Author Topic: Bachelor Parties (Read 42420 times)

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #350 on:** November 06, 2015, 08:43:59 AM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on November 06, 2015, 08:42:38 AM

Quote from: WackyCat08 on November 06, 2015, 08:40:44 AM
Man, those penis straws are a rough ridin' hit. When I use to go to P & L back in the day, there was always a bachelorette party going on and there were penises everywhere! Whoever started that company, is stacking cash!

Oh also the bride-to-be wearing a veil with little penises all over it.

OMG! I was just going to bring that up! You know how many of these sluts I've seen out, hitting on guys at their party?! You know some of them go home with these dudes, right?

star seed 7 · « **Reply #351 on:** November 06, 2015, 10:03:04 AM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on November 06, 2015, 08:32:18 AM

Quote from: WackyCat08 on November 06, 2015, 08:29:50 AM
The only thing I know about bachelorette parties is that they drink out of penis straws and everything else is a plastic penis. HUr HUr Hur. Let me bet on some games and party rock with my boys! That sounds like a dream come true!

Yes, penis straws and penis balloons and penis rings and penis candy and penis cakes. Also doing some kind of scavenger hunt thing where you have to get a picture with certain types of people is popular.

Penis pictures?

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #352 on:** November 06, 2015, 10:05:07 AM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on November 06, 2015, 10:03:04 AM

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on November 06, 2015, 08:32:18 AM
Quote from: WackyCat08 on November 06, 2015, 08:29:50 AM
The only thing I know about bachelorette parties is that they drink out of penis straws and everything else is a plastic penis. HUr HUr Hur. Let me bet on some games and party rock with my boys! That sounds like a dream come true!

Yes, penis straws and penis balloons and penis rings and penis candy and penis cakes. Also doing some kind of scavenger hunt thing where you have to get a picture with certain types of people is popular.

Penis pictures?

You mean dick pics?

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #353 on:** November 06, 2015, 10:05:41 AM »

Can you guys imagine if bachelor parties had a bunch of vagina decorations?

The Big Train · « **Reply #354 on:** November 06, 2015, 02:22:51 PM »

im going to a BP in vegas next month!

AbeFroman · « **Reply #355 on:** November 06, 2015, 02:38:16 PM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on November 06, 2015, 10:05:41 AM

Can you guys imagine if bachelor parties had a bunch of vagina decorations?

How would a vagina straw work?

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #356 on:** November 06, 2015, 02:39:34 PM »

Quote from: AbeFroman on November 06, 2015, 02:38:16 PM

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on November 06, 2015, 10:05:41 AM
Can you guys imagine if bachelor parties had a bunch of vagina decorations?

How would a vagina straw work?

May not be safe for work...
http://i01.i.aliimg.com/photo/v0/60041759015/sexy_women_vagina_straw.jpg

The Big Train · « **Reply #357 on:** November 06, 2015, 02:45:58 PM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on November 06, 2015, 02:39:34 PM

Quote from: AbeFroman on November 06, 2015, 02:38:16 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on November 06, 2015, 10:05:41 AM
Can you guys imagine if bachelor parties had a bunch of vagina decorations?

How would a vagina straw work?

May not be safe for work...
http://i01.i.aliimg.com/photo/v0/60041759015/sexy_women_vagina_straw.jpg

better hope you dont get the one that leaks

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #358 on:** November 06, 2015, 02:48:34 PM »

Quote from: The Big Train on November 06, 2015, 02:45:58 PM

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on November 06, 2015, 02:39:34 PM
Quote from: AbeFroman on November 06, 2015, 02:38:16 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on November 06, 2015, 10:05:41 AM
Can you guys imagine if bachelor parties had a bunch of vagina decorations?

How would a vagina straw work?

May not be safe for work...
http://i01.i.aliimg.com/photo/v0/60041759015/sexy_women_vagina_straw.jpg

better hope you dont get the one that leaks

What if you were drinking something like a Bloody Mary when it leaked......

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #359 on:** November 06, 2015, 03:06:07 PM »

wetwillie · « **Reply #360 on:** November 06, 2015, 06:40:44 PM »

I bet the competition in the penis industry is stiff

HerrSonntag · « **Reply #361 on:** November 06, 2015, 06:57:29 PM »

Theres probably a few young up-and-comers.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #362 on:** November 06, 2015, 07:07:51 PM »

jokes and jokes and jokes

HerrSonntag · « **Reply #363 on:** November 06, 2015, 07:29:14 PM »

The vagina straw market is a tough to get into, many barriers to entry.

slobber · « **Reply #364 on:** November 06, 2015, 07:44:52 PM »

Quote from: HerrSonntag on November 06, 2015, 07:29:14 PM

The vagina straw market is a tough to get into, many barriers to entry.

making margins tight?

Gonna win 'em all!

SdK · « **Reply #365 on:** November 06, 2015, 07:45:32 PM »

Genitals are so unattractive. My god.

slobber · « **Reply #366 on:** November 06, 2015, 08:59:20 PM »

Quote from: Sundance»¤«Kid on November 06, 2015, 07:45:32 PM

Genitals are so unattractive. My god.

weird, like knees

Gonna win 'em all!

star seed 7 · « **Reply #367 on:** November 06, 2015, 10:17:14 PM »

Quote from: Sundance»¤«Kid on November 06, 2015, 07:45:32 PM

Genitals are so unattractive. My god.

Disagree

dmartin · « **Reply #368 on:** November 09, 2015, 09:57:50 AM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on November 06, 2015, 10:05:41 AM

Can you guys imagine if bachelor parties had a bunch of vagina decorations?

They do, but they are usually attached to strippers.

KCFDcat · « **Reply #369 on:** November 09, 2015, 10:46:27 AM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on November 05, 2015, 01:46:28 PM

What's the protocol on these bad boys? Wedding will be mid June, but I want to do Vegas during March Madness and I feel like I could hit two birds with one stone. Is that too far away from the wedding (June)?

I'm going to a MM bachelor party in Vegas for my cousin and his wedding isn't until October '16 so you're good.

What if we see each other?! Oh man!

KCFDcat · « **Reply #370 on:** November 09, 2015, 10:47:41 AM »

Also, have been to a lot of BP's but never in Vegas. Need some pro tips.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #371 on:** November 09, 2015, 10:54:21 AM »

Quote from: KCFDcat on November 09, 2015, 10:46:27 AM

Quote from: WackyCat08 on November 05, 2015, 01:46:28 PM
What's the protocol on these bad boys? Wedding will be mid June, but I want to do Vegas during March Madness and I feel like I could hit two birds with one stone. Is that too far away from the wedding (June)?
I'm going to a MM bachelor party in Vegas for my cousin and his wedding isn't until October '16 so you're good.

What if we see each other?! Oh man!

Sweet!

ben ji · « **Reply #372 on:** November 09, 2015, 01:26:48 PM »

Quote from: KCFDcat on November 09, 2015, 10:47:41 AM

Also, have been to a lot of BP's but never in Vegas. Need some pro tips.

1. If you visit a gentlemans club never give them access to your CC.

2. Cabana at a pool/pool party >>>>>>> Table at a club.

3. Plan 1 event a day (Pool/Dinner/Etc) where everyone attends. Its hard to keep a group of more than 4-5 people together for extended times in Vegas.

4. Stay in the middle of the strip and don't get super expensive suites, just get a couple of rooms on the same floor.

5. Some of my best BP times in vegas are just walking down the strip with everyone pounding beers, the lights, the freedom, the people watching. Its amazing.

KCFDcat · « **Reply #373 on:** November 09, 2015, 01:54:01 PM »

Quote from: ben ji on November 09, 2015, 01:26:48 PM

Quote from: KCFDcat on November 09, 2015, 10:47:41 AM
Also, have been to a lot of BP's but never in Vegas. Need some pro tips.

1. If you visit a gentlemans club never give them access to your CC.

2. Cabana at a pool/pool party >>>>>>> Table at a club.

3. Plan 1 event a day (Pool/Dinner/Etc) where everyone attends. Its hard to keep a group of more than 4-5 people together for extended times in Vegas.

4. Stay in the middle of the strip and don't get super expensive suites, just get a couple of rooms on the same floor.

5. Some of my best BP times in vegas are just walking down the strip with everyone pounding beers, the lights, the freedom, the people watching. Its amazing.

These are some elite level tips.

Planning on golf twice.

Someone wants to get a table in a poker room somewhere. No idea what the cost on this is.

Already reserved three suites at the Wyndham grand desert. Hopefully it'd nice. Came out to $225 per person for three nights.

Trim · « **Reply #374 on:** November 09, 2015, 03:53:43 PM »

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Wyndham Grand Desert in Las Vegas is the perfect location for a relaxing vacation or conducting business.