Author Topic: Valentines Day.... WTF are we going to do, guys? (Read 38170 times)

star seed 7 · « **Reply #175 on:** February 12, 2014, 04:18:04 PM »

Quote from: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on February 12, 2014, 04:16:17 PM

if anyone elses needs advice on when valentines day is just pm me.

do i have to pm you, or can we just hash it out right here right now

ChiComCat · « **Reply #176 on:** February 12, 2014, 04:18:39 PM »

I'm taking my GF to Mexico and leaving on the 24th. Is this over Valentines Day?

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #177 on:** February 12, 2014, 04:21:13 PM »

Yeah, yeah, yeah... Why you losers are dealing with the chaos of Friday night on the plaza, i'll be kicking back with a fine cigar and some Jameson on the rocks at home.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #178 on:** February 12, 2014, 04:23:32 PM »

Quote from: WackySquawk08 on February 12, 2014, 04:00:32 PM

We decided to celebrate it tomorrow, cause we feel like it's going to be crazy out on Friday/The real Valentines. We thought tomorrow would be better and we can do whatever we want on Friday night. I mean, it is what it is I guess.

But, what difference does actually taking flowers to her office in the morning have to do with it "being crazy out"? Do you think the elevators at her office will be packed to capacity on Friday or something?

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #179 on:** February 12, 2014, 04:25:54 PM »

IDk. I'll probably scratch that. I'm going to put them in her car tonight. So when she opens her car door the next morning, BOOM! Flowers and a card right in your face. Also, she doesn't have to get embarrassed by her coworkers.

SabiNation · « **Reply #180 on:** February 12, 2014, 04:26:31 PM »

Quote from: ChiCat on February 12, 2014, 04:18:39 PM

I'm taking my GF to Mexico and leaving on the 24th. Is this over Valentines Day?

Probs taking the gf to Chipotle on Friday night, maybe Manny's if she's lucky. Similar!

XocolateThundarr · « **Reply #181 on:** February 12, 2014, 04:27:17 PM »

What if your wife/gf buys you stuff/takes you out for dinner on VD Wacky???? What do you have to say about that?

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #182 on:** February 12, 2014, 04:27:28 PM »

THIS ALL DOESN'T MAKE SENSE YOU GUYS. I KNOW IT! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME??? I'M A GOOF! MELTING DOWN!!!!

AST · « **Reply #183 on:** February 12, 2014, 04:27:37 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on February 12, 2014, 03:43:52 PM

Quote from: alexander supertramp on February 12, 2014, 03:23:20 PM
Quote from: Limestone on February 12, 2014, 03:14:11 PM
Quote from: alexander supertramp on February 12, 2014, 03:07:30 PM
soooooo the last 2 years my wifes bff has been dumped by her bf on the week leading up to valentines. it gets worse, same guy. it gets even worser, her birthday is the 15th

don't be that guy

Your wife's bff is a nuclear powered dumbass for getting back together with him

it's really weird because she's really smart, nurse practitioner that had multiple job offers when she got out of school but her common sense is on a whole nother level

She is ugly/heavy. Both probably. Thus, awful self esteem and this dude has it pegged

this is a head scratcher but no, not in the least. 5'6" probably 115 and uncomfortable to go to the pool with with my wife because there's a good chance i'll get caught looking. truly gifted in all areas except love and common sense

michigancat · « **Reply #184 on:** February 12, 2014, 04:27:55 PM »

Quote from: WackySquawk08 on February 12, 2014, 04:25:54 PM

IDk. I'll probably scratch that. I'm going to put them in her car tonight. So when she opens her car door the next morning, BOOM! Flowers and a card right in your face. Also, she doesn't have to get embarrassed by her coworkers.

are you serious?

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #185 on:** February 12, 2014, 04:28:57 PM »

Quote from: SabiNation on February 12, 2014, 04:26:31 PM

Quote from: ChiCat on February 12, 2014, 04:18:39 PM
I'm taking my GF to Mexico and leaving on the 24th. Is this over Valentines Day?

Probs taking the gf to Chipotle on Friday night, maybe Manny's if she's lucky. Similar!

Margaritas bro!

