUC consulting. I would have swept over there in an instant with a few bros pretending to be a barber shop quartet*
*second thought probably not a good idea. emawblast will try to bang anything with a pulse. its a good thing we didn't go.
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Probably going to need something now. Happy hour yesterday went from a couple beers to getting to her house at 10:30 when I was supposed to be there by dinnerish. Already got her a gift and we decided not to go out to eat tonight since we went out Wed. She bought herself flowers for her apt...
Also, I am pretty hungover right now.
:facepalm:
i did something like this in college and was in trouble for like, ever
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should have hired TTHOTUC consulting. I would have swept over there in an instant with a few bros pretending to be a barber shop quartet*
*second thought probably not a good idea. emawblast will try to bang anything with a pulse. its a good thing we didn't go.
there's a scene in some movie where the guy hires a real dick head to go hit on his girl to make her realize how great he is, or something. i think we (TTHOTUC consulting) could have gone that route.
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Probably going to need something now. Happy hour yesterday went from a couple beers to getting to her house at 10:30 when I was supposed to be there by dinnerish. Already got her a gift and we decided not to go out to eat tonight since we went out Wed. She bought herself flowers for her apt...
Also, I am pretty hungover right now.
:facepalm:
If she is the one, then do what you gotta do, but if you don't think she is the one, you may as well cut bait. Sometimes Happy Hour helps define the other parts of your life. Maybe this was the case last evening?
I believe she is the one so this is going to need some mending. Happy hour was one I felt somewhat obligated to hang around at for a while because it was for a big client. Then things started winding down and there was a guy that is getting ready to leave so I was catching up with him and then my boss was still there. And we were having a pretty darn good time.
Certainly shouldnt have went with Tank 7 for my first 3. Those things hit pretty hard. And I guess whiskey wasn't my best choice either.
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Probably going to need something now. Happy hour yesterday went from a couple beers to getting to her house at 10:30 when I was supposed to be there by dinnerish. Already got her a gift and we decided not to go out to eat tonight since we went out Wed. She bought herself flowers for her apt...
Also, I am pretty hungover right now.
:facepalm:
If she is the one, then do what you gotta do, but if you don't think she is the one, you may as well cut bait. Sometimes Happy Hour helps define the other parts of your life. Maybe this was the case last evening?
I believe she is the one so this is going to need some mending. Happy hour was one I felt somewhat obligated to hang around at for a while because it was for a big client. Then things started winding down and there was a guy that is getting ready to leave so I was catching up with him and then my boss was still there. And we were having a pretty darn good time.
Certainly shouldnt have went with Tank 7 for my first 3. Those things hit pretty hard. And I guess whiskey wasn't my best choice either.
*for a new company
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those are all legitimate reasons. you should explain to your girlfriend that you felt like you should put your job ahead of her. she will understand. this is a good hierarchy that every woman understands.
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did you text or call her and let her know you wouldn't be there for dinner?
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Yes but might have said I would be there soon about 2 hours before I actually showed up. Man, this just looking worse and worse.
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T's & P's, BR. :frown:
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BR time to cash in some miles and take her to San Diego for a weekend.
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Last night went well you guys. We got caught up on Vaderpump Rules (Shoutout to my boy, 'Clams) and made apps together. It was really good. I've got leftovers ass well. We made buffalo ranch chicken. :love: Also, kind of hungover today.
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Yes but might have said I would be there soon about 2 hours before I actually showed up. Man, this just looking worse and worse.
if it makes you feel any better, today won't be the worst of it. it'll be casually brought up in unrelated discussions for years until she dies
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leftovers ass
:sdeek:
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:lol: whoops!
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Yes but might have said I would be there soon about 2 hours before I actually showed up. Man, this just looking worse and worse.
Yeah you should never commit to when you are going to be back from drinking with the guys. It just makes the women more mad when you don't adhere to your commitment. Just say you aren't sure how late you'll be.
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When I was in radio. I use to "date" a girl that would tell me she would meet me at a certain time and showed up like 4 hours later (coked out of her mind) all the time. She ended up cheating on me with Johnny Dare and popped out two children and has two baby daddies. I don't like this path/life style for you, BR. :frown:
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Gross. Please tell me you didn't hook up with her after her experience with Johnny Dare. :barf:
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Yes but might have said I would be there soon about 2 hours before I actually showed up. Man, this just looking worse and worse.
