Author Topic: Bachelor Parties (Read 42680 times)

Mikeyis4dcats · « **Reply #300 on:** July 21, 2014, 12:09:06 PM »

Quote from: asava on July 21, 2014, 11:58:06 AM

Going to a bachelor party in the Poconos in about a month. Never been up there, but have heard it ain't too shabby. Anything going on up there that is an absolute must do for bachelor party type events?

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KSUblumpkin · « **Reply #301 on:** July 21, 2014, 02:35:02 PM »

I went to the lamest bachelor party of all time this past weekend. They played RISK all night and Magic The Gathering. No beer...only Mountain Dew.

meow meow · « **Reply #302 on:** July 21, 2014, 02:55:38 PM »

RockState2000 · « **Reply #303 on:** July 21, 2014, 03:33:15 PM »

I kinda find it hard to believe with a name like Blumpkin, you had a lame bp...

asava · « **Reply #304 on:** July 21, 2014, 03:33:38 PM »

Quote from: KSUblumpkin on July 21, 2014, 02:35:02 PM

I went to the lamest bachelor party of all time this past weekend. They played RISK all night and Magic The Gathering. No beer...only Mountain Dew.

lol. wut. how is this person getting married?

KSUblumpkin · « **Reply #305 on:** July 21, 2014, 03:37:17 PM »

Quote from: asava on July 21, 2014, 03:33:38 PM

Quote from: KSUblumpkin on July 21, 2014, 02:35:02 PM
I went to the lamest bachelor party of all time this past weekend. They played RISK all night and Magic The Gathering. No beer...only Mountain Dew.

lol. wut. how is this person getting married?

Great question. I have absolutely no idea. I had to leave after an hour and a half because they were going to watch "Predator" on blu-ray. I couldn't handle the "the resolution sucks on blu-ray because it was made in the 80s and the transfer is weak as a result" debate. Went fishing instead.

asava · « **Reply #306 on:** July 21, 2014, 03:41:45 PM »

Quote from: KSUblumpkin on July 21, 2014, 03:37:17 PM

Quote from: asava on July 21, 2014, 03:33:38 PM
Quote from: KSUblumpkin on July 21, 2014, 02:35:02 PM
I went to the lamest bachelor party of all time this past weekend. They played RISK all night and Magic The Gathering. No beer...only Mountain Dew.

lol. wut. how is this person getting married?

Great question. I have absolutely no idea. I had to leave after an hour and a half because they were going to watch "Predator" on blu-ray. I couldn't handle the "the resolution sucks on blu-ray because it was made in the 80s and the transfer is weak as a result" debate. Went fishing instead.

this sounds like a large selection of neck-beardos.

meow meow · « **Reply #307 on:** July 21, 2014, 03:52:11 PM »

how do you possibly hang out with people like that enough to be invited to their bach party? hopefully just a lonely coworker with few friends/you were being nice?

KSUblumpkin · « **Reply #308 on:** July 21, 2014, 03:54:46 PM »

Quote from: asava on July 21, 2014, 03:41:45 PM

Quote from: KSUblumpkin on July 21, 2014, 03:37:17 PM
Quote from: asava on July 21, 2014, 03:33:38 PM
Quote from: KSUblumpkin on July 21, 2014, 02:35:02 PM
I went to the lamest bachelor party of all time this past weekend. They played RISK all night and Magic The Gathering. No beer...only Mountain Dew.

lol. wut. how is this person getting married?

Great question. I have absolutely no idea. I had to leave after an hour and a half because they were going to watch "Predator" on blu-ray. I couldn't handle the "the resolution sucks on blu-ray because it was made in the 80s and the transfer is weak as a result" debate. Went fishing instead.

this sounds like a large selection of neck-beardos.

You are correct. There were also several dudes that had facial hair going into their lips in such a manner that eerily resembled a vagina. Their facial hair was pubes then lips. It was so disgusting it was beautiful. I thought about hiring a stripper or something, but I was worried for the pillows in the house. No one ever thinks of the pillows, you know?

KSUblumpkin · « **Reply #309 on:** July 21, 2014, 03:57:28 PM »

Quote from: meow meow on July 21, 2014, 03:52:11 PM

how do you possibly hang out with people like that enough to be invited to their bach party? hopefully just a lonely coworker with few friends/you were being nice?

I was his supervisor for his clinical hours while he was getting his Master's degree. I helped him for 3 years and was invited. He didn't have too many friends so I figured I would show up for a bit. Nice guy, really good with kids going through the DHS system, but totally nerdy beyond all recognition.

meow meow · « **Reply #310 on:** July 21, 2014, 04:25:21 PM »

Quote from: KSUblumpkin on July 21, 2014, 03:57:28 PM

Quote from: meow meow on July 21, 2014, 03:52:11 PM
how do you possibly hang out with people like that enough to be invited to their bach party? hopefully just a lonely coworker with few friends/you were being nice?

