Valentines Day.... WTF are we going to do, guys?

[puniraptor]

I got much fewer Valentine's gifts this year. I'm not sure if it's because 1, I moved desks further away from the high female concentration area; 2, I didn't reciprocate last year and they remember that crap; or 3, I'm less likable than last year??

[Mrs. Gooch]

I got much fewer Valentine's gifts this year. I'm not sure if it's because 1, I moved desks further away from the high female concentration area; 2, I didn't reciprocate last year and they remember that crap; or 3, I'm less likable than last year??

It is because you are not the new gaijin anymore.

[Tobias]

i'm testing the waters on "nothing" this year

[Joker]

Mrs Wacky's first day at the new job. I've gotta send her flowers, right? THIS rough ridin' HOLIDAY!!!

Just another fake holiday perpetuated by people who want to sell you stuff.  Once explained, I'm sure she'll understand.

[420seriouscat69]

Yeah. I usually buy her a massage and send her flowers and we do butt stuff. I already ordered the flowers, but now I think i'm going to buy a massage kit and be like "30 minute sesh with this stud, whenever you want, full body massage and stuff" and see how that goes.

[420seriouscat69]

Holy crap massage oils are expensive! 

[Mrs. Gooch]

i'm testing the waters on "nothing" this year

Did you get an agreement on this in advance?

[Tobias]

yeah.  no way this goes wrong, right?

[420seriouscat69]

No negative consequences

[Tobias]

it's never too late to right the ship, i always say

[pissclams]

i'm testing the waters on "nothing" this year

it works great.  we're not in 6th grade anymore and i don't need to be pressured into buying stuff for mrs clamz
enough is enough of this nonsense imo

['taterblast]

Christopher Elbow chocolates

[meow meow]

Christopher Elbow chocolates

i've never gotten these because that name really bothers me

[pissclams]

Christopher Elbow chocolates

i've bought more than my fair share of c.elbows because the chicks dig it but it bugs me because the dude doesn't even make his own chocolate.  it's imported from france and repackaged with his label.  maybe that's how the chocolate game works but seems weird.

[star seed 7]

I have never heard of c-elbs, should I buy some?

['taterblast]

Christopher Elbow chocolates

i've bought more than my fair share of c.elbows because the chicks dig it but it bugs me because the dude doesn't even make his own chocolate.  it's imported from france and repackaged with his label.  maybe that's how the chocolate game works but seems weird.

hmm that is weird, 'clams. did not know.

[pissclams]

it's the last question in his faq's
http://www.elbowchocolates.com/frequently-asked-questions

[Joker]

Yeah. I usually buy her a massage and send her flowers and we do butt stuff. I already ordered the flowers, but now I think i'm going to buy a massage kit and be like "30 minute sesh with this stud, whenever you want, full body massage and stuff" and see how that goes.

Do you use the massage oils for the butt stuff?  Might want to go with something more heavy duty for that adventure.

[420seriouscat69]

 

[cfbandyman]

Yeah. I usually buy her a massage and send her flowers and we do butt stuff. I already ordered the flowers, but now I think i'm going to buy a massage kit and be like "30 minute sesh with this stud, whenever you want, full body massage and stuff" and see how that goes.

Do you use the massage oils for the butt stuff?  Might want to go with something more heavy duty for that adventure.

[meow meow]

mrs wacky really hit the jackpot

[Mrs. Gooch]

[Gooch]

You're welcome.

[catastrophe]

it's never too late to right the ship, i always say

This sounds too risky for me.  I might come home with some flowers or chocolate just to play it safe and say something like "I know we said we weren't going to do anything, but I just thought these looked nice."

[420seriouscat69]

mrs wacky really hit the jackpot

She did. She had a supporting husband for the last 7 months helping her through a hard time and providing for the fam. Still being able to take her on trips and helping her to remain positive, while she was jobless and both of us having a parent fighting cancer during the process. #blessed