All of this is perfectly normal for a earner. She will get over it. if she can't, your life with her will be hell and you will get divorced so judge her by what she does
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Gross. Please tell me you didn't hook up with her after her experience with Johnny Dare. :barf:
No way. I've been cheated on twice in my life time (that I know of). I've never touched that human being afterwards. I would only be able to think of the other guy hammering home during the process. :buh-bye:
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Gross. Please tell me you didn't hook up with her after her experience with Johnny Dare. :barf:
No way. I've been cheated on twice in my life time. I've never touched that human being afterwards. I would only be able to think of the other guy hammering home during the process. :buh-bye:
VD averted. :billdance:
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Gross. Please tell me you didn't hook up with her after her experience with Johnny Dare. :barf:
No way. I've been cheated on twice in my life time. I've never touched that human being afterwards. I would only be able to think of the other guy hammering home during the process. :buh-bye:
You never touched her after you found out.
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lets stop talking about fanning and his terrible choices and talk about boom roasted getting boom roasted by his soon to be ex-girlfriend
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Gross. Please tell me you didn't hook up with her after her experience with Johnny Dare. :barf:
No way. I've been cheated on twice in my life time. I've never touched that human being afterwards. I would only be able to think of the other guy hammering home during the process. :buh-bye:
You never touched her after you found out.
No way. I got really butthurt.
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Gross. Please tell me you didn't hook up with her after her experience with Johnny Dare. :barf:
No way. I've been cheated on twice in my life time. I've never touched that human being afterwards. I would only be able to think of the other guy hammering home during the process. :buh-bye:
You never touched her after you found out.
No way. I got really butthurt.
My point is that maybe you banged her between when she banged the other guy and when you found out that she banged the other guy.
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Gross. Please tell me you didn't hook up with her after her experience with Johnny Dare. :barf:
No way. I've been cheated on twice in my life time. I've never touched that human being afterwards. I would only be able to think of the other guy hammering home during the process. :buh-bye:
You never touched her after you found out.
No way. I got really butthurt.
My point is that maybe you banged her between when she banged the other guy and when you found out that she banged the other guy.
:users:
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leftovers ass
:sdeek:
If it's really good, then you save some for later. :dunno:
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leftovers ass
:sdeek:
If it's really good, then you save some for later. :dunno:
My avi is pretty creepy when I make posts like that.
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Gross. Please tell me you didn't hook up with her after her experience with Johnny Dare. :barf:
No way. I've been cheated on twice in my life time. I've never touched that human being afterwards. I would only be able to think of the other guy hammering home during the process. :buh-bye:
You never touched her after you found out.
No way. I got really butthurt.
My point is that maybe you banged her between when she banged the other guy and when you found out that she banged the other guy.
Good point. Maybe I have. :frown: Great, all those years of moving on and you destroyed it in one post, Mrs. Gooch. My therapist is going to be so pissed. :shakesfist:
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leftovers ass
:sdeek:
If it's really good, then you save some for later. :dunno:
My avi is pretty creepy when I make posts like that.
:lol:
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Probably going to need something now. Happy hour yesterday went from a couple beers to getting to her house at 10:30 when I was supposed to be there by dinnerish. Already got her a gift and we decided not to go out to eat tonight since we went out Wed. She bought herself flowers for her apt...
Also, I am pretty hungover right now.
:facepalm:
i did something like this in college and was in trouble for like, ever
My KC bro went to the grocery store to get milk and ended up in Manhattan for a 'cats football game. STILL MARRIED!
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Guys, I scored the hottest ticket in town last night. Sold out show and virtually impossible to find on the secondary market. The only tickets left on stubhub were the worst in the joint and were going for $400/ea. Spent all day ctrl-r'ing on craigslist and found a guy whose gf got stuck on the east coast. Had a shady craigslist meetup, didn't get murdered and am like 99.9% sure I didn't get scammed. Pulled the old DIAB trick, only instead of The Big Ticket being in the box, there were actually big tickets. WoW!
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Guys, I scored the hottest ticket in town last night. Sold out show and virtually impossible to find on the secondary market. The only tickets left on stubhub were the worst in the joint and were going for $400/ea. Spent all day ctrl-r'ing on craigslist and found a guy whose gf got stuck on the east coast. Had a shady craigslist meetup, didn't get murdered and am like 99.9% sure I didn't get scammed. Pulled the old DIAB trick, only instead of The Big Ticket being in the box, there were actually big tickets. WoW!
