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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: JohnCurrie is Weird/Gross on February 21, 2013, 09:26:04 AM
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My best friend is getting married and I am in charge of the bachelor party. I have been to many and most of them sucked. My aim is to plan and execute one that doesn't suck. All attendees are located in KC and can travel if given enough notice. I would very much appreciate the advice of all you wise and :gocho: gE'ers.
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how old/rich is everyone? what time of year?
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Whatever you do, make sure to keep it completely separate from the bachelorette party. I've been to a couple of "combo" parties and all I can say is :flush:
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Any combination of booze, drugs, and strippers/whores will make for a wonderful bachelor party
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Any combination of booze, drugs, and strippers/whores will make for a wonderful bachelor party
:flush:
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Any combination of booze, drugs, and strippers/whores will make for a wonderful bachelor party
:thumbs:
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Make sure there are plenty of guns present. Guns are fun.
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Whatever you do, make sure to keep it completely separate from the bachelorette party. I've been to a couple of "combo" parties and all I can say is :flush:
No one on this site is lame enough to do something this dumbass.
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how old/rich is everyone? what time of year?
Ages are 24-30. I'm going to pay for as much as I can. Nothing too crazy but money shouldn't be much of a limiting factor. Aiming for late summer/early fall. Was looking into maybe chartering a plane to Vegas. It really isn't too bad of a deal if you get enough people. Has anyone done this?
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how old/rich is everyone? what time of year?
Ages are 24-30. I'm going to pay for as much as I can. Nothing too crazy but money shouldn't be much of a limiting factor. Aiming for late summer/early fall. Was looking into maybe chartering a plane to Vegas. It really isn't too bad of a deal if you get enough people. Has anyone done this?
That's a pretty stud move on your part. Stay at the Cosmopolitan.
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Whatever you do, make sure to keep it completely separate from the bachelorette party. I've been to a couple of "combo" parties and all I can say is :flush:
:lol: If this was even on the table I would resign from my post as Bachelor Party planner. I wouldn't even go to the wedding.
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Oh wow. If I get married again I'm going to ask JCIW/G to be my best man.
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I will list my bachelor parties attended in order of enjoyability;
1. Nassau. Beach, elite food, fishing, everything you want and pretty cheap for even non-emaws to get to
2. St. Martin. Bro with a nice big house there. Everything Nassau has but better, hard for squawk fans to get to
3. New Orleans. great food. easy to get to. rooms are always available. turns into a real crap show sometimes
4. Montreal. I only list this behind the others because I really enjoy beaches but it is an elite bachelor party location. Eat at the Globe, tell them LSOC sent you
5. Vegas. Very meh but if you enjoy being one of 1,487 bachelor parties it can be fun. Tons of stuff to do, food is good, easy to get to etc.
6. Atlantic City. Meh
7. NYC. If you are rich as crap, it can actually be as good as any place. Spending a crap ton of money in Manhattan can be a real blast.
8. Bunch of other random places including Lake of Ozarks, STL ,etc. If you are a poor, do what you have to do but get out of town.
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Whatever you do, make sure to keep it completely separate from the bachelorette party. I've been to a couple of "combo" parties and all I can say is :flush:
No one on this site is lame enough to do something this dumbass.
It never hurts to mention. Plus one of the combo parties I went to was actually put together by an EMAW poster who shall remain nameless but has been sent a PM directing him to the Shame Thread.
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We made one of these at one and it was deloiscious.
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Oh wow. If I get married again I'm going to ask JCIW/G to be my best man.
no crap. thinking about getting divorced and finding someone to marry again just so I can ask jciw/g to be my best man.
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We made one of these at one and it was deloiscious.
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what the hell is that
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Two oven pizzas and 2 pounds of hamburger and a shitload of cheese and other stuff, made into one enormous burger where the buns are pizzas.
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wow, that sounds pretty glorious.
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My favorite bachelor party I went on we rented an RV and drove from KC to the Kentucky Derby. Probably best for roughly college age guys. Need one driver who is content with adderall and weed instead of drinking. I've never spent 4 days more drunk than that. Bubbles4ksu almost renounced binging after this trip.
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so you made the huge pizza burger at your condo in Cabo? Sounds awesome.
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My favorite bachelor party I went on we rented an RV and drove from KC to the Kentucky Derby. Probably best for roughly college age guys. Need one driver who is content with adderall and weed instead of drinking. I've never spent 4 days more drunk than that. Bubbles4ksu almost renounced binging after this trip.
I renounce binging after every bachelor party/bro trip.
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My favorite bachelor party I went on we rented an RV and drove from KC to the Kentucky Derby. Probably best for roughly college age guys. Need one driver who is content with adderall and weed instead of drinking. I've never spent 4 days more drunk than that. Bubbles4ksu almost renounced binging after this trip.
I renounce binging after every bachelor party/bro trip.
Pfft, not me.
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My favorite bachelor party I went on we rented an RV and drove from KC to the Kentucky Derby. Probably best for roughly college age guys. Need one driver who is content with adderall and weed instead of drinking. I've never spent 4 days more drunk than that. Bubbles4ksu almost renounced binging after this trip.
I renounce binging after every bachelor party/bro trip.
Pfft, not me.
I suck at renouncing.
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Just go to a Royals game or something.
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going to vegas for two nights is a great trip. don't plan anything that big if you don't want to spend tons of money. just do some gambling, get drunk, swim during the day, walk around the strip, get more drunk, you can't really go wrong. we also played golf in vegas, was a great time.
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is the groom EMAW? a trip down to Austin for the CTR would be a great time
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Pizza burger was indeed made in our condo in Cabo.
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Pizza burger was indeed made in our condo in Cabo.
Awesome. Was concerned you stayed in Kansas and made some super gross fatty food for a bach party.
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if one of the big highlights is that you made a disgusting frozen pizza hamburger, you are doing it wrong
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sounds pretty fun(ny) to me
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sounds pretty fun(ny) to me
Testy Westy's mom sounds pretty fun to me.
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:gocho:
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sounds pretty fun(ny) to me
Testy Westy's mom sounds pretty fun to me.
That's my aunt :shakesfist:
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I mean if you're chartering a jet to vegas I'm not sure that you need much help.
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I mean if you're chartering a jet to vegas I'm not sure that you need much help.
yeah
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but the best budget bachelor parties involve hiring strippers to come to a private residence in the late afternoon before their regular stripper gigs. The formula I have seen several times is two girls and one big dude with a trash bag for collecting dollar bills. Much more fun/less depressing/cheaper than a "strip club". But I mean if you're going to charter a flight to Vegas I'm not going to stand in your way.
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My favorite bachelor party I went on we rented an RV and drove from KC to the Kentucky Derby. Probably best for roughly college age guys. Need one driver who is content with adderall and weed instead of drinking. I've never spent 4 days more drunk than that. Bubbles4ksu almost renounced binging after this trip.
I renounce binging after every bachelor party/bro trip.
me too limestone, me too.....
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sounds pretty fun(ny) to me
Testy Westy's mom sounds pretty fun to me.
That's my aunt :shakesfist:
Every trick is somebody's aunt bruh
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I've got steamboat and NOLA coming up. CTR would be pretty awesome though whoever mentioned that.
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Cosmopolitan for first weekend of March Madness. If KSU lands in KC I'm gonna be really pissed. Then I'll get some booze, place some bets and I won't be pissed anymore. But if they play while I'm on the plane....
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I will list my bachelor parties attended in order of enjoyability;
1. Nassau. Beach, elite food, fishing, everything you want and pretty cheap for even non-emaws to get to
2. St. Martin. Bro with a nice big house there. Everything Nassau has but better, hard for squawk fans to get to
3. New Orleans. great food. easy to get to. rooms are always available. turns into a real crap show sometimes
4. Montreal. I only list this behind the others because I really enjoy beaches but it is an elite bachelor party location. Eat at the Globe, tell them LSOC sent you
5. Vegas. Very meh but if you enjoy being one of 1,487 bachelor parties it can be fun. Tons of stuff to do, food is good, easy to get to etc.
6. Atlantic City. Meh
7. NYC. If you are rich as crap, it can actually be as good as any place. Spending a crap ton of money in Manhattan can be a real blast.
8. Bunch of other random places including Lake of Ozarks, STL ,etc. If you are a poor, do what you have to do but get out of town.
What an incredible group of friends you must have.
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don't go to the kentucky derby.
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I will list my bachelor parties attended in order of enjoyability;
1. Nassau. Beach, elite food, fishing, everything you want and pretty cheap for even non-emaws to get to
2. St. Martin. Bro with a nice big house there. Everything Nassau has but better, hard for squawk fans to get to
3. New Orleans. great food. easy to get to. rooms are always available. turns into a real crap show sometimes
4. Montreal. I only list this behind the others because I really enjoy beaches but it is an elite bachelor party location. Eat at the Globe, tell them LSOC sent you
5. Vegas. Very meh but if you enjoy being one of 1,487 bachelor parties it can be fun. Tons of stuff to do, food is good, easy to get to etc.
6. Atlantic City. Meh
7. NYC. If you are rich as crap, it can actually be as good as any place. Spending a crap ton of money in Manhattan can be a real blast.
8. Bunch of other random places including Lake of Ozarks, STL ,etc. If you are a poor, do what you have to do but get out of town.
What an incredible group of friends you must have.
Yeah I wanted to say something like that but was too intimidated to even quote it.
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Most of my bros got married in our early 20's and before we had any cash. Just a bunch of stereotypical house parties and strip clubs for me.
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Cosmopolitan for first weekend of March Madness. If KSU lands in KC I'm gonna be really pissed. Then I'll get some booze, place some bets and I won't be pissed anymore. But if they play while I'm on the plane....
A) they will
B) still worth it
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Yeah, I know I got lucky. Still wanting a Prague/Budapest or Thailand one.
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Yeah, I know I got lucky. Still wanting a Prague/Budapest or Thailand one.
3rd world country bachelor party would be epic.
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Yeah, I know I got lucky. Still wanting a Prague/Budapest or Thailand one.
3rd world country bachelor party would be epic.
:sdeek: :sdeek: :sdeek:
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Yeah, I know I got lucky. Still wanting a Prague/Budapest or Thailand one.
3rd world country bachelor party would be epic.
:fistpump:
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Vegas will always be my top choice for bachelor parties.
Stayed a weekend in Cancun for a friend who didn't gamble. It was surprisingly cheap and real fun.
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don't go to the kentucky derby.
If all you consume in 4 days is hot dogs, breakfast burritos, adderall, xanex and alcohol, you might have a slight hangover. Other than that it is great!
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I will be having a bachelor party in the next year or so. Probably gonna do Vegas. But question for Bach. Party experts: would it be fun to rent out a houseboat and just get really really weird on a Louisiana swamp for four days straight?
