Author Topic: Bachelor Parties (Read 52756 times)

'taterblast · « **Reply #25 on:** February 21, 2013, 10:14:36 AM »

going to vegas for two nights is a great trip. don't plan anything that big if you don't want to spend tons of money. just do some gambling, get drunk, swim during the day, walk around the strip, get more drunk, you can't really go wrong. we also played golf in vegas, was a great time.

Skipper44 · « **Reply #26 on:** February 21, 2013, 10:31:57 AM »

is the groom EMAW? a trip down to Austin for the CTR would be a great time

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #27 on:** February 21, 2013, 10:40:52 AM »

Pizza burger was indeed made in our condo in Cabo.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #28 on:** February 21, 2013, 10:44:46 AM »

Quote from: SkinnyBenny on February 21, 2013, 10:40:52 AM

Pizza burger was indeed made in our condo in Cabo.

Awesome. Was concerned you stayed in Kansas and made some super gross fatty food for a bach party.

meow meow · « **Reply #29 on:** February 21, 2013, 10:48:31 AM »

if one of the big highlights is that you made a disgusting frozen pizza hamburger, you are doing it wrong

jmlynch1 · « **Reply #30 on:** February 21, 2013, 10:50:46 AM »

sounds pretty fun(ny) to me

asava · « **Reply #31 on:** February 21, 2013, 11:07:01 AM »

Quote from: jmlynch1 on February 21, 2013, 10:50:46 AM

sounds pretty fun(ny) to me

Testy Westy's mom sounds pretty fun to me.

jmlynch1 · « **Reply #32 on:** February 21, 2013, 11:09:25 AM »

JohnCurrie is Weird/Gross · « **Reply #33 on:** February 21, 2013, 11:15:50 AM »

Quote from: asava on February 21, 2013, 11:07:01 AM

Quote from: jmlynch1 on February 21, 2013, 10:50:46 AM
sounds pretty fun(ny) to me

Testy Westy's mom sounds pretty fun to me.

That's my aunt

michigancat · « **Reply #34 on:** February 21, 2013, 11:56:38 AM »

I mean if you're chartering a jet to vegas I'm not sure that you need much help.

steve dave · « **Reply #35 on:** February 21, 2013, 11:57:19 AM »

Quote from: michigancat on February 21, 2013, 11:56:38 AM

I mean if you're chartering a jet to vegas I'm not sure that you need much help.

yeah

michigancat · « **Reply #36 on:** February 21, 2013, 11:59:38 AM »

but the best budget bachelor parties involve hiring strippers to come to a private residence in the late afternoon before their regular stripper gigs. The formula I have seen several times is two girls and one big dude with a trash bag for collecting dollar bills. Much more fun/less depressing/cheaper than a "strip club". But I mean if you're going to charter a flight to Vegas I'm not going to stand in your way.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #37 on:** February 21, 2013, 12:20:26 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on February 21, 2013, 10:01:40 AM

Quote from: 8manpick on February 21, 2013, 10:00:52 AM
My favorite bachelor party I went on we rented an RV and drove from KC to the Kentucky Derby. Probably best for roughly college age guys. Need one driver who is content with adderall and weed instead of drinking. I've never spent 4 days more drunk than that. Bubbles4ksu almost renounced binging after this trip.

I renounce binging after every bachelor party/bro trip.

me too limestone, me too.....

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #38 on:** February 21, 2013, 12:22:53 PM »

Quote from: JohnCurrie is Weird/Gross on February 21, 2013, 11:15:50 AM

Quote from: asava on February 21, 2013, 11:07:01 AM
Quote from: jmlynch1 on February 21, 2013, 10:50:46 AM
sounds pretty fun(ny) to me

Testy Westy's mom sounds pretty fun to me.

That's my aunt

Every trick is somebody's aunt bruh

Boom Roasted · « **Reply #39 on:** February 21, 2013, 12:45:32 PM »

I've got steamboat and NOLA coming up. CTR would be pretty awesome though whoever mentioned that.