Like bigger than 8.5 x 11? How big? Like ANSI D size big? :Wha:
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Yes but might have said I would be there soon about 2 hours before I actually showed up. Man, this just looking worse and worse.
if it makes you feel any better, today won't be the worst of it. it'll be casually brought up in unrelated discussions for years until she dies
yep, no doubt about it.
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Yes but might have said I would be there soon about 2 hours before I actually showed up. Man, this just looking worse and worse.
if it makes you feel any better, today won't be the worst of it. it'll be casually brought up in unrelated discussions for years until she dies
yep, no doubt about it.
I doubt staying late at a happy hour for a departing colleague will cast a pall on your relationship that persists for years. She'll get over it, and if she gives you any lip, just beat her with a sack of sweet Valencia oranges.
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lets stop talking about fanning and his terrible choices and talk about boom roasted getting boom roasted by his soon to be ex-girlfriend
Making progress though! Shes answering texts and not being too mad in them. Pretty sure i am going to stop by Thai Place on the way home from work and bring home her favorite meal from there.
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lets stop talking about fanning and his terrible choices and talk about boom roasted getting boom roasted by his soon to be ex-girlfriend
Making progress though! Shes answering texts and not being too mad in them. Pretty sure i am going to stop by Thai Place on the way home from work and bring home her favorite meal from there.
I think you are setting the bar too high already. What is going to happen when you pull this crap once you get married? It will make things much easier if she knows up front that you will lose track of time every once in awhile when drinking with buds/business associates. You should be cool as long as it doesn't turn into a frequent occurrence.
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lets stop talking about fanning and his terrible choices and talk about boom roasted getting boom roasted by his soon to be ex-girlfriend
Making progress though! Shes answering texts and not being too mad in them. Pretty sure i am going to stop by Thai Place on the way home from work and bring home her favorite meal from there.
You should have sent her flowers to her work like 4 hours ago, bud.
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lets stop talking about fanning and his terrible choices and talk about boom roasted getting boom roasted by his soon to be ex-girlfriend
Making progress though! Shes answering texts and not being too mad in them. Pretty sure i am going to stop by Thai Place on the way home from work and bring home her favorite meal from there.
You should have sent her flowers to her work like 4 hours ago, bud.
Would have but case worker and drives around visiting clients all day. I think it will be good.
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dippin' dots
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Gotcha. Get her a really cute card with a puppy on the front of it that looks really adorable and says "so sorry, I ruff you!" and it will be over in now time. :dustsoffhands: :gocho:
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Gotcha. Get her a really cute card with a puppy on the front of it that looks really adorable and says "so sorry, I ruff you!" and it will be over in now time. :dustsoffhands: :gocho:
or have emawblast go all dane cook on her. either one.
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whew, flowers made it. see you guys next year!
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lets stop talking about fanning and his terrible choices and talk about boom roasted getting boom roasted by his soon to be ex-girlfriend
Making progress though! Shes answering texts and not being too mad in them. Pretty sure i am going to stop by Thai Place on the way home from work and bring home her favorite meal from there.
while she's munching thai place, i suggest you eat dinner at the Y, might smooth things over a bit ;)
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:sdeek:
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lets stop talking about fanning and his terrible choices and talk about boom roasted getting boom roasted by his soon to be ex-girlfriend
Making progress though! Shes answering texts and not being too mad in them. Pretty sure i am going to stop by Thai Place on the way home from work and bring home her favorite meal from there.
while she's munching thai place, i suggest you eat dinner at the Y, might smooth things over a bit ;)
but where do the dippin' dots fit in?
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lets stop talking about fanning and his terrible choices and talk about boom roasted getting boom roasted by his soon to be ex-girlfriend
Making progress though! Shes answering texts and not being too mad in them. Pretty sure i am going to stop by Thai Place on the way home from work and bring home her favorite meal from there.
while she's munching thai place, i suggest you eat dinner at the Y, might smooth things over a bit ;)
but where do the dippin' dots fit in?
take it to the biology/human anatomy thread...
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Gift cert for spa/massage has been delivered. She is very happy. We are going to go get wings at The Peanut tonight. I get to eat Peanut wings and hopefully drink Guinness on tap.
I met her for the first time at the Peanut so I get romantical points for asking if we can go back there. :billdance:
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Gift cert for spa/massage has been delivered. She is very happy. We are going to go get wings at The Peanut tonight. I get to eat Peanut wings and hopefully drink Guinness on tap.
