Author Topic: amazing animal stories thread (post your own) (Read 236745 times)

asava · « **Reply #1175 on:** July 11, 2013, 09:55:32 AM »

Alright so last night, at some point between 11:30 and 1:30, my dogs just started going OFF. Barking as loud as they could for about 10 minutes. Lady Asava and I were so tired we just got annoyed, and told them to keep quiet. Eventually they piped down. Fast forward to this morning, and we find this...

A bear attacked my garage door. Driving through the neighborhood this morning and there was trash scattered throughout peoples yards. Guess i should listen to the dogs next time. Would have loved to gotten footage of this. *bear swipes garage door* "What is this? Styrofoam? Awful." *leaves and destroys some other sad saps garage door.*

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #1176 on:** July 11, 2013, 09:58:19 AM »

Quote from: asava on July 11, 2013, 09:55:32 AM

Alright so last night, at some point between 11:30 and 1:30, my dogs just started going OFF. Barking as loud as they could for about 10 minutes. Lady Asava and I were so tired we just got annoyed, and told them to keep quiet. Eventually they piped down. Fast forward to this morning, and we find this...

A bear attacked my garage door. Driving through the neighborhood this morning and there was trash scattered throughout peoples yards. Guess i should listen to the dogs next time. Would have loved to gotten footage of this. *bear swipes garage door* "What is this? Styrofoam? Awful." *leaves and destroys some other sad saps garage door.*

he was probably trying to get at one of those five month old pigs heads you have drying out in the garage.

asava · « **Reply #1177 on:** July 11, 2013, 10:01:47 AM »

Quote from: rick daris on July 11, 2013, 09:58:19 AM

Quote from: asava on July 11, 2013, 09:55:32 AM
Alright so last night, at some point between 11:30 and 1:30, my dogs just started going OFF. Barking as loud as they could for about 10 minutes. Lady Asava and I were so tired we just got annoyed, and told them to keep quiet. Eventually they piped down. Fast forward to this morning, and we find this...

A bear attacked my garage door. Driving through the neighborhood this morning and there was trash scattered throughout peoples yards. Guess i should listen to the dogs next time. Would have loved to gotten footage of this. *bear swipes garage door* "What is this? Styrofoam? Awful." *leaves and destroys some other sad saps garage door.*

he was probably trying to get at one of those five month old pigs heads you have drying out in the garage.

i totally would have given him one if he had asked politely.

ben ji · « **Reply #1178 on:** July 11, 2013, 10:06:41 AM »

Only 1 thing you can do Asava, get your BIGGEST gun and wait for the bear to come back, maybe throw some dead fish or pig heads in the lawn to attract him.

When he comes back pop him a couple of times with your huge bear gun then skin him up and make a nice bear rug to throw in front of your fire place.

asava · « **Reply #1179 on:** July 11, 2013, 10:08:11 AM »

Quote from: ben ji on July 11, 2013, 10:06:41 AM

Only 1 thing you can do Asava, get your BIGGEST gun and wait for the bear to come back, maybe throw some dead fish or pig heads in the lawn to attract him.

When he comes back pop him a couple of times with your huge bear gun then skin him up and make a nice bear rug to throw in front of your fire place.

I have to admit, that would be nice.

SEK_EMAW · « **Reply #1180 on:** July 11, 2013, 10:16:40 AM »

Let the dogs out, tree that sucker in your yard, and call the WVU mascot guy.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #1181 on:** July 11, 2013, 10:20:53 AM »

Quote from: SEK_EMAW on July 11, 2013, 10:16:40 AM

Let the dogs out

only the baha men can let the dogs out

Fldermaus · « **Reply #1182 on:** July 11, 2013, 10:48:29 AM »

Quote from: asava on July 11, 2013, 09:55:32 AM

A bear attacked my garage door. Driving through the neighborhood this morning and there was trash scattered throughout peoples yards. Guess i should listen to the dogs next time. Would have loved to gotten footage of this. *bear swipes garage door* "What is this? Styrofoam? Awful." *leaves and destroys some other sad saps garage door.*

My garage has been similarly attacked. If you need a visual of what you're up against...

