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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1200 on: July 11, 2013, 02:33:15 PM »
this chipmunk is a total stud and so is ben ji  :D

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1201 on: July 11, 2013, 02:35:22 PM »
we should list three things available in ben ji's kitchen and then place bets on which one he chooses tomorrow!  :excited:

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1202 on: July 11, 2013, 02:36:05 PM »
we should list three things available in ben ji's kitchen and then place bets on which one he chooses tomorrow!  :excited:

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1203 on: July 11, 2013, 03:02:44 PM »
so do you have that webcam hooked up yet ben ji or am i gonna have to send you one?

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1204 on: July 11, 2013, 03:03:48 PM »
so do you have that webcam hooked up yet ben ji or am i gonna have to send you one?

If you send me a webcam I will hook it up.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1205 on: July 11, 2013, 03:05:27 PM »
-webcam on box
-gumball machine hooked to the side of the box filled with blueberries
-whenever a poster donates 25 cents to the chipmunk recovery fund the gumball machine spits out a blueberry for the chipmunk

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1206 on: July 11, 2013, 03:08:03 PM »
-webcam on box
-gumball machine hooked to the side of the box filled with blueberries
-whenever a poster donates 25 cents to the chipmunk recovery fund the gumball machine spits out a blueberry for the chipmunk

I like this, maybe set up a couple....like for 50cent the chipmunk gets a strawberry and for a dollar a tray pops out with a mini PB sandwich(no crusts)

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1207 on: July 11, 2013, 03:24:39 PM »
emawnk is like our new mascot   :D

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1208 on: July 11, 2013, 03:26:14 PM »
-webcam on box
-gumball machine hooked to the side of the box filled with blueberries
-whenever a poster donates 25 cents to the chipmunk recovery fund the gumball machine spits out a blueberry for the chipmunk


saul can do this i bet


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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1209 on: July 11, 2013, 03:31:14 PM »
Ben Ji if the little guy will always have a limp, I'd be hesitant to release him back into the wild where snakes could make a meal out of him. 
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1210 on: July 11, 2013, 04:40:46 PM »
Ben Ji if the little guy will always have a limp, I'd be hesitant to release him back into the wild where snakes could make a meal out of him.
Also if the little guy is actually a little gal she could fully regain use of her legs but possibly have damage to the pelvic area that would cause problems giving birth,like death. This happened to a cat I had

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1211 on: July 11, 2013, 04:43:19 PM »
yeah, good thinking. ben ji, when you hook up the webcam were gonna need you to spade/neuter this little guy/gal. for safety, ya know?
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1212 on: July 11, 2013, 04:48:45 PM »
If you put a fluffer nutter in there tomorrow, I bet he picks it over anything anyone else comes up with

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1213 on: July 11, 2013, 05:20:38 PM »
FLUFFER NUTTER vs. NUTELLA SANDWICH

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1214 on: July 12, 2013, 01:45:59 PM »

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amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1215 on: July 13, 2013, 11:12:16 AM »
hey ben ji, saturday morning check-in... how's little bro doing?

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1216 on: July 13, 2013, 03:37:24 PM »
GAH


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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1217 on: July 13, 2013, 04:46:09 PM »
I hope that went right through both balls and skewered his johnson.  #teambulls
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1218 on: July 13, 2013, 04:49:21 PM »
hey benji, put some unsalted sunflower seeds in there. they go nuts for that crap and they're so adorbs when they stuff their cheeks full.
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1219 on: July 13, 2013, 04:59:40 PM »
    That's what he gets for trying to outrun a bull with his pants around his ankles

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1220 on: July 15, 2013, 03:14:40 AM »
Trim, maybe you can send that guy a letter regarding how his life is going to be a little different from now on?

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1221 on: July 15, 2013, 08:14:24 AM »
hey ben ji, saturday morning check-in... how's little bro doing?

He's doing great, moving alot more and at alot faster speeds. Going to clean out his cage on my lunch break today and will let the lil guy run around the garage to see how much he has improved since last week.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1222 on: July 15, 2013, 08:17:36 AM »
hey ben ji, saturday morning check-in... how's little bro doing?

He's doing great, moving alot more and at alot faster speeds. Going to clean out his cage on my lunch break today and will let the lil guy run around the garage to see how much he has improved since last week.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1223 on: July 15, 2013, 08:33:23 AM »
will he run up your back and perch on your shoulder yet?

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1224 on: July 15, 2013, 08:34:21 AM »
will he run up your back and perch on your shoulder yet?

Nope, he does let me pet him and scratch his back.