I met her for the first time at the Peanut so I get romantical points for asking if we can go back there. :billdance:
i feel pretty blessed that valentine's day falls on a friday so i can do my romantic duty and crash a lambda chi party tonight :excited:
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1 dozen flowers delivered to her work. She is happy. In another hour, 2 dozen more flowers delivered to her work. She is blown away. Coworkers insanely jealous. Everyone is happy (except coworkers boyfriends/husbands)
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Gift cert for spa/massage has been delivered. She is very happy. We are going to go get wings at The Peanut tonight. I get to eat Peanut wings and hopefully drink Guinness on tap.
I met her for the first time at the Peanut so I get romantical points for asking if we can go back there. :billdance:
I met Ms. wackysquawk at Sol Cantina, on a sunday funday porch outing. I wish it was nicer out. :frown: I also saw limestone one time on the porch of Sol Cantina when with Ms. wackysquawk. :surprised:
Also, nice job! :thumbs:
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1 dozen flowers delivered to her work. She is happy. In another hour, 2 dozen more flowers delivered to her work. She is blown away. Coworkers insanely jealous. Everyone is happy (except coworkers boyfriends/husbands)
Roses? or just "flowers" ? :dubious:
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Gift cert for spa/massage has been delivered. She is very happy. We are going to go get wings at The Peanut tonight. I get to eat Peanut wings and hopefully drink Guinness on tap.
I met her for the first time at the Peanut so I get romantical points for asking if we can go back there. :billdance:
I met Ms. wackysquawk at Sol Cantina, on a sunday funday porch outing. I wish it was nicer out. :frown: I also saw limestone one time on the porch of Sol Cantina when with Ms. wackysquawk. :surprised:
Also, nice job! :thumbs:
I smoked pot in a car one time in front of Sol Cantina at 3 o'clock in the afternoon.
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:thumbs: :lol:
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1 dozen flowers delivered to her work. She is happy. In another hour, 2 dozen more flowers delivered to her work. She is blown away. Coworkers insanely jealous. Everyone is happy (except coworkers boyfriends/husbands)
Roses? or just "flowers" ? :dubious:
Dozen red roses for the first one, the second one is 2 dozen multicolored roses.
Bouquet 1 for :blush: , Bouquet 2 for :billdance:
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chicat wins you guys.
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chicat wins you guys.
Didn't you hear that I scored uber-dope tickets to the most exclusive, biggest ticket in town? Black cards can't even get in.
I know, but what's this event? I can't confirm until then.
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chicat wins you guys.
Didn't you hear that I scored uber-dope tickets to the most exclusive, biggest ticket in town? Black cards can't even get in.
I know, but what's this event? I can't confirm until then.
Deleted my post, I didn't like how I was drawing attention away from chicat to myself. But since you asked:
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:sdeek: Oh, man. You definitely win! I would never want to sit through something like that. I'd just end in the relationship instead. 'Grats!
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:sdeek: Oh, man. You definitely win! I would never want to sit through something like that. I'd just end in the relationship instead. 'Grats!
People should shut their mouths when they don't know what they're talking about :dubious:
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:sdeek: Oh, man. You definitely win! I would never want to sit through something like that. I'd just end in the relationship instead. 'Grats!
People should shut their mouths when they don't know what they're talking about :dubious:
:dunno:
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:sdeek: Oh, man. You definitely win! I would never want to sit through something like that. I'd just end in the relationship instead. 'Grats!
People should shut their mouths when they don't know what they're talking about :dubious:
:dunno:
Let me try to put this in KC-terms. This is sort of like Garth Brooks doing a special, one-time-only event in collaboration w/ the ghost of John Williams in the most technologically advanced, yet most intimate venue in KC.
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Oh. :thumbs:
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chicat wins you guys.
Didn't you hear that I scored uber-dope tickets to the most exclusive, biggest ticket in town? Black cards can't even get in.
I know, but what's this event? I can't confirm until then.
Deleted my post, I didn't like how I was drawing attention away from chicat to myself. But since you asked:
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The flowers are what I did today. The real gift is a week long trip to Mexico. Enjoy your concert tho
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Safe travels to Mexico. Try not to lose your head.
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bob Schneider is really funny in the hot chick. wouldn't think he did orchestras though.
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GF's birthday is next week and I was told we're celebrating both this weekend. Greatest part? She's serious, no trickery here. Gonna fire up the grill tonight and let her taste my meat. She will also get to eat a steak. :gocho:
Gonna be a good 3-day weekend.