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I will be having a bachelor party in the next year or so. Probably gonna do Vegas. But question for Bach. Party experts: would it be fun to rent out a houseboat and just get really really weird on a Louisiana swamp for four days straight?
I feel like the chances of at least one person dying is a certainty on the swamp. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing.
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sounds pretty fun(ny) to me
Testy Westy's mom sounds pretty fun to me.
:curse:
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need some great vegas recommendos for a bachelor party including dlew12, bubbs, Dr. tyler hughes, ManBearPig, Scary Smart, Huge Upside, Spexamillion, and reidrolled.
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One time I went to a bachelor party at a casino with lazlo and slimfast from 96.5 the buzz. Anyways, they rented out three hotel rooms and there was a dildo show. These strippers kept popping/shooting out these dildos at eachother. That was pretty neat you guys.
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need some great vegas recommendos for a bachelor party including dlew12, bubbs, Dr. tyler hughes, ManBearPig, Scary Smart, Huge Upside, Spexamillion, and reidrolled.
See vegas thread.
Also dont splurge on a super nice room because the only time you will spend in there is from 6am-12pm
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need some great vegas recommendos for a bachelor party including dlew12, bubbs, Dr. tyler hughes, ManBearPig, Scary Smart, Huge Upside, Spexamillion, and reidrolled.
grats on the engagement, bubz!
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need some great vegas recommendos for a bachelor party including dlew12, bubbs, Dr. tyler hughes, ManBearPig, Scary Smart, Huge Upside, Spexamillion, and reidrolled.
grats on the engagement, bubz!
t-y, KSC.
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need some great vegas recommendos for a bachelor party including dlew12, bubbs, Dr. tyler hughes, ManBearPig, Scary Smart, Huge Upside, Spexamillion, and reidrolled.
grats on the engagement, bubz!
t-y, KSC.
Ya. Ditto. I didn't even know you were dating someone. You think you know someone and then boom! They're engaged. But seriously, look into the dildo show.
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need some great vegas recommendos for a bachelor party including dlew12, bubbs, Dr. tyler hughes, ManBearPig, Scary Smart, Huge Upside, Spexamillion, and reidrolled.
grats on the engagement, bubz!
t-y, KSC.
Ya. Ditto. I didn't even know you were dating someone. You think you know someone and then boom! They're engaged. But seriously, look into the dildo show.
i dont think the future mrs bubbles would want bubz doing that. shes a classy lady, wacky. jesus.
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best man sucks if the groom is planning his own party.
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best man sucks if the groom is planning his own party.
i'm not actually the one getting married.
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best man sucks if the groom is planning his own party.
i'm not actually the one getting married.
thats good...
IMHO Vegas is playd out for BPs. Go somewhere like Chicago, NYC, or tropical.
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best man sucks if the groom is planning his own party.
i'm not actually the one getting married.
thats good...
IMHO Vegas is playd out for BPs. Go somewhere like Chicago, NYC, or tropical.
this BP needs to be stereotypical and completely overdone. it's the first for this group of bros.
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the only thing I know about my upcoming bachelor party is that I won't know where in the country it is until the night before.
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IMHO Vegas is playd out for BPs.
i disagree, but respect your opinion.
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how could it be played out if you've never been there before?
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One time I went to a bachelor party at a casino with lazlo and slimfast from 96.5 the buzz. Anyways, they rented out three hotel rooms and there was a dildo show. These strippers kept popping/shooting out these dildos at eachother. That was pretty neat you guys.
I saw this once too, definitely neat, but also weird. They made us shoot baskets with wadded up dollar bills that we threw at their chest, and rolled down their bodies into cups between their legs. Also neat and weird.
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One time I went to a bachelor party at a casino with lazlo and slimfast from 96.5 the buzz. Anyways, they rented out three hotel rooms and there was a dildo show. These strippers kept popping/shooting out these dildos at eachother. That was pretty neat you guys.
I saw this once too, definitely neat, but also weird. They made us shoot baskets with wadded up dollar bills that we threw at their chest, and rolled down their bodies into cups between their legs. Also neat and weird.
Must have been the same company. :D
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go to Puerto Vallart and stay at Casa Yvonneka and negotiate the price down
http://casayvonneka.com/ (http://casayvonneka.com/)
Went here in early May with 11 other guys, was unreal. eat the ham quesadillas.
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how old/rich is everyone? what time of year?
Ages are 24-30. I'm going to pay for as much as I can. Nothing too crazy but money shouldn't be much of a limiting factor. Aiming for late summer/early fall. Was looking into maybe chartering a plane to Vegas. It really isn't too bad of a deal if you get enough people. Has anyone done this?
That's a pretty stud move on your part. Stay at the Cosmopolitan.
DO NOT stay at the Cosmopolitan if you want to return with the same amount of people you came with.
You'll lose a couple people to The Crystals, guaranteed.
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One time I went to a bachelor party at a casino with lazlo and slimfast from 96.5 the buzz. Anyways, they rented out three hotel rooms and there was a dildo show. These strippers kept popping/shooting out these dildos at eachother. That was pretty neat you guys.
I saw this once too, definitely neat, but also weird. They made us shoot baskets with wadded up dollar bills that we threw at their chest, and rolled down their bodies into cups between their legs. Also neat and weird.
Must have been the same company. :D
The same friend who set that one up used the girls at another bachelor party I wasn't at. Undercover cops showed up and busted the strippers for prostitution. :sdeek:
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need some great vegas recommendos for a bachelor party including dlew12, bubbs, Dr. tyler hughes, ManBearPig, Scary Smart, Huge Upside, Spexamillion, and reidrolled.
we're gonna need some drugs, right bubs?
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best man sucks if the groom is planning his own party.
i'm not actually the one getting married.
thats good...
IMHO Vegas is playd out for BPs. Go somewhere like Chicago, NYC, or tropical.
this BP needs to be stereotypical and completely overdone. it's the first for this group of bros.
Big Easy bruh
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Anyone that says Vegas is played out for bachelor parties is a 200% complete dumbass
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Anyone that says Vegas is played out for bachelor parties is a 200% complete dumbass
can't believe goEMAWer's come to vegas all the time, and the only one i've ever met is crappy stevedave.
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until further notice, I'd like to go to vegas at least once a year.
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vegas bachelor party this weekend. the venetian, two bella suites. cirque du soleil on friday night, bottle service saturday night at sapphire gentlemen's club.
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vegas bachelor party this weekend. the venetian, two bella suites. cirque du soleil on friday night, bottle service saturday night at sapphire gentlemen's club.
sounds like you've got it all figured out. Should be a blast, blast.
I would add In n Out for lunch at some point but I am not a cool kid
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http://vimeo.com/59774043#at=0
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vegas bachelor party this weekend. the venetian, two bella suites. cirque du soleil on friday night, bottle service saturday night at sapphire gentlemen's club.
was it fun?
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guys i dont know if emawblast made it back
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guys i dont know if emawblast made it back
Who cares about him...someone said Vegas isn't suitable for a fun time on a bachelor party.
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vegas was built for bachelor parties. I can't imagine the kind of person who doesn't want to go to vegas for a bachelor party. btw, spearmint rhino >>>>> sapphire.
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vegas was built for bachelor parties. I can't imagine the kind of person who doesn't want to go to vegas for a bachelor party. btw, spearmint rhino >>>>> sapphire.
New Orleans was built for them as well
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vegas was built for bachelor parties. I can't imagine the kind of person who doesn't want to go to vegas for a bachelor party. btw, spearmint rhino >>>>> sapphire.
New Orleans was built for them as well
no, actually it god damn wasn't
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vegas was built for bachelor parties. I can't imagine the kind of person who doesn't want to go to vegas for a bachelor party. btw, spearmint rhino >>>>> sapphire.
New Orleans was built for them as well
new orleans has its own rich history. las vegas literally exists as a place for americans to go do reckless stupid crap and then come back home.
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"New Orleans is Las Vegas covered in gravy." --TrustTheDust
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vegas was built for bachelor parties. I can't imagine the kind of person who doesn't want to go to vegas for a bachelor party. btw, spearmint rhino >>>>> sapphire.
New Orleans was built for them as well
new orleans has its own rich history. las vegas literally exists as a place for americans to go do reckless stupid crap and then come back home.
One could argue that thousands or millions of Americans did reckless stupid crap in rebuilding New Orleans after Katrina , but that doesn't have anything to do with this thread.
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"New Orleans is Las Vegas covered in gravy." --TrustTheDust
Just shut up about New Orleans already. It's not Vegas.
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Two oven pizzas and 2 pounds of hamburger and a shitload of cheese and other stuff, made into one enormous burger where the buns are pizzas.
Did the whore have any?
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Why is new orleans even in the same sentence as Vegas?
I cant think of one positive quality in N.O. The town absolutely smells, theres trash everywhere. Your chances of getting raped and murdered in the same night are significantly higher than Vegas. I know Vegas has its questionable areas but holy...
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Why is new orleans even in the same sentence as Vegas?
I cant think of one positive quality in N.O. The town absolutely smells, theres trash everywhere. Your chances of getting raped and murdered in the same night are significantly higher than Vegas. I know Vegas has its questionable areas but holy...
Neither compares to Fargo.
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Why is new orleans even in the same sentence as Vegas?
I cant think of one positive quality in N.O. The town absolutely smells, theres trash everywhere. Your chances of getting raped and murdered in the same night are significantly higher than Vegas. I know Vegas has its questionable areas but holy...
Neither compares to Fargo.
Which obviously doesn't compare to Manhattan.
Kansas.
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Why is new orleans even in the same sentence as Vegas?
I cant think of one positive quality in N.O. The town absolutely smells, theres trash everywhere. Your chances of getting raped and murdered in the same night are significantly higher than Vegas. I know Vegas has its questionable areas but holy...
they have good food down there. and the culture, while diluted, is also something to see.
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My bachelor party is in a little more than 24 hours. Just found out yesterday my plane ticket is to Seattle. I am not entirely positive we will be staying there :ohno:
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My bachelor party is in a little more than 24 hours. Just found out yesterday my plane ticket is to Seattle. I am not entirely positive we will be staying there :ohno:
bring your rain jacket, etc.
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hey asava have a great time ok? :party:
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vegas was built for bachelor parties. I can't imagine the kind of person who doesn't want to go to vegas for a bachelor party. btw, spearmint rhino >>>>> sapphire.
New Orleans was built for them as well
new orleans has its own rich history. las vegas literally exists as a place for americans to go do reckless stupid crap and then come back home.
One could argue that thousands or millions of Americans did reckless stupid crap in rebuilding New Orleans after Katrina , but that doesn't have anything to do with this thread.
That's a really bad argument. New Orleans is a very important port that is absolutely critical to midwest grain exports.
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My bachelor party is in a little more than 24 hours. Just found out yesterday my plane ticket is to Seattle. I am not entirely positive we will be staying there :ohno:
A severe weather alert was issued a day or two back when the temperatures got up in the high 80s and low 90s.
