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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1150 on: July 10, 2013, 02:51:17 PM »
If he hunger strikes will you force feed him?

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1151 on: July 10, 2013, 03:22:34 PM »
i bet his family misses him dearly, just like he misses his family.  and his freedom. 


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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1152 on: July 10, 2013, 03:30:19 PM »
you know what we caught the other day about a hundred yards from my house? a little turtle. you know what we did with him? brought him inside for the night and then released him in the morning. benji- do you plan on letting that lil guy go sometime?

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1153 on: July 10, 2013, 03:31:01 PM »
you should be refreshing his strawberrys every day

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1154 on: July 10, 2013, 03:35:50 PM »
you know what we caught the other day about a hundred yards from my house? a little turtle. you know what we did with him? brought him inside for the night and then released him in the morning. benji- do you plan on letting that lil guy go sometime?

Your analogy sucks, let me fix it for you.

you know what we rescued the other day about a hundred yards from my house? a little turtle that was deathly injured and unable to move, looked like someone had run over it or something because its back legs were not working. you know what we did with him? brought him inside for the night and then gave up trying to save his life and then released him in the morning. benji- do you plan on letting that lil guy die at the hands of a stray cat/heat stroke on the pavement/neglect?

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1155 on: July 10, 2013, 03:36:56 PM »
you should be refreshing his strawberrys every day

Took all the strawberry's out after picture(old and getting moldy) and gave him some grapes and fresh green grass to munch on.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1156 on: July 10, 2013, 03:54:17 PM »
you know what we caught the other day about a hundred yards from my house? a little turtle. you know what we did with him? brought him inside for the night and then released him in the morning. benji- do you plan on letting that lil guy go sometime?

Your analogy sucks, let me fix it for you.

you know what we rescued the other day about a hundred yards from my house? a little turtle that was deathly injured and unable to move, looked like someone had run over it or something because its back legs were not working. you know what we did with him? brought him inside for the night and then gave up trying to save his life and then released him in the morning. benji- do you plan on letting that lil guy die at the hands of a stray cat/heat stroke on the pavement/neglect?

i didn't mean it that way. we did catch the turtle though and i am curious as to your plans to possibly let this little guy back into the world.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1157 on: July 10, 2013, 03:56:44 PM »
word on the street is that ben ji is really just keeping it alive until he is able to use it as bait for his next fishing adventure. some people.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1158 on: July 10, 2013, 04:06:24 PM »
word on the street is that ben ji is really just keeping it alive until he is able to use it as bait for his next fishing adventure. some people.

I don't know.  This screams animal black market.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1159 on: July 10, 2013, 04:38:34 PM »
If the lil guy makes a complete comeback I plan on releasing him back to the wild...Kinda doubt that will happen though.

If he survives but does not recover full functionality in his legs I will probably make a big ass atrium thing for him in a 55 gallon fish tank and let him live out his life munching on strawberries and grapes.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1160 on: July 11, 2013, 08:24:06 AM »
Checked on the lil guy last night before I went to bed, he was curled up in C shape on a big pile of grass holding a grape with his lil front paws.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1161 on: July 11, 2013, 08:26:35 AM »
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1162 on: July 11, 2013, 08:33:58 AM »
i bet he loves grapes, and you, ben ji. 


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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1163 on: July 11, 2013, 08:38:00 AM »
Is ben ji the most adorable poster?  I think maybe!  :love:

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1164 on: July 11, 2013, 08:40:52 AM »
ben ji can we get a webcam feed on this little fella?

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1165 on: July 11, 2013, 08:42:56 AM »
ben ji can we get a webcam feed on this little fella?

i sure hope so

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1166 on: July 11, 2013, 08:44:57 AM »
maybe we could just have a permanent video conference going on - we can dial in and speak words of encouragement (might get lonely)?  does he (she?) have a name?

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1167 on: July 11, 2013, 08:51:22 AM »
Have not named it yet as I want to make sure it lives before I get to crazy, also have no idea how to determine the sex of chipmunks.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1168 on: July 11, 2013, 08:52:53 AM »
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1170 on: July 11, 2013, 09:18:00 AM »
you need to give it more than fruit and grass.  it needs protein and more calorie-dense foods.  if you don't want to buy anything especially for it, offer it breads, tortillas, etc.  dry dog food is great.  pretty much all rodents love peanut butter.
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1171 on: July 11, 2013, 09:25:33 AM »
you need to give it more than fruit and grass.  it needs protein and more calorie-dense foods.  if you don't want to buy anything especially for it, offer it breads, tortillas, etc.  dry dog food is great.  pretty much all rodents love peanut butter.

Thanks sys, I'll give it some bread and dogfood for lunch.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1172 on: July 11, 2013, 09:28:36 AM »
make it tiny little peanut butter sandwiches

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1173 on: July 11, 2013, 09:32:13 AM »
make it tiny little peanut butter sandwiches

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1174 on: July 11, 2013, 09:34:46 AM »
make it tiny little peanut butter sandwiches
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