I was his supervisor for his clinical hours while he was getting his Master's degree. I helped him for 3 years and was invited. He didn't have too many friends so I figured I would show up for a bit. Nice guy, really good with kids going through the DHS system, but totally nerdy beyond all recognition.

you sound like a good person for stopping by this snoozefest. you really should have brought a bunch of booze and strippers and then just sit back and watched.

puniraptor · « **Reply #311 on:** July 21, 2014, 04:34:03 PM »

and you should have beat all their asses at RISK

star seed 7 · « **Reply #312 on:** July 21, 2014, 04:49:52 PM »

Risk is pretty badass. Any mhkr's interested in a weekly or bi-weekly session of risk?

meow meow · « **Reply #313 on:** July 21, 2014, 04:51:03 PM »

I'll bring the Dew and B Rays!

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #314 on:** July 21, 2014, 06:19:35 PM »

Quote from: seven on July 21, 2014, 04:49:52 PM

Risk is pretty badass. Any mhkr's interested in a weekly or bi-weekly session of risk?

I could maybe handle a monthly sesh.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #315 on:** July 21, 2014, 06:23:58 PM »

obviously the dew would be spiked and perhaps other BGED's (board game ED's) available

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #316 on:** July 22, 2014, 12:57:47 PM »

Quote from: meow meow on July 21, 2014, 04:25:21 PM

Quote from: KSUblumpkin on July 21, 2014, 03:57:28 PM
Quote from: meow meow on July 21, 2014, 03:52:11 PM
how do you possibly hang out with people like that enough to be invited to their bach party? hopefully just a lonely coworker with few friends/you were being nice?

I was his supervisor for his clinical hours while he was getting his Master's degree. I helped him for 3 years and was invited. He didn't have too many friends so I figured I would show up for a bit. Nice guy, really good with kids going through the DHS system, but totally nerdy beyond all recognition.

you sound like a good person for stopping by this snoozefest. you really should have brought a bunch of booze and strippers and then just sit back and watched.

Probably wouldn't have been appreciated unless the girls were wearing cosplay outfits.

bulzeye31 · « **Reply #317 on:** July 25, 2014, 02:12:14 PM »

RS2K - how was NOLA? do they HJ down south?

slobber · « **Reply #318 on:** July 25, 2014, 02:17:11 PM »

Quote from: bulzeye31 on July 25, 2014, 02:12:14 PM

RS2K - how was NOLA? do they HJ down south?

Landon is one of the few guys that can HJ up North. Otherwise, most HJ's are down South.

Gonna win 'em all!

8manpick · « **Reply #319 on:** July 25, 2014, 02:22:42 PM »

Quote from: bulzeye31 on July 25, 2014, 02:12:14 PM

RS2K - how was NOLA? do they HJ down south?

3+ years and you use one of your 24 posts on this? Odd.

RockState2000 · « **Reply #320 on:** July 25, 2014, 02:44:30 PM »

Unfortunately, no. The pool scene there isn't as Ozarkey. The bars with the bachelorette parties tho... I mean, those girls are there to party and let loose. Of your soon to be wifey is thinking NOLA, don't let her.

#protip

RockState2000 · « **Reply #321 on:** July 25, 2014, 02:46:13 PM »

Quote from: 8manpick on July 25, 2014, 02:22:42 PM

Quote from: bulzeye31 on July 25, 2014, 02:12:14 PM
RS2K - how was NOLA? do they HJ down south?
3+ years and you use one of your 24 posts on this? Odd.

8MP, you focus on wrong details. This about HJs and best locales to find them freely.

slobber · « **Reply #322 on:** July 25, 2014, 02:54:01 PM »

Quote from: slobber on July 25, 2014, 02:17:11 PM

Quote from: bulzeye31 on July 25, 2014, 02:12:14 PM
RS2K - how was NOLA? do they HJ down south?
Landon is one of the few guys that can HJ up North. Otherwise, most HJ's are down South.

Gonna win 'em all!

Really disappointed that nobody has herp derp'd this.

It's because, you know, Landon's a dickhead.

Gonna win 'em all!

bulzeye31 · « **Reply #323 on:** July 25, 2014, 02:58:37 PM »

Quote from: 8manpick on July 25, 2014, 02:22:42 PM

Quote from: bulzeye31 on July 25, 2014, 02:12:14 PM
RS2K - how was NOLA? do they HJ down south?
3+ years and you use one of your 24 posts on this? Odd.

I think it's odd people around here don't support HJs

8manpick · « **Reply #324 on:** July 25, 2014, 02:59:43 PM »

Quote from: bulzeye31 on July 25, 2014, 02:58:37 PM

Quote from: 8manpick on July 25, 2014, 02:22:42 PM
Quote from: bulzeye31 on July 25, 2014, 02:12:14 PM
RS2K - how was NOLA? do they HJ down south?
3+ years and you use one of your 24 posts on this? Odd.

I think it's odd people around here don't support HJs

rs2K sock