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My bachelor party is in a little more than 24 hours. Just found out yesterday my plane ticket is to Seattle. I am not entirely positive we will be staying there :ohno:
I really hope they arent taking you to Canada on AMERICA'S BIRTHDAY
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My bachelor party is in a little more than 24 hours. Just found out yesterday my plane ticket is to Seattle. I am not entirely positive we will be staying there :ohno:
I really hope they arent taking you to Canada on AMERICA'S BIRTHDAY
It's my understanding that I will have zero input on what we actually do, but if they try and mess with Merica, you better believe I will call my friend in Homeland Security and right the ship.
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a bunch of the same people used to get together and do the 4th together. it got to a point where people were lighting off fireworks in bars, shooting them at cars, and generally on the verge of getting arrested. nobody wanted to host those get togethers after that. combining the 4th with a bachelor party will only take it up a notch. definitely scared for my life.
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a bunch of the same people used to get together and do the 4th together. it got to a point where people were lighting off fireworks in bars, shooting them at cars, and generally on the verge of getting arrested. nobody wanted to host those get togethers after that. combining the 4th with a bachelor party will only take it up a notch. definitely scared for my life.
:thumbs:
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Alright, guys, I've got some good news: no arrests! Several people fell in love with a stripper, though. Flew into Seattle on the 3rd, was greeted by about 8 people. Drinking. The 4th, got on a bus and went to Portland (built in nap time), go to Deschutes Brewery, am surprised by 7 other people who came into Portland. Drank a beer that used mussel brine in the brewing process and several others.
Was told that I would have to wear this for the rest of the weekend...
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Then unspeakable things.
The next day, a pedal tour of several draft houses around the town, on this...
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The entire time we played the soundtrack to Space Jam. Also we bought a keg at rogue while on the bike...
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(pedal lounge tour guide, no need for pak head)
Then USMNT team game with American Outlaws of Portland, followed by more unspeakable things that I don't really remember anyway.
Also forgot to mention that we had rented two tandem bicycles and were riding these around like it was our job much of the weekend. Did some tourist stuff like this...
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Then on Saturday we decided we should probably drink that keg, so we did this...
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Some other highlights...
Random guy hitting on my friend: "Boy you look tough. You look like a guy who would punch me in the face after I sucked your dick."
Friend: "You are creepy, and I don't want to know you."
*guy walks off.
Also ate a ton of good food including Pok Pok, Tasty 'n' Sons, Ecola Seafoods Restaurant & Market, and Taco Bell. One of the best trips I've ever been on. Would recommend.
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pretty cool keg on beach pic, asava.
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sounds great, all around
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Sounds like you have some pretty awesome friends asava. :cheers: My condolences on the end of life experience ahead of you though. JK :D congrats!
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What does the jacket say
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You know what I did on my bachelor party? I watched the C@s defeat the Bruins of UCLA followed by about 12 more hours of college football with a keg and some bros. It was simple and glorious. Saturdays in the fall, Rick Moranis couldn't slap the smile off my face.
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That's sick
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i missed this when it was posted and love it.
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I am helping to plan a BP that will likely be in August and we are looking at Denver. Anyone have recommendations or BP experiences there? TIA
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I am helping to plan a BP that will likely be in August and we are looking at Denver. Anyone have recommendations or BP experiences there? TIA
https://weedmaps.com/dispensaries/in/colorado/denver-north (https://weedmaps.com/dispensaries/in/colorado/denver-north)
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I am helping to plan a BP that will likely be in August and we are looking at Denver. Anyone have recommendations or BP experiences there? TIA
https://weedmaps.com/dispensaries/in/colorado/denver-north (https://weedmaps.com/dispensaries/in/colorado/denver-north)
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Find a good spot downtown, I'd suggest staying at the Warwick.
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Depending on how you want to approach it, nothing but bros partying, touresty, baseball game, etc. Everything will be within walking distance/short cab ride, including all of the best bars/clubs/strip clubs.
You could even copy asava's crew one day and do this downtown.
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A Saturday morning/afternoon trip over to Breck wouldn't be bad if you're into that crap. Or you could stay downtown and rage the whole weekend. Good Brunch/bottomless mimosa's all over downtown/the Highlands as well.
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I am helping to plan a BP that will likely be in August and we are looking at Denver. Anyone have recommendations or BP experiences there? TIA
The micro-brew tour was pretty entertaining.
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I am helping to plan a BP that will likely be in August and we are looking at Denver. Anyone have recommendations or BP experiences there? TIA
The micro-brew tour was pretty entertaining.
We'd talked about this. A lot of beer connoisseurs in the group.
Find a good spot downtown, I'd suggest staying at the Warwick.
A Saturday morning/afternoon trip over to Breck wouldn't be bad if you're into that crap. Or you could stay downtown and rage the whole weekend. Good Brunch/bottomless mimosa's all over downtown/the Highlands as well.
Also helpful. Thanks gE! :D
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I am helping to plan a BP that will likely be in August and we are looking at Denver. Anyone have recommendations or BP experiences there? TIA
Are your boys really into weed?
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I am helping to plan a BP that will likely be in August and we are looking at Denver. Anyone have recommendations or BP experiences there? TIA
Are your boys really into weed?
It will be a group of about 12 and half of them are. May be one of those "when in Rome" situations for everyone else :dunno:
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a dozen baked bros would be such a clusterfuck
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a dozen baked bros would be such a clusterfuck
yeah and usually bachelor parties go so smoothly so it just wouldn't be a good idea
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a dozen baked bros would be such a clusterfuck even when compared to a dozen drunk bros
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I am helping to plan a BP that will likely be in August and we are looking at Denver. Anyone have recommendations or BP experiences there? TIA
Are your boys really into weed?
It will be a group of about 12 and half of them are. May be one of those "when in Rome" situations for everyone else :dunno:
There are better places for a bach party. But if they are all into weed, there might not be
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there are limo services that will take you to a couple weed stores and then drive you around town and into the mountains and stuff while everyone parties in the back. could probably co-op that into some bar time and stuff.
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Where is our legalized pot theard? I have a question
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Where is our legalized pot theard? I have a question
Just PM asava, he's our resident expert.
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Where is our legalized pot theard? I have a question
http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=7604.100 (http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=7604.100)
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What's the largest bp that you've ever attended? Got invited to one in May that had 37 bros included in the email... Sounds like a logistical nightmare, but also a great time because I know many of them to be very good dudes :party:
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:peek:
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What's the largest bp that you've ever attended? Got invited to one in May that had 37 bros included in the email... Sounds like a logistical nightmare, but also a great time because I know many of them to be very good dudes :party:
depends on the type of party
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What's the largest bp that you've ever attended? Got invited to one in May that had 37 bros included in the email... Sounds like a logistical nightmare, but also a great time because I know many of them to be very good dudes :party:
depends on the type of party
um, bachelor party.
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What's the largest bp that you've ever attended? Got invited to one in May that had 37 bros included in the email... Sounds like a logistical nightmare, but also a great time because I know many of them to be very good dudes :party:
Went to one in nashville with 18 people, great time.
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What's the largest bp that you've ever attended? Got invited to one in May that had 37 bros included in the email... Sounds like a logistical nightmare, but also a great time because I know many of them to be very good dudes :party:
depends on the type of party
um, bachelor party.
seven! :D
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went to one in august that had like 20 bros. im sure he just included 37 knowing that a few couldn't make it. the more the merrier, I think.
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went to one in august that had like 20 bros. im sure he just included 37 knowing that a few couldn't make it. the more the merrier, I think.
Yes, there may be 37 people on the email but 10 of those people will be too poor, 5 will not get permission from their wives and 3 will decide not to go because they cant party anymore.
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If you have to get permission from your wife, then you've failed at life.
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If you have to get permission from your wife, then you've failed at life.
heh, yeah! if you have to get permission from your life partner and don't make your own decisions then you are a pussy!!!
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went to one in august that had like 20 bros. im sure he just included 37 knowing that a few couldn't make it. the more the merrier, I think.
Yes, there may be 37 people on the email but 10 of those people will be too poor, 5 will not get permission from their wives and 3 will decide not to go because they cant party anymore.
That's pretty accurate. Its looking like only about 17 or 18 are going to make it. I'm one of those 17 or 18 tho!
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What's the largest bp that you've ever attended? Got invited to one in May that had 37 bros included in the email... Sounds like a logistical nightmare, but also a great time because I know many of them to be very good dudes :party:
depends on the type of party
um, bachelor party.
are you happy with this post? seriously. smh.
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went to one in august that had like 20 bros. im sure he just included 37 knowing that a few couldn't make it. the more the merrier, I think.
Yes, there may be 37 people on the email but 10 of those people will be too poor, 5 will not get permission from their wives and 3 will decide not to go because they cant party anymore.
That's pretty accurate. Its looking like only about 17 or 18 are going to make it. I'm one of those 17 or 18 tho!
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18 is a great number and will allow you to dominate any bar/situation you walk into. Remember, this party is about the bachelor and his buddies having one last great time together so its important to be the center of attention everywhere you go.
Did you just get to a bar and feel like letting everyone know where you are from? Bust out your tomahawk chop and do the arrowhead chant(OOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOO).
Want to get the whole bar involved? Try a "U-S-A" "U-S-A" Chant!
Did the band finally play the song you requested(wagon wheel) 30 minutes ago? A "YOUR THE BEST, YOUR THE BEST" chant will let him know you appreciated.
**Last week in Vegas we started the tomahawk chant at a blackjack table a couple times, next day at the pool a group of girls came up and asked if we were the same group, then they partied with us all afternoon***
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Another killer move is to form a circle and take turns dancing. But what if its like 8pm and not dancing time yet?
Well you can still form a circle and be the center of attention. Maybe stage a fake wrestling match in the circle?
A fake weightlifting competition also works great. Remember to fail a couple times to build up the suspense.
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went to one in august that had like 20 bros. im sure he just included 37 knowing that a few couldn't make it. the more the merrier, I think.
Yes, there may be 37 people on the email but 10 of those people will be too poor, 5 will not get permission from their wives and 3 will decide not to go because they cant party anymore.
That's pretty accurate. Its looking like only about 17 or 18 are going to make it. I'm one of those 17 or 18 tho!
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18 is a great number and will allow you to dominate any bar/situation you walk into. Remember, this party is about the bachelor and his buddies having one last great time together so its important to be the center of attention everywhere you go.
Did you just get to a bar and feel like letting everyone know where you are from? Bust out your tomahawk chop and do the arrowhead chant(OOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOO).
Want to get the whole bar involved? Try a "U-S-A" "U-S-A" Chant!
Did the band finally play the song you requested(wagon wheel) 30 minutes ago? A "YOUR THE BEST, YOUR THE BEST" chant will let him know you appreciated.
