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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1351 on: July 31, 2013, 09:31:29 PM »
FYI- ALL CATS ARE COLD BLOODED KILLING MACHINES!!!


Walking the dog today I saw noticed a cat about 20ft away, it was resting next to the curb under the shade of a tree looking cute as can be.

A bird quickly enters the scene and goes for a landing on the street without seeing the cat. As the bird is getting ready to land the cat leaps 2ft in the air, knocks the bird down with its paws then snaps it's neck all in about 1 second before casually walking off with the dead bird in its mouth.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1352 on: July 31, 2013, 10:30:23 PM »
you should have encouraged your dog to kill the cat.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1353 on: July 31, 2013, 10:39:30 PM »
you should have encouraged your dog to kill the cat.

My dog didnt even notice the cat until well after the attack. The cat was across the street and as the attack happened I was thinking how terrible of a hunting dog lady would make.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1354 on: July 31, 2013, 10:43:16 PM »
she just needs encouragement.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1355 on: July 31, 2013, 10:45:35 PM »
you should have encouraged your dog to kill the cat.

My dog didnt even notice the cat until well after the attack. The cat was across the street and as the attack happened I was thinking how terrible of a hunting dog lady would make.
dogs are mentally weak and very easily distracted.  you can't hold this against them though, it's not their fault.  they're inbreds.   


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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1356 on: August 01, 2013, 12:23:00 AM »
you should have encouraged your dog to kill the cat.

My dog didnt even notice the cat until well after the attack. The cat was across the street and as the attack happened I was thinking how terrible of a hunting dog lady would make.
dogs are mentally weak and very easily distracted.  you can't hold this against them though, it's not their fault.  they're inbreds.
In fairness, birds are inferior animals to cats.  It is known.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1357 on: August 01, 2013, 09:29:46 AM »
Well people use dogs to hunt birds, so there's that.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1358 on: August 01, 2013, 09:40:48 AM »
Well people use dogs to hunt birds, so there's that.
people use dogs to smell birds


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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1359 on: August 01, 2013, 10:05:34 AM »
Well people use dogs to hunt birds, so there's that.
people use dogs to smell birds

I think there are people out there that use birds to hunt cats/rabbits.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1360 on: August 01, 2013, 10:33:31 AM »
Also people use birds to hunt wolves/coyotes.  Really it's a triangle of death.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1361 on: August 01, 2013, 10:35:27 AM »
Also people use birds to hunt wolves/coyotes.  Really it's a triangle of death.

you can really see why they all hate eachother.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1362 on: August 01, 2013, 10:39:50 AM »
if any of those animals formed a brain and organized some sort of animal rebellion, we'd be screwed.  how many dogs could you possibly fight off before you got tired and overwhelmed?   :sdeek:

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1363 on: August 01, 2013, 10:41:30 AM »
if any of those animals formed a brain and organized some sort of animal rebellion, we'd be screwed.  how many dogs could you possibly fight off before you got tired and overwhelmed?   :sdeek:

which amendments do I have access to?

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1364 on: August 01, 2013, 10:51:29 AM »
if any of those animals formed a brain and organized some sort of animal rebellion, we'd be screwed.  how many dogs could you possibly fight off before you got tired and overwhelmed?   :sdeek:

which amendments do I have access to?

i fight my dog everyday, but he takes it easy on me. if it came down to it, he could easily tear me to shreds. 1 Rhodesian Ridgeback or like 25 pugs.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1365 on: August 01, 2013, 11:08:33 AM »
if any of those animals formed a brain and organized some sort of animal rebellion, we'd be screwed.  how many dogs could you possibly fight off before you got tired and overwhelmed?   :sdeek:

tons.  kicking is bad for dogs.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1366 on: August 01, 2013, 11:09:32 AM »
Also people use birds to hunt wolves/coyotes.  Really it's a triangle of death.

my grandfather used dogs to hunt coyotes.
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1367 on: August 01, 2013, 11:10:47 AM »
Methinks I would like sys grand pa.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1368 on: August 01, 2013, 11:13:10 AM »
Methinks I would like sys grand pa.

maybe.  coyotes were the only animal he hunted.  he thought deer were too pretty to kill and preferred chicken to quail and pheasant.
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1369 on: August 01, 2013, 11:26:13 AM »
People likes what they likes, doesn't bother me any. 

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1370 on: August 01, 2013, 11:29:31 AM »
Is there anyway to train a falcon to pick up food from a restaurant down the street and bring it back?

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1371 on: August 01, 2013, 11:33:13 AM »
Is there anyway to train a falcon to pick up food from a restaurant down the street and bring it back?

you don't even have to train the falcon.  you just need to train the waitstaff to tie the food to a pigeon and the falcon's natural instincts will take over.
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