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GF's birthday is next week and I was told we're celebrating both this weekend. Greatest part? She's serious, no trickery here. Gonna fire up the grill tonight and let her taste my meat. She will also get to eat a steak. :gocho:
Gonna be a good 3-day weekend.
Lucky girl: "Happy birthday/v-day. Now, suck my dick and then I'll give you food."
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whew, flowers made it. see you guys next year!
off the hook!
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whew, flowers made it. see you guys next year!
off the hook!
won't get to see her today, so margin for error was pretty slim
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whew, flowers made it. see you guys next year!
off the hook!
won't get to see her today, so margin for error was pretty slim
don't let the chi omegas know :ohno:
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GF's birthday is next week and I was told we're celebrating both this weekend. Greatest part? She's serious, no trickery here. Gonna fire up the grill tonight and let her taste my meat. She will also get to eat a steak. :gocho:
Gonna be a good 3-day weekend.
Lucky girl: "Happy birthday/v-day. Now, suck my dick and then I'll give you food."
I like the order of priority here, but worry about her losing her appetite.
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GF's birthday is next week and I was told we're celebrating both this weekend. Greatest part? She's serious, no trickery here. Gonna fire up the grill tonight and let her taste my meat. She will also get to eat a steak. :gocho:
Gonna be a good 3-day weekend.
Lucky girl: "Happy birthday/v-day. Now, suck my dick and then I'll give you food."
What can I say? She's a keeper.
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GF's birthday is next week and I was told we're celebrating both this weekend. Greatest part? She's serious, no trickery here. Gonna fire up the grill tonight and let her taste my meat. She will also get to eat a steak. :gocho:
Gonna be a good 3-day weekend.
Lucky girl: "Happy birthday/v-day. Now, suck my dick and then I'll give you food."
This isn't a pun.
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Boom Roasted needs to post in the Master Dating thread a lot more. He's on his way to matching Wackycat in entertainment value.
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GF's birthday is next week and I was told we're celebrating both this weekend. Greatest part? She's serious, no trickery here. Gonna fire up the grill tonight and let her taste my meat. She will also get to eat a steak. :gocho:
Gonna be a good 3-day weekend.
Lucky girl: "Happy birthday/v-day. Now, suck my dick and then I'll give you food."
This isn't a pun.
Take it up w/ Dubya.
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GF's birthday is next week and I was told we're celebrating both this weekend. Greatest part? She's serious, no trickery here. Gonna fire up the grill tonight and let her taste my meat. She will also get to eat a steak. :gocho:
Gonna be a good 3-day weekend.
Lucky girl: "Happy birthday/v-day. Now, suck my dick and then I'll give you food."
This isn't a pun.
OMG MY THREE FAVORITE NON-WILDCATS ARGUING OVER WHICH ONE OF THEM IS MY FAVORITE! :lol:
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chicat wins you guys.
Didn't you hear that I scored uber-dope tickets to the most exclusive, biggest ticket in town? Black cards can't even get in.
I know, but what's this event? I can't confirm until then.
Deleted my post, I didn't like how I was drawing attention away from chicat to myself. But since you asked:
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fd2210jfsj4o1yk.cloudfront.net%2F_%2Fassets%2Fevent%2F_carousel%2FBob_website.jpg&hash=59c77d03cd4f97c45501036663747af783361316)
The flowers are what I did today. The real gift is a week long trip to Mexico. Enjoy your concert tho
yeah, I'm doing the Mexico thing too. Our house is already full of flowers, so she didn't need any...
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Ms. Wackysquawk got me a card from her dog and her dog got me a Boulevard Sixth Glass. Then Ms. wackysquawk got me two shirts from Halls (not cheap) and some jelly beans.
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Ms. Wackysquawk got me a card from her dog and her dog got me a Boulevard Sixth Glass. Then Ms. wackysquawk got me two shirts from Halls (not cheap) and some jelly beans.
Sounds like you need to make her Mrs. Wackysquawk. :th_twocents:
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Ooof. Just relived the nightmare that was my last valentine's day. Teleflora, you guys. Just the absolute worst.
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Luckily I get to put all this off until next weekend. :gocho:
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Ooof. Just relived the nightmare that was my last valentine's day. Teleflora, you guys. Just the absolute worst.
Details? I am always jumping around between these flower places and don't think I've ever been terribly impressed by any.
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Luckily I get to put all this off until next weekend. :gocho:
don't forget the ring
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Luckily I get to put all this off until next weekend. :gocho:
don't forget the ring
Goddammit, Tobias.