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #1183 on:** July 11, 2013, 10:50:16 AM »

asava- make a big container and then put the bear in it and feed him nothing but strawberries for a week.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #1184 on:** July 11, 2013, 11:18:27 AM »

ask the bear what he is doing there, wait until he beats you up and shoot him in the stomach

Tobias · « **Reply #1185 on:** July 11, 2013, 11:20:58 AM »

asava, give the bear a ladder to escape

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #1186 on:** July 11, 2013, 11:31:04 AM »

Ridicule the bear for squadering his credit card points potential.

asava · « **Reply #1187 on:** July 11, 2013, 11:36:52 AM »

Quote from: Fldermaus on July 11, 2013, 10:48:29 AM

Quote from: asava on July 11, 2013, 09:55:32 AM
A bear attacked my garage door. Driving through the neighborhood this morning and there was trash scattered throughout peoples yards. Guess i should listen to the dogs next time. Would have loved to gotten footage of this. *bear swipes garage door* "What is this? Styrofoam? Awful." *leaves and destroys some other sad saps garage door.*

My garage has been similarly attacked. If you need a visual of what you're up against...

so rough ridin' cute.

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #1188 on:** July 11, 2013, 11:38:53 AM »

Quote from: Fldermaus on July 11, 2013, 10:48:29 AM

Quote from: asava on July 11, 2013, 09:55:32 AM
A bear attacked my garage door. Driving through the neighborhood this morning and there was trash scattered throughout peoples yards. Guess i should listen to the dogs next time. Would have loved to gotten footage of this. *bear swipes garage door* "What is this? Styrofoam? Awful." *leaves and destroys some other sad saps garage door.*

My garage has been similarly attacked. If you need a visual of what you're up against...

looks like a common garden snake to me, but it could be a rattle snake. not sure on this one. SYS?!

ben ji · « **Reply #1189 on:** July 11, 2013, 12:32:01 PM »

Cleaned out the chipmunks box and gave him an assortment of food to choose from.

He chose the bread! (All credit goes to sys)

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raquetcat · « **Reply #1190 on:** July 11, 2013, 12:54:30 PM »

Wow, it's like the chipmunk version of golden corral in there. I hope that bread and fruit is organic!

pissclams · « **Reply #1191 on:** July 11, 2013, 01:02:36 PM »

so does he drag himself around by his front legs? has he shown any signs of improvement?

i wonder if we should have some sort of telethon to raise some money for its treatment, like Jerry Lewis does for the kids missing a chromosome.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #1192 on:** July 11, 2013, 01:04:16 PM »

chipmunkfest and have trim fly hosie in again.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #1193 on:** July 11, 2013, 01:12:33 PM »

White bread!? And you didn't take the crust off!? Thanks Obenji

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #1194 on:** July 11, 2013, 01:13:39 PM »

clams

pissclams · « **Reply #1195 on:** July 11, 2013, 01:14:26 PM »

Quote from: rick daris on July 11, 2013, 01:04:16 PM

chipmunkfest and have trim fly hosie in again.

can't wait to eat at lucha again

asava · « **Reply #1196 on:** July 11, 2013, 01:14:40 PM »

I think ben ji should make him a nice peanut butter and jelly sandwich with the crust cut off.

ben ji · « **Reply #1197 on:** July 11, 2013, 01:17:48 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on July 11, 2013, 01:02:36 PM

so does he drag himself around by his front legs? has he shown any signs of improvement?

i wonder if we should have some sort of telethon to raise some money for its treatment, like Jerry Lewis does for the kids missing a chromosome.

Definitely showing some improvement, I honestly thought he was dead one time on tuesday.

He has limited use of his back legs and kind of jumps/bursts about 6 inches then will drag himself with his front legs. He ran around a bit today in the garage when I was cleaning his cage.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #1198 on:** July 11, 2013, 01:19:46 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on July 11, 2013, 01:14:26 PM

Quote from: rick daris on July 11, 2013, 01:04:16 PM
chipmunkfest and have trim fly hosie in again.

can't wait to eat at lucha again

can't wait to not remember it

pissclams · « **Reply #1199 on:** July 11, 2013, 01:42:28 PM »

Quote from: ben ji on July 11, 2013, 01:17:48 PM

Quote from: pissclams on July 11, 2013, 01:02:36 PM
so does he drag himself around by his front legs? has he shown any signs of improvement?

i wonder if we should have some sort of telethon to raise some money for its treatment, like Jerry Lewis does for the kids missing a chromosome.

Definitely showing some improvement, I honestly thought he was dead one time on tuesday.

He has limited use of his back legs and kind of jumps/bursts about 6 inches then will drag himself with his front legs. He ran around a bit today in the garage when I was cleaning his cage.

i wonder if a vet would just be like, no we won't fix him. or if some day he'll regain his once spry dexterity without medicine.