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #186 on:** February 12, 2014, 04:29:20 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on February 12, 2014, 04:27:55 PM

Quote from: WackySquawk08 on February 12, 2014, 04:25:54 PM
IDk. I'll probably scratch that. I'm going to put them in her car tonight. So when she opens her car door the next morning, BOOM! Flowers and a card right in your face. Also, she doesn't have to get embarrassed by her coworkers.

are you serious?

Maybe!

SabiNation · « **Reply #187 on:** February 12, 2014, 04:29:25 PM »

Quote from: WackySquawk08 on February 12, 2014, 04:27:28 PM

THIS ALL DOESN'T MAKE SENSE YOU GUYS. I KNOW IT! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME??? I'M A GOOF! MELTING DOWN!!!!

Do whatever you want, WackySquawk08. I'm sure that WackySquawk08GF will appreciate the gesture no matter what it is. And you'll probably get laid either way

star seed 7 · « **Reply #188 on:** February 12, 2014, 04:30:21 PM »

fanning, the only reason girls like flowers is because they make other girls jealous. giving them to her privately is a huge waste.

slobber · « **Reply #189 on:** February 12, 2014, 04:31:07 PM »

Quote from: WackySquawk08 on February 12, 2014, 04:21:13 PM

Yeah, yeah, yeah... Why you losers are dealing with the chaos of Friday night on the plaza, i'll be kicking back with a fine cigar and some Jameson on the rocks at home.

You'll need a full bottle to deal with your sobbing/crying hysterically gf.

michigancat · « **Reply #190 on:** February 12, 2014, 04:31:10 PM »

the flowers wouldn't survive the cold, wackman

ChiComCat · « **Reply #191 on:** February 12, 2014, 04:32:54 PM »

Quote from: WackySquawk08 on February 12, 2014, 04:25:54 PM

IDk. I'll probably scratch that. I'm going to put them in her car tonight. So when she opens her car door the next morning, BOOM! Flowers and a card right in your face. Also, she doesn't have to get embarrassed by her coworkers.

Girls love to be embarrassed like that in front of their coworkers. All the attention and they get to brag on their boyfriend, perfect.

Wear a long sleeve button down (no undershirt, half unbuttoned) and leather pants. Boombox (remember plenty of D batteries) blaring the Patrick Swayze song from Dirty Dancing (another option is "Put it in my Mouth" by Akinyele). Give her 11 roses to let her know that she needs to act right if she wants #12.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #192 on:** February 12, 2014, 04:34:09 PM »

Quote from: seven on February 12, 2014, 04:30:21 PM

fanning, the only reason girls like flowers is because they make other girls jealous. giving them to her privately is a huge waste.

UNLESS, you do the car thing, and then she thinks "wow, well... i guess at least he tried, but it should would have been great to make my friends jealous. what a goof", and then you ALSO deliver flowers to her work and then she's doubly surprised.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #193 on:** February 12, 2014, 04:40:17 PM »

Great work you guys!

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #194 on:** February 12, 2014, 04:40:44 PM »

Is this thread a safe place for brainstorming?

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #195 on:** February 12, 2014, 04:42:27 PM »

Wacky, give the flowers to your girl at work on Thursday (so the co-workers will see). On the card write something about how you wanted her to be able to enjoy them longer so you gave them early.

michigancat · « **Reply #196 on:** February 12, 2014, 04:43:28 PM »

The lesson we can all learn from this thread is that all women are exactly the same.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #197 on:** February 12, 2014, 04:44:00 PM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on February 12, 2014, 04:42:27 PM

Wacky, give the flowers to your girl at work on Thursday (so the co-workers will see). On the card write something about how you wanted her to be able to enjoy them longer so you gave them early.

Amazing stuff right here!

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #198 on:** February 12, 2014, 04:48:03 PM »

Quote from: WackySquawk08 on February 12, 2014, 04:27:28 PM

THIS ALL DOESN'T MAKE SENSE YOU GUYS. I KNOW IT! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME??? I'M A GOOF! MELTING DOWN!!!!

The good news is you can dump her and get back together with her saturday. She seems to be cool with that

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #199 on:** February 12, 2014, 04:48:39 PM »

don't listen to mrs gooch. her big feet trample every flower gooch has ever given her.

you wanna give her flowers in her cold car the morning before valentines day when youre not even around, be my guest. just make sure to post the aftermath in the Master Dating Thread or this thread so I can be all "I told you so wacky you big stupid rough ridin' idiot."