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Ooof. Just relived the nightmare that was my last valentine's day. Teleflora, you guys. Just the absolute worst.
Details? I am always jumping around between these flower places and don't think I've ever been terribly impressed by any.
teleflora doesn't really do anything themselves (in dlew's case, absolutely nothing) - just a large network of local B&M florists that handles (or doesn't handle) orders
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Ooof. Just relived the nightmare that was my last valentine's day. Teleflora, you guys. Just the absolute worst.
Details? I am always jumping around between these flower places and don't think I've ever been terribly impressed by any.
teleflora doesn't really do anything themselves (in dlew's case, absolutely nothing) - just a large network of local B&M florists that handles (or doesn't handle) orders
Basically, they biffed up a delivery that I had called for weeks in advance and double checked on the day before. When I received word that the flowers hadn't been delivered (from her) I called and learned they had the absolute worst customer service in the entire world.
Basically, the whole episode ended with me getting a refund (I denied their request to redeliver the flowers), filing a BBB complaint, and using ProFlowers.
Proflowers is absolutely the way to go.
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Ms. Wackysquawk got me a card from her dog and her dog got me a Boulevard Sixth Glass. Then Ms. wackysquawk got me two shirts from Halls (not cheap) and some jelly beans.
Jokes on you, Halls has an insane sale for closing to remodel, plus her hallmark discount, she didn't spend $20
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Going off dlews story I have learned to go directly to the flower store for the order. Just google flower shops in the area and call some directly to cut the middleman out.
On a side note I stopped sending flowers to my gf's work because she is a nurse and they just leave them at reception and she ends up getting them like 2 days later. 1/3 times they reached her the same day I scheduled them to be delivered.
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Ms. Wackysquawk got me a card from her dog and her dog got me a Boulevard Sixth Glass. Then Ms. wackysquawk got me two shirts from Halls (not cheap) and some jelly beans.
Jokes on you, Halls has an insane sale for closing to remodel, plus her hallmark discount, she didn't spend $20
Fine with me. :D One of the shirts is a checkered purple. Will be sporting that tomorrow, all day, son!
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Crisis averted. She loved Thai place surprise and a night watching movies. Headed out for drinks now :fatty:
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'grats BR!
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'Grats bud!
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Just got back from Kelly's. Got yelled at for giving my opinion on how her friend and bf were acting as a couple. Pretty sure she's 80% blacked out. Should clear itself in the am. Damnit she's fiesty!!
Side note- she remembered meeting Stevesie at station and doing angel shots and told that friend and bf about my "internet friends"
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yup, crisis averted. no negative consequences.
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Fuckin a dudes. Allegedly I called her the wrong name last night.
Tonight I apparently didn't defend her friend against her friends bf well enough so she literally went to sleep on the couch.
It will be ok
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It'll be ok. Just need to tell her you saw a neurologist and it turns out you had some weird 24-hr brain eating disease but he touched you on the shoulder and it's gone.
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Blame her
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Going off dlews story I have learned to go directly to the flower store for the order. Just google flower shops in the area and call some directly to cut the middleman out.
On a side note I stopped sending flowers to my gf's work because she is a nurse and they just leave them at reception and she ends up getting them like 2 days later. 1/3 times they reached her the same day I scheduled them to be delivered.
Maybe she's left them there and when you ask about it she makes up a story about them not getting to her.
Ever think she gets tired of the same ol tired effort of tired flowers on the same freakin day every year?
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Going off dlews story I have learned to go directly to the flower store for the order. Just google flower shops in the area and call some directly to cut the middleman out.
On a side note I stopped sending flowers to my gf's work because she is a nurse and they just leave them at reception and she ends up getting them like 2 days later. 1/3 times they reached her the same day I scheduled them to be delivered.
Maybe she's left them there and when you ask about it she makes up a story about them not getting to her.
Ever think she gets tired of the same ol tired effort of tired flowers on the same freakin day every year?
Pffft, same day? Bro, do you even birthday flower?
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Boom roasted, are you actually married and a KU fan? If so there is a 90% chance you may be married to my ex...
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Boom roasted, are you actually married and a KU fan? If so there is a 90% chance you may be married to my ex...
:horrorsurprise:
Nah she's a cat fan and I'm not married.
Would have been avoidable if I wasn't a fool on Thursday night. Oh well, things are better now
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Not judging, but your drinking may be affecting your personal relationships.
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Not judging, but your personal relationships may be affecting your drinking.
