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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #175 on: May 20, 2014, 02:47:48 PM »
OH, the strippers show up in the party bus part?

I am not fully versed on bachelor parties.

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #176 on: May 20, 2014, 03:42:30 PM »
OH, the strippers show up in the party bus part?

I am not fully versed on bachelor parties.

where in the hell do you think that party bus is going?

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #177 on: May 20, 2014, 04:45:46 PM »
OH, the strippers show up in the party bus part?

I am not fully versed on bachelor parties.

where in the hell do you think that party bus is going?

Bringing you back from the campsite?

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #178 on: May 28, 2014, 03:32:03 PM »
Nashville this weekend!  Any must do things as a group other than scam on the 343 bachelorette parties in town?

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #179 on: May 28, 2014, 04:56:54 PM »
Nashville this weekend!  Any must do things as a group other than scam on the 343 bachelorette parties in town?

wait a second... very good friend of mine is doing the same thing.... :suspicious:

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #180 on: May 28, 2014, 04:58:40 PM »
i assume every bachelor party is in nashville at this point

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #181 on: May 28, 2014, 07:30:32 PM »
Nashville this weekend!  Any must do things as a group other than scam on the 343 bachelorette parties in town?

Neighbors of Sylvan Park.

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #182 on: May 28, 2014, 08:04:24 PM »

Nashville this weekend!  Any must do things as a group other than scam on the 343 bachelorette parties in town?

wait a second... very good friend of mine is doing the same thing.... :suspicious:
Whoah!  Pretty good buddies with everyone going but maybe you know one of his older brothers???  Just assuming you are a bit older than 25

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #183 on: May 29, 2014, 10:59:26 AM »

Nashville this weekend!  Any must do things as a group other than scam on the 343 bachelorette parties in town?

wait a second... very good friend of mine is doing the same thing.... :suspicious:
Whoah!  Pretty good buddies with everyone going but maybe you know one of his older brothers???  Just assuming you are a bit older than 25

Not too much older. The friend I have is 29, and does not have a little brother. Sounds like there may be two bachelor parties vying for all the party in Nashville. BACHELOR PARTY SHOWDOWN 2014.

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« Reply #184 on: June 12, 2014, 05:10:26 PM »
Leaving tomorrow for one of my best bro's party. Staying in Omaha(hey SD!) for the weekend and gonna party all day and night and go to lots of CWS games  :excited:  :excited:  :excited:

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #185 on: June 13, 2014, 09:35:47 PM »


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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #186 on: June 13, 2014, 09:42:24 PM »
Judging by that picture, you are 9 feet tall and 650 lbs

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #187 on: June 14, 2014, 12:26:46 AM »
Judging by that picture, you are 9 feet tall and 650 lbs


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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #188 on: June 18, 2014, 09:14:51 AM »
Just got invited to a float trip bachelor party that includes 27 people, most of whom I don't know or don't like. Currently looking for an excuse to bail.

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #189 on: June 18, 2014, 09:41:37 AM »
just tell them you don't have the backbone to decline crap you don't want to do.  not really an excuse, more of a reality.  should work.


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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #190 on: June 18, 2014, 09:43:28 AM »
MH what would you do if you don't go on this float trip?

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #191 on: June 18, 2014, 09:47:37 AM »
Same weekend as the home opener. Problem solved.

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #192 on: June 18, 2014, 10:08:04 AM »
Insist to everyone that you're going to a Family Reunion.
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #193 on: June 18, 2014, 11:18:59 AM »
Same weekend as the home opener. Problem solved.

If it weren't for the Family Reunion I would tell you to leave your comfort zone for a couple of days and enjoy the hell out of that float trip.

But obviously either the groom or best man (or both) is not #1cat, so screw those guys.

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #194 on: June 18, 2014, 11:22:27 AM »
Same weekend as the home opener. Problem solved.

If it weren't for the Family Reunion I would tell you to leave your comfort zone for a couple of days and enjoy the hell out of that float trip.

But obviously either the groom or best man (or both) is not #1cat, so screw those guys.

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I've left my comfort zone plenty of times with this group. Even if the family reunion wasn't that weekend, I would prefer to stay away. They're going to participate in a bunch of activities that I would enjoy, but I would prefer not to be in a constant state of agitation all weekend from dealing with people that I find disagreeable.

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #195 on: June 18, 2014, 11:38:43 AM »
Same weekend as the home opener. Problem solved.

If it weren't for the Family Reunion I would tell you to leave your comfort zone for a couple of days and enjoy the hell out of that float trip.

But obviously either the groom or best man (or both) is not #1cat, so screw those guys.

 :lynchmob:

I've left my comfort zone plenty of times with this group. Even if the family reunion wasn't that weekend, I would prefer to stay away. They're going to participate in a bunch of activities that I would enjoy, but I would prefer not to be in a constant state of agitation all weekend from dealing with people that I find disagreeable.

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #196 on: June 18, 2014, 11:42:35 AM »
Same weekend as the home opener. Problem solved.

If it weren't for the Family Reunion I would tell you to leave your comfort zone for a couple of days and enjoy the hell out of that float trip.

But obviously either the groom or best man (or both) is not #1cat, so screw those guys.

 :lynchmob:

I've left my comfort zone plenty of times with this group. Even if the family reunion wasn't that weekend, I would prefer to stay away. They're going to participate in a bunch of activities that I would enjoy, but I would prefer not to be in a constant state of agitation all weekend from dealing with people that I find disagreeable.

NO
H8


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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #197 on: June 18, 2014, 11:51:38 AM »
i don't know

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #198 on: June 18, 2014, 11:59:19 AM »
Same weekend as the home opener. Problem solved.

If it weren't for the Family Reunion I would tell you to leave your comfort zone for a couple of days and enjoy the hell out of that float trip.

But obviously either the groom or best man (or both) is not #1cat, so screw those guys.

 :lynchmob:

I've left my comfort zone plenty of times with this group. Even if the family reunion wasn't that weekend, I would prefer to stay away. They're going to participate in a bunch of activities that I would enjoy, but I would prefer not to be in a constant state of agitation all weekend from dealing with people that I find disagreeable.

NO
H8


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Is the bachelor party for a gay wedding?

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #199 on: June 18, 2014, 12:17:22 PM »
Same weekend as the home opener. Problem solved.

If it weren't for the Family Reunion I would tell you to leave your comfort zone for a couple of days and enjoy the hell out of that float trip.

But obviously either the groom or best man (or both) is not #1cat, so screw those guys.

 :lynchmob:

I've left my comfort zone plenty of times with this group. Even if the family reunion wasn't that weekend, I would prefer to stay away. They're going to participate in a bunch of activities that I would enjoy, but I would prefer not to be in a constant state of agitation all weekend from dealing with people that I find disagreeable.

NO
H8


:confused:

Is the bachelor party for a gay wedding?

Nope.