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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #275 on: July 02, 2014, 03:34:45 PM »
Man, after reading the last few pages I guess we definitely did my BP wrong.  :dunno:
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #276 on: July 02, 2014, 03:38:07 PM »
Quote from: RockState2000 on July 02, 2014, 03:34:31 PM
I'll be at Jones Pool (rip) with our Big XII logo. Bud Light Platinums on lock.
Dammit, he's a sock.
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #277 on: July 02, 2014, 03:38:41 PM »
Quote from: Spracne on July 02, 2014, 03:17:22 PM
lol @ wacky trying to tell anyone how to have a good BP.
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #278 on: July 02, 2014, 03:56:56 PM »
Quote from: Dugout DickStone on July 02, 2014, 01:59:05 PM
Quote from: michigancat on July 02, 2014, 01:58:06 PM
An HJ (to completion) in a pool sounds pretty much awful, even if it's from someone you love.

It's not so bad, Russ

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #279 on: July 02, 2014, 05:13:32 PM »
This blog is turning into a bunch of old men
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #280 on: July 02, 2014, 05:24:09 PM »
Normally I am of the belief that all hj's are a waste of time, but I would stab TownieCat in the neck to get some trashy ozarks pool hj
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #281 on: July 02, 2014, 05:30:26 PM »
Quote from: seven on July 02, 2014, 05:24:09 PM
Normally I am of the belief that all hj's are a waste of time, but I would stab TownieCat in the neck to get some trashy ozarks pool hj

I know right?!
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #282 on: July 02, 2014, 05:46:16 PM »
Quote from: Dugout DickStone on July 02, 2014, 05:13:32 PM
This blog is turning into a bunch of old men
Get off my lawn!
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #283 on: July 02, 2014, 05:51:51 PM »
Quote from: Dugout DickStone on July 02, 2014, 05:30:26 PM
Quote from: seven on July 02, 2014, 05:24:09 PM
Normally I am of the belief that all hj's are a waste of time, but I would stab TownieCat in the neck to get some trashy ozarks pool hj

I know right?!

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #284 on: July 02, 2014, 07:42:25 PM »

Quote from: TownieCat on July 02, 2014, 05:51:51 PM
Quote from: Dugout DickStone on July 02, 2014, 05:30:26 PM
Quote from: seven on July 02, 2014, 05:24:09 PM
Normally I am of the belief that all hj's are a waste of time, but I would stab TownieCat in the neck to get some trashy ozarks pool hj

I know right?!

:frown:
I don't think it was an indictment on you so much as a testament to a trashy Ozark's pool hj.


Gonna win 'em all!
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #285 on: July 02, 2014, 07:48:39 PM »
Classic BP, Rocky. Sounds like a blast, and exactly what a BP should be.
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #286 on: July 02, 2014, 08:56:00 PM »
Quote from: 8manpick on July 02, 2014, 07:48:39 PM
Classic BP, Rocky. Sounds like a blast, and exactly what a BP should be.

If yours is any different you're doing it wrong
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #287 on: July 02, 2014, 09:09:56 PM »
If you're not releasing during a good ole hj on a bp, you're doing it wrong!
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #288 on: July 02, 2014, 10:39:19 PM »
Quote from: slobber on July 02, 2014, 07:42:25 PM

Quote from: TownieCat on July 02, 2014, 05:51:51 PM
Quote from: Dugout DickStone on July 02, 2014, 05:30:26 PM
Quote from: seven on July 02, 2014, 05:24:09 PM
Normally I am of the belief that all hj's are a waste of time, but I would stab TownieCat in the neck to get some trashy ozarks pool hj

I know right?!

:frown:
I don't think it was an indictment on you so much as a testament to a trashy Ozark's pool hj.


Gonna win 'em all!

I refuse to be the sacrificial lamb for anything less than oral.
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Bachelor Parties
« Reply #289 on: July 02, 2014, 11:44:11 PM »
Quote from: TownieCat on July 02, 2014, 10:39:19 PM
Quote from: slobber on July 02, 2014, 07:42:25 PM

Quote from: TownieCat on July 02, 2014, 05:51:51 PM
Quote from: Dugout DickStone on July 02, 2014, 05:30:26 PM
Quote from: seven on July 02, 2014, 05:24:09 PM
Normally I am of the belief that all hj's are a waste of time, but I would stab TownieCat in the neck to get some trashy ozarks pool hj

I know right?!

:frown:
I don't think it was an indictment on you so much as a testament to a trashy Ozark's pool hj.


Gonna win 'em all!

I refuse to be the sacrificial lamb for anything less than oral.
You are placing way too much emphasis on the "j" and not nearly enough on the "trashy Ozark's pool h."
It's understandable, a lot of people make the same mistake. 


Gonna win 'em all!
« Last Edit: July 03, 2014, 06:18:30 AM by slobber »
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #290 on: July 03, 2014, 12:40:37 AM »
My goal for my bp is to hit every strip within 50 miles of where we go. Give less than Chen and Yordano for a dance. Let them get half a song in and not finish and let them know they are trash, and feel good about myself.

Also get blue balls at each club, just to teach them to do better next time I'm back.

Thanks RS2K!
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #291 on: July 03, 2014, 08:27:18 AM »
Quote from: slobber on July 02, 2014, 11:44:11 PM
Quote from: TownieCat on July 02, 2014, 10:39:19 PM
Quote from: slobber on July 02, 2014, 07:42:25 PM

Quote from: TownieCat on July 02, 2014, 05:51:51 PM
Quote from: Dugout DickStone on July 02, 2014, 05:30:26 PM
Quote from: seven on July 02, 2014, 05:24:09 PM
Normally I am of the belief that all hj's are a waste of time, but I would stab TownieCat in the neck to get some trashy ozarks pool hj

I know right?!

:frown:
I don't think it was an indictment on you so much as a testament to a trashy Ozark's pool hj.


Gonna win 'em all!

I refuse to be the sacrificial lamb for anything less than oral.
You are placing way too much emphasis on the "j" and not nearly enough on the "trashy Ozark's pool h."
It's understandable, a lot of people make the same mistake. 


Gonna win 'em all!

That's really good stuff...Especially coming from a guy named slobber  :D
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #292 on: July 03, 2014, 09:08:42 AM »
That's why I am kind of a big deal (as it relates to j's).


Gonna win 'em all!
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #293 on: July 17, 2014, 11:24:26 PM »
Guys, I'm going on another bachelor party this weekend. I'll make sure the HJs are OTP so we can class it up a bit. #NOLA #YOLO
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #294 on: July 17, 2014, 11:25:25 PM »
Might as well go hard, no need to change who you are now
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #295 on: July 17, 2014, 11:25:44 PM »
have fun rs2k
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #296 on: July 17, 2014, 11:27:02 PM »
Touché. Who the eff am I kidding? To the pool!
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #297 on: July 17, 2014, 11:29:47 PM »
Quote from: RockState2000 on July 17, 2014, 11:27:02 PM
Touché. Who the eff am I kidding? To the pool!

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #298 on: July 21, 2014, 11:25:09 AM »
going to a bach party in the zarks in a couple weeks  :sdeek:

rockstate, get in here and list out in detail each step you took along the way to your poolHJ, so that i can avoid each one systematically
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #299 on: July 21, 2014, 11:58:06 AM »
Going to a bachelor party in the Poconos in about a month. Never been up there, but have heard it ain't too shabby. Anything going on up there that is an absolute must do for bachelor party type events?
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