FYP
Priorities.
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Not judging, but your personal relationships may be affecting your drinking.
FYP
Priorities.
:thumbsup:
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Ms. Wackysquawk got me a card from her dog and her dog got me a Boulevard Sixth Glass. Then Ms. wackysquawk got me two shirts from Halls (not cheap) and some jelly beans.
Jokes on you, Halls has an insane sale for closing to remodel, plus her hallmark discount, she didn't spend $20
Fine with me. :D One of the shirts is a checkered purple. Will be sporting that tomorrow, all day, son!
its called gingham you downgrade
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Ms. Wackysquawk got me a card from her dog and her dog got me a Boulevard Sixth Glass. Then Ms. wackysquawk got me two shirts from Halls (not cheap) and some jelly beans.
Jokes on you, Halls has an insane sale for closing to remodel, plus her hallmark discount, she didn't spend $20
Fine with me. :D One of the shirts is a checkered purple. Will be sporting that tomorrow, all day, son!
its called gingham you downgrade
theres a difference between the two
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Going off dlews story I have learned to go directly to the flower store for the order. Just google flower shops in the area and call some directly to cut the middleman out.
Yeah I have to think that's the best way to do it, but i was like 5,000 miles away so going to the store would've been a huge hassle.
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@Gooch- Get Mrs. Gooch a gym bag next year.
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@Gooch- Get Mrs. Gooch a gym bag next year.
LOL. I have a gym bag but I was hanging my work clothes in the locker.
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Mrs Wacky's first day at the new job. I've gotta send her flowers, right? THIS rough ridin' HOLIDAY!!! :bang: :curse:
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Japanese Valentine's day: chicks give treats to dudes.
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Japanese Valentine's day: chicks give treats to dudes.
Isn't it KFC day? Or was that a different holiday
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Japanese Valentine's day: chicks give treats to dudes.
Isn't it KFC day? Or was that a different holiday
That's Christmas!
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Oh, duh!
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I got much fewer Valentine's gifts this year. I'm not sure if it's because 1, I moved desks further away from the high female concentration area; 2, I didn't reciprocate last year and they remember that crap; or 3, I'm less likable than last year??
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I got much fewer Valentine's gifts this year. I'm not sure if it's because 1, I moved desks further away from the high female concentration area; 2, I didn't reciprocate last year and they remember that crap; or 3, I'm less likable than last year??
It is because you are not the new gaijin anymore.
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i'm testing the waters on "nothing" this year
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Mrs Wacky's first day at the new job. I've gotta send her flowers, right? THIS rough ridin' HOLIDAY!!! :bang: :curse:
Just another fake holiday perpetuated by people who want to sell you stuff. Once explained, I'm sure she'll understand.
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Yeah. I usually buy her a massage and send her flowers and we do butt stuff. I already ordered the flowers, but now I think i'm going to buy a massage kit and be like "30 minute sesh with this stud, whenever you want, full body massage and stuff" and see how that goes.
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Holy crap massage oils are expensive! :horrorsurprise:
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i'm testing the waters on "nothing" this year
Did you get an agreement on this in advance?
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yeah. no way this goes wrong, right? ;)
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No negative consequences
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it's never too late to right the ship, i always say
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i'm testing the waters on "nothing" this year
it works great. we're not in 6th grade anymore and i don't need to be pressured into buying stuff for mrs clamz
enough is enough of this nonsense imo
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Christopher Elbow chocolates
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Christopher Elbow chocolates
i've never gotten these because that name really bothers me
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Christopher Elbow chocolates
i've bought more than my fair share of c.elbows because the chicks dig it but it bugs me because the dude doesn't even make his own chocolate. it's imported from france and repackaged with his label. maybe that's how the chocolate game works but seems weird.
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I have never heard of c-elbs, should I buy some?
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Christopher Elbow chocolates
i've bought more than my fair share of c.elbows because the chicks dig it but it bugs me because the dude doesn't even make his own chocolate. it's imported from france and repackaged with his label. maybe that's how the chocolate game works but seems weird.
hmm that is weird, 'clams. did not know.
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it's the last question in his faq's
http://www.elbowchocolates.com/frequently-asked-questions
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Yeah. I usually buy her a massage and send her flowers and we do butt stuff. I already ordered the flowers, but now I think i'm going to buy a massage kit and be like "30 minute sesh with this stud, whenever you want, full body massage and stuff" and see how that goes.
Do you use the massage oils for the butt stuff? Might want to go with something more heavy duty for that adventure.