**Last week in Vegas we started the tomahawk chant at a blackjack table a couple times, next day at the pool a group of girls came up and asked if we were the same group, then they partied with us all afternoon***
Hi Ben Ji!! :adios:
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went to one in august that had like 20 bros. im sure he just included 37 knowing that a few couldn't make it. the more the merrier, I think.
Yes, there may be 37 people on the email but 10 of those people will be too poor, 5 will not get permission from their wives and 3 will decide not to go because they cant party anymore.
That's pretty accurate. Its looking like only about 17 or 18 are going to make it. I'm one of those 17 or 18 tho!
:excited:
18 is a great number and will allow you to dominate any bar/situation you walk into. Remember, this party is about the bachelor and his buddies having one last great time together so its important to be the center of attention everywhere you go.
Did you just get to a bar and feel like letting everyone know where you are from? Bust out your tomahawk chop and do the arrowhead chant(OOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOO).
Want to get the whole bar involved? Try a "U-S-A" "U-S-A" Chant!
Did the band finally play the song you requested(wagon wheel) 30 minutes ago? A "YOUR THE BEST, YOUR THE BEST" chant will let him know you appreciated.
**Last week in Vegas we started the tomahawk chant at a blackjack table a couple times, next day at the pool a group of girls came up and asked if we were the same group, then they partied with us all afternoon***
Hi Ben Ji!! :adios:
Hey The1BigWillie! Why didnt you come fishing with me and the cuban after work yesterday?
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I had to go to the gym and get my sweat on.
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Another killer move is to form a circle and take turns dancing. But what if its like 8pm and not dancing time yet?
Well you can still form a circle and be the center of attention. Maybe stage a fake wrestling match in the circle?
A fake weightlifting competition also works great. Remember to fail a couple times to build up the suspense.
all you frat guys look the same.
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What's the largest bp that you've ever attended? Got invited to one in May that had 37 bros included in the email... Sounds like a logistical nightmare, but also a great time because I know many of them to be very good dudes :party:
depends on the type of party
um, bachelor party.
are you happy with this post? seriously. smh.
extremely happy with it :D
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Trying to help a bro plan one for probably the 17th of May weekend. Everyone has been pretty slow on committing to anything or even getting an email out. Not my place to take charge. Gut feeling is we won't be flying anywhere. Ideas for this time of year other than Kentucky Derby?
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Trying to help a bro plan one for probably the 17th of May weekend. Everyone has been pretty slow on committing to anything or even getting an email out. Not my place to take charge. Gut feeling is we won't be flying anywhere. Ideas for this time of year other than Kentucky Derby?
I'd just worry about setting a date at this point...that's coming up fast. How many guys and where does everyone live?
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Trying to help a bro plan one for probably the 17th of May weekend. Everyone has been pretty slow on committing to anything or even getting an email out. Not my place to take charge. Gut feeling is we won't be flying anywhere. Ideas for this time of year other than Kentucky Derby?
I'd just worry about setting a date at this point...that's coming up fast. How many guys and where does everyone live?
Pretty much everyone is in KC. I would agree on date should be first but these guys might not pick that till they get the idea. Procrastination like this makes me anxious. Especially when it could affect how sweet the trip is.
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went to one in august that had like 20 bros. im sure he just included 37 knowing that a few couldn't make it. the more the merrier, I think.
Mystery special guest bros and ladybros too!
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Trying to help a bro plan one for probably the 17th of May weekend. Everyone has been pretty slow on committing to anything or even getting an email out. Not my place to take charge. Gut feeling is we won't be flying anywhere. Ideas for this time of year other than Kentucky Derby?
I'd just worry about setting a date at this point...that's coming up fast. How many guys and where does everyone live?
Pretty much everyone is in KC. I would agree on date should be first but these guys might not pick that till they get the idea. Procrastination like this makes me anxious. Especially when it could affect how sweet the trip is.
Have heard the Kentucky Derby is a blast. Would probably be fun.
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So one of my best buds/roommates in college is getting married in June, ideas? dnr this thread. TIA.
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So one of my best buds/roommates in college is getting married in June, ideas? dnr this thread. TIA.
my idea is to read this thread. YW.
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tbt, just caught up on this thread. If I were you, I'd look into what asava did a couple of pages ago. Seemed pretty choice to me.
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went to one in august that had like 20 bros. im sure he just included 37 knowing that a few couldn't make it. the more the merrier, I think.
Yes, there may be 37 people on the email but 10 of those people will be too poor, 5 will not get permission from their wives and 3 will decide not to go because they cant party anymore.
24 have confirmed and 5 are still TBD. This is shaping up to be a good one.
So one of my best buds/roommates in college is getting married in June, ideas? dnr this thread. TIA.
Not sure what your group of friends likes to do, but we're doing a Blvd tour (:Yuck:.... Jk, love that place :D), party bus to the Royals game and then sitting in the Pepsi Porch seats in the outfield (tune in on May 17 :royals:), and then taking the party bus back to one of KC's many fine bar districts.
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En route to Grand Lake for one this weekend. Will be a drunken redneck time
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BP Week :excited:
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BP Week :excited:
mocat you are going to have a blast. My bros knocked it out of the park with mine. I still owe gE an update with some sweet pictures. What are you guys doing?
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BP Week :excited:
mocat you are going to have a blast. My bros knocked it out of the park with mine. I still owe gE an update with some sweet pictures. What are you guys doing?
it's not as fabulous as asava's, but i am pretty excited to have all the bros together. the nights are centered around 1) camping and 2) party bus
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Well I'm pretty sure it's going to be fabulous. Get excited!
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if any of you ever stay at the mirage and find a drawing of the Internet phenomenon dickbutt inside the bible in your room, I don't know anything about it
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BP Week :excited:
mocat you are going to have a blast. My bros knocked it out of the park with mine. I still owe gE an update with some sweet pictures. What are you guys doing?
it's not as fabulous as asava's, but i am pretty excited to have all the bros together. the nights are centered around 1) camping and 2) party bus
sounds pretty
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if you ask me.
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a camping bach party sounds incredibly fun (controversy?)
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yeah it's going to be fabulous :excited:
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is it asava approved camping tho?
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Do the strippers have to get to the campsite on their own?
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is it asava approved camping tho?
you would die trying to camel that much booze
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is it asava approved camping tho?
Do the strippers have to get to the campsite on their own?
answer to first question may nullify need for the second
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camping is not for strippers, good grief mrs gooch. camping is for doing dunkaroos and comparing your constellation knowledge and shooting guns and driving four wheelers and peeing off the roof of a cabin and stuff like that
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OH, the strippers show up in the party bus part?
I am not fully versed on bachelor parties.
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OH, the strippers show up in the party bus part?
I am not fully versed on bachelor parties.
where in the hell do you think that party bus is going?
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OH, the strippers show up in the party bus part?
I am not fully versed on bachelor parties.
where in the hell do you think that party bus is going?
Bringing you back from the campsite?
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Nashville this weekend! Any must do things as a group other than scam on the 343 bachelorette parties in town?
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Nashville this weekend! Any must do things as a group other than scam on the 343 bachelorette parties in town?
wait a second... very good friend of mine is doing the same thing.... :suspicious:
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i assume every bachelor party is in nashville at this point
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Nashville this weekend! Any must do things as a group other than scam on the 343 bachelorette parties in town?
Neighbors of Sylvan Park.
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Nashville this weekend! Any must do things as a group other than scam on the 343 bachelorette parties in town?
wait a second... very good friend of mine is doing the same thing.... :suspicious:
Whoah! Pretty good buddies with everyone going but maybe you know one of his older brothers??? Just assuming you are a bit older than 25
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Nashville this weekend! Any must do things as a group other than scam on the 343 bachelorette parties in town?
wait a second... very good friend of mine is doing the same thing.... :suspicious:
Whoah! Pretty good buddies with everyone going but maybe you know one of his older brothers??? Just assuming you are a bit older than 25
Not too much older. The friend I have is 29, and does not have a little brother. Sounds like there may be two bachelor parties vying for all the party in Nashville. BACHELOR PARTY SHOWDOWN 2014.
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Leaving tomorrow for one of my best bro's party. Staying in Omaha(hey SD!) for the weekend and gonna party all day and night and go to lots of CWS games :excited: :excited: :excited:
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I'm drunk, you guys
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Judging by that picture, you are 9 feet tall and 650 lbs
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Judging by that picture, you are 9 feet tall and 650 lbs
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Just got invited to a float trip bachelor party that includes 27 people, most of whom I don't know or don't like. Currently looking for an excuse to bail.
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just tell them you don't have the backbone to decline crap you don't want to do. not really an excuse, more of a reality. should work.
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MH what would you do if you don't go on this float trip?
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Same weekend as the home opener. Problem solved.
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Insist to everyone that you're going to a Family Reunion.
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Same weekend as the home opener. Problem solved.
If it weren't for the Family Reunion I would tell you to leave your comfort zone for a couple of days and enjoy the hell out of that float trip.
But obviously either the groom or best man (or both) is not #1cat, so screw those guys.
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Same weekend as the home opener. Problem solved.
If it weren't for the Family Reunion I would tell you to leave your comfort zone for a couple of days and enjoy the hell out of that float trip.
But obviously either the groom or best man (or both) is not #1cat, so screw those guys.
:lynchmob:
I've left my comfort zone plenty of times with this group. Even if the family reunion wasn't that weekend, I would prefer to stay away. They're going to participate in a bunch of activities that I would enjoy, but I would prefer not to be in a constant state of agitation all weekend from dealing with people that I find disagreeable.
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Same weekend as the home opener. Problem solved.
If it weren't for the Family Reunion I would tell you to leave your comfort zone for a couple of days and enjoy the hell out of that float trip.
But obviously either the groom or best man (or both) is not #1cat, so screw those guys.
:lynchmob:
I've left my comfort zone plenty of times with this group. Even if the family reunion wasn't that weekend, I would prefer to stay away. They're going to participate in a bunch of activities that I would enjoy, but I would prefer not to be in a constant state of agitation all weekend from dealing with people that I find disagreeable.
NO
H8
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Same weekend as the home opener. Problem solved.
If it weren't for the Family Reunion I would tell you to leave your comfort zone for a couple of days and enjoy the hell out of that float trip.
But obviously either the groom or best man (or both) is not #1cat, so screw those guys.
:lynchmob:
I've left my comfort zone plenty of times with this group. Even if the family reunion wasn't that weekend, I would prefer to stay away. They're going to participate in a bunch of activities that I would enjoy, but I would prefer not to be in a constant state of agitation all weekend from dealing with people that I find disagreeable.
NO
H8
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i don't know
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Same weekend as the home opener. Problem solved.
If it weren't for the Family Reunion I would tell you to leave your comfort zone for a couple of days and enjoy the hell out of that float trip.
