Author Topic: Bachelor Parties (Read 52885 times)

Tobias · « **Reply #200 on:** June 26, 2014, 07:53:50 PM »

cancun of the midwest this weekend

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #201 on:** June 28, 2014, 03:35:17 AM »

My best friend from grade school has his bachelor party next weekend. He wants to golf (I've never swung a club) and bro out. Do I need to become respectable in golf so that I can feel normal?

SabiNation · « **Reply #202 on:** June 28, 2014, 07:19:00 AM »

Quote from: EMAWmeister on June 28, 2014, 03:35:17 AM

My best friend from grade school has his bachelor party next weekend. He wants to golf (I've never swung a club) and bro out. Do I need to become respectable in golf so that I can feel normal?

Don't even pretend to play. Just go with, drive a cart around the course and order lots of booze from the cart girls.

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #203 on:** June 28, 2014, 08:35:44 AM »

Quote from: SabiNation on June 28, 2014, 07:19:00 AM

Quote from: EMAWmeister on June 28, 2014, 03:35:17 AM
My best friend from grade school has his bachelor party next weekend. He wants to golf (I've never swung a club) and bro out. Do I need to become respectable in golf so that I can feel normal?

Don't even pretend to play. Just go with, drive a cart around the course and order lots of booze from the cart girls.

Man, THIS is why I pay for goEMAW premium. Fantastic advice!

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meow meow · « **Reply #204 on:** June 28, 2014, 12:52:30 PM »

I would urge you to consider taking up golf at some point tho. In addition to being fun, it's a great excuse to day drink with your bros once your married.

Pete · « **Reply #205 on:** June 28, 2014, 01:06:18 PM »

Quote from: EMAWmeister on June 28, 2014, 08:35:44 AM

Quote from: SabiNation on June 28, 2014, 07:19:00 AM
Quote from: EMAWmeister on June 28, 2014, 03:35:17 AM
My best friend from grade school has his bachelor party next weekend. He wants to golf (I've never swung a club) and bro out. Do I need to become respectable in golf so that I can feel normal?

Don't even pretend to play. Just go with, drive a cart around the course and order lots of booze from the cart girls.

Man, THIS is why I pay for goEMAW premium. Fantastic advice!

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Be his "caddy." Wipe his clubs down and help line up putts and stuff.

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #206 on:** June 28, 2014, 01:07:29 PM »

Quote from: meow meow on June 28, 2014, 12:52:30 PM

I would urge you to consider taking up golf at some point tho. In addition to being fun, it's a great excuse to day drink with your bros once your married.

Oh I plan to. I just can't do it this week.

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meow meow · « **Reply #207 on:** June 28, 2014, 01:34:23 PM »

Quote from: EMAWmeister on June 28, 2014, 01:07:29 PM

Quote from: meow meow on June 28, 2014, 12:52:30 PM
I would urge you to consider taking up golf at some point tho. In addition to being fun, it's a great excuse to day drink with your bros once your married.

Oh I plan to. I just can't do it this week.

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Trim · « **Reply #208 on:** June 28, 2014, 02:29:56 PM »

Quote from: Tobias on June 26, 2014, 07:53:50 PM

cancun of the midwest this weekend

Damn, just saw this. Would've had you bring me scheme.

Tobias · « **Reply #209 on:** June 28, 2014, 02:34:54 PM »

deputy dawg · « **Reply #210 on:** July 01, 2014, 03:57:59 PM »

Went to buddy's bachelor party, and our group made a swing by the local strip club. Being married, I wasn't into the dancers, giving tips, etc., especially since my wife is 5x hotter than any of the women in the club. So, went back to play pool, and kept getting challenged by the strippers who weren't having to work the floor or stage at the moment. It was fun but bizarre to play women in bras/g-strings, or whatever skimpy stuff they were wearing, but I kept winning so moved on to playing the next stripper in skimpy underwear-type stuff.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #211 on:** July 01, 2014, 04:03:58 PM »

Great story deputy dog. Congrats on the smoking hot piece wife with the banging stripper-plus bod. Boing!!!

mocat · « **Reply #212 on:** July 01, 2014, 08:28:02 PM »

gromit, lol

kim carnes · « **Reply #213 on:** July 02, 2014, 12:34:15 AM »

Quote from: Mr Bread on July 01, 2014, 04:03:58 PM

Great story deputy dog. Congrats on the smoking hot piece wife with the banging stripper-plus bod. Boing!!!

It was a pretty great story IMO

slobber · « **Reply #214 on:** July 02, 2014, 05:48:00 AM »

Quote from: kim carnes on July 02, 2014, 12:34:15 AM

Quote from: Mr Bread on July 01, 2014, 04:03:58 PM
Great story deputy dog. Congrats on the smoking hot piece wife with the banging stripper-plus bod. Boing!!!

It was a pretty great story IMO

Yes, he painted a very clear picture of his wife and OH MY WOW!
You'd better not be doing anything other than playing pool with those stripper chicks.

Gonna win 'em all!

8manpick · « **Reply #215 on:** July 02, 2014, 06:35:26 AM »

"Playing pool in the back" huh... I get it

deputy dawg · « **Reply #216 on:** July 02, 2014, 10:21:22 AM »

Quote from: 8manpick on July 02, 2014, 06:35:26 AM

"Playing pool in the back" huh... I get it

They don't put the pool table at strip clubs in the middle of the room.

RockState2000 · « **Reply #217 on:** July 02, 2014, 10:38:45 AM »

Quote from: Tobias on June 26, 2014, 07:53:50 PM

cancun of the midwest this weekend

This is none other than the Hozarks, correct?

Had a great little bachelor party there this weekend. Got weird at Shady Gators on Friday night with a bachelorette party followed by an even weirder Saturday at Lazy Gators. Got an HJ in the pool from a different girl that was in the previous nights bachelorette party.

Saturday night we had strippers over for the bach, a buddy of mine snapped a few pics, on the third one he let the flash go off (amateur)... One stripper flipped and tried to quit. She attempted to justify this move by saying, 'I have 2 kids at home who absolutely can NEVER find out I'm a stripper'. All the while ignoring her full size cross-tat on her calf and crushing a pack of cigs outside. #rolemodel

j-dub · « **Reply #218 on:** July 02, 2014, 10:41:33 AM »

this is a family blog rockstate. clean it up.

RockState2000 · « **Reply #219 on:** July 02, 2014, 10:44:31 AM »

Quote from: RockState2000 on July 02, 2014, 10:38:45 AM

Quote from: Tobias on June 26, 2014, 07:53:50 PM
cancun of the midwest this weekend

This is none other than the Hozarks, correct?

Had a great little bachelor party there this weekend. Got weird at Shady Gators on Friday night with a bachelorette party followed by an even weirder Saturday at Lazy Gators. Got an HJ in the pool from a different girl that was in the previous nights bachelorette party.

Saturday night we had strippers over for the bach, a buddy of mine snapped a few pics, on the third one he let the flash go off (amateur)... One stripper flipped and tried to quit. She attempted to justify this move by saying, 'I have 2 kids at home who absolutely can NEVER find out I'm a stripper'. All the while ignoring her full size cross-tat on her calf and ~~crushing a pack of cigs outside~~ pulled the car around for her colleague. #rolemodel

Cleaned up.

mocat · « **Reply #220 on:** July 02, 2014, 11:08:19 AM »

if it's not ok to crush a pack of cigs in the ozarks while entertaining random bros i just don't know which way is up anymore

Mr Bread · « **Reply #221 on:** July 02, 2014, 11:18:48 AM »

RS2k seems like real trash. The kind of trash that was already pretty gross on its own and then someone took a crap in that trash.

RockState2000 · « **Reply #222 on:** July 02, 2014, 11:52:46 AM »

MB seems like a guy who's never pak'd and loves to be all judgey. Not sorry I party.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #223 on:** July 02, 2014, 12:14:38 PM »

Nobody cares if shitted in trash is sorry about anything.

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #224 on:** July 02, 2014, 12:31:01 PM »

Rockhurst people everybody!!!!