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:thumbs:
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Yeah. I usually buy her a massage and send her flowers and we do butt stuff. I already ordered the flowers, but now I think i'm going to buy a massage kit and be like "30 minute sesh with this stud, whenever you want, full body massage and stuff" and see how that goes.
Do you use the massage oils for the butt stuff? Might want to go with something more heavy duty for that adventure.
:fatty:
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mrs wacky really hit the jackpot
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You're welcome.
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it's never too late to right the ship, i always say
This sounds too risky for me. I might come home with some flowers or chocolate just to play it safe and say something like "I know we said we weren't going to do anything, but I just thought these looked nice."
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mrs wacky really hit the jackpot
She did. She had a supporting husband for the last 7 months helping her through a hard time and providing for the fam. Still being able to take her on trips and helping her to remain positive, while she was jobless and both of us having a parent fighting cancer during the process. #blessed
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I forgot to add eff Face!
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That's great that she found a job bud. That can be a very stressful event
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:thumbs: :cheers:
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yeah. no way this goes wrong, right? ;)
Get this card as a back up just in case she gets you something....
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:lol:
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Lol
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hemmy'd that sob, thanks mrs gooch
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wife got me a sweet bonsai tree. I got her a lavender plant. win, win
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Mrs. wacky already got me an ACE30 Royals shirt and another nice Express shirt. Haven't received a call yet tho. I hope they didn't forget to deliver the damn flowers! :bang:
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HY VEE LOST THE ORDER! THEY NEVER GOT DELIVERED! :curse:
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HY VEE LOST THE ORDER! THEY NEVER GOT DELIVERED! :curse:
She'll never buy that. You're mumped.
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HY VEE LOST THE ORDER! THEY NEVER GOT DELIVERED! :curse:
Give her one of these instead...
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I have the order number and receipt. Says I ordered them at 8:51 AM. Their floral department was kissing my ass and said they'd try to get them there by close of business. :jerk: Cool, hey coworkers, check these flowers out before you leave.
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HY VEE LOST THE ORDER! THEY NEVER GOT DELIVERED! :curse:
Give her one of these instead...
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I like these. :D
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Cya buttstuff :buh-bye:
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:lol:
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i am shocked that ordering flower delivery from hy-vee on the day of valentine's day did not end up a successful venture
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I mean, it said guaranteed before 5. I've used them before, but yeah.
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Hope your couch is comfy
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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#solobuttstuff
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tell her about J-V-Day and demand your chocolates.
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:thumbs: I'll probably just cancel the order. Flowers are so stupid anyways, guys! They said they'd call me if they coulldn't get them there by 5, but still nothing from her or them.
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Wait you ordered them this morning? Lol
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They still made it and I paid extra for them to be delivered at a certain time, which they weren't, so whatever. Also brought her two bottles of her favorite wine home. #TeamButtStuff #SorryChodeCat
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I will post a pic of what we are doing for VD when we get done.
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Family blog
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pm liveblog'n Girls, i appear to have come out ok
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HY VEE LOST THE ORDER! THEY NEVER GOT DELIVERED! :curse:
This should be moved to "Off Brand Garbage To Never Buy" thread. Get yourself a real florist, Wacky.
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HY VEE LOST THE ORDER! THEY NEVER GOT DELIVERED! :curse:
This should be moved to "Off Brand Garbage To Never Buy" thread. Get yourself a real florist, Wacky.
should also move the shirt from express over there too
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Weird that wacky likes buttstuff so much.. Im not a fan
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:ROFL: I was 95% kidding. :fatty:
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Weird that wacky likes buttstuff so much.. Im not a fan
Depends on the stuff
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When the 5% comes into play, it's usually after a night of PAK'ing at Clams and then anything is on the table after your Uber home. :ROFL:
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Weird that wacky likes buttstuff so much.. Im not a fan
Are we talking giving or receiving end of the butt stuff? Or, both?
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I'm tired of hearing about wacky's buttstuff.
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I'm guessing you each painted a side.
Let's guess which is which
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I think lady gooch did the right
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Depends on which way you're looking at it 'bias. If he's acting like he's behind the photo, he's right!
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mind blown, wacks :Wha:
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I think lady gooch did the right
nope, left side.
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How'd it go you guys?
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i'm testing the waters on "nothing" this year
How'd it go?
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still together! :surprised:
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:Woot:
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Well you know the old saying about Valentine’s Day: It’s all violent anal sex.