But obviously either the groom or best man (or both) is not #1cat, so screw those guys.
:lynchmob:
I've left my comfort zone plenty of times with this group. Even if the family reunion wasn't that weekend, I would prefer to stay away. They're going to participate in a bunch of activities that I would enjoy, but I would prefer not to be in a constant state of agitation all weekend from dealing with people that I find disagreeable.
NO
H8
:confused:
Is the bachelor party for a gay wedding?
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Same weekend as the home opener. Problem solved.
If it weren't for the Family Reunion I would tell you to leave your comfort zone for a couple of days and enjoy the hell out of that float trip.
But obviously either the groom or best man (or both) is not #1cat, so screw those guys.
:lynchmob:
I've left my comfort zone plenty of times with this group. Even if the family reunion wasn't that weekend, I would prefer to stay away. They're going to participate in a bunch of activities that I would enjoy, but I would prefer not to be in a constant state of agitation all weekend from dealing with people that I find disagreeable.
NO
H8
:confused:
Is the bachelor party for a gay wedding?
Nope.
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cancun of the midwest this weekend :surprised:
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My best friend from grade school has his bachelor party next weekend. He wants to golf (I've never swung a club) and bro out. Do I need to become respectable in golf so that I can feel normal?
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My best friend from grade school has his bachelor party next weekend. He wants to golf (I've never swung a club) and bro out. Do I need to become respectable in golf so that I can feel normal?
Don't even pretend to play. Just go with, drive a cart around the course and order lots of booze from the cart girls.
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My best friend from grade school has his bachelor party next weekend. He wants to golf (I've never swung a club) and bro out. Do I need to become respectable in golf so that I can feel normal?
Don't even pretend to play. Just go with, drive a cart around the course and order lots of booze from the cart girls.
Man, THIS is why I pay for goEMAW premium. Fantastic advice!
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I would urge you to consider taking up golf at some point tho. In addition to being fun, it's a great excuse to day drink with your bros once your married.
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My best friend from grade school has his bachelor party next weekend. He wants to golf (I've never swung a club) and bro out. Do I need to become respectable in golf so that I can feel normal?
Don't even pretend to play. Just go with, drive a cart around the course and order lots of booze from the cart girls.
Man, THIS is why I pay for goEMAW premium. Fantastic advice!
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Be his "caddy." Wipe his clubs down and help line up putts and stuff.
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I would urge you to consider taking up golf at some point tho. In addition to being fun, it's a great excuse to day drink with your bros once your married.
Oh I plan to. I just can't do it this week.
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I would urge you to consider taking up golf at some point tho. In addition to being fun, it's a great excuse to day drink with your bros once your married.
Oh I plan to. I just can't do it this week.
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cancun of the midwest this weekend :surprised:
Damn, just saw this. Would've had you bring me scheme.
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Went to buddy's bachelor party, and our group made a swing by the local strip club. Being married, I wasn't into the dancers, giving tips, etc., especially since my wife is 5x hotter than any of the women in the club. So, went back to play pool, and kept getting challenged by the strippers who weren't having to work the floor or stage at the moment. It was fun but bizarre to play women in bras/g-strings, or whatever skimpy stuff they were wearing, but I kept winning so moved on to playing the next stripper in skimpy underwear-type stuff.
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Great story deputy dog. Congrats on the smoking hot piece wife with the banging stripper-plus bod. Boing!!! :fatty:
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gromit, lol
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Great story deputy dog. Congrats on the smoking hot piece wife with the banging stripper-plus bod. Boing!!! :fatty:
It was a pretty great story IMO
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Great story deputy dog. Congrats on the smoking hot piece wife with the banging stripper-plus bod. Boing!!! :fatty:
It was a pretty great story IMO
Yes, he painted a very clear picture of his wife and OH MY WOW!
You'd better not be doing anything other than playing pool with those stripper chicks.
Gonna win 'em all!
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"Playing pool in the back" huh... I get it :fatty:
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"Playing pool in the back" huh... I get it :fatty:
They don't put the pool table at strip clubs in the middle of the room. :shakesfist:
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cancun of the midwest this weekend :surprised:
This is none other than the Hozarks, correct?
Had a great little bachelor party there this weekend. Got weird at Shady Gators on Friday night with a bachelorette party followed by an even weirder Saturday at Lazy Gators. Got an HJ in the pool from a different girl that was in the previous nights bachelorette party.
Saturday night we had strippers over for the bach, a buddy of mine snapped a few pics, on the third one he let the flash go off (amateur)... One stripper flipped and tried to quit. She attempted to justify this move by saying, 'I have 2 kids at home who absolutely can NEVER find out I'm a stripper'. All the while ignoring her full size cross-tat on her calf and crushing a pack of cigs outside. #rolemodel
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this is a family blog rockstate. clean it up.
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cancun of the midwest this weekend :surprised:
This is none other than the Hozarks, correct?
Had a great little bachelor party there this weekend. Got weird at Shady Gators on Friday night with a bachelorette party followed by an even weirder Saturday at Lazy Gators. Got an HJ in the pool from a different girl that was in the previous nights bachelorette party.
Saturday night we had strippers over for the bach, a buddy of mine snapped a few pics, on the third one he let the flash go off (amateur)... One stripper flipped and tried to quit. She attempted to justify this move by saying, 'I have 2 kids at home who absolutely can NEVER find out I'm a stripper'. All the while ignoring her full size cross-tat on her calf and crushing a pack of cigs outside pulled the car around for her colleague. #rolemodel
Cleaned up.
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if it's not ok to crush a pack of cigs in the ozarks while entertaining random bros i just don't know which way is up anymore
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RS2k seems like real trash. The kind of trash that was already pretty gross on its own and then someone took a crap in that trash.
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MB seems like a guy who's never pak'd and loves to be all judgey. Not sorry I party.
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Nobody cares if shitted in trash is sorry about anything.
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Rockhurst people everybody!!!!
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Hater's gonna hate. :blah:
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Of course the guy who talks about getting "HJs" at the ozarks on the internet says "haters gonna hate".
When was the last time you said Brosef Stalin?
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He's a fantastic caricature of a bro and just general bro-ery. It's weird that he's an actual human.
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Its almost like that stripper considered herself an actual person. Good thing you and your bros set that ho bag straight RockState. When are Hos gonna realize they don't count as people? I mean, she's a working Mom with 2 kids living in the Ozarks and stripping for bro bachelor parties. Obviously she needs cool studs like RockState to kick her when she's down. If I ever met a ho like that I'd crush some Bud Lights, crank the Kid Rock Greatest hits, and treat her like the piece of trash she is then brag about it.
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Your forgot to say that you'd get an HJ in the hotel pool by some rando hobag (implied that you ejaculated in the pool). BROS!!!!
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i kept it classy in the real cancun of the midwest, folks
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i kept it classy in the real cancun of the midwest, folks
no HJ's in the pool?
not sure how you passed that up :dunno:
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i kept it classy in the real cancun of the midwest, folks
Would expect nothing less.
Gonna win 'em all!
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i kept it classy in the real cancun of the midwest, folks
no HJ's in the pool?
not sure how you passed that up :dunno:
Guys, let he is without HJ's in the pool cast the first stone.
Gonna win 'em all!
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please give the coordinates of that pool you creampied so I can stay 1000 miles away from there
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i kept it classy in the real cancun of the midwest, folks
no HJ's in the pool?
not sure how you passed that up :dunno:
Guys, let he is without HJ's in the pool cast the first stone.
Gonna win 'em all!
(bj's don't count right?)
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fathleticskillsforkids.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F09%2Fkid-skipping-stone.jpg&hash=82545c3ad25542243d5fd5fa1063bbe8cbf933da)
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i kept it classy in the real cancun of the midwest, folks
no HJ's in the pool?
not sure how you passed that up :dunno:
Guys, let he is without HJ's in the pool cast the first stone.
Gonna win 'em all!
(bj's don't count right?)
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fathleticskillsforkids.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F09%2Fkid-skipping-stone.jpg&hash=82545c3ad25542243d5fd5fa1063bbe8cbf933da)
I don't think so. Probably need a rock state ruling.
Gonna win 'em all!
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I can't believe anyone would #fanningbrag about an hj. :Wha:
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I think RS is pretty metal. You do you Rock.
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I can't believe anyone would 3fanningbrag about an hj. :Wha:
Maybe in 9th grade this would be fanningbrag material.
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I can't believe anyone would 3fanningbrag about an hj. :Wha:
Maybe in 9th grade this would be fanningbrag material.
:thumbs: Hey now, this guy likes to rock out, with his crock out!
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I can count the number of handjobs I have gotten in public pools from total stranger on 1 hand so good for all you public hand job studs.
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An HJ (to completion) in a pool sounds pretty much awful, even if it's from someone you love.
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An HJ (to completion) in a pool sounds pretty much awful, even if it's from someone you love.
It's not so bad, Russ
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Sounds about as bad as this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fmban3Fio14
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Rusty brings up a great point about the lubricity being all wrong.
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I can't imagine how frustrated i'd be if that's all that was happening. :curse:
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Rusty brings up a great point about the lubricity being all wrong.
medieval effing torture i tell ya
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Bunch of rookies in here.
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Bunch of rookies in here.
Yes, I am definitely a public pool HJ virgin
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Bunch of rookies in here.
Yes, I am definitely a public pool HJ virgin
Get off (lol) Rock's case then.
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Spent this past weekend in Colorado for a 4 day/3 night BP. Lots of beers and laughs with my college bros, but no underwater HJs (that I know of).
I thought it was a great time until I read the last couple of pages of this thread. Did my group BP wrong? :confused:
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No finish... whoever said lubricacity was all wrong nailed it. Girl just really liked RS2k and wanted to tease of what could come later.
I'd say if no bro got any sort of J, you did your bp wrong.
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Its almost like that stripper considered herself an actual person. Good thing you and your bros set that ho bag straight RockState. When are Hos gonna realize they don't count as people? I mean, she's a working Mom with 2 kids living in the Ozarks and stripping for bro bachelor parties. Obviously she needs cool studs like RockState to kick her when she's down. If I ever met a ho like that I'd crush some Bud Lights, crank the Kid Rock Greatest hits, and treat her like the piece of trash she is then brag about it.
I'm fairly positive that strippers are supposed to leave any idea of who they are at the door. And for that matter, a lot of their dignity. Isn't that a lot of the idea? :dunno:
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Hell yeah RS
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No finish... whoever said lubricacity was all wrong nailed it. Girl just really liked RS2k and wanted to tease of what could come later.
I'd say if no bro got any sort of J, you did your bp wrong.
oh sweet. medieval rubbing torture plus blue balls. sounds swell. show my ready to be abused dick where to sign :excited:
:flush:
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RS is rough ridin' kicking down doors in this thread.