Belvis Noland · « **Reply #40 on:** February 21, 2013, 02:37:00 PM »

Cosmopolitan for first weekend of March Madness. If KSU lands in KC I'm gonna be really pissed. Then I'll get some booze, place some bets and I won't be pissed anymore. But if they play while I'm on the plane....

nicname · « **Reply #41 on:** February 21, 2013, 03:24:15 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on February 21, 2013, 09:41:49 AM

I will list my bachelor parties attended in order of enjoyability;

1. Nassau. Beach, elite food, fishing, everything you want and pretty cheap for even non-emaws to get to
2. St. Martin. Bro with a nice big house there. Everything Nassau has but better, hard for squawk fans to get to
3. New Orleans. great food. easy to get to. rooms are always available. turns into a real crap show sometimes
4. Montreal. I only list this behind the others because I really enjoy beaches but it is an elite bachelor party location. Eat at the Globe, tell them LSOC sent you
5. Vegas. Very meh but if you enjoy being one of 1,487 bachelor parties it can be fun. Tons of stuff to do, food is good, easy to get to etc.
6. Atlantic City. Meh
7. NYC. If you are rich as crap, it can actually be as good as any place. Spending a crap ton of money in Manhattan can be a real blast.
8. Bunch of other random places including Lake of Ozarks, STL ,etc. If you are a poor, do what you have to do but get out of town.

What an incredible group of friends you must have.

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #42 on:** February 21, 2013, 03:28:09 PM »

don't go to the kentucky derby.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #43 on:** February 21, 2013, 03:35:12 PM »

Quote from: nicname on February 21, 2013, 03:24:15 PM

Quote from: Limestone on February 21, 2013, 09:41:49 AM
I will list my bachelor parties attended in order of enjoyability;

1. Nassau. Beach, elite food, fishing, everything you want and pretty cheap for even non-emaws to get to
2. St. Martin. Bro with a nice big house there. Everything Nassau has but better, hard for squawk fans to get to
3. New Orleans. great food. easy to get to. rooms are always available. turns into a real crap show sometimes
4. Montreal. I only list this behind the others because I really enjoy beaches but it is an elite bachelor party location. Eat at the Globe, tell them LSOC sent you
5. Vegas. Very meh but if you enjoy being one of 1,487 bachelor parties it can be fun. Tons of stuff to do, food is good, easy to get to etc.
6. Atlantic City. Meh
7. NYC. If you are rich as crap, it can actually be as good as any place. Spending a crap ton of money in Manhattan can be a real blast.
8. Bunch of other random places including Lake of Ozarks, STL ,etc. If you are a poor, do what you have to do but get out of town.

What an incredible group of friends you must have.

Yeah I wanted to say something like that but was too intimidated to even quote it.

CNS · « **Reply #44 on:** February 21, 2013, 03:44:32 PM »

Most of my bros got married in our early 20's and before we had any cash. Just a bunch of stereotypical house parties and strip clubs for me.

steve dave · « **Reply #45 on:** February 21, 2013, 03:53:14 PM »

Quote from: Belvis Noland on February 21, 2013, 02:37:00 PM

Cosmopolitan for first weekend of March Madness. If KSU lands in KC I'm gonna be really pissed. Then I'll get some booze, place some bets and I won't be pissed anymore. But if they play while I'm on the plane....

A) they will
B) still worth it

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #46 on:** February 21, 2013, 03:54:49 PM »

Yeah, I know I got lucky. Still wanting a Prague/Budapest or Thailand one.

asava · « **Reply #47 on:** February 21, 2013, 03:57:01 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on February 21, 2013, 03:54:49 PM

Yeah, I know I got lucky. Still wanting a Prague/Budapest or Thailand one.

3rd world country bachelor party would be epic.

michigancat · « **Reply #48 on:** February 21, 2013, 03:58:08 PM »

Quote from: asava on February 21, 2013, 03:57:01 PM

Quote from: Limestone on February 21, 2013, 03:54:49 PM
Yeah, I know I got lucky. Still wanting a Prague/Budapest or Thailand one.

3rd world country bachelor party would be epic.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #49 on:** February 21, 2013, 04:06:44 PM »

Quote from: asava on February 21, 2013, 03:57:01 PM

Quote from: Limestone on February 21, 2013, 03:54:49 PM
Yeah, I know I got lucky. Still wanting a Prague/Budapest or Thailand one.

3rd world country bachelor party would be epic.