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Agreed. Not a cool thing to do to a guy, but whatevs. In the moment, I wasn't complaining. :jerk:
(albeit against my better judgement and feeling like I'm giving in, I'll admit it's pretty trashy, but eff it, when in 'Cancun of the Midwest')
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Blue balls is an invented condition to coerce the unwilling into finishing what they started. :dubious:
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hey morons, maybe RockState2000 forgot to mention that this bach party took place in late July '96 so technically he was still in ninth grade, which makes this whole thing a horse of a different color
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Blue balls is an invented condition to coerce the unwilling into finishing what they started. :dubious:
Brilliant man who invented that.
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No finish... whoever said lubricacity was all wrong nailed it. Girl just really liked RS2k and wanted to tease of what could come later.
I'd say if no bro got any sort of J, you did your bp wrong.
Nearly everyone in the group was either married or in a committed relationship, and all are very respectful people. Remind me to avoid BPs in the Ozarks...
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No finish... whoever said lubricacity was all wrong nailed it. Girl just really liked RS2k and wanted to tease of what could come later.
I'd say if no bro got any sort of J, you did your bp wrong.
Nearly everyone in the group was either married or in a committed relationship, and all are very respectful people. Remind me to avoid BPs in the Ozarks...
^^^ BP fail
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You're right. We should've invited some single people that we really don't like. It would've been a much better time.
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lol @ wacky trying to tell anyone how to have a good BP.
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Found RS2k's BP party pool pic!
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10448808_10152593938706584_2183976842836822066_n.jpg)
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Its almost like that stripper considered herself an actual person. Good thing you and your bros set that ho bag straight RockState. When are Hos gonna realize they don't count as people? I mean, she's a working Mom with 2 kids living in the Ozarks and stripping for bro bachelor parties. Obviously she needs cool studs like RockState to kick her when she's down. If I ever met a ho like that I'd crush some Bud Lights, crank the Kid Rock Greatest hits, and treat her like the piece of trash she is then brag about it.
I'm fairly positive that strippers are supposed to leave any idea of who they are at the door. And for that matter, a lot of their dignity. Isn't that a lot of the idea? :dunno:
I'm total agreement. They are not people. They are trash Hos and its our job as stud bros to never let them forget that. Usually I just throw garbage in their faces, then crank some ICP, crush a few bud lights, and head for the pool.
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Based on the angle of 3rd girl from the left's right arm my guess is RS2k is the backwards hat bro. 'grats, RS2k!
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Its almost like that stripper considered herself an actual person. Good thing you and your bros set that ho bag straight RockState. When are Hos gonna realize they don't count as people? I mean, she's a working Mom with 2 kids living in the Ozarks and stripping for bro bachelor parties. Obviously she needs cool studs like RockState to kick her when she's down. If I ever met a ho like that I'd crush some Bud Lights, crank the Kid Rock Greatest hits, and treat her like the piece of trash she is then brag about it.
I'm fairly positive that strippers are supposed to leave any idea of who they are at the door. And for that matter, a lot of their dignity. Isn't that a lot of the idea? :dunno:
I'm total agreement. They are not people. They are trash Hos and its our job as stud bros to never let them forget that. Usually I just throw garbage in their faces, then crank some ICP, crush a few bud lights, and head for the pool.
CF3 voted for the pasties in MO. Thanks, bud.
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I guess a pool HJ that doesn't go all the way isn't so bad.
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No finish... whoever said lubricacity was all wrong nailed it. Girl just really liked RS2k and wanted to tease of what could come later.
I'd say if no bro got any sort of J, you did your bp wrong.
Duh that's what I'm saying. Best bachelor parties are full of skanks just handing out J's left and right, then crush a few bud lights, crank some Rob Zombie, head to the pool and just party.
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No finish... whoever said lubricacity was all wrong nailed it. Girl just really liked RS2k and wanted to tease of what could come later.
I'd say if no bro got any sort of J, you did your bp wrong.
Duh that's what I'm saying. Best bachelor parties are full of skanks just handing out J's left and right, then crush a few bud lights, crank some Rob Zombie, head to the pool and just party.
Yup, this is BP Econ 101. The number of jobs is directly proportional to the overall success of the BP.
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Hey my bud cf3 don't forget System of a Down, mmkay? :nono:
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Its almost like that stripper considered herself an actual person. Good thing you and your bros set that ho bag straight RockState. When are Hos gonna realize they don't count as people? I mean, she's a working Mom with 2 kids living in the Ozarks and stripping for bro bachelor parties. Obviously she needs cool studs like RockState to kick her when she's down. If I ever met a ho like that I'd crush some Bud Lights, crank the Kid Rock Greatest hits, and treat her like the piece of trash she is then brag about it.
I'm fairly positive that strippers are supposed to leave any idea of who they are at the door. And for that matter, a lot of their dignity. Isn't that a lot of the idea? :dunno:
I'm total agreement. They are not people. They are trash Hos and its our job as stud bros to never let them forget that. Usually I just throw garbage in their faces, then crank some ICP, crush a few bud lights, and head for the pool.
CF3 voted for the pasties in MO. Thanks, bud.
No way bro. No way. You know some stupid woman was behind that move. I don't know why we ever let women talk let alone read or vote bro. If there's one thing I hate its when bitches open their mouths and talk. Uh, excuse me! Less talking more Pool HJs please!
Now pass my ass a bud light and crank the System of A Down. Lets head to the pool bro!
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I'll be at Jones Pool (rip) with our Big XII logo. Bud Light Platinums on lock.
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Man, after reading the last few pages I guess we definitely did my BP wrong. :dunno:
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I'll be at Jones Pool (rip) with our Big XII logo. Bud Light Platinums on lock.
Dammit, he's a sock.
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lol @ wacky trying to tell anyone how to have a good BP.
:ROFL:
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An HJ (to completion) in a pool sounds pretty much awful, even if it's from someone you love.
It's not so bad, Russ
*chevy chase voice*
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This blog is turning into a bunch of old men
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Normally I am of the belief that all hj's are a waste of time, but I would stab TownieCat in the neck to get some trashy ozarks pool hj
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Normally I am of the belief that all hj's are a waste of time, but I would stab TownieCat in the neck to get some trashy ozarks pool hj
I know right?!
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This blog is turning into a bunch of old men
Get off my lawn!
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Normally I am of the belief that all hj's are a waste of time, but I would stab TownieCat in the neck to get some trashy ozarks pool hj
I know right?!
:frown:
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Normally I am of the belief that all hj's are a waste of time, but I would stab TownieCat in the neck to get some trashy ozarks pool hj
I know right?!
:frown:
I don't think it was an indictment on you so much as a testament to a trashy Ozark's pool hj.
Gonna win 'em all!
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Classic BP, Rocky. Sounds like a blast, and exactly what a BP should be.
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Classic BP, Rocky. Sounds like a blast, and exactly what a BP should be.
If yours is any different you're doing it wrong
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If you're not releasing during a good ole hj on a bp, you're doing it wrong!
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Normally I am of the belief that all hj's are a waste of time, but I would stab TownieCat in the neck to get some trashy ozarks pool hj
I know right?!
:frown:
I don't think it was an indictment on you so much as a testament to a trashy Ozark's pool hj.
Gonna win 'em all!
I refuse to be the sacrificial lamb for anything less than oral.
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Normally I am of the belief that all hj's are a waste of time, but I would stab TownieCat in the neck to get some trashy ozarks pool hj
I know right?!
:frown:
I don't think it was an indictment on you so much as a testament to a trashy Ozark's pool hj.
Gonna win 'em all!
I refuse to be the sacrificial lamb for anything less than oral.
You are placing way too much emphasis on the "j" and not nearly enough on the "trashy Ozark's pool h."
It's understandable, a lot of people make the same mistake.
Gonna win 'em all!
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My goal for my bp is to hit every strip within 50 miles of where we go. Give less than Chen and Yordano for a dance. Let them get half a song in and not finish and let them know they are trash, and feel good about myself.
Also get blue balls at each club, just to teach them to do better next time I'm back.
Thanks RS2K!
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Normally I am of the belief that all hj's are a waste of time, but I would stab TownieCat in the neck to get some trashy ozarks pool hj
I know right?!
:frown:
I don't think it was an indictment on you so much as a testament to a trashy Ozark's pool hj.
Gonna win 'em all!
I refuse to be the sacrificial lamb for anything less than oral.
You are placing way too much emphasis on the "j" and not nearly enough on the "trashy Ozark's pool h."
It's understandable, a lot of people make the same mistake.
Gonna win 'em all!
That's really good stuff...Especially coming from a guy named slobber :D
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That's why I am kind of a big deal (as it relates to j's).
Gonna win 'em all!
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Guys, I'm going on another bachelor party this weekend. I'll make sure the HJs are OTP so we can class it up a bit. #NOLA #YOLO
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Might as well go hard, no need to change who you are now
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have fun rs2k
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Touché. Who the eff am I kidding? To the pool!
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Touché. Who the eff am I kidding? To the pool!
:ksu:
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going to a bach party in the zarks in a couple weeks :sdeek:
rockstate, get in here and list out in detail each step you took along the way to your poolHJ, so that i can avoid each one systematically
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Going to a bachelor party in the Poconos in about a month. Never been up there, but have heard it ain't too shabby. Anything going on up there that is an absolute must do for bachelor party type events?
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Going to a bachelor party in the Poconos in about a month. Never been up there, but have heard it ain't too shabby. Anything going on up there that is an absolute must do for bachelor party type events?
Facts of Life Museum?
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I went to the lamest bachelor party of all time this past weekend. They played RISK all night and Magic The Gathering. No beer...only Mountain Dew.
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wtf
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I kinda find it hard to believe with a name like Blumpkin, you had a lame bp...
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I went to the lamest bachelor party of all time this past weekend. They played RISK all night and Magic The Gathering. No beer...only Mountain Dew.
lol. wut. how is this person getting married?
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I went to the lamest bachelor party of all time this past weekend. They played RISK all night and Magic The Gathering. No beer...only Mountain Dew.
lol. wut. how is this person getting married?
Great question. I have absolutely no idea. I had to leave after an hour and a half because they were going to watch "Predator" on blu-ray. I couldn't handle the "the resolution sucks on blu-ray because it was made in the 80s and the transfer is weak as a result" debate. Went fishing instead.
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I went to the lamest bachelor party of all time this past weekend. They played RISK all night and Magic The Gathering. No beer...only Mountain Dew.
lol. wut. how is this person getting married?
Great question. I have absolutely no idea. I had to leave after an hour and a half because they were going to watch "Predator" on blu-ray. I couldn't handle the "the resolution sucks on blu-ray because it was made in the 80s and the transfer is weak as a result" debate. Went fishing instead.
this sounds like a large selection of neck-beardos.
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how do you possibly hang out with people like that enough to be invited to their bach party? hopefully just a lonely coworker with few friends/you were being nice?
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I went to the lamest bachelor party of all time this past weekend. They played RISK all night and Magic The Gathering. No beer...only Mountain Dew.
lol. wut. how is this person getting married?
Great question. I have absolutely no idea. I had to leave after an hour and a half because they were going to watch "Predator" on blu-ray. I couldn't handle the "the resolution sucks on blu-ray because it was made in the 80s and the transfer is weak as a result" debate. Went fishing instead.
this sounds like a large selection of neck-beardos.
You are correct. There were also several dudes that had facial hair going into their lips in such a manner that eerily resembled a vagina. Their facial hair was pubes then lips. It was so disgusting it was beautiful. I thought about hiring a stripper or something, but I was worried for the pillows in the house. No one ever thinks of the pillows, you know?
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how do you possibly hang out with people like that enough to be invited to their bach party? hopefully just a lonely coworker with few friends/you were being nice?
I was his supervisor for his clinical hours while he was getting his Master's degree. I helped him for 3 years and was invited. He didn't have too many friends so I figured I would show up for a bit. Nice guy, really good with kids going through the DHS system, but totally nerdy beyond all recognition.
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how do you possibly hang out with people like that enough to be invited to their bach party? hopefully just a lonely coworker with few friends/you were being nice?
I was his supervisor for his clinical hours while he was getting his Master's degree. I helped him for 3 years and was invited. He didn't have too many friends so I figured I would show up for a bit. Nice guy, really good with kids going through the DHS system, but totally nerdy beyond all recognition.
you sound like a good person for stopping by this snoozefest. you really should have brought a bunch of booze and strippers and then just sit back and watched.
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and you should have beat all their asses at RISK
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Risk is pretty badass. Any mhkr's interested in a weekly or bi-weekly session of risk?
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I'll bring the Dew and B Rays! :party:
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Risk is pretty badass. Any mhkr's interested in a weekly or bi-weekly session of risk?
I could maybe handle a monthly sesh.
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obviously the dew would be spiked and perhaps other BGED's (board game ED's) available
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how do you possibly hang out with people like that enough to be invited to their bach party? hopefully just a lonely coworker with few friends/you were being nice?
I was his supervisor for his clinical hours while he was getting his Master's degree. I helped him for 3 years and was invited. He didn't have too many friends so I figured I would show up for a bit. Nice guy, really good with kids going through the DHS system, but totally nerdy beyond all recognition.
you sound like a good person for stopping by this snoozefest. you really should have brought a bunch of booze and strippers and then just sit back and watched.
Probably wouldn't have been appreciated unless the girls were wearing cosplay outfits.
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RS2K - how was NOLA? do they HJ down south?
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RS2K - how was NOLA? do they HJ down south?
Landon is one of the few guys that can HJ up North. Otherwise, most HJ's are down South.
Gonna win 'em all!
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RS2K - how was NOLA? do they HJ down south?
3+ years and you use one of your 24 posts on this? Odd.
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Unfortunately, no. The pool scene there isn't as Ozarkey. The bars with the bachelorette parties tho... I mean, those girls are there to party and let loose. Of your soon to be wifey is thinking NOLA, don't let her.
#protip
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RS2K - how was NOLA? do they HJ down south?
3+ years and you use one of your 24 posts on this? Odd.
8MP, you focus on wrong details. This about HJs and best locales to find them freely.
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RS2K - how was NOLA? do they HJ down south?
Landon is one of the few guys that can HJ up North. Otherwise, most HJ's are down South.
Gonna win 'em all!
Really disappointed that nobody has herp derp'd this.
It's because, you know, Landon's a dickhead.
Gonna win 'em all!
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RS2K - how was NOLA? do they HJ down south?
3+ years and you use one of your 24 posts on this? Odd.
I think it's odd people around here don't support HJs
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RS2K - how was NOLA? do they HJ down south?
3+ years and you use one of your 24 posts on this? Odd.
I think it's odd people around here don't support HJs
rs2K sock
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RS2K - how was NOLA? do they HJ down south?
3+ years and you use one of your 24 posts on this? Odd.
I think it's odd people around here don't support HJs
rs2K sock
nope
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14 years old?
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RS2K - how was NOLA? do they HJ down south?
3+ years and you use one of your 24 posts on this? Odd.
I think it's odd people around here don't support HJs
Knock yourself out.
Gonna win 'em all!
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no pool handys but pretty good bachelor party last night
it was a 2-dayer but I could only make it for last night. it was casino night and I got up big on the blackjack table, and you guys know what I did instead of walking away? I kept riding that heater until I was down to my last rough ridin' chips. won that hand and proceeded to get on another heater, managed to get back to even, which was a monster stack to begin with of course. then guess what I did? I cashed in those chips and played a $15 slot just for shits and giggles :Keke:
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no pool handys but pretty good bachelor party last night
it was a 2-dayer but I could only make it for last night. it was casino night and I got up big on the blackjack table, and you guys know what I did instead of walking away? I kept riding that heater until I was down to my last rough ridin' chips. won that hand and proceeded to get on another heater, managed to get back to even, which was a monster stack to begin with of course. then guess what I did? I cashed in those chips and played a $15 slot just for shits and giggles :Keke:
Bachelor party fail. That's just really unfortunate.
If you break even at the tables, and you've managed to spend a good amount of your night there... you're a winner in my book. Essentially played all night for free. Well done.
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I'm glad you had fun, IRL bud TBT
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Have another bachelor party in Vegas over Labor Day weekend and I'm really hoping I can improve my performance.
Last bachelor party in Vegas was in back in march of 2014 and I thought I was still 21. Got in thursday night and went on a 36 hour bender that involved 6 hrs of sleep, 1 meal and enough alcohol to kill Aldon Smith.
I was on the PUP list by Saturday afternoon.
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What's the protocol on these bad boys? Wedding will be mid June, but I want to do Vegas during March Madness and I feel like I could hit two birds with one stone. Is that too far away from the wedding (June)?
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What's the protocol on these bad boys? Wedding will be mid June, but I want to do Vegas during March Madness and I feel like I could hit two birds with one stone. Is that too far away from the wedding (June)?
you just go bananas at the lake of the ozarks duh
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What's the protocol on these bad boys? Wedding will be mid June, but I want to do Vegas during March Madness and I feel like I could hit two birds with one stone. Is that too far away from the wedding (June)?
you just go bananas at the lake of the ozarks duh
:lol:
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What's the protocol on these bad boys? Wedding will be mid June, but I want to do Vegas during March Madness and I feel like I could hit two birds with one stone. Is that too far away from the wedding (June)?
Last year I went to a bachelor party in June for a wedding in November. If a Vegas trip for MM is what you want then do that.
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What's the protocol on these bad boys? Wedding will be mid June, but I want to do Vegas during March Madness and I feel like I could hit two birds with one stone. Is that too far away from the wedding (June)?
Last year I went to a bachelor party in June for a wedding in November. If a Vegas trip for MM is what you want then do that.
:thumbs:
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truthfully, i can't see wacky surviving a bachelor party in las vegas
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BP's are so yesterday.
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truthfully, i can't see wacky surviving a bachelor party in las vegas
'Clams really knows my pace and it's not a good one. :lol:
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just go to a frat party, it don't get much better than that
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Bachelorette parties are better, from what I hear. Pretty good source.
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Bachelorette parties are better, from what I hear. Pretty good source.
I have never been to a bachelor party so I can't compare. One time I was in Vegas for a wedding and they had bachelor and bachelorette parties there a day before the wedding....and they both ended up at the same place - it is a strip club with girls dancing on the first floor and guys dancing on the second floor.
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The only thing I know about bachelorette parties is that they drink out of penis straws and everything else is a plastic penis. HUr HUr Hur. Let me bet on some games and party rock with my boys! That sounds like a dream come true!
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Bachelorette parties are better, from what I hear. Pretty good source.
I have never been to a bachelor party so I can't compare. One time I was in Vegas for a wedding and they had bachelor and bachelorette parties there a day before the wedding....and they both ended up at the same place - it is a strip club with girls dancing on the first floor and guys dancing on the second floor.
This happened to my friends in Colorado this last year. They both planned their parties in Colorado and they ended up at dinner, at the same place. So dumb!
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The only thing I know about bachelorette parties is that they drink out of penis straws and everything else is a plastic penis. HUr HUr Hur. Let me bet on some games and party rock with my boys! That sounds like a dream come true!
Yes, penis straws and penis balloons and penis rings and penis candy and penis cakes. Also doing some kind of scavenger hunt thing where you have to get a picture with certain types of people is popular.
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I have a basket of party supplies that I keep when I have leftovers from things and I think I still have some penis straws.
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Man, those penis straws are a rough ridin' hit. When I use to go to P & L back in the day, there was always a bachelorette party going on and there were penises everywhere! Whoever started that company, is stacking cash!
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Man, those penis straws are a rough ridin' hit. When I use to go to P & L back in the day, there was always a bachelorette party going on and there were penises everywhere! Whoever started that company, is stacking cash!
Oh also the bride-to-be wearing a veil with little penises all over it.
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Man, those penis straws are a rough ridin' hit. When I use to go to P & L back in the day, there was always a bachelorette party going on and there were penises everywhere! Whoever started that company, is stacking cash!
Oh also the bride-to-be wearing a veil with little penises all over it.
OMG! I was just going to bring that up! You know how many of these sluts I've seen out, hitting on guys at their party?! You know some of them go home with these dudes, right?
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The only thing I know about bachelorette parties is that they drink out of penis straws and everything else is a plastic penis. HUr HUr Hur. Let me bet on some games and party rock with my boys! That sounds like a dream come true!
Yes, penis straws and penis balloons and penis rings and penis candy and penis cakes. Also doing some kind of scavenger hunt thing where you have to get a picture with certain types of people is popular.
Penis pictures?
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The only thing I know about bachelorette parties is that they drink out of penis straws and everything else is a plastic penis. HUr HUr Hur. Let me bet on some games and party rock with my boys! That sounds like a dream come true!
Yes, penis straws and penis balloons and penis rings and penis candy and penis cakes. Also doing some kind of scavenger hunt thing where you have to get a picture with certain types of people is popular.
Penis pictures?
You mean dick pics?
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Can you guys imagine if bachelor parties had a bunch of vagina decorations? :lol: :lol:
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im going to a BP in vegas next month!
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Can you guys imagine if bachelor parties had a bunch of vagina decorations? :lol: :lol:
How would a vagina straw work?
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Can you guys imagine if bachelor parties had a bunch of vagina decorations? :lol: :lol:
How would a vagina straw work?
May not be safe for work...
http://i01.i.aliimg.com/photo/v0/60041759015/sexy_women_vagina_straw.jpg
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Can you guys imagine if bachelor parties had a bunch of vagina decorations? :lol: :lol:
How would a vagina straw work?
May not be safe for work...
http://i01.i.aliimg.com/photo/v0/60041759015/sexy_women_vagina_straw.jpg
better hope you dont get the one that leaks :buh-bye:
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Can you guys imagine if bachelor parties had a bunch of vagina decorations? :lol: :lol:
How would a vagina straw work?
May not be safe for work...
http://i01.i.aliimg.com/photo/v0/60041759015/sexy_women_vagina_straw.jpg
better hope you dont get the one that leaks :buh-bye:
What if you were drinking something like a Bloody Mary when it leaked...... :sdeek:
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(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi788.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fyy167%2Fmythirdhouse%2Fsljo69.gif&hash=02c2297a871dcd04e328b6e465741dfba38766cd)
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I bet the competition in the penis industry is stiff
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Theres probably a few young up-and-comers.
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jokes and jokes and jokes
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The vagina straw market is a tough to get into, many barriers to entry.
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The vagina straw market is a tough to get into, many barriers to entry.
making margins tight?
Gonna win 'em all!
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Genitals are so unattractive. My god.
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Genitals are so unattractive. My god.
weird, like knees
Gonna win 'em all!
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Genitals are so unattractive. My god.
Disagree
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Can you guys imagine if bachelor parties had a bunch of vagina decorations? :lol: :lol:
They do, but they are usually attached to strippers.
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What's the protocol on these bad boys? Wedding will be mid June, but I want to do Vegas during March Madness and I feel like I could hit two birds with one stone. Is that too far away from the wedding (June)?
I'm going to a MM bachelor party in Vegas for my cousin and his wedding isn't until October '16 so you're good.
What if we see each other?! Oh man!
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Also, have been to a lot of BP's but never in Vegas. Need some pro tips.
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What's the protocol on these bad boys? Wedding will be mid June, but I want to do Vegas during March Madness and I feel like I could hit two birds with one stone. Is that too far away from the wedding (June)?
I'm going to a MM bachelor party in Vegas for my cousin and his wedding isn't until October '16 so you're good.
What if we see each other?! Oh man!
:thumbs: Sweet! :Woot:
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Also, have been to a lot of BP's but never in Vegas. Need some pro tips.
1. If you visit a gentlemans club never give them access to your CC.
2. Cabana at a pool/pool party >>>>>>> Table at a club.
3. Plan 1 event a day (Pool/Dinner/Etc) where everyone attends. Its hard to keep a group of more than 4-5 people together for extended times in Vegas.
4. Stay in the middle of the strip and don't get super expensive suites, just get a couple of rooms on the same floor.
5. Some of my best BP times in vegas are just walking down the strip with everyone pounding beers, the lights, the freedom, the people watching. Its amazing.
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Also, have been to a lot of BP's but never in Vegas. Need some pro tips.
1. If you visit a gentlemans club never give them access to your CC.
2. Cabana at a pool/pool party >>>>>>> Table at a club.
3. Plan 1 event a day (Pool/Dinner/Etc) where everyone attends. Its hard to keep a group of more than 4-5 people together for extended times in Vegas.
4. Stay in the middle of the strip and don't get super expensive suites, just get a couple of rooms on the same floor.
5. Some of my best BP times in vegas are just walking down the strip with everyone pounding beers, the lights, the freedom, the people watching. Its amazing.
These are some elite level tips.
Planning on golf twice.
Someone wants to get a table in a poker room somewhere. No idea what the cost on this is.
Already reserved three suites at the Wyndham grand desert. Hopefully it'd nice. Came out to $225 per person for three nights.
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Wyndham Grand Desert in Las Vegas is the perfect location for a relaxing vacation or conducting business.
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All my groomsman are spread across the country and trying to put this thing together in Vegas, pretty much by myself, wasn't much fun. We're cancelling Vegas for march madness (way too expensive, flights are like $700 round trip) and we're doing a staycation and staying at Harrah's here in KC. I figure we can do a blvd tour, rooms will be free through trade, maybe go to weston for a day, etc. Any other thoughts of what to do? Obviously watch basketball and drinking will be a big part of it.
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Weston has some pretty good antique shops, you'll have a good time.
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My buddy is a rep for McCormick (360 Vodka) and we'd do the under ground cave Irish bar, but thanks.
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My buddy is a rep for McCormick (360 Vodka) and we'd do the under ground cave Irish bar, but thanks.
Buddy of mine who lives in Atchinson says that place is great.
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i'd suggest just going to kcfdcat's brewery instead of the super lame-o blvd tour. maybe kcfdcat will set up a private tour for you for a nominal fee.
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We'll definitely stop by there. Has anyone ever done this? http://www.thekctours.com/gangster-tour.html
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WC go to Ale House. They have a $5 cover for you to go in and watch TV and buy bud lights and burgers on the inside but its totally worth it
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didn't know wacky's bach party is scheduled the same time as the world series
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We'll definitely stop by there. Has anyone ever done this? http://www.thekctours.com/gangster-tour.html
i did this about 6 years ago, from what i remember it was enjoyable, you'll learn some cool things. might be more interesting for the people that actually live in kansas city. and i wouldn't like, be wasted when you go.
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You could probably get Zarda BBQ to cater it
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wtf wacky, do you not have a best friend to plan this crap for you? :frown:
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yeah who's your best man? that guy is really dropping the ball
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wtf wacky, do you not have a best friend to plan this crap for you? :frown:
He lives in LA. I feel bad having my groomsman having to fly to Colorado and then potentially Vegas too. Some can swing it, some can't. He looked up a bunch of stuff for Vegas, but it was going to be really expensive, since it was the tourney week. We're talking like $750 round trip for just the flight alone. One lives in Dallas, Salina, and the other one is in KC, but he travels all the time for McCormick.
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We'll definitely stop by there. Has anyone ever done this? http://www.thekctours.com/gangster-tour.html
i did this about 6 years ago, from what i remember it was enjoyable, you'll learn some cool things. might be more interesting for the people that actually live in kansas city. and i wouldn't like, be wasted when you go.
Probably not a bros thing, then. I do want to do it tho.
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one of the nights you need to get one of those party buses. honest to god it does not get much more fun than all your friends bingeing hard to whatever music you want, driving around wherever tf you want to go. it's more fun than bars
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one of the nights you need to get one of those party buses. honest to god it doesn not get much more fun than all your friends bingeing hard to whatever music you want, driving around wherever tf you want to go. it's more fun than bars
That sounds like an amazing idea!
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these guys will take care of you.
http://www.kclimo.com (http://www.kclimo.com)
it ends up being like $20 per dude and you just bringe coolers of your own booze and tell the bus driver to just drive around, and then occasionally let everybody out for about 20 minutes:
get off the bus / chief a heater / pee in a bar bathroom / order a drink (if you're an idiot) / talk to a filly / pee one more time / chief one more heater / back on the bus
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these guys will take care of you.
http://www.kclimo.com (http://www.kclimo.com)
it ends up being like $20 per dude and you just bringe coolers of your own booze and tell the bus driver to just drive around, and then occasionally let everybody out for about 20 minutes:
get off the bus / chief a heater / pee in a bar bathroom / order a drink (if you're an idiot) / talk to a filly / pee one more time / chief one more heater / back on the bus
omg that wasn't even on purpose :love:
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you should get a giant suite at the westin that holds all the dudes, and then one night you can take the streetcar to pnl for the tourney
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jack stack freighthouse can handle that many dudes and is like the perfect bach party starter
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good grief i'm doing all the legwork here
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i am a 2-time best man :gocho:
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Great work in here, mocat! :thumbs: I sent that on to my best man. We'll stay in a hotel downtown. Thursday will be st pattys, so bars and NCAA bball tournament. Friday, we'll do a tour of blvd and then hit the casino. Saturday would be a good night for that limo and i'm not much of a strip club kind of guy, but I guess it's kind of a thing you have to do.
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Great work in here, mocat! :thumbs: I sent that on to my best man. We'll stay in a hotel downtown. Thursday will be st pattys, so bars and NCAA bball tournament. Friday, we'll do a tour of blvd and then hit the casino. Saturday would be a good night for that limo and i'm not much of a strip club kind of guy, but I guess it's kind of a thing you have to do.
No...no you don't.
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Yes you do.
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i regret going there because it took up way too much valuable bus time
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Great work in here, mocat! :thumbs: I sent that on to my best man. We'll stay in a hotel downtown. Thursday will be st pattys, so bars and NCAA bball tournament. Friday, we'll do a tour of blvd and then hit the casino. Saturday would be a good night for that limo and i'm not much of a strip club kind of guy, but I guess it's kind of a thing you have to do.
No...no you don't.
Not in KCMO you don't. Dry joints + pasties
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Great work in here, mocat! :thumbs: I sent that on to my best man. We'll stay in a hotel downtown. Thursday will be st pattys, so bars and NCAA bball tournament. Friday, we'll do a tour of blvd and then hit the casino. Saturday would be a good night for that limo and i'm not much of a strip club kind of guy, but I guess it's kind of a thing you have to do.
No...no you don't.
Not in KCMO you don't. Dry joints + pasties
That sounds terrible.
One requirement is getting everyone out of control drunk. This usually requires beers followed by redbull and liquor. Drink with reckless abandonment, it's shameless at a bachelor party.
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one of the nights you need to get one of those party buses. honest to god it does not get much more fun than all your friends bingeing hard to whatever music you want, driving around wherever tf you want to go. it's more fun than bars
i have loved every party bus experience i've ever had.
one was a bunch of people i didn't know but they blared 80's metal (like iron maiden type stuff) all night and it was as great as it sounds.
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they sound so weird on paper but are so fun
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It definitely would be a blast with this cast of characters. All best friends from college.
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Our party trolley was out of beer one time. Good ole dobber jumped off the trolley and ran as fast as his drunk ass could down the street to a gas station and ran in and grabbed a case and threw some money on the counter on his way out just in time to jump back on the party trolley. The girls were very impressed.
Gonna win 'em all! (using Tapatalk)
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You should go to St. Louis or Chicago at least. Having your Bach party at same bars you go to all year is reserved for KU grads
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theboobybus.com
now serving johnson county
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Is booty bus the one where that girl fell out of on I35?
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Starts tomorrow through Saturday! :cheers: :Woot:
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have fun Wakster! I had mine in KC and it was a blast, sounds similar to yours, beer tours, dinner, casino for awhile, then P&L.
we did not go to a strip club, and I have yet to go to a bachelor party that did. we had a blast on all of them, no one cared about the lack of paying for 1/2 naked ladies.
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Sounds identical! :thumbs:
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theboobybus.com
now serving johnson county
Oh my!
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A different good friend is having his BP in KC next month. Sounds like we're doin Royals game, top golf, and a brewery tour. :Woot:
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Nix the top golf and extend the brewery tour
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Nix the brewery tour and extend